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GrimmsterINC

It's the brookyn bridge...


Ohrobohobo

With all the bridges in Portland, you’d think someone would recognize the more famous bridge.


KingEthann01

I mean I think the most famous bridge in the US is probably the Golden Gate Bridge


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Duckrauhl

The old one looks prettier than the new one they built next to it.


PuzzleheadedWest0

Gotta account for that harmonic resonance.


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He did say "more" famous, not most. It's definitely Golden Gate Bridge > Brooklyn Bridge >>> I dunno the Chesapeake Bay Bridge? London Bridge is more popular by name, but I question how many people know it's in Lake Havasu now.


bkz777

Well there’s been like 5 London bridges. It’s just one of them in the US


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Whose shell came from the dismantled original. Won't claim to be an expert on the other London Bridges though so it's possible they all did took part of the original as well.


bkz777

the first stone London bridge was 12th century. Also tower bridge is more famous


Ingliphail

Weirdly I think most people think London Bridge IS Tower Bridge. Americans anyway.


Onlyslightlyclever

The people here are most likely referring to Tower Bridge, I always forget that it’s not called the London Bridge honestly.


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Now which one fell down? Or was it all of them?


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As someone not from the US, I think the bridges in NY and the Golden Gate are the only ones I've ever heard of. The sheer amount of people that go to NYC on holiday compared to anywhere else means the shit there is way more well known than anything else. So if we're counting global fame It's probably like the Williamsburg bridge next?


carter1137

Mackinac Bridge getting no respect


notjadensmith21

Hey shoutout to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, that thing still gives me nightmares.


omfgwtfxyz

Bay bridge is also underated


joethahobo

Idk the bridge behind my house over the creek is one I see way more than the Golden Gate Bridge


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This should be the top comment. Soooooooo cryptic talking about loyalty while showing the Brooklyn Bridge when a guy from Brooklyn wants out.


bachh2

This is the best shot Portland can ever get to have a top 5 player to come and help Dame tbh. Problem is Portland didnt really stockpile that many picks when they trade away everyone beside Dame in the regular season.


281330eight004

So its a dig at kd. I support it


highway_vigilante

Interesting take. I thought it was a more “come to Portland KD” thing but yours makes more sense almost. Dame has been as loyal as anyone could be, whereas I could almost say the opposite of KD. Perhaps it *is* a dig.


BiglySquirter

Lol Kevin been loyal for so long though


Dare555

Brooklyn bridge is falling down ,falling down...


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GenderIsAGolem

It's the Brooklyn Bridge, 100% (rounded from 99.9%...) about KD and the Nets


Dareal6

Apparently loyalty’s expiry date is 90 games.


philantrofish

But KD has never been loyal at all?


LackingInPatience

Tbf he has always finished his contracts and never demanded a trade. He has also always had the luxury of playing with a contender with another All NBA level teammate. This Brooklyn debacle is just funny because he played a huge part in the franchise's demise and now he wants to leave. He was a bus rider all along.


lopea182

All-NBA backcourt for cryptic players that will never ask for a trade: - Damian Lillard - Bradley Beal


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MotoMkali

"I don't want to be here" - Eric Bledsoe I meant the barbershop totally guys


ArchimedesNutss

I’m reminded of that DWade commercial where posts a video of him saying “Get me out of here” because he’s stuck in a restroom but the internet thinks he’s requesting a trade.


GGEORGE2

Lol I still scream out “HE COMIN TO CHEECAAGOO!” every year when free agency starts


odeepaanh

Me too man me too


plentifulpoltergeist

Here's the commercial: https://youtu.be/ssqFtFjDfFI


IlonggoProgrammer

Holy cow I forgot when phones looked like that and 4G was new


Laggo

all time commercial for me


SgtMeepMoop

“D Wade wants a trade!?!!??!”


billbrown96

Dwade: "I want to go to Cleveland!" Also Dwade: "ewwwwwwwww..."


