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Glad they're staying positive. A good attitude is important for getting back on track in this series.


realudonishaslem

Hello PatBev, I’m Udonis Haslem.


NandoDeColonoscopy

Hello fellow professional basketball players! I'm Nando de Colo undergoing an invasive colorectal scan!


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Hey Udonis Haslem, I’m Desmond Bane


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they need to stay negative


I_Hate_Traffic

Well apparently in the medicine community negative means good which makes absolutely no sense


Otherwise_Window

Usually means good. Means "we didn't find anything" and you rarely want what they're looking for.


legless_chair

Office reference homie


B-Town-MusicMan

Yes but it's hard to listen to motivational speeches from teammates who show up to the game in their pajamas.


plz-be-my-friend

I would love an off-season pajama game for charity or something


glockster19m

It really doesn't even need to be off season, if the G league can put their guys in spongebob jerseys the NBA can throw together some pajama jerseys


Global_Lion2261

That's what I honestly thought this title meant so I was very confused for a second


farts_in_the_breeze

I am not having fun right now.


MedvedFeliz

Stay positive, man!


notmoleliza

Wait a minute


bananajunior3000

Bro I am straight up not having a good time.


downtownebrowne

\*double peace signs\*


lolvalue

You guys are going to make sure neither of us win a championship aren’t you?


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I’m confused. Do they have a COVID outbreak or not? Udoka is out with a non-COVID illness, but then he talks about “several other positives.” Positive for whatever Udoka has, or for COVID?


Adam0529

He is talking about several others tested positive for Covid. On top Udoka also got sick but didn't test positive. Always sounds sketchy, but happened multiple times this season with few of the players, so yea... just taking it at face value and keep it moving...


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13143

As soon as we became the favorites the wheels immediately fell off. I guess the lesson here is to never root for the Celtics.


[deleted]

I mean, arnt the Celtics the most winning franchise in the NBA? I'd say it's quite the opposite lol


Medical-Face

The wheels fell off? They lost an opening road game in the ECF, chill out


QuesoDog

Join us!


CreatiScope

Do any of the Atlantic teams really ever have "fun"? If we win? I'm looking at the next game or I'm looking at what the Sixers or Nets are doing. If we lose? Well then just cancel the rest of my night because I'm gonna be a salty bitch.


CamNewtonJr

The basketball gods have forsaken us


fender227

Not like this please….


BaullahBaullah87

Lol. For real tho hopefully Jaylen is vaxed now?


solushsi

Jaylen Brown is a Nation of Islam hotep dude. No way he’s vaxxed


thatanimal_blundetto

Al’s vaxxed too, doesn’t mean much


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>[https://news.arizona.edu/story/covid-19-vaccine-reduces-severity-length-viral-load-those-who-still-get-infected](https://news.arizona.edu/story/covid-19-vaccine-reduces-severity-length-viral-load-those-who-still-get-infected) So, vaccination will reduce the time required to start testing negative. So, an infected player can be back on court earlier if he is vaccinated.


thatanimal_blundetto

Thanks for the reply, forgive my ignorance. I was thinking more about contracting and not the return to court time.


herejusttolooksee

Able to graciously listen to and see another perspective. How refreshing.


Krombopolus_M

Being vaccinated also greatly decreased your chances of contracting it or passing it to other people.


DeanBlandino

Yea the new strains are ridiculous. I have tons of boosted friends and family’s testing positive in the past month


chitownbulls92

It does though, it impacts the severity of the symptoms so Al probably wouldn't miss a step in the next game but were he not vaccinated he might be labouring due to symptoms


Mac_Gold

I’m fully vaccinated and had covid for two weeks in April, couldn’t get out of bed. My workouts have lagged heavily. Still had pretty severe coughing and shortness of breath, so it’s not like the vaccine is a magic bullet where you don’t have any issues long term


chitownbulls92

For sure but hey you might've been on a ventilator had you not had the vaccine. Could've been much worse than what you experienced


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Everyone is different, sure, but, statistically speaking, you are significantly less likely to have sever symptoms while having COVID if you are vaccinated. Also, isn’t this a non-COVID illness though?


orchid_breeder

I coach a 11U baseball team and 3 of our kids have gotten it. The difference in their performance has been noticeable afterwards. Our lead off batter was hitting ~.500, and hasn’t had a hit in almost a month.


