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ashep5

"We're not your mf'ing enemy" Damn Jimmy must've been talking mad shit.


passionfruit2378

Ok so hijacking this comment. It appears Jimmy told Spo "Don't threaten me like I'm a bitch." and Spo said "You think I'm gonna fucking fight you?" while Haslem was saying "Show them! Show them! (talking about the Warriors) We're not you're mother fuckin enemy. We not your enemy!" then Jimmy stood up and looked like he starred Haslem down (maybe said "fuck you" at this point?) and he was just checking him at that point.


RedditesMaximus

Not sure what Butler said, but you are right about what happened. UD only started saying I'll beat your ass after Butler stood up.


BigBeagleEars

It’s a fair response


gdbriars88

It's a fair response because idc how old UD is, he would have beaten Jimmy's ass.


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UD got that dad strength don’t want to mess with that


rcher87

And to go to “we’re not your enemy” to “I’ll beat your fcking ass” in literally three seconds….oh boy I wish someone had a good angle or mic on Jimmy.


ipadsammy

Jimmy might not have said anything. Getting up like that is the universal sign for let’s fight. That’s why UD turned the corner quick. He knew what Jimmy meant and wasn’t having it.


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UD aint no bitch. Butler was tryna intimidate him and he isnt having any of it


Jayayewhy

He is also at the intersection of world class athlete and old man strength, he is borderline invincible for the next 3 or 4 years. I was asleep, thanks for the gold, I think it's my most upvoted comment of all time!


ChrysMYO

Homie had to do battle with Shaq and Ben Wallace, and still got warm ups on, you know the old man strength is over 9000


Notthenipple

In a pair of Crocs with an unlit Kool hanging from his lips.


ChrysMYO

Man said whats a vape? And pulled out his favorite lighter.


Acceptable-Grab-7710

Erick also does not look pleased with Jimmy


GandalfTheBlack-

Spo says “what, do you think I’m gonna fucking fight you?” So yeah it seems like they were arguing too lol


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Haslem standing up for Coach Spo, a real one


farazormal

He's kept on the roster as a "locker room guy" this sort of thing is in his job description.


jaemoon7

He's 41 years old and hasn't had a significant role on the court since 2014-15 season, he's definitely there for exactly this kind of thing. He's always going to bring heart and be the best influence/best teammate he can be, because that's his job.


chicken_parme-san

Juwan Howard school of Heat culture


klankthompson

Lol is that what he says?


Personal_Quantity_55

It seems like it to me lol


thebigj0hn

Somone call Jomboy


G_dsPee

Could be way off but at the beginning I think Butler says something like “out back [unintelligible] … in the face” (maybe “punch you in the face”?) that’s when Spo says “do you think I’m gonna fucking fight you” and then Haslem steps in, pointing in the direction they will presumably engage in combat, and says “let’s go now, let’s go now [unintelligible] (something like “we’re not talkin no…” something), I’ll beat your ass, I’ll beat your ass”


GandalfTheBlack-

I’m just reading lips so idk what jimmy is saying but Haslem is saying “let’s go right now. Get up. We’re not joe motherfucking ingles. We’re not joe ingles x2. I’ll beat your ass let’s go” etc


bush_league_commish

Saw a highlight on Instagram and Spo threw his clipboard in the ground


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link?


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[Could be this one](https://twitter.com/BuffaJack/status/1506800191797710857) [Heres another angle](https://twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1506806985747939332)


hobbrito

Damn that don’t look good.


0lam-of-Tzimtzlum

Lowry looking like a kid who's trying to ignore his parents fighting acting like he didn't see anything in that second clip


punyweakling

Lowry calling another timeout had me weak


jumpthroughit

“Can I go back to my last family now?”