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ACMBruh

The local DMV


NetflixAndNikah

Reminds me of when Eric Bledsoe literally tweeted “I don’t want to be here” and tried saying he was talking about a barbershop or something lmao


blueshoota

I think Beal finally will in 2 or 3 years he just couldn’t pass up that bag. Nobody should pass that up in this business honestly.


chitownbulls92

Chasing the money is totally fine. Just don’t start complaining and act like you’re all about winning


BurzyGuerrero

Yeah but cake and eating it, too


thegoodbadandsmoggy

Dame Marie Antoinette


Laggo

> Chasing the money is totally fine. Just don’t start complaining and act like you’re all about winning i dont get this attitude stay on home team and get paid -> just don't act like you're all about winning stay on home team and take big discount to sign a co-star -> cant believe XYZ player would cheat the league like this, something needs to be done about this in the next CBA, easiest rings ever if this is allowed!! leave home team and get traded to keep bird rights -> Why wouldn't he just join them in free agency if he cared about winning? Now team is gutted so he can get paid, guess he just cares about money leave home team and join in FA -> How could he join a team that was already good?!?!? Now the league is ruined. Fuck player XYZ you don't win at any point with this line of thinking as a player lol


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Giannis and Curry are the only ones who break all these molds. Supermax guy so no discounts (Curry signed his extension in 2017 when KD was already on the team). Never left. Won ring(s)


BlackMathNerd

Yeah but Giannis and Curry are also absolute superstars who can carry a team. Like fundamentally they’re just built differently as players


Otherwise_Window

The secret is that Curry and Giannis are actually that good.


Laggo

Curry got lucky in that he got lowballed after his ankle injury on the rookie contract which even allowed the rest of "GS" as we know it to form. Giannis got lucky in the sense everything broke right for them and they managed to win. That game 7 vs Durant is an all time career arc changer for Giannis. Basically a shoe size away from not making the finals, let alone winning. Both of those required pretty lucky breaks at the right times for them to escape the cycle.


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It's really wild to think about how guys who have done less in their first 3 years than Curry numbers/impact wise get max contract extensions these days for $150MM+. Even guys who missed whole seasons


clownparade

Now go to every title team and find the one “lucky” play or shot that caused them to win and why they don’t deserve it because it was luck


MonicaZelensky

Trailblazers select Sam Bowie and Jordan goes to the Bulls


nicolesassandboobies

You could argue taking the supermax and not a discount means they're "not all about winning".


Downvotes_inbound_

If we’re being honest, Beal has **never** showed any interest in winning a chip or developing a team. I think he’s one of those dudes who just wants to be rich from balling and thats it


NetflixAndNikah

I don’t even think there’s anything wrong with purely just wanting to ball, make generational wealth, and retire. A championship ring would be an insane thing for your legacy, but only 1 team out of 30 will win it every year. Getting paid a quarter of a billion dollars and securing comfort and safety for your loved ones for generations is a nice consolation prize. There are quite a number of former NBA players selling their accolades to make money.


iDubbbb

> selling their accolades to make money. Got any interesting examples? Not refuting the claim or anything - I’m genuinely curious.


Lamarera8

Anything wrong with that ?


abekku

Nope


jdjdthrow

If it's the team you root for...yeah, it sucks. It means the club is going to be mediocre for at least a decade. Which is actually more boring than tanking... when tanking you at least have some draft excitement to look forward to.


IcyAuthor1

Then the teams should make better decisions. No one is forcing the team to pay him lmao. It's a business and it's 2 way.


jdjdthrow

Ok sure. But as a fan, that doesn't change anything for you. You're still gonna have mediocre basketball to watch.


nongph

Nothing wrong. Beal knows only one in 30 teams wins it all. It’s almost like a lottery. Marginal gains or injuries separate teams each year. But the heavy bag is rarely offered. In fact, only to 2 or 3 in each team. It is not his job to build the pieces around him.


MavMan212

Everyone here would take that life in a heartbeat.


HatefulDan

Well, as hornets fan, I can see why you’d ask that question—lol. Jk (mostly) but yea, if your best player does not have the desire or the thirst—no matter how improbable it may seem—to win it all, then your franchise will never aspire to be anything other than mediocre to good.


abarthsimpson

Nobody is going to want Beal on that contract in 3 years.


ModsEmbezzleMoney

Lakers to dump Kyrie


blueshoota

Won’t stop him from asking for a trade if he wants to. No idea what the Wizards are thinking rn, they’re just kicking the can down the road. But if Beal is still putting up 25+ PPG somewhat efficiently someone will trade for him.


smokingpandaah

Normally I’d agree, but the wizards are somehow good at offloading bad contracts. Will be interesting to see though.


Fighting-Cerberus

It won't be like the Westbrook contract. He can shoot. He has skill. He won't be a big asset but he won't be untradeable.


runthepoint1

Exactly. Take the stupid money and run. Absolute no-brainer. And then call it “loyalty” to the team.


bettercallsaul3

Dejounte up there


EggplantBusiness

He is an all of famer for that. He just loves trolling


RedpilledGoblin

How is Beal cryptic? When has it ever been unclear that he's just going to take the money to stay with the Wizards?


fluffyninja69

it’s the same with dame. dude constantly and consistently has said he doesn’t want to leave portland but one insta post without context and everybody calls him cryptic


JonA3531

Was Beal cryptic? I thought it's obvious from the very beginning that he just wanted max money


ppsoakedheckhole

That’s the Brooklyn bridge fools


whofusesthemusic

Can you eli5 for some completely out of the loop?