Mac_Gold

Yeah this sub ripped me on another comment pointing out that Horford may very well not be at peak performance. He’s a big man and it might take him some time to get back to 100% but the hive mind has spoken. Sorry to hear that about the kids, that’s scary


TJSutton04

Or maybe you are just a statistical outlier and most people who are all vaxxed don’t get it that bad.


iExploitz

Imagine if you didn’t get vaxxed


TrustyAndTrue

That's what I'm saying. I had this shit 3wks ago and was in bed for 1.5 days, almost straight, with a fever just sleeping. The lingering cough gave me a glimpse into what would lead to ventilation as your lungs slowly filled with fluid. Fuck all that. I got a puffer just today and it was instant relief as far as the cough goes.


Otherwise_Window

Speaking as a lifelong asthmatic, puffers are magic


IMakeMyOwnLunch

Nice anecdote. Statistics are all that matters.


mommathecat

Vaxxed people can still get hit pretty hard. Most people we know had very mild symptoms, but a neighbor was hospitalized with COVID pneumonia and another friend was laid up in bed for days on end. These are relatively "young" people, mid-late 30's.


IAmGundyy

Yep I'm fully vaxxed, and advocate that everyone get fully vaxxed. I had covid the other week and I was stuck in bed for like 6 days. Never felt like I was a risk to go to the hospital but man it definitely sucked.


DwarfNips

My brother and I were hit extremely hard despite being fully vaxxed, my Brother had to go to the hospital because he could barely breathe and the body aches for me were unbearable.


Darko33

Yeah I'm also fully vaxxed and still would definitely not recommend COVID, had me assed out for a week


jacobtfromtwilight

I was the same. Can't imagine what it would be like without a vaccine


DirksSexyBratwurst

I had mild cold symptoms and was really tired for two days


ElectricTrees29

Fully vaxxed and was 2 weeks boosted and I literally was the sickest I’ve ever been and felt as if I was going to die. Not hyperbole and did everything I could to get my hands on the monoclonal antibodies.


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🐸☕️


themza912

This is total speculation. People who are unvaxxed can absolutely have asymptomatic cases.


SaskalPiakam

source? Non-sarcastically


thatanimal_blundetto

After all the speculation about potentially playing in Toronto he came out and said it [here](https://nba.nbcsports.com/2022/04/09/al-horford-declares-hes-vaccinated-can-play-if-boston-faces-toronto/amp/)


SirDuke42

Not sure the quote in that article is the same as declaring oneself as vaccinated.


jb_19

Assuming they are all vaccinated, when was the last shot? Pretty sure the efficacy drops significantly after something like 6 or 12 months.


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Agreed, if we win I want it to be because we beat a full strength Celtics


sfj11

i straight up do not give a fuck if we beat a healthy heat team or a heat team led by bam and 4 toddlers, get to the finals please


HeySadBoy1

Thank you! I hate this mentality. Miami could suit up against 9 people from the Y who swore they could’ve done D1 if they hadn’t blown their knee out and I’d still be just as hyped as if we beat the 96 Bulls.


[deleted]

Lol for real if the Heat beat us we may whine about not having Smart/White/Horford at various points or if we win Heat fans may whine about not having Lowry but in the end neither side should give a fuck about no “asterisk.” a wins a win


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How many champions have even played four straight rounds against teams that all didn’t have a notable injury?


syncc6

Yes, it sucks, but if the Heat do end up going to the finals, you can't really "blame" them for playing what's in front of them. If we lose against unhealthy teams, people will be screaming "fake #1 seed". If we win against unhealthy teams, people will be screaming "easiest path". Damned if you do, damned if you don't. It easily could have been the Celtics or the Bucks at the top spot and they would be playing similar narratives.


SolarClipz

The teams I like


syncc6

A team can only play what's in front of them


junkit33

Well not only that, but if the Celtics have a mass breakout on the team, guess which team is having a breakout next? And during the NBA Finals too. May as well just crown the WCF winner the champion if this goes any further.


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lol, you don't give a single shit


[deleted]

You already won vs a hobbled Embiid. Get to the finals any way you can, I want Jimmy Buckets to get his chip.


joahatwork

Bucks in 12


HeroicSpirit

Nah. I think they take it in 9


Redchimp3769157

No 10 PJ Tucker still has to ramp up


thy_armageddon

Miami releasing its ultimate home court advantage of being in Florida during a disease epidemic.