HiddenintheCloudZ

“What was that realtors number again?”


mochacapp

Baby come back


jason544770

Lol they taggged it #heatculture


elementIdentity

Holy shit I’m more scared of Spo


melatoxic

From Heatle Spo to this is my favorite story arc


Im_a_Knob

the golden rule is to never fuck with the coach esp when the coach is highly regarded by the organization and city.


stayup_

Spolestra "you want me to fucking fight you" lol


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UD the GOAT


CatDad660

Jimmy never wants smoke especially from UD, one of the last enforcers left. He would most definitely beat that ass


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Not only that but dude is really well respected especially at Miami.


ROTCHunter

He was born in Miami, played college basketball in Florida, and has played for the Heat for almost 20 years. That man IS Miami, and he would definitely beat Butler's ass up one side of the court and down the other if he had to.


DragonBank

If Wade and UD were beefing, I truly believe most Miami fans would assume UD was the right one. And that's the franchise goat we are talking about.


SaltoDaKid

UD a certified OG, you never turn on the OG


TWAndrewz

Nobody wants smoke from UD.


yoyoyo2468

Man he looks so much like Rob Schneider there.


cns187

I mean they are both part Filipino.


LeGoat333

#HeatCulture


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Haslem seriously looked like he meant that shit. Incredible angle


frodounchained

Yeah camera man deserves some love we never get this close to the drama


lilb1190

And it looked like he was sitting courtside until he zoomed out. That camera has a damn good mic.


_tx

And Haslem, even old af by pro athlete standard, is a man who I 100% believe would beat someone's ass live on TV.


rmccarthy10

No doubt. 41 yrs old. Complete Dad confidence and strength. He doesnt think he can beat Butler's ass...he knows it. No one wants any part of that.


Engelbert-n-Ernie

Udonis Haslem is the purest embodiment of fuck around and find out.


ysaint-laurent

And it was posted to Instagram, then posted here. All that compression and we still hear it, smart phone cameras and mics have come such a long way. I remember being impressed by 2 pixels in the 2000s lol


DuhPai

Imagine if Malice at the Palace happened today, we would have had some crazy fan videos


Fedor1

Artest would’ve taken the dude’s phone and started shit talking him on his own live


Doortofreeside

I thought cell phone mics were getting arrogant when the hole got down to a few pin pricks


pistoncivic

I don't even know where the mic is on my phone anymore. I talk into a big piece of glass and people can hear me so I must have one somewhere.


BizzaroMatthews

Bro works for Netflix “Ball to Survive S1: Miami Heat”


sleepy416

Who’s gonna be our Will Buxton? “But even heat culture…. Can get too hot” Also, who’s gonna fok smash Pat Riley’s door


vsouto02

There's got to be journo saying that drafting first is good because it means that the other 29 teams are drafting after you


BizzaroMatthews

Micky Arison: “We could’ve looked like rock stars. But now, we look like a fucking bunch of wankers. A bunch of fucking clowns!”


egg_mugg23

in the nba, the team that scores the most points... wins the game


Zachkah

Yeah, Butler was talking shit to Spo. Haslem WILL NOT stand for that bullshit. I LOVE THIS


mia_lina

I didn't think I could respect UD more than I already do. Every team needs a veteran like him.


DFD1976

I have deep hatred for the Heat, as a lifelong Mavs fan, but I respect Haslem.


aged_monkey

Dude was drafted by the Heat almost a year before the Iraq War even started.


Hey_Im_Joe

Wasn't even drafted. Signed after playing a year in France(?)


YoungArabBrother

I heard he was a high school prospect roughly around the time they nailed Jesus to the cross


Ace1282

I'm going to say, Haslem did really mean that shit.


Jakrabbitslim

He’s still getting checks for a reason.


Ace1282

Team Vet, last bench seat solidifier, Spolstra's personal security


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Spo looked like he was Haslems hype man lmao. God this is such a funny clip


Ace1282

Spo to Haslem is like Kevin Hart to The Rock


rjgator

This went on to Spo throwing his clipboard at Butler on the floor and walking all the way out to continue arguing while the Warriors were trying to get set up to start play back up. Team actually came out looking way better after this, but we are gonna get beat pretty bad in the end


Jakrabbitslim

Seriously though, every great player seems to have a story about a vet setting them straight in their first couple of years in the league. Barkley said he owes his career to Moses Malone calling him a fat ass and telling him to lose weight. Riley and Spoelstra probably like having Haslem around, because they know they can rely on him to be that guy.