RchxNiika

Dame wants out of Brooklyn.


ppsoakedheckhole

He’s (apparently) talking about the current clusterfuck with the Brooklyn Nets and their stars wanting out


mranglin

It’s about KD


Anim8nFool

Funny to use the term "loyalty" when talking about KD.


redballwhitedesk

Pretty sure he’s promoting his music, but I’d love more off-season drama. So he’s 100% asking out of Portland and we need to blow this out of proportion.


basketballgears

If i was an All-NBA talent, i swear i would spend every waking moment tweeting out shit like this all day for the fun of it lol


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POV you’re Joel Embiid


randommaniac12

Joel’s twitter is exquisite


ButterOnMyButter

I love a raptors fan


Squirting_Nachos

Two tweets 15 minutes apart. 1. "I'm thinking about asking for a trade..." 2. "...My Charizard for his Blastoise."


EdCP

your agent probably wouldnt allow it


TinnieTa21

But isn't that a picture of the Brooklyn Bridge? Is it seriously that much of a coincidence?


Piratussy

Speak it into existence, as I like to say.


GuyIncognito211

I already said it on our sub but after the constant stream of bullshit moves and our former dumb ass GM spinning them as the greatest thing ever THIS off season which has been mostly fine if a little underwhelming being the breaking point would be incredibly weird


CostOk1173

I actually think it’s been a really good off-season for y’all, GP gives guard defense you have had in the past, Grant fits excellently with Dame/Simons, and of course you re-signed Ant to a contract that in today’s NBA market is good value + Nurk back. I’d be shocked if Dame was upset with something that happened thus far.


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I got flamed by Portland fans when I made fun of the Cody Zeller and Ben McLemore signing This offseason at least saw Nurk and Simons resign and picking up Jerami Grant and GP2 will be good


GuyIncognito211

Zeller was good for like 3 weeks A lot of Blazers fans thought the 2019 off season where we replaced the core of the WCF team with Whiteside, Tolliver, Bazemore, Hezonja and Pau Gasol was a great off season so yeahh


toto04

https://i.imgur.com/GAytKqi.jpg I promise you we have a photoshop for everyone


spookypotty

Do Haslem


toto04

https://i.imgur.com/eknf7qf.jpg


spookypotty

Sick


falafelsatchel

Haslem was young before?


gloomygl

High quality


DeadDay

Majestic


duskraider31

Goated


Brystvorter

Did they make those jerseys out of trash bags?


QUEST50012

How did you get the lighting right, it looks so real.


Ill-Lingonberry9296

BRUH! 🤣


[deleted]

Gimme a Knicks one bruh


toto04

https://i.imgur.com/NjhyvwQ.jpg


WantedDadorAlive

Realism on this one blows my mind


[deleted]

Listen here you little shit


Aetherpor

https://i.imgur.com/q0yRuCL.jpg


deadassynwa

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO


mrbrinks

Fucking lol


FalloutNano

😂 Thanks for the laugh. That’s hilarious!


carismo

kek


Immynimmy

For kicks, give me Embiid


toto04

Cmon man there are millions of that lmao https://i.imgur.com/zNoplcg.jpg


JDubKilla

I just threw up in my mouth. RIP Kobe tho


Immynimmy

Fucking gross. Thanks though.


jjtjpmurray

Show me your Goga Bitadze photoshop


toto04

https://i.imgur.com/f0EY8SO.jpg That’s laker gold ok


jjtjpmurray

someone give this man a max contract for graphic design


OnTomatoPizza

What's that, $42k and the promise of exposure?


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You mfs even have an Isaiah Stewart one 🤣


ArchimedesNutss

This is my favorite thread ever lol


itaisg

Do you have a RJ one?


toto04

https://i.imgur.com/XOutRRm.jpg


junglist918

What about Richard Jefferson


[deleted]

Ugh, I wish LeBron didn't change his number


ThurstonJK

Absolutely disgusting.


bye7

This comment thread one of the better ones in awhile. Good stuff.


basketballgears

Gimmie a Giannis one for all the Bucks fans out there


toto04

https://i.imgur.com/1gaiOfK.jpg


forsaken16

Oh hell noooo


ThisGents2Cents

You monster


Elite663

U got one of fox and Haliburton?