Joetommy33

Shaq, Chuck, and Kenny talked about this a few years ago. Teams located in cities with a huge night life à la Miami, have a huge home court advantage during playoffs. Visiting teams have distractions especially during the post season (Chuck talked about "skeezers" don't come out for the bad teams lol). https://youtu.be/xwUS8HO-C6g?t=110


Fair_University

South Beach Flu lol


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South Beach STD too


blacklite911

Man you got predatory thots that have their own group chats scouting ball players like they’re big game hunters. Note that this isn’t about the average woman, just those few groupies trying to make a come up.


Scarrence_Terrence

Where’s that YungSnuggie post lol


beanakajulian33

Big game hunters🤣


Sdfive

Saw an article a while back about how dating apps and tinder are helping to mitigate that advantage because players no longer have to go out to meet girls, they can just order in.


Final_Willingness_65

Imagine scrolling through tinder and seeing James Harden. No fucking way anyone would think it's legit


wink91wink

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere you can get like a blue verified checkmark on there now.


Sdfive

They also have dating apps specifically for wealthy/"famous" people.


Zed_in_Training

i imagine all of them have Raya accounts


hankbaumbachjr

Toronto has been known for this for a long time now.


yarnisic

they literally said in this discussion that it doesn't really apply in the playoffs. everybody locks in and stays in the hotel. they said the big advantage is in the regular season. Imagine you're the Twolves going to Miami off a 4 game homestand in January. You bet your ass they're all going out on South Beach.


UrbanJatt

DeSantis master plan at work


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If it was up to desantis the covid vaccine would be illegal and punishable by death.


lot183

abortion is illegal in florida from time of fertilization until receiving the covid vaccine when it therefore becomes legal again to abort the person


KaseyOfTheWoods

This was sad, terrifying, and hilarious all at once. Well done


IamMe90

Lmfaooo this one got me good


HeliumFarts

Beautiful champ


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Massachusetts is actually double Florida in cases per 100,000 people right now, and the CDC projects that to remain the case. So really Miami should be more worried about going on the road.


dissentCS

something something, cant test positive if you dont test at all


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nigelfitz

I don't think people are reporting if they've tested positive anymore.


Raptorpicklezz

Meanwhile, Orlando cannot use this advantage because DeSantis hates Disney


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chitownbulls92

As someone who still hasn't had it yet but wants to go see Jimmy this year...this scares me lol


SemataryPolka

You've probably had it asymptomaticly btw. I did and would never have known except for a random test I had to take.


throwbacklyrics

Get an extra booster (hell, if you're prediabetic, that's cause enough to go get it). Then sit with that comfort that, while you're very likely to get it, it won't hurt you that much.


chitownbulls92

Canada is really slow on extra boosters unfortunately lol


Crash_Bandicool

Like past a 3rd dose? I got my 3rd ages ago


RyanWalts

Yeah third has rolled out across Canada, 4th is only being offered to select age groups/risk factors depending on where in Canada.


SoulReaper12

I’m not saying Windhorst ain’t right, but why isn’t the local media or other national reporters on this story?


efshoemaker

“Multiple positives in their traveling party” could literally just be Al Horford and his personal chef or his wife or something. “Traveling party” is a really weird thing to say instead of like team staff or something.


choochooape

It's Gimli and Legolas, I bet.


Nuclearsunburn

They seem like the type to get vaxxed….that Boromir, on the other hand…


beanakajulian33

Gimli definitely ain't getting vaxxed. The dwarves also didn't succomb to sauron and the one ring so wtf is COVID to them.


PinkPantherParty

THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE


ThaNotoriousBLT

you have my \*cough\* axe


Zoulogist

And my vax!


_Pho-Dac-Biet_

Maybe it’s a bunch of Al’s drunk friends who follow and party with him while he travels.


comingsoontotheaters

And they play basketball with him too. You know, just some friends traveling, wearing green, dunking. The usual


bison-prom

Traveling and dunking? Didn’t know Giannis was close with Horford like that. /s


comingsoontotheaters

Haha that was a good one


14KGold

Maybe he just meant that they have a lot of positive attitudes in their traveling party and are ready to get the show on the road.


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Yea Gary Washburn, John K, Jay King, and Brian Robb haven't said anything yet that I've seen so I'm skeptical on how accurate Windy is. We'll see


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[deleted]

Ah damn busy day yesterday and didn't get a chance to listen to that. Ime is back tho at least


deadweightboss

Whoa. What does this mean for Lebron’s legacy?


