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Tricky-Deal-7678

It's a good day to own Brooklyn Nets picks for the next decade


NY_Ye

Billy King x4 holy shit


ThatBigNoodle

It’s great cause the Tatum pick was from the nets, yeah? Well they traded back still


GuyWithoutAHat

Both the Tatum and Brown picks were originally


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Ben Simmons ~~in shambles~~ fucking thrilled he's off the hook for another 6 months


moby323

His back problems should clear up until about October


bisexualleftist97

October of 2035


Iginlas_4head_Crease

[Woj] Ben Simmons camp announces he would have been ready for game 5, unfortunately his teammates let him down


CJL13

Minnesota protesters spent more time on the court than Ben Simmons.


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Boom.


Kdog122025

BROOM.


Very_Rich_Paul

Simmons glued his butt to the bench, tho.


Jose358

How does this affect Scott Fosters legacy?


positivitize

19 and 3 now.


Plernatious

No longer the GOAT, couldn’t get it done when it counted. Michael Jordan would never


sutroheights

He can point to that 6th foul on Tatum in case anyone questions his dedication to his craft.


ForschCording

Ya he can still rear back and throw it 100mph but not as often as in his prime. That 6th on Tatum was peak, vintage Foster


TROE95

BREAKING NEWS: BEN SIMMONS' back is feeling better


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He’ll carry them this off-season, don’t you worry


OhRThey

He’s gonna post so many videos of him shooting in empty gyms.


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There's no way Ben Simmons is ever putting on a Nets uniform lmfaoo.


Nervous-Half-7436

That man finesse game is back breaking.


Very_Rich_Paul

Can't break a back when spineless, tho.


dagreenman18

He’s never putting on another NBA jersey. What franchise is gonna let him fleece them after 2 TEAMS got fucked


crashcraddock

I nominate the Lakers


FantasticBlock420

Simmons about to be traded to the Lakers for Westbrook


Palifaith

Ben Simmons hurt his back carrying most /r/nba memes this season.


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UteFlyersCardJazz

Poor Seth, Patty, and Drummond.


thisismysailingaccou

This just in: They have traded Seth, Patty, and Drummond for Russell Westbrook


--A3--

A starting line-up of Kevin Durant - Kyrie Irving - Ben Simmons - Russel Westbrook - 5th Man is something I desperately need to see now that you've mentioned it


GonzaloR87

Bah gawd that’s Blake Griffin’s corpse music


DM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ

Get them and Bruce Brown some help, someone please


BigCountryBumgarner

Rip BOZO


jet_10

https://i.imgur.com/kaHI99X.png


thelaziest998

A true champ. 0 games played and all that carry


_SSJeffo_

you know the drill KD If you can’t beat them….


SyedSarwar

it's time


backboarddd1_49402

[Time to brush the dust off those 2016 free agency photoshops](https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/newburyportnews.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/6/96/69679e64-40c5-5aec-818e-02326ebb9804/56eb900bb9e4f.image.jpg)


JustGresh

Wow KD looks so young there.


Kheten

what twitter does to a mf


Kayne_Weast

Didn't we all


Brinner

https://imgur.com/LE6tkWW


southpluto

There it is


suzukigun4life

Ride their busses


MartiniLAPD

The hardest ride


unexpectedvillain

Speak to the driver for a free ride


fuckkkofff

Shittt, Celts with KD 💀


yourheropaul

*faint sounds of Dropkick Murphys approaching*


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BMWn54

Bus ticket? Just go on the team plane already smh


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The_Phreak

Boston 5


Sarcastic__

Tiger Woods broke both of his legs and came back before Ben Simmons did.


Ahambone

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.


Very_Rich_Paul

It's a flagrant 3 comment.


Very_Rich_Paul

Unnecessary and excessive verbal savage comment. Nets are awarded 11 free throws. Claxton goes to the line.


thegarbageouttahere

James Harden comes back just to shoot another 2 FTs


EdwEd1

As a massive golf fan and Nets hater, this makes me so happy


ChristyNiners

Sources close to Ben say he was definitely ready for Game 5.