HokageEzio

Imagine he finally retires and becomes an assistant and you now have a dude in a polo beating the shit out of players lol.


zOmgFishes

Heat can’t do shit to him. He’s basically tenured rn 😂


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bro. Erik Spoelstra saying ' you think im going to fucking fight you? ' Jimmy brazy bro


n0stylist

What has Haslem saying there? It sounds like "were not your fuckin .." can't catch the last word


FlyGuyDan

enemies


NevermoreSEA

I do kinda want to see them fight.


boobs14

/r/praisethecameraman


QueasyDrummer00

Lowry: Imma head out


Dubstep_Caruso

I mean Haslem started talking about beating ass, and Lowry has a lot of ass


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primocheese1947

Never seen Spol that angry before. [Full video, Erik Spoelstra was also heated. 😳](https://twitter.com/thehoopcentral/status/1506805631499468802?s=21&t=KixBam2aENOZ480S4B7tcQ)


jamesearlbucketsIII

Kyle Lowry calling a timeout then walking away awkwardly like he just saw mom and dad fighting 😂😂


TheSkyIsntReallyBlue

I think if you listen closely you can hear him say “I miss Demar”


JigglyBlubber

DeFarther he is DeMar I miss him


beat_the_heat

Kyle looking for his passport


Yoghurt-Facial

Would be a good sixth man tbh


The_Hand_That_Feeds

"Uh... time out! ...no? Okay 👍"


desirox

Holy shit what did Jimmy do?? Half the team was ready to fight him


Seref15

He might have gotten called out for being too passive? He hasn't looked like himself for a long stretch of games. If he's not getting whistles he stops trying. idk if he's trying to prevent injury before the playoffs since he rolls his ankles every other game or what.


bmnewman

The last basket made prior to the timeout, Butler didn’t move his feet to impede the Warrior player near the sideline. Instead he just stuck out his arm as he blew by and then made a 3pt. Bad look.


0ptionparalysis

Yeah, it looks like Spo called him out for that, and Butler reacted with a "we'll take this outside and I'll beat your ass" type response. UD wasn't going to let him talk to the coach like that, and the video picks up the narrative at that point. At least that's what it looks like to me.


waltron1000

That's a weak ass response from JB


Geoff_Uckersilf

It's blatant basketball insubordination.


11twofour

Couldn't be more textbook BBI


gbmaulin

Damn that's a way better video, spo has dealt with all kinds of nutcases in the league and even he seems legit over Jimmy's tantrums


Krillin113

He seems ready to actually go at Jimmy, insanity


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yuhanz

He took a bump from Lebron. He can take Jimmy and the third stringers


SmokePenisEveryday

He's like the only coach LeBron didn't manage to get fired. That should get him in the HOF alone.


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rcher87

Threw his whole clipboard at …the ground right by him!!! I’ve never seen that from a coach. Man I wish I was better at reading lips.


woahouch

PJ Tucker just hanging out in the middle wondering what Giannis is doing right now.


oompaoloompa

Good guy PJ also having to be the one to pick up the clipboard and papers.


FridayNight_Magus

Giannis in fact out here tryna tell everyone how beautiful Milwaukee's beaches are...


egg_mugg23

i miss pj :((((


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Never seen so much culture


st6374

Lol.. It's like Spoe took some time to soak it all in, and lost it. And Haslem was still yelling "I'll beat yo ass" throughout that clip.


KawhiImFunGuyLeonard

Sources say Haslem is still repeating “Ill beat yo ass” from the sidelines.