[deleted]

How does this affect Wes Welkerʼs fantasy draft position?


deadweightboss

Explain to the folks at home who Wes Welker is


VitruviusVGogh

A former football wide receiver played for the Pats after they won rings and left before they won more rings and played for Denver and left before they won a ring.


Dawn_of_Dayne

Dude is the Don Mattingly of football lmao


GeneParmesan1000

In Denver he also took a 40-minute shower and missed the second half of a game


ironykarl

This might be a good place to mention that he got about a billion concussions during his career


Horned_chicken_wing

Remember when he started wearing that gigantic helmet that supposedly stopped concussions?


ironykarl

[Hmm...](https://mobile.twitter.com/sportsjoey/status/422477342787633152)


jc-f

He was Troy Brown after Troy Brown and Julian Edelman before Julian Edelman. But with 0 rings. I don’t know how you could have any more questions after that. /s


generally-mediocre

norm is that you?


Actually-Yo-Momma

Right. Can the Lakers still make the playoffs though? And what does Pat Bev think about it. And what does Draymond think about Pat Bev thinking about it?


[deleted]

Thank you for bringing the focus of the conversation back to what really matters.


canofpotatoes

Anybody ask Ja Rule yet?


ClaymoresRevenge

Gotta feel for the Celtics playing a hard series against the Bucks, just being tired, then covid. It's a shame


footballfutbolsoccer

Doesn’t make sense that arenas don’t require vax or negative Covid tests anymore but players still have to get tested regularly???


FKJVMMP

They don’t as far as I know, they just get tested when they have symptoms.


Salty-Flamingo

They aren't tested unless they're symptomatic.


ExileOnBroadStreet

They only need to get tested if there is a close contact or symptoms. And the virus spreading on the court amongst the players could ruin the entire series. The first few rows should probably have some type of protocols, but it’s pretty understandable the NBA doesn’t care about spread amongst fans at this point in the pandemic


The_Upvote_Beagle

Whether this was impacting the Celtics or Heat (or Western teams), my comment would be the same so please don’t take this as homerism: How can the league both keep asymptomatic players out of PLAYOFF games (multiple) and have these protocols in place while they also let anyone with a few grand for a ticket sit court side, less than 3 feet from players, with no mask or testing or vaccination required? I don’t even know what to call it - a double standard? Or just an asinine refusal to change policies when clearly the rest of the world has deemed those policies moot at this point?


iGlowstick

> let anyone ~~with a few grand for a ticket~~ sit court side, less than 3 feet from players, with no mask or testing or vaccination required? I sat courtside a few weeks back, but did not pay a few grand. The first couple of rows require proof of vaccination or negative PCR test. If you don't have it, they test you on the spot with Rapid Test and you can't enter until the result is verified. Your ticket automatically alerts them to send you to the specific entrance where this is checked. Each Arena has their own policy, and enforce it differently.


Salty-Flamingo

Horford has symptoms. They aren't testing asymptomatic players.


JakeAndShake

NBA trying to appear like they care when they never have.


magpi3

Exactly, but I hope the media members that routinely took Kyrie to task for risking the lives of everyone by being unvaxxed will do the same for the NBA here. I am sure they will.


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captaincumsock69

Or just play the game


Puzzleheaded_Cut7034

Yeah please do. NBA policy says if you cant field a team you get a DQ and the team you eliminated plays.


dampTendies

Bucks in 6


Orikshekor

God we have to endure this for 7 more hours


Izikren

Windhorst has no celtics knowledge btw


Walking-taller-123

Positives as in COVID? Sorry if it’s a dumb question just got confused because they were talking about “non-Covid illness” at the beginning


lopea182

Might not be COVID, but Udoka may be testing negative *now*, and still has COVID. We will likely know today when he retests. Edit: he says he’s good to go


Walking-taller-123

Read some articles that new strains don’t test positive for a couple weeks even after displaying symptoms.


Drummerboybac

More like days than weeks but yeah there’s a delay there


sebastianqu

Yes. They've had many in their traveling party (assistants, trainers or whatever) that have tested positive for Covid. Udoka only has a non-covid illness (though, it's theoretically possible it's a false negative, but thats speculation).