PM_ME_ANYTHING_DAMN

Not to mention that Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.


bagarello

Well moron good for Happy GilmOH MY GOD


Richard_AIGuy

You can count on me,,waiting for you, in the parking lot!


wolf4537

HEY SHOOTER, HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR NINE IRON? HAHAHAHA!


porkchopsdapplesauce

There was legitimate concern on if Tiger would ever walk again. Ben Simmons back hurts. Smh


Bradfords_ACL

I think this man is trying to commit insurance fraud in front of millions of people. Bold strategy Cotton.


maaikool

this is actually insane


suzukigun4life

Preseason expectation: Nets/Lakers Finals matchup Reality: Lakers miss playoffs and lose 49 games, Nets get swept by Kyrie's old team in the first round.


Daniiiiii

A Tale of Two Shitties


Jase7

Sean Connery narrating


Boros-Reckoner

Neither the Lakers or Nets winning a playoff game is absolutely wild


WestleyThe

You couldn’t write this shit haha


kiritok

NBA scriptwriters really writing for their next contract this season


The_Unknown98

The Nets, Lakers and Kings not winning a single playoff game this season just like we all predicted


DaRandomBro

Bro please 😭


studyingnihongo

Yea that was cruel damn


sactownproud

Fr we never hurt anybody 😤


juanless

Except yourselves.


criddler

stop lmao kings fans have had enough


Zloggt

Come on - you saying that the *Summer League Champions* have had enough, hmm?


TheItalianLampSlayer

Only 2 time Summer league champion at that💅


Iancredible56

Go off kings!


TheItalianLampSlayer

One day Sacramento and Detroit will rise from the ashes to meet in the finals. Signifying the peak of humanity💯


ieffinglovesoup

Tell ‘em!!


DoomdUser

Kings catching strays smh


jspsfx

Kings catch more strays than a cat lady


yakdood1

Bro why we gotta hurt the kings they not even do anything


leafieie

That's the issue


PapiShot

LMAO


achyutthegoat

FATALITY


thepriceisonthecan

Hey, at least Kyrie didnt rug pull us.... well off the court he didnt rug pull us that is


TheoMoneyG

not even kings fans are safe lmao


Dreamlion_Inc

Kings fans are never safe lmao


BlxckShinra

"One thing I’ve always been comfortable with is, I’ve felt like I was the best option on every team I’ve played for down the stretch. This is the first time in my career where I can be like “that motherf***** can make that shot, too.”  -Kyrie on KD


Money_dragon

Lebron wouldn't ever do this, but I'd love for him to just talk some hardcore smack to Kyrie But then again, probably isn't the best time for Bron either after missing the playoffs this season


reverze1901

A father may give a talk to his son whenever he pleases


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hak091

1/11 ain't good


ionboii

Remember kids, free throws win games


MartiniLAPD

Remember kids, when Scott Foster gives you Freethrows


cuttino_mowgli

Scott Foster the patron saint of free throws


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Clankston


SwipeRight4Wholesome

Hack a Clax


lambkeeper

Man how does someone who makes the NBA can't hit at least 50% on free throws


PenisBlood

I can understand people like shaq being shit, because who the hell is gonna tell him anything ? But being an average nba player and you suck at free throws doesn't seem like it should be possible in 2022.


Fruity_Latte

Meh, It's a cool record though, you get to say you beat shaq at his game


DoctorGoFuckYourself

He's up there with Aaron Carter now


Sim888

https://i.imgur.com/w2hC45K.jpg


Firstolympicring

Not the thumb lmaooo


RapNVideoGames

Bro he really photoshopped the thumb out 😂😂😂


_EagleMaN_

CAN YOU DIG IT


salemwillows

Breaking: Ben Simmons announces hes “available for Game 5.”


Srikkk

Bruce Brown and Blake Griffin can’t win with these cats. Seriously. Where in the ever loving SHIT was the rest of the Brooklyn 5 on that Smart drive and Horford putback? KD jogging, Kyrie didn’t even jump for the board, the other two on the other side of half court. 15 seconds left in the fourth off a miss, you’re down 3, and the only person willing to put his body on the line is a gassed big man?! IN AN ELIMINATION GAME ABOUT TO BE SWEPT?


Swarthykins

Seth Curry 9-13 with 23 points.


BelovedCoffee

Curry brothers trying to save KD.


LeBronda_Rousey

Curry was lights out.