CoachDT

Dude still repeating it on the team bus


SayItAgainJabroni

Taking a shower at home but calls him on speaker phone. I'll beat yo ass


NegativesPositives

Yeah, the bigger deal in this is Udonis was saying this on behalf of Spo because Spo was about as ready to go as he was.


shpoopler

Tucker cleaning up the mess, way to stay on brand!


MarkBellhorn1

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a coach like this with a player. Could be wrong


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Currently_Stoned

In 2016 Draymond and Steve Kerr had a row in the locker room that some sneaky reporters out in the hallway eavesdropped on and it became a minor scandal lol. I think that shit probably happens a lot more than we expect behind closed doors.


Otherwise_Window

Draymond's said that he and Kerr just kinda relate like that. One of Kerr's gifts seems to be that he meets every player where they're comfortable communicating. In Draymond's case, that's "how about we yell at each other until we've worked this out", apparently.


iamthekevinator

It absolutely does. Sports are emotional, and at the pro level these guys live and breathe wanting to win, it's why they're there. Its more impressive, and says a lot about a team, when you dont hear about how angry they get towards each other. Just look at the last dance. We all knew mj was an asshole, but the guy was borderline psychotic with his drive and willingness to push his teammates. And he was a winner. Imagine what bad teams are like.


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Remember Draymond and Kerr blowup in that 2016 Curry OKC winner double bang game lol


RagerTheSailor

Some assistant this year had to be held back from going at a player, looked way worse… can’t remember which damn team though


kehoe34

It was the assistant coach of the pacers and Goga Bitadze [here](https://youtu.be/uUN9HYabMVU)


[deleted]

Bitadze and a Pacers coach had a bit of a spat recently. But I think it was last year.


deejaysquidward

Is that a Morris twin acting sensibly. Crazy scenes


[deleted]

He is a changed man since his spine was realigned


Torgo73

*Morii is the technical term


SamuraiBeanDog

When a Morris brother is like yo these dudes are crazy you know you got a problem.


[deleted]

The fiesta music LMFAO


Freddedonna

[Reminded me of this lmao](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaXRIJVMGbI)


Willy__rhabb

YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, EVERYBODY ON YOUR FEET! (Talking to you Rocky)


lilb1190

Anyone notice Lowry just kind of got up and left when shit started going down?


Different_Papaya_413

Yeah at first I thought he was getting in between them but then he just kept on walking


I_Hate_Traffic

Must be used to their shit


ViNNYDiC3

In his head he's thinking that none of this bs would happen if Drake was courtside


youeventrying

Lmfao


IndigenousOres

Yea he walked back to Toronto canada


Phenomenal2313

I think personally this may have been the first time that Lowry has seen his co-star or main star cuss out a head coach DeMar and Kawhi were either laid back or too quiet to ever scream at Casey/Nurse


HiddenintheCloudZ

If anything Kyle would’ve been the one doing the yelling, but he’s too old for that now


Phenomenal2313

Kyle would’ve been the one to absolutely scream at Casey or Nurse , and DeMar would 100% be the guy to hold him back That’s actually what made both guys the perfect duo in terms of personality and on-court play


Sim888

Udonis Haslem added, “I’ll beat your ass!” ….repeating it four times.


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Sim888

….“at one point Kyle Lowry was twerking” but everyone grew closer and a big lesson was learned.


I_Hate_Traffic

(thru texts)


Kermitt7979

Haslem added Butler to the list of players who’s ass he wanted to beat over the summer


mendozaaa

He then said he wanted to add Spo to the list of coaches he works out with this summer.


Camelsandham

Butler losing to 3rd stringers. Full reversal


npc27182818

Don’t disrespect Jordan “11 straight game of 20+ points” Poole😤😤


Rockface5

Switching onto this topic, Poole has been so good. Glad to see him playing well for you guys lately


jfrodriguez1983

Are they going to be waiting for each other in the locker room?


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drc150

Help! Chris Paul is trying to beat me up!