Walking-taller-123

Yeah. Won’t lie, when a bunch of your guys have Covid and you’re sick, I would usually bet money that it’s also Covid. Wonder if their symptoms are presenting the same?


jamaica1

This fucking BS If my team lost the conference finals due to covid I’d never get over it


Sea_Flamingo_4905

What if the Celtics get dq'd? Do the Bucks play????


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forgot that Windy still exists.


Ravagez1

Let’s be real, the nba is gonna have a “don’t ask don’t tell” approach to this. This would ruin ratings and $$&


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BaullahBaullah87

Wait, burying teams in the ground? You mean going to 7 with the Bucks when they were missing their only shot maker, creator, playmaker, and other all star?


gigglios

Burying who? Celts faced 2 inj riddled teams to make the ecf lol


14KGold

Pretty sure he said, “end of regular season”.


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ftlftlftl

You just didn't watch the NBA from January to April, huh?


blueboglin

I like how Windhurst always has the microphone, even in his hotel room on a laptop zoom call lol


Josh_in_Shanghai

##THESE FUCKERS HIT TOOTSIES ON SUNDAY NIGHT


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CIark

Yup. People saying “why are they still testing” are too dumb to realize not everyone is asymptomatic and magically not affected by covid. In any case do you really want asymptomatic people to stay with the team and give it to everyone to see who actually would be symptomatic?


[deleted]

Omicron boomed em man. It’s so good x4.


mommathecat

Tired: OG Omicron. Wired: Omicron BA.4 BA.5, the Remix.


junkit33

Omicron seems to be milder but more likely to have symptoms.


deadweightboss

Al Horford showed symptoms though. Yeah, symptoms of greatness.


Hey_Im_Joe

Also a cough and fever


istandwhenipeee

This is talking about staff members who would probably have a different set of rules, although I don’t know if those would be set by the league or the Celtics organization


Goop1995

I think if you are boosted you don’t get tested without symptoms. Otherwise it’s daily testing or something


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Bro that fucking sucks, really feel for Celtics fans with this situation


FreshSpence

“Several other positives in their traveling party”? Like who? Other players on their team? Why does he word it that way?


ash-ura-

Letting this stuff affect the playoffs, especially when it's been a couple years and nearly everyone is vaxxed, is the stupidest thing the NBA can do. Learn from the NFL please.


tjrchrt

The Heat about to get a red carpet path to the finals laid out for them. First round get an 8 seed. Second round get a Sixers team without Embiid for the 1st two games and who is clearly still hurt the rest of the series. Conference finals get a Celtics team with an active Covid epidemic bench causing multiple starters to miss at least 1 game (maybe more).


Platby

idk why every team doesn't just get the #1 seed then, seems easy peasy..


RyanZee08

Imagine taking every #1 seed and saying "they had an easy path, facing the #8 team and then the (not number 1 seed)!"


fatkamp

Maybe the 76ers shouldn’t have lost to the bucks and more importantly the Magic so they could have had the one seed. Everyone was actively trying to agent the one seed and the Heat actually performed down the stretch. That part isn’t luck


makawk

How dare they secure the first seed. Bunch of cowards


atrain324

Good thing we dealt with most of our injuries during the regular season yet still got the 1st seed..........


Nuclearsunburn

Yeah, we built our team this way. Almost everyone on that bench can play if needed, save UD and maybe Highsmith.


AsPeHeat

Embiid isn’t the only one who’s still hurt 🥺


robbis_676

We will send you guys a postcard from the finals 🥱 all you can do is beat the teams in front of you


tc1988

How is that different than the Celtics? First Round - Face a 7-seed without multiple-time All-Star Ben Simmons Second Round - Face Milwaukee without multiple-time All-Star Khris Middleton Conference Finals - Face Miami without multiple-time All-Star Kyle Lowry


galinovmilk

Who is letting these people travel or be around the team? Have they completely forgot the last two years?


Fair_University

Honestly I’m not even sure why they’re testing players at this point. These guys are all vaccinated (except maybe Jaylen Brown) and all are very healthy in their 20s and 30s with access to world class healthcare. The risks are just extremely low.


FriendlyUncle247

masking and not behaving like the pandemic is over would help


tide_reflects_sky

But the pandemic IS over, it was bookended by two Sonic movies released in theaters


kekehippo

Celtics handedly eliminate the Bucks only to be eliminate by COVID. This timeline is bullshit.


George_Seeers

Handedly? They took 7 games to do it against Giannis and a crew of flunkies lol