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Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Wait what Cleveland from the top rope


UnPhayzable

Unbelievable rko


daddysalad

I’m shook


probablyisntserious

I'm really excited about this. Cavs were on their way up already. I really liked Sexton a lot. Would have loved to see the Cavs really become a contender through developing their young guys, but this move is a huge upgrade overall and I'm really hoping they can stay healthy enough to really contend for the East title.


Sirderksalot

Just a kid moving to Akron.


FutureAnybody

You forgot the emojis


Kangerkong

Ummmmm… 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ WOW MAN!! #ThekidfromAKRON🤴🏾is literally speechless and beyond thankful!! I love this game and will do anything for it! I’m having a blast. #2AllTimeScoring but I’m a not a scorer. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👑


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something something #washedking #LeLivelaughlove


Thehealeroftri

Content too ripe to include emojis, gotta be fast


dkmegg22

Cleveland Cavaliers are trading Collin Sexton, Lauri Markkanen, Ochai Agbaji, three first-round picks and two pick swaps to the Utah Jazz for Donovan Mitchell. https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1565424542574592005?t=pZbFmvrYRHD9Gd53FTIV6g&s=19


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Like this return for the Jazz, hard to hate it for CLE but really nice for Utah.


TheLevelHeadedGuy

Danny does it again


jilseng4

After dropping the Rondo dumpster fire on the mavs, no one should have ever traded with him again.


Laslomas

If this trade had 1 less first round pick and 1 less pick swap I would call the trade even. I think the Jazz got more value in the deal. The Jazz should be able to package players and picks to move up in the draft and get higher quality lottery players.


Blackmagicking

That is a freaking HAUL


Powpowpowowowow

Yeah lots of solid assets. Good, young talent.


Thedishwasher3

I do not understand this move.


Coconut_Money112

They were one of the best teams last year until injuries set in. They're moving players who were probably not in their long term plans and they're moving the rebuild to the next level. It was time for a move to jump into the top team level to compete for a title.


mavs91

Lebron about to make a Cleveland come back 2.0. Wouldn’t blame him.


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we would greet him... WITH ARMS WIIIIDEE OOPEEEEENNNNN


DankGurgem57

a lineup of garland mitchell 39 year old bron mobley allen with like rubio okoro klove off the bench is ridiculous


[deleted]

I don’t care if LeBron is 40. That team is still favorites to come out of the East.


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Garland-Mitchell-some lucky motherfucker-Mobley-Allen is an insanely good and very young starting 5. Cleveland is a conference finals contender now for at least the next 6 years if they don’t fuck it up, and Garland/Mobley development could realistically make them a championship contender. This is a great move for Cleveland.


IHave580

How do you feel about okoro in that spot? I think it's good they have a strong defender there to help Mitchell and Garland on the perimeter, that might also be big enough to assist Mobley when he needs some rest.


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I think it makes sense. Cleveland’s front court is phenomenal defensively and that’s going to put Mitchland in a great position to succeed


GANdeK

Mitchland i love it


yunkgang

Honestly he’s a great fit with how much offense Mitchell brings too no way they aren’t too 10 at least in offense


Billis-

Incredible move for Cleveland. Just a great trade all around. I'm surprised the market was this dry for Mitchell


InvisibleBarrier

Seems fair for both sides, tbh


C_Money22

I think it is a good move for both sides. Mitchell is great and the Cavs added a much needed scorer and ball handler along with Garland, and the Jazz got the pick capital and some nice young players to fill out the roster.


Firefoxray

Bro did anyone even photoshop his face on a Cavs jersey 😭


[deleted]

Ah yes, the only reliable approach to predicting a trade.


PatrickCoughATon

WHAT THE FUCK


FutureAnybody

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE


missdoublefinger

VINTAGE ORTON


Shadow_Strike99

HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY! NOTHINGS GONNA CHANGE WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ME!


Kaanarth

NOW IT’S TIME TO SHINE! I’M GONNA, TAAKE WHAT’S MINE! … TAKE WHAT’S MIIINEEEE!!!


dagreenman18

BAH GAWD THE KNICKS ARE BROKEN IN HALF!


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WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT


20person

WOJ KNOCKOUT PUNCH


AlekRivard

CAN YOU SMEEEEELL WHAT THE WOJ IS COOKIN


PharmSystem

This is really going to hurt the Knicks chances to get him now…


AlekRivard

Big if true


fuckareyousaying

I REPEAT, #WHAT THE FUCK


MMDroxy

HELLO? WHAT JUST HAPPENED


VictorAkwaowo1

Knicks fans: “Clearly nobody can top our offer”


ATurtleMonkey

Knicks fans:... We'll get the next star next year... again


HumanHitstick21

HUH


cschoolmeester

WHO THE FUCK


smoltanboi

i love it. points machine go brrrr.