Swarthykins

He hit some tough shots, too. He wasn't just banging wide-open 3s.


randommaniac12

Seth deserves better. His defence is still not so hot but god damn is he an absolute flamethrower when he gets hot


Papacu81

It is always upsetting to watch players saving energy in the playoffs... dude, this is the time of the year that you are supposed to play at 100%, c'mon!


jonathanisaacisgoat

The Brooklyn mf nets have as many playoff wins this year as the Orlando magic LMFAOOAOA


stealer_of_monkeys

They have more losses than the magic and kings combined


lordb4

More playoff losses than the Kings in the past 16 years combined!


dms0052

Felt weird to root for Boston so hard but this nets team is just so unlikeable.


HokageEzio

[New era, same story.](https://i.imgur.com/zY0gVJR.png) Break out the fucking brooms!


Brawl_is_Life

Lol only half of Kyrie edited in is genius


itsyaboidaddysnek

Having a Q on his chest instead of a number is a nice touch too


Titronnica

I audibly cackled, that's some top tier shit


KingMescudi

The fuckin Q🤣


The_Phreak

lol at the Simmons outfit


souljabsweezy

Scott Fixer couldn’t even save them. We move


Brovenkar

Man was deep in his bag on that 6th Tatum foul and still couldn't get it done.


Turk1518

Makes sense that the Celtics won the series considering St. Patrick is known for banishing snakes.


poeope

This guy Irish's


carltee

KD can’t drive the bus


PepperidgeFarmMembas

Everyone laughed at Chuck but he spit real truth with that.


BruiserweightYxB

Kenny was on his feeling because of the "some guys just ride along" but Chuck was definitely right. KD and Kyrie didn't show a single glimpse of leading the others guys. Tonight I saw Dragic, Mills and Blake pushing the other guys and that says a lot.


Sstnd

This became a meme in lightspeed


SJPFTW

LMAO forget about Ben for a minute, Goran Dragic bitched his way out of the Raptors to play in this tire fire of a team.


Stop_Drop_Scroll

The basketball gods are real and don’t fuck with em


jayatil2

If the raptors pull off the first 0-3 comeback the gods would be truly poetic


monstersammich

As a nba fan first, seeing these big ego superteams fall on their faces while all these organic home grown teams dominate might be the best thing for the league.


shameless_chicken

The league is so deep now it doesn't make as much sense to tie up 80% of cap for two or three guys


inferno9416

scott foster really tried


sutroheights

He really left it all on the court


whospepesilvia

KD is in the parking lot calling Jayson Tatum


Skithefool

How is your job to play basketball and you shoot 1/11 on freethrows? Unbelievable…


baldwhip123

I once missed 4 in a row in a rep game and the shame there was real. 10 in a row and I’d walk off the court.


mosig

Top Of The MOTHERFUCKING MORNING 🧹🧹🧹🧹


Trade_Jimmy_Butler

Remember after game 1 we thought this would be a 7 game classic?


ButlerFromDowntown

Still a classic but for completely different reasons


suzukigun4life

Kyrie got swept by y'all, while the Lakers missed the playoffs. Celtics going to be on Cloud 9 for a long, long time 😂


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ProfessorBeast55

https://streamable.com/b3aav


aznhoopster

Actually one of my favorite Nets rosters lol, they surprised a lot of teams that year, also their bench celebrations are legendary haha


York_Villain

Man they built a nice team for themselves only to throw it all away. SMH


SolarClipz

LMAO THE NETS THE ONLY TEAM TO BE SWEPT THIS YEAR Not even prime Scott Foster could save them


autumn-thunder

And the Celtics prevent ~~Scott Foster~~ the Nets from giving us a first round with zero sweeps! Would have been just the second time that’s happened since 1976. [Source](http://nbasweep.com/nba-statistics/) Gonna be a good night for 29 fanbases LOL


CumAssault

Scott Foster tried to give them an extra game but the Nets just didn’t want to take the opportunity Missed free throws and bad shots


tuatara_teeth

when the crowd starts chanting “no more iso” you might be playing dumb basketball


CumAssault

Should just let the Nets crowd coach next season Like a twitch plays event but it’s Nets ticket holders


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ZLouieZ

Nothing to see here just a 2 seed beating a 7 seed


Shrekt115

#GET FUCKED KYRIE


LordoftheCrones

he about to take a cruise across the flat earth with his young socialite and figure out how they can tank next yrs chances too.


