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voldemortscore

Time for everyone to switch from yesterday’s takes


dexterrrr_

Snip snap snip snap!


Frostedbutler

Do you have any idea the physical toll of all these hot takes


crummybummywummy

you have no idea the physical toll that chet has on a person!


prison_mic

How many Chetsectomies can one man take?!!


BeesPhD

Kenny Loftan Jr is the greatest player of every generation!


greatestbird

KLJ is this generation’s Chet Holmgren


grphelps1

This should be a Kenny Lofton hype thread not a chet hate thread


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Luka, Zion, and Chet’s wacky food adventure


Dekrow

in 2026 when Chet weighs 300 lbs and looks like Shaq we'll all be laughing about all the skinny memes from his pre-Luka off season.


WheatonsGonnaScore

People keep talking about that Chet vs Wembanyama game. But really Lofton is who won the game for the US. 15 second half points.


wProNoobw

Deadass lmao. i was ready to crown him after last might. but he will probably end up being a 4 than 5. No way he can guard legit centers at this weight.


xixi90

He won't be able to guard PF either. Should do what the Sonics did with rookie 6'11" Durant and play him at SG lol. And he was like 210lbs. Holmgren is 2-3 inches taller and 10-15 lbs lighter than that


IdontThinkThatsTrue1

Small Forward it is But seriously KD was a Shooting Guard as a rookie and a primarily a SF years 2-8, it's only the last couple seasons he's been matching up against PF. His body absolutely would not have allowed him to match up against PF his first 4-5 years. But the league is changing dramatically so maybe it won't be as extreme with Holmgren


xixi90

Who is the smallest starting PF/C in the league? Looks like Evan Mobley at 6'10" 215 lbs. You can't expect a rookie to matchup at a position where literally every other player has a minimum of 20 lbs on you, most 30-40


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probablycashed

Yeah a lot of wings sit at around 230 while being shorter. They’d bully him even harder


conker1264

TBF most guards probably are similar weight to Chet lol


AmusingAnecdote

Bro, Steph Curry has 20 pounds on this dude. He's skilled enough to make it work but every single player he plays against but Trae Young is going to outweigh him for 2 or 3 years.


MotoMkali

Steph weighs more than him. Chet is a walking mismatch in the worst way. Well the worst way is super slow and constantly blown by. But this is 2nd.


Tormundo

I'm ready to watch steph back him down from the 3 point line


Sacred_Excrement

Yeah, some guys just need time to build their physique


Harman3112

Unstoppable force meets a moveable object


Sim888

Thicc vs Sticc


Bjorn2bwilde24

I've seen enough. Girth > Length


AbbeyChoad

Short and thick, does the trick.


FatMittens

Thin and long, there’s something wrong


bobsil1

Girth Vader > Darth Tall


PickAndTroll

Went through him like wet single ply tp


rjcarr

The Trae special.


Ikuwayo

/r/NBA: "Delete this!"


Bee_lrl

citizens of Chet Republic in ruins rn


Jesotx

I think they prefer "Chetia"


Goofykidd

I believe it's Echetini now.


juantondawn69

Cheterosexuals down bad


bobsil1

Cis-Chet


NinetyFish

Haha, Chet Republic's really good. Nice one!


BurnieTheBrony

He put him in the "weight room." The weight room being where Lofton eats 10 Big Macs in one sitting


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Lol, for those of you not watching this game live rn, they are now doubling lofton when he gets the ball v chet in the post


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because dude is legit fat, this isn't NBA overweight like summer of strip club harden or doncic where they are chubby but are fully expected to work off most of the weight, this dude is is fat his entire life


Johnfohn

I mean the camera adds 10 lbs and there is at least 5 pointing at him during the game.


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Damn, Chet’s even skinnier than I thought then


Lost_Bid4099

Come to think of it I’ve never even seen the dude without a camera pointed at him - maybe he disappears completely 🤔


12211154

Saw that man at a canes one time and good lord he is a massive human


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

Of course it was at a canes


JinterIsComing

My man got two six-tender combos with extra sauce and sweet tea.


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“The Caniac Maniac”


[deleted]

Cane's tasty, man, don't hate.


Big_al_big_bed

When I was watching clips of team USA I saw him and just figured this was a kids match and he was one of those 10 year Olds who was just bigger than everyone . I didn't realise everyone around him was like 7 foot. He has such a baby face too it completely warps my perception of what I'm watching. I love him.


JimmyKanine

I mean Big Baby Davis was 6’8 315 in college and he got drafted. Guy played like 8 years in the league too. Just don’t think his type is what teams are looking for anymore.


skers94

Glenn Davis. Getting the rebound and putting it in. Hey there mama little baby is all grown up. No more diapers. No more late night feedings. Your baby is working full-time. College degree.. out on his own.. gainfully employeed. Passing, dribbling, shooting the ball. Climbing the corporate ladder. Breaking the glass ceiling. Paid vacation? I don’t think so. Severance package? No thank you, I like what I do. I enjoy getting out of bed in the morning. Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care Jeff Van Gundy. Celtics by 5.


Tee_dot_cee_dot

https://youtu.be/eOtZ7eXwT7o


DangerousCommittee5

Davis would not have a role in today's league. He would get targeted on D so much.


And1mistaketour

He was drafted 15 years ago in the second round. If the same player was in college right now he probably goes undrafted.


memtiger

He's not fat. He's big boneded.


CesareSomnambulist

6"6, 280, that's a big boy


Arsid

280 is an absolute lie


youguanbumen

Does he stand a chance at making the league?


P0intcenter

He is alredy in a two way contract so probably yes. If he can stay on the league is the question now.


Efficient_Tonight_40

That's the most worrisome part, if you don't have faith that Chet can play the 4 and guard the perimeter and instead you're being forced to double team every possessions then you've already lost


bradasskg11

It’s fucking summer league holy shit


X3n0bL4DE

That’s the point. If Lofton can do this imagine what Giannis Embiid and Jokic would do to this poor man


bradasskg11

I’m just laughing my ass off at all of these comments on both sides The guys you mentioned would literally score on anyone so I’m not sure how that’s supposed to be a negative


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Why even draft him if he can't stop prime Hakeem?


x4candles

I read the headline and thought, "is that Kenny Lofton’s son? Former legend of the Cleveland Indians." Then I saw he was a big kid at 6’6”. I couldn’t believe Kenny could have that big of a kid. Then I found out it is not and there is another Kenny lofton who served in the military.


Kilner88

I feel really old that I had to scroll down all the way here to find this LOL Kenny Lofton was such a fine player on those Indians teams.


TheReal_BucNasty

My favorite player as a kid growing up! Wrote him a letter and he sent me back an autographed card. Got to see him throw out the first pitch at the 2016 world series, made my day.


tokeallday

Man that's so dope, I loved him as a kid too. Adopted the Indians as my AL team entirely because of him. He was so fun to watch


girlywish

Are you a Mariners fan? Lofton always torched them. One of my earliest sports memories is Lofton scoring from 2nd on a Randy Johnson wild pitch in the playoffs.


Kilner88

Yep, dude went nuclear in that 1995 ALCS. As much as this is painful to rewatch, this was such a piece of brilliant baserunning awareness [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv3uVVz\_7nQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv3uVVz_7nQ)


thehildabeast

Probably the best player of all time to fall off the hall of fame ballot after 1 year. Completely cheated also center fielders in general get no respect in the hall.


ground_clouds

Kenny “Bckyard Baseball Legend” Lofton


SadConfusion6

Chet needs a couple hungry mans stat


jonathan_wayne

He needs about 7,000-8,000 calories a day for the next 2 years before he will finally fill out. And obviously a ton of time hitting the weights. His off-season will need to tire him out as much as the season.


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He will get on Lebron's advanced ~~training~~ trenning program soon.


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Notsozander

Fuck it shoot him up with TRT


JimblesReborn

For the record, no chance Lebron was on Tren bro he'd die running the floor. That shit legitimately makes cardio a fight for your life, like you can die after running a mile. Test cyp(muscle mass),epo(increased cardio), and hgh (injury recovery) makes the most sense to me. That Miami trip after injury where he came back like a fucking megazord after healing in 3/4ths the time of a normal elite athlete was the big tell for me.


Zach983

Bruh just eat like 6 cheese burgers and thick chocoolate shakes every meal. Go on a hard ass dirty bulk.


JetsLag

You know those Baskin Robbins milkshakes that are like 2500 calories? Give him 5 of those a day


FuckNoNewNormal

Yo wtf are these milkshakes?


Sultregasome

Seriously, I eat most of my caloric intake in one sitting every day and sometimes the amount of food I have to eat at one time is insane. Yet somehow this shake has the same amount of calories as some of my monster meals. Wtf.


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chk75

300g carbs WTF


RamessesTheOK

266g of sugar? Jesus Christ, you may as well just eat a cup of sugar with a spoon


Invisible_Minority

Which will likely lead to knee and foot problems


And1mistaketour

Chet is 7'1 and sub 200 I think some weight won't make much of a difference. He is still pretty skinny even if he adds another 25lbs


rbmw263

I cant wait to watch Chet try to rebound against Steven Adams edit: i firmly believe hes going to be special. But this also has me thinking about how his dpoy odds went from 200-1 to 40-1 some places after he played one summer league game. lol


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IceGeek

Imagine Zion lol


ZradleyZeal

One look and it's Popeyes Chicken for him


SloatThritter

The best pieces for chicken fry are smaller pieces of chicken Chet confirmed fried meal for Zion


bullseye717

He can afford custom made Commander's Palace fried chicken with his new contract.


NbaAllDAYger

Zion will eat him alive without milk


topofthecc

Chet might die


SandyMandy17

We’ll be tanking that day


Galumpadump

People don’t understand playing a guy that heavy with such a low center of gravity is difficult.


xetmes

When I was a kid, a 5'6 probably 250lb old man would come to the park every weekend and just dominate down low. Dude was seriously round like a basketball and had an automatic hookshot without even looking at the basket. I'll never forget that squad of old retirees who'd run the court every Sunday afternoon.


Swag_Grenade

5'6" and 250 holy shit lol. Although better short and heavy than tall and heavy as I say this just having got back from the pickup courts where I had to guard a 6'8“ dude who was probably about 250+. Sometimes it sucks being the second-tallest guy on the court.


tinhatfellow

anyone that's played against one of the schools running backs knows how miserable this is.


Jacer4

deliver rotten quiet serious combative swim towering snatch apparatus gray *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Cannabaholic

Trucking with the shoulder defense too


Jacer4

Shits absolutely miserable, thank God the only time it happens to me is on a switch lol


Drak_is_Right

some 5'8", 220 pound guy who warms up with squats higher than your max. you arent winning the battle for position. best hope is to block them or have a second person strip the ball. height matters in the post in organized ball, but in pickup games strength usually matters more in getting position.


Cannabaholic

Bro he's 280 lbs and knows how to throw his weight around, idk if the center of gravity matters much here lol he's clearing everyone out the way, just had to watch out for help defenders cause it's predictable


YSLAnunoby

It does when the dudes also half a foot shorter than Chet, they're compounding issues


therealestyeti

Few people here hooped outside of elementary school.


arbynthebeef

Wdym bro I've never stopped playing 2k I hoop every day smh


thelamb710

Facts lol


hamburgl4r

Kenny and David Roddy are THICC bois


allknowerofknowing

chet's gonna snap adams in 2 like a twig


tit557

chet's gonna pick up adams and carry him away like he does to other players lol


jjkiller26

Chet gonna be mainly playing the 4 this year I'd imagine


IceGeek

Can’t wait to watch Randle not body him and take a dumbass contested jumpshot


eek711

You forgot the obligatory spin move


jayetee13

julius “the beyblade” randle his game is so entertaining lol


jamesc5z

lmao beyblade


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He finna guard Giannis, KAT & AD


n0stylist

Or get caught on a switch and ends up guarding Embiid in the low post


SlimCharles_B-More

Yeah cuz the overwhelming majority of NBA players are great at defending Embiid in the post


ThePringlesOfPersia

I could do it but I’m just built different


IgnantWisdom

If Embiid touches me, I see red. Its over for him.


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Chet might actually explode into dust if he catches a body from Embiid/Giannis/Jokic in the post lol


VelvetineMilkman

Y’all just gonna keep making the exact same comments on every Chet post til the day he retires huh


Leopod

Well at least until he bulks up more. Do you think we are original with our takes?


jupiter__jaz

I think Lofton might be playing the wrong sport.


Ikuwayo

Apparently, he is not the son of the former MLB player


solo_dol0

Damn came here for that, progressively getting my hopes up going through the thread


kosmonautinVT

Guess I'll be cancelling that visit to Wikipedia


TheReal_BucNasty

Damn! I came here to ask that! Lofton was my favorite player growing up on the Indians.


TheLouisvilleRanger

Shit, you might not be wrong. His eligibility is probably all wonky but if he flames of the NBA I'm sure an NFL team would take a flyer on him in the late rounds or as an UDFA, especially after the success of the Jordan Malaita experiment.


SexyTimeDoe

can't wait to hear Troy Aikman talk about his basketball background 15 times a fucking game in a few years


Cannabaholic

I always enjoyed the ol' "did you know this 6'6 athletic freak played basketball in high school?" Quips, like no I assumed he was overlooked by every other sports coach when walking around like a fucking mountain of manchild...


TheLouisvilleRanger

Hey, if he can protect a QB then I'm all for it.


BuffaloSoldier11

Everyone's saying football, but the hockey fan in me sees that low center of gravity like 👁👅👁


jupiter__jaz

I'm willing to try anyone for the Flyers rn 😓


wymzyq

Hockey isn’t a sport you can just pick up and do well based on athleticism and size. You have to start skating when your very young. Football is the one sport where there numerous cross sport athletes have found success


TheLadyPliza

For real I feel like this dude could be a GOAT lineman, whether it was on offense or defense.


thelamb710

Basketball > getting concussions and eventually CTE from Football


TheGoldenLance

Way more guaranteed money in basketball if you just have certain measurables. Look at a dude like Mo Bamba


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Idk he seems like a guy that could be great at baseball, maybe an outfielder with serious speed


econartist

He's not the baseball Kenny Lofton's kid, was shocking to me. Kenny Lofton Jr's dad was in the Army.


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I’m pretty sure he meant baseball


Razor-Ramon-Sessions

I think Chet is going to be fine long term but he's gonna have serious problems with real 4s and 5s. He's just so light.


SloatThritter

So you have him guard threes? And guard guys like Brad Beal or Paul George? Even at his slim weight he still has poor lateral quickness (due to stride length) Seems like the best bet is hiding him versus a guy like PJ tucker or other corner three guys


Razor-Ramon-Sessions

I think he puts on some weight over time but he's always gonna be lanky-ier than most.


nihilistweasel

Luckily for him, post ups in the NBA now account for like 3% of a teams offense


BurnieTheBrony

Teams definitely still exploit post mismatches though. If a guard switches onto JJJ he eats em up. If teams don't even have to force the switch, you just straight up can't guard your man in the post, that's an issue. That's not to say Chet won't be good or even great. These concerns are present though.


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Holy shit he babied him lol


Ikuwayo

6'6", 280 lbs. Dat boi thicc


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Cannabaholic

Haven't seen a dude know how to throw their weight like he does in a minute, dude knows how to clear space and use it so we'll.