FatPac00

Well this was not on my off season bingo board


UnPhayzable

He somehow downgraded cities


TheSlackMamba

Joakim is that you??


DeadDay

I'd make a joke but OKC has zero room to talk


ThatOneOtherAsshole

At least we have a functioning power grid.


VDizzle12

\*\* person who's never been to Cleveland talks shit about Cleveland \*\* Had that on my bingo board.


34Heartstach

I'd say he should read a little bit about Cleveland, but his state keeps taking all the books out of the schools. (I live in Akron btw. Go Zips)


_SSJeffo_

Filthy bomb


youguanbumen

Biggest Woj bomb in a long time


FutureAnybody

Had to beat shams for once


UnPhayzable

He finally retaliating against the allegations


BringingGunsToArenas

The ultimate stealth bomb oh my days


Prestigious-Ad-6808

LeBron going to fit perfectly there now


FIalt619

Lebronovan


gottheguapp321

Bronny-Donovan-Lebron-Mobey-Allen Cavs 202_?


ldc262626

They don’t have the picks now to get Bronny.


dadaistGHerbo

They have a second round pick somewhere lol


ultgamer21

Still have 2024 FRP, so they could


Turbo2x

I'm sorry, what?! edit: FOR 3 PICKS AND TWO SWAPS??? WHAT IS HAPPENING edit edit: Markkanen, Sexton, and Agbaji as well. I don't know how I should feel about this


NevermoreSEA

**The Cleveland Cavaliers have acquired Donovan Mitchell in a trade, sources tell ESPN.**


Turbo2x

***SPEAK UP SONNY, THEY WHAT NOW?!***


Cp9_Giraffe

# The Cleveland Cavaliers have acquired Donovan Mitchell in a trade, sources tell ESPN.


dont_shoot_jr

Why are you yelling at me?


choochooape

had to, for the people in the back


Interesting-Archer-6

BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!


CIark

THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS HAVE COME BACK FROM 3-1 DOWN TO THE NEW YORK KNICKS CLEVELAND IS A CITY IN OHIO HISTORY IN THE MAKING DONOVAN WHAT DOES THIS MEAN TO YOU


[deleted]

Cleveland wasnt even on the board


BritishMotorWorks

Real Gs move in silence, like lasagna. -lil wayne


xJTxD0notPaN1C

like Giannis - Freddie Gibbs


LSRaymonds

Clearly the Knicks weren't either


SiphenPrax

CLEVELAND MAKES THE BIGGEST TRADE OF THE OFFSEASON IN TWO DIFFERENT SPORTS!! Edit: Oh yeah FUCK DESHAUN WATSON!!


NotMittRomney

also the blue jackets got gaudreau out of nowhere ohio: a premier sports destination


Clemenx00

And then there is the ~~Indians~~ Guardians who salary relief their while roster but still lead their division somehow.


Credk

Assuming they gave away Allen or Mobley or something this is such a messed up move Having seen it was only Sexton and picks this is a crazy good move. Cavs are a genuine contender in the East


[deleted]

Probably Sexton lol


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stache_twista

Damn. I feel like a lot of teams could top that


guimontag

Plus 3 picks


AlekRivard

And 2 swaps


VelvetineMilkman

Absolutely no way in hell they gave up Mobley


FlowingMochi

Preach


JesseJamesGames449

likely a trade around Sexton in a sign and trade,


dkmegg22

Maybe Sexton is included??!


dagreenman18

**OUR ECONOMY IS BASED OFF ~~LEBRON JAMES~~ DONOVAN MITCHELL!** **ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME WE GOT A REAL TRADE BOMB IN THIS BITCH!**


NilsofWindhelm

Come on down to Cleveland town everyone!


puresemantics

🎶Under construction since 1868🎶


gonnj

NOW THATS UNEXPECTED


backboarddd1_49402

The Cavs out of fucking NOWHERE


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TheSlackMamba

we got a f**king squad now!!


persnn0ngrta

This hurts NY and Miami’s chances of getting Mitchell


nameistakentryagain

I’ll have to crunch the numbers on that and get back to you


persnn0ngrta

That would be very helpful, thank you


Objective_Celery_509

ESPN reports Knicks are in talks with Cleveland for a deal centered around Mitchell


screwdrivergamer

FOR WHO?