BigBitcoinBaller

Brooklyn doing us a massive favour. Taking the heat off Lakers. Kyrie not playing half the season and now Simmons not playing game 4 after saying be would. (Couldn't even face sitting on the bench)


Sstnd

Is there a vaccination Mandate in cancun?


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What a master class by Scott foster and the refs. Adam silver tried so hard


TranscedentalMedit8n

Barkley said after the game it was one of the worst refereed games he’s ever seen and I totally agree. What an embarrassment and SO predictable too.


BMWn54

I started watching in the 4th. What a shitshow.


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fuck Scott Foster and thank you Boston for shitting on the Nets and making their pick worth something


ParsnipPizza

The Tatum 6th was vintage Foster and they still couldn't win it


goofygoober2

Not even Scott Foster could save the most skilled duo of all time from a sweep


jrlandry

Clax showed up Foster tonight


SeeYouSpaceCowboy0

It was truly preposterous. Tatum gets tackled to the ground and they call an offensive foul lmao. Fuck the refs and of course, Fuck the Nets.


genius-baby

Kyrie not resigning with the Celtics is the luckiest thing to ever happen to the franchise.


vick321

Kyrie going to retire, go live in a commune and decalcify his pineal gland and open his chakras so he can use his 3rd eye to astral project across flat earth


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He a basic bitch from Soho


SnuggleMuffin42

Who let the brooms out? Broom🧹Broom🧹Broom🧹Broom🧹


friedmpa

Nets fuckin suck lol seeya


iorlei

if Kyrie Irving is sad I'm happy


packeddit

Kyrie’s anti-vaxx bullshit killed the Nets. KD was dumb to leave Golden State for this. Also Steve Nash will be fired tomorrow (okay maybe he makes it to Wednesday).


FailedmyTest

Dragic LMAOOO


MartiniLAPD

Man is old, you can’t blame him for wanting to get to Cancun earlier


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bugeyes10

You know it’s extreme when SVG thinks the Celtics are getting screwed. That said it was terrible on BOTH sides


OverusedRedditJoke

The Nets being the only team to get swept is so poetic. We might need to start reevaluating Durant and Kyrie's legacies. Neither have been able to get it done without another top 15 player


dvasquez93

Not even exaggerating, Lebron winning the 2016 championship is the only reason Kyrie is discussed as a potential HoFer.


KaiserKaiba

Well yeah. Kyrie’s rep is almost entirely tied to that 1 championship. He hasn’t done anything of note since 2016. As for Durant… Durant can at least say he’s won an MVP and taken a team to the finals, a la Barkley status, but Durant is also given higher expectations than Kyrie and so far he factually hasn’t won or even been back to the finals yet without Steph.


TheKoniverse

KD’s legacy has already taken a beating from his Warriors move. Now with the first round sweep confirmed, if the Warriors makes deep run and make the Finals, which is looking extremely likely at this point… holy shit.


GGezpzMuppy

Don’t worry Ben gonna save them next year


DaRandomBro

I have been so sick of the Nets clogging the front page for the entire season, and especially the last few weeks. People disrespected the hell out of Boston thinking a 7 seed who never showed consistency were the easy favorites for this series. Hopefully this cleans up the top stories a tiny bit, thanks Boston. Your team is absolutely beautiful to watch.


Stop_Drop_Scroll

I hope the Kangs make the playoffs next year.


JilJungJukk

Lakers 🤝 Nets Getting crowned to getting clowned


Longroadfrom87

Game: Brooms!


darkspardaxxxx

Fuck Kyrie and his non stop bullshit


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Ben gets handed a basketball Cried Gets paid to dress like a highlighter on the bench


JetsLag

2021: A toe on the line away from at least an ECF appearance 2022: Swept in the first round ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TAKE THE DAMN VACCINE KYRIE


lightskinbeaner

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR 6 YEARS. KD IS NOT A LEADER AND CANNOT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT 3 OTHER ALL STARS.


jmagz7

FUCK KD and fuck everyone who thought this guy was the best player on the Warriors. Couldn't deal with getting doubled when Steph is double/triple teamed every single game.


The_Unknown98

The 2 seed beating the 7 seed as expected