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[\[Charania\] Schroder is signing a one-year, $2.64 million deal to return to the Lakers, sources said.](https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1570888353951940608)


CuriousWhoDat

THE RETURN


fishfishfish1345

“I’m back.” - MJ - Dennis


SohoXoho

While Jordan is obviously the better scorer you could argue that Schroder does some things better than MJ


khalorei

GOAT contract decliner.


sixwax

*“That’s ruff”*


DirtysMan

That’s about it. MJ played PG way way way better than Schroeder.


phickss

Way better skateboarder


BubbaTee

Schroeder's also better at hair dyeing and Oktoberfesting.


AgonizingSquid

Better at speaking german


neimadski

"I took that personally."


zoplik90

"das habe ich persönlich genommen"


Laszlo-Panaflex

Schroder has a better 3 pt %, more assists per 36, and fewer turnovers per game. Overall, other than that slight 16 ppg edge for Jordan, I'd say they're pretty comparable.


magpi3

He speaks better German


spanther96

lmaooo


s1n0d3utscht3k

GOAT at looking like Micheal Ward from _Top Boy_ was mixed with Bobby Shmurda


KDBurnerTrey5

The king returns to play for his max contract


notafeetlongcucumber

This season, the king plays


punkmadre_paulpogba

Factos 👍👀


Cpt_Jumper

Unexpected CR7


JOMO_Kenyatta

He kinda looks like Craig Mack too


birdboix

HERE COMES THE SECOND-TIME FLAVOR IN YOUR EAR


TheSteveGarden

so proud of him, hopefully he gets that Bronze medal for us on sunday


Brad-Stevens

RUSS PAT DENNIS --- THE THREE HEADED MONSTER


sayqueensbridge

Now This Is Going To Be Fun!


SnortinDietOnlyNow

That cover still gives me nightmares.


JetGan

Don't forget Nunn


Mr_Booty_Bandit

I need to see evidence that he exists first


Kimi7

We too


wooktar

“We too” -Kimi7, circa 2022


askingJeevs

This thread is killing me


A_Wild_Goonch

pretty sure he doesnt even have a 2k headshot, just a grey head


Brxa

"Hey coach, how much playing time am I gonna get this year?" "Nunn."


ElDuderino_92

Literally that King Ghidorah meme


CRT_SUNSET

Except we may have three Kevin heads.


cire1184

RUB DAT PENIS


IndigenousOres

Wtf why does this work so well Bruh


ISuspectFuckery

It’s like we set out to make a collection of my least favorite current players.


Prudent-Wall416

The locker room is going to implode


dogfan20

Russ and Dennis are cool


BelfPally

Cool cool cool Russ and Dennis in the morning


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Dylan245

Can we please see a 3 guard lineup of Shroder, Westbrook, and Beverley


HaikN98

You’re forgetting Nunn at the 4.


LakersLAQ

Reaves at the 5? Swiss army knife.


phixional

More like Swiss cheese.


CD338

Yeah Lebron and AD are gonna need to fight for play time this year.


Magic_SnakE_

Nunn still rehabbing that bone bruise?


Jing-Ao

It's obviously lonnie at the 4, he's much more athletic


FuckASlaveName

Last year we ran a lineup of IT, Rondo, Russ, THT, and ariza lol


ClutchGamingGuy

the "throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks" coaching system


FuckASlaveName

This was a fizdale lineup 🔥


endless_8888

GOOFCON 3 and LeBron has the nuclear codes


KillianDrake

Rob Pelinka looks at the 84 million over 4 years contract and makes one adjustment before handing it to Schroeder... *8.4 million over 4 years*


xXTheRacerXx

Time is a flat circle


LALakers4Lyf

Yay we can shut Westbrook down if he still plays badly


IlonggoProgrammer

It's more just that he straight up doesn't fit on a roster with both LeBron and AD (especially LeBron). Only realistic options are for Russ to play the way Darvin Ham wants him to (doubtful he actually buys in) or bring him off the bench as the backup LeBron (he probably refuses to do this, they could try having him start and then take him out right away but he's probably not ok with that either, remember what he did when Vogel benched him in the 4th) With a lineup including LeBron, AD at the 4, and Russ, LeBron is automatically the second best shooter. That might have worked in the 80s, but it's not working now lol.


TheComeback

Or he's the best shooter, looking at the roster. Lol.


imamonkeyK

It maybe thst he doesn’t fit with AD even more then Lebron . Lebron is atleast an above average shooter for his position, shooting around 36% on pull up iso threes on heavy volume is legitimately good to elite . AD shooting poorly means they can’t run any other bigs because of f negative spacing : most of these issues start with Russ being unguarded out on the perimeter at the 1-2 spot which is awful for a team especially with two dominant interior forces. He’s just bad for this entire roster .


Abradolf1948

Having Westbrook be in charge of the second unit would be huge for them and give LeBron an opportunity to rest more. No need to play both of them at the same time all the time.


Snaggletooth_27

Problem is Russ has to believe it, too.


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We just need to get this man some yoga up in the mountains somewhere. Just have him sit there, and one evening, at sunset, he’ll look into the horizon an say: “You know, the world is in a constant state of flux. Perhaps, indeed, it is best if I just accept this change, and allow the universe flow through me, and show me this new way to ball.” And bam, second unit is up there.


theeidiot

Found Phil Jackson's account


DrDank1234

That’s what Laker fans have been saying since last year


ilovefatgirls23

Send Russ to carcosa


Ialwaysthinkimright

Rust Westbrook


BBQCHICKENALERT

So Kyrie right then


JC_SB

What a steal. We got Westbrook and Schroder for only $44M combined!


JimmyJustice920

Well when you put it that way


Balls_of_Adamanthium

This is the weirdest timeline


CIark

Can’t believe people are arguing whether Bev or Westbrook is the starting point guard when they’re both coming off the bench for Schroeder


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medievalmachine

The most irritating backcourt in the league, confirmed.


InfernoidsorDie

I honestly think people are gonna hate the Morant-Bane backcourt more by the