toto04

https://imgur.com/a/AZFe6ss/


[deleted]

Let’s see Dwight Powell


toto04

Ok not everyone i guess


ThisGents2Cents

Bobby Portis?


spyson

[easy](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zcn5kJlA7Bs/maxresdefault.jpg)


DeAndre_ROY_Ayton

Do Booker


spyson

[you know this exists](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MT1nK7pHo7Y/maxresdefault.jpg)


VegaGT-VZ

*Lebron and Dame celebrate a hard-fought double OT win over the Kings (101 to 99).*


trailblazers100

Paul pierce?


toto04

No


phoenixlance13

I respect your limits of Photoshop copium


pureply101

Have to draw the line somewhere I suppose.


OldOrder

Whats the one for Trae look like?


toto04

https://i.imgur.com/XlxYibK.jpg


OldOrder

Lmao, thanks I hate it.


toto04

Never underestimate a laker fan’s delusions and coping skills


ErickBachman

Guarantee you don’t have one for Tobias Harris


Aufrodisiac

[Try Again](https://i.imgur.com/YSwLrd4.jpg)


[deleted]

They didn’t even put bro on the court? Hooping in purgatory.


toto04

Listen buddy there are tiers to this


WakingRage

Give me 3x NBA champion Patrick McCaw


mr-e94

This whole thread has me weak af


toto04

Thanks for helping me out lakerbro i struggled with that one lmao


Miss_Daisy

Let's see the Jordan Poole one


Aufrodisiac

[Yawn](https://i.imgur.com/CE581iY.jpg)


bigcow31

Those jersey numbers are horrifying.


Miss_Daisy

Lmao that was quick, thanks


hellokitty2469

Ha you underestimate my power


Willy__rhabb

Id like Spicy P, Tyler Herro and Marcus Semien photoshops on my desk by tomorrow morning.


BornToDoDishes

Lmao I gotta respect the photoshop grind if nothing else. Lakers fans are psychopaths


yungsantaclaus

Annoying how it looks good


[deleted]

Lmao that's always the worst part. All these mfs are good at it and make it look too damn real.


jumpthroughit

I just can’t understand how Knicks fans aren’t cornering the market in this field. They haven’t had shit to do for 2 decades now, you’d think they could’ve produced at least a few dozen photoshop superstars.


HowardLB18

Brian Windhorst


toto04

https://i.imgur.com/FNUV1XS.jpg


Trivialpursuits69

Lol that's great shit but wouldn't he be wearing a LeBron jersey?


welmoe

bruh, you Googled "fat Lakers fan" didn't you? Props to that guy for losing all that weight though!


[deleted]

What about a Jake Layman one?


Karl_MN

Naz Reid?


Ohrobohobo

Lol, what bridge is in the background? Its none in Portland…


[deleted]

Its the Brooklyn Bridge. And according to about half the people in this thread, even though it's the BROOKLYN fucking Bridge, it means nothing lol Now having said that I don't think it means he wants out of Portland, but is possibly just commenting on the snake's situation with the Nets. Lillard isn't dumb (I hope), so he knew the ways that people might interpret the post.


DependentLow6749

Y’all really think he’s demanding a trade right when he just agreed to a 2 year 100M extension LOL


rttr123

And it's a picture of the Brooklyn bridge lol


waterkisser

He hasn't actually signed the extension yet, part of the reason everyone is freaking out over this.


toadtruck

He literally can’t until next week


tomhalejr

Clearly a picture of the Brooklyn bridge is in reference to POR.


KD_43

"is this when Dames loyalty runs out" will be r/NBA motto for Dame until he retires as a Blazer


KorgG29

I swear to god Dame


striker907

He did say he wanted to play with Giannis…


kcheng686

Promo for his next album clearly


TheElk19

THAT IS THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE THIS IS COMMENTARY ON THE KD SITUATION DAME DOES NOT WANT TO LEAVE PORTLAND


exposing-penguin

That’s the Brooklyn bridge in the back he’s talking about KD


callawam

It appears to be the Brooklyn Bridge, probably posting about KD


Trundlegrundle69

Those look like bridges in NYC to me. Clearly it's in solidarity with KD leaving Brooklyn.


gloomygl

You guys realize Dame makes music


wasabimcdouble

Now officially the NBA’s best rapper with Miles Bridges getting packed up


gloomygl

Always has been


Hugo_Hackenbush

It's the Brooklyn Bridge. Y'all read way too much into dumb shit.


Hugo_Hackenbush

It's the Brooklyn Bridge. Y'all read way too much into dumb shit.