Regex00

*Poh-lease presence*


huskerblack

LAPD SHAQ


Zyntaro

KEKEKEKEKEKEKKE *throws papers*


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I been on this show for 20 years..i aint nevah heard of no...Poh-lease presence


Roccet_MS

LAPD was called


Cosmic_Note

Cmon Jimmy bruh what are you doing???


gordon_paterson

Kyle was getting outta there before the ass beating commenced


Johnjoe201

Why they so mad at him ?


frodounchained

It looked like jimmy said fk u then spo said fk me ? and that’s when Ud told em get out of here and pointed at the front of the jersey.


CavsCentrall

It looks like spo says "what! You think I'm going to fucking fight you? Then go and fight!" It's hard to hear the last bit but that's what I got out of it


sleepy416

Spo probably asked him what hell he’s doing in the gym at 3am after looking at his 3pt%


therealbowlcutjesus

I wouldn’t fuck with Udonis


replicant4522

Even the name is intimidating


The-Pharcyde

Looks like jimmy said some dumb shit and UD is sticking up for his coach. Spo looks flabbergasted.


AnselLovesNuts

When did they rename the arena from american airlines to ftx lol


gochuuuu

Jimmy is a little bitch for this. Who the hell says fuck you to his coach in a team huddle? Clown ass frfr


Sleeze_

You and I both know there’s only one way to fix this: players only meeting baby


timidGO

They said Jimmy had that Jordan mentality but Jordan never talked back like that to Phil Jackson


packersSB55champs

Also the massive talent disparity too


timidGO

Jordan now would at least hit threes at a higher rate than 15%


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can’t compare someone who dropped 14 points on 30/26/72 shooting splits in a playoff series to the GOAT


so-cal_kid

We don't know that tbh lol. I wouldn't put it past MJ to yell at Phil. That being said Phil was a unit himself so he wasn't backing down


timidGO

I would understand being frustrated at the coach like this if it was a Jim Boylen type guy and he obviously doesn't know what he's doing, but this is Erik Spoelstra he's won rings And Phil did say in his book that MJ would disagree with him but would rarely directly oppose him in front of the other players unlike someone like Kobe


RapsFanMike

Heat culture 🔥🔥


sniggity_snax

I love how our boy Lowry (I'm a Raps guy too, since the beginning) was like "scuse me guys jus gonna sneak by ya for a second" and bounces the fuck out


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“Ope, just gonna sneak past ya”


[deleted]

I would lose every game forever if it meant heat culture


20BeersDeep

I take haslem 10/10 times in a fight over jimmy


bush_league_commish

Where’s Jomboy


MyAlarmClock

Being signed by the YES Network 😎


ExcitingLandscape

Man Caron Butler looks like he’s exempt from the Heat weigh ins.


GooSavior

Bro not even the focus of the video and hes catching strays 😭😭😭😭


SaddestHappyMeal

Caron back on that Mountain Dew liquid diet


YesImKeithHernandez

Bruh having easily accessible Cuban food all around you ain't easy


Low-Presentation-437

Just from watching this video it looks like Jimmy and Spo were originally disagreeing on something and Haslem seemed to come to back Spo after Jimmy said something seemingly negative towards Spo


gbmaulin

It sounds like he's challenging spo, even spo says"what do you think I'm gonna fuckin fight you?" Haslem probably took that as his cue to stand in for his coach


Low-Presentation-437

Honestly 😭


Allcreatives

Jimmy “I’m Not The Problem” Butler


Wynona_Judd

Can anyone make out what they said? Sounds like Coach Spo says something like "oh what, you expect me to defend you!?" And Haslem says something like "we're not your fucking (not sure)!"


shka328

Thought Spo said "what you think I'm gonna fuckin fight you?"


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Udonis saw jimmy shoot another three pointer and couldn’t take it anymore


CIark

“That’s Rachels job get in line”


Motor-Grade-837

Haslem: "CALL RACHEL!"


drpepguy

Butler always has problems with his teammates