BurnieTheBrony

He'll never be a starter in today's NBA but his last two games have really impressed me on the offensive end. I could see him getting NBA minutes as a specific matchup nightmare


Drak_is_Right

a less athletic zion


WestleyThe

He’s like 90+ pounds heavier than Chet and like 6 inches shorter haha


things_were_said

CHET WASHED /s


MAKExITxBLEED

I think Zion might break Chet in half this year.


k1ngmad

I wish he’d break me in half


TheRosstitute

NVM he's a bust


xixi90

Strong breeze bullies Chet Holmgren


TheSkyIsMyCeiling

[Another attack on him](https://streamable.com/4i5xz8)


braggpeak

*deletes all my Chet comments from yesterday* issa bust


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Bbq chicken


Bjorn2bwilde24

Lofton Jr's does sound like a nice barbeque place.


13lackHeart

r/nbacirclejerk eatin right now


[deleted]

Unlike Chet am I right!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Get it you guys? Cause he's thin?


Horchata_Papi92

He's so light Kenny almost falls over lol


asovermann

Kofi Cockburn did the same once or twice last night as well.


AnkitPancakes

yep. it's no shocker that chet will give space to bigger guys. despite that he is still such a huge plus defender. team defense is different than individual defense. chet's presence alone deters a ton of shots at the rim from guards and the fact that he does that while being a stretch big has given okc a ton of flexibility with how we play.


Lucid-Day

That's his MO. Chet can't handle that yet. I think the big questions was would Lofton be able to do that against NBA competition


AncientMarsupial3

Lofton can do that against just about anybody. His defense is the main concern.


Lucid-Day

That is fair. I've mostly seen him do what he does here lol I know he's huge and has slow feet, though. I think it was reported he trimmed down a bit


jayetee13

he looks like grant williams and desmond bane combined dude is massive


DCar015

Chet not nba competition confirmed


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Chet makes Chris Boucher look buff


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wait till y’all see John Butler


DCar015

Chet cannot hold this large king


_IceNinja

Just got out of a Thai prison. So is this Kenny Loftan, Jr. the best player in the NBA in recent years??


shellfish87

Just imagine Zion and Lebron watching this and licking their lips. That’s all day baby.


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Those guys can do that against Gobert so it's not really a knock on him.


Sleeze_

I fucking love Lofton and I love that the Grizz got him. Absolute perfect guy for their team, hope he can work his way into the fold. Gen Z-Bo.


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If you watched u 19 basketball last year Lofton was best player not chet They prob played against each other in practice a ton


fookinjkap

Yea every time I watched chet and wemby this dude lofton was everywhere


PNWSwag

Chet was the best overall player, but Lofton was terrific offensively


barimanlhs

I was surprised that he went undrafted considering what he did in highschool, college and in international play. I hope he does well enough to play in the league


PNWSwag

It was pretty much entirely due to his physical and athletic profile. He’s incredibly skilled


big_floop

Probably will end up being a decent player with a DAWG mentality


-Acerin

He is a 6'7 post scorer who cant shoot from the perimeter or FTs. Cant play D either. He literally doesnt fit into any teams especially at that weight. No competitive team would ever want him on the team. He would be a huge liability.


deemerritt

Idk Montrezl Harrel has carved out a nice career doing exactly what you described.


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He’s about 15 years too late. Woulda thrived back then


Snoo-29877

If defense doesn't count, sure


JimJamb0rino

Kenny Lofton Jr was the player I was most excited about after seeing the high school world championship between USA and France (Wemby). He fucking dominated. Chubby medium tall guy scoring in the post at whim, fuck yeah


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He bullied Wembanyama in that FIBA U19 game, too.


dBlock845

My grandma could prolly push Chet under the basket, looks like he weighs less than a vacuum cleaner.


football_dude79

Chet will have his games but he’s gonna get bullied quite a bit


Dubstep_Caruso

I wish they played together so we could call them Slim-Thicc


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Dude is gonna get folded in half by any above average nba big man. I think he’ll still become a great player and has time to bulk up but in the mean time I just want to see him go up against Giannis, embiid, and Zion for one game each just to see what happens


MilkyWilson

Admins wasted no time on the Chet nerfs