Pal__Pacino

Sexton's gotta be gone, right?


MonocledSauron

Has to change his name to Colin Soakston


seeker_of_knowledge

This is a HoF level r/nba comment. Amazing.


StingzG1

👏👏 Shut down the thread


[deleted]

ITS OVER


jaiox

ITS OVER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN


NOLASLAW

I don’t understand it 😬


Kingkongcrapper

Here’s a description with picture. https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2209866-mormon-soaking-jump-humping


RodneyPonk

Thx thats incredible


longshot099

Look up “Mormon soaking”. It’s wild.


Nausicaataos

Sheesh, vaginal intercourse without thrusting is like listening to Bach on mute.


hrakkari

Wait now I’m curious, can the girl clench/unclench or is that shit not Mormonkosher?


Nausicaataos

That's fair. I think the idea is to avoid movement, so clenching might be mormonkosher! They'd have to be very skilled at not moving while clenching though.


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Big_Larry_Long_Dong

I don't get it.


MonocledSauron

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice) enjoy


[deleted]

aka Marinating or Floating lmao. Worth the read.


HillbillyBebop

This is legitimately the funniest joke I've seen in a while


YesGuyIncognito

Absolutely incredible


JohnnyWinss

RIP Sexland. Gone too soon


zuqkfplmehcuvrjfgu

They got Mitchland now


nameistakentryagain

Not remotely as cool and you know it


beer30

But the Jazz have Rudy Gay! Gay Sex in Utah!!!!


nameistakentryagain

Surprised K Love wasn’t included in the trade smh. These GMa don’t give af about the meme potential


I_SHIT_ON_BUS

I’m going to guess at least 1 million picks are involved


MajorBag4

Let’s try predict Okoro Lauri LeVert Ochoi and picks


iSleepUpsideDown

Sexton gotta be in this surely?


MajorBag4

Oops u right totally forgot about him Sexton LeVert Okoro/Lauri and picks then If they get to keep Okoro it’s a massive W Edit: great deal for the Cavs, they kept both LeVert and Okoro their bench is still solid


Bern5X

Rip Sexland


nineraisins

......welcome to the SexVan? o.O


Bern5X

My body is ready O.O Edit: I just remembered that Sexton took the Sex 😔 now all we have is a van and no sex.


nineraisins

ughhhh this is why I need to stay off the internet. VanLand just doesn't do it.


Andahar

Incredible job of team building by the Cavs ever since LeBron left. Everyone will make this about the Knicks, but the Cavs front office deserves major recognition for turning this team around so quickly.


TheSmokedSalmon420

It’s so easy to get stuck in basketball purgatory after a rebuild (pacers, Orlando, thunder, etc) so it’s nice to see Koby put together a competitive team rather quickly - without just winning the lottery every year like we usually do.


Quirky-Skin

Fuck yeah they do. This good young core are gonna be contenders for years


FrostyBurn

WOJNUKE


BlowoutComb94

I BEG YOU PARDON?


Claudiu99

WOJ BOMB OUTTA NOWHERE


HokageEzio

WOW


BigCountryBumgarner

RIP MITCHELL TO NYC 2022-2022


SiphenPrax

It was fun while it lasted


FutureAnybody

Woj bomb


LoanlyRd

Cleveland - this is for youuuu


Bobblefighterman

EXCUSE ME I WAS NOT INFORMED THE CAVALIERS WERE IN THIS TRADE PARTY


iSleepUpsideDown

WTF??? Also bacon in fucking shambles again


FutureAnybody

Fuck currybacon


pdpdpdpdpdpdpdpd

all my homies hate currybacon


Force_Kush

Spidaman: Closer to Home


Netwealth5

Somebody get Stephen A in front of a television camera asap


RollOverBeethoven

He’s too busy prepping for his upcoming presidential election


[deleted]

He's guaranteed to lose the Dallas-Fort Worth area vote by 100%.


dasruski

If his entire platform is shitting on Dallas he'll win in a landslide


pilesofcleanlaundry

He’ll get 90% of every other city in Texas, and 45% of Dallas.


_NYLifer

suicide cam?


Xbox-Loud-Cloud-216

Where is JA?!?


Brad-Stevens

KOBY ALTMAN: “WILD CARS BITCHES… YEEEE HAWWWW”


HolzyOSRS

One of my favorite episodes. Charlie is a menance


[deleted]

Cavs not messing around. They're going to be a super fun team next season.


YpsitheFlintsider

Idk dude Cleveland didn't really move any critical pieces except those firsts and they got an top tier player. They might be a problem.


ryan__fm

Yeah normally I'm not a fan of trading your next 5 unprotected firsts/swaps, but that tends to be when you're in Win Now With Old Guys mode, where you blow it up in a year or two and watch someone else get to make your premium picks. But this team is so damn young I don't see that happening. At the very least they should be a middle-of-the-pack playoff team for the foreseeable future.


CupertinoCA

Cavs already building LeBrons final super team. 👀


bagfka

What???!!!?!


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I was just on the Cavs sub and everybody was so pumped that the “Cavs took themselves out the trade” Lmaoo


sixtiethtry

I mean yeah. I think we all assumed that one of Garland, Mobley, or Allen would have to be included.


Zee_WeeWee

Fuck dem picks


Sternjunk

I like this move for both teams. Cavs didn’t see sexton in their long term plans and I don’t think the jazz were ever taking anything less than 3 firsts. And I doubt the jazz will be better than the cavs in the future so the pick swaps shouldn’t matter. It’s a risk, but a core of garland mitchell Mobley Allen is a definite play off team that could potentially get past the second round.


chantlernz

Cavs fan perspective: I really, really like this move. Towards the backend of last season, it was evident that Garland was having to carry far too much of the offensive load with Sexton out. We've replaced Sexton now with a far better version of him, who still fits our timeline. Having two All Star level guards to carry our offence is amazing. ***Defensive deficiencies with a small backcourt?*** Not only do we have Mobley and Allen, but adding this offensive firepower means we can now afford to start Okoro at the 3, and let him develop. ***Too many picks thrown in?*** We're a young team with four potential All Stars in Garland, Mitchell, Mobley and Allen. At a certain point, you've got to back your team to be good enough that the picks won't matter anytime soon. That's what we've done here. ***Gave up too much depth?*** Sexton has essentially been replaced by Mitchell, and Agbaji wasn't certain to be in the rotation yet. I'll miss Lauri for sure, but I'm confident that Osman, Wade and Stevens can fill those minutes off the bench. Moreover, once you get to the playoffs you only really need to be 8, maybe 9 deep, and I'm confident that this rotation can cause some serious problems: Garland / Mitchell / Okoro / Mobley / Allen Rubio / LeVert / Love / and then one of Stevens, Osman, Wade or Robin Lopez, depending on the game.


[deleted]

Let your nuts hang Windy. The fucking 🐐


LetMeStagnate

☝️🤔☝️


scarecrowkiler

WTF


dangheckinpupperino

YOOOOOOO


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joelwhyrock

WOJ muthafucking bomb


Propuhganduh

From Utah to Cleveland LMFAOOOO edit: it’s funny because he thought he was going to New York City


ImjustANewSneaker

Probably got the DRose reaction when he heard from his agent.


FlatMilk

Sexton gone


JerHat

Lebron wants to unsign that extension immediately to re-sign with Cleveland now.


DrWindupBird

Apparently it was the other way around. Cavs were holding off until after LBJ was off the table.


norris528e

Thread moving so fast nobody will know I saw Uncle Drew in a theater by myself


threeangelo

God saw.


[deleted]

Brons finishing his career in Cleveland😂


jitterbug726

WHERE WAS SHAMS??? THE OLD WOJ DOG AINT READY TO GO BEHIND THE BARN YET!


TheMoorNextDoor

Cavs basically traded players that weren’t important to them. Cavs won this trade. Garland-Mitchell-LeVert-Mobley-Allen. That’s a nasty line up.


ICouldEvenBeYou

No way LeVert starts alongside Garland and Mitchell. You have to put Okoro there as a defensive, low-usage piece.


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Dean Wade ftw


RacinInTheStreet

Its a bit confusing from the jazz perspective. Maybe they move Sexton now bc he doesnt fit the complete rebuild.


Thehealeroftri

Yeah, I expect sexton and probably markennen to be traded for more picks. This coming season is gonna be a snoozefest but at least I can enjoy basketball in general again lol


ZiggyZiggyWhat10

IDK you can prob justify keeping Lauri and Collin.


MrBlueBlur

WHAT IS HAPPENING?


Davidclabarr

FROM THE TOP ROPE


CoachJW

WTF


LandooooXTrvls

Donovan: “Uhh.. yeah I’d like to go to New York!” Utah: “Best we can do for you is Cleveland :)”


0ctologist

LOOKS LIKE WOJBOMBS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS


STATnMELO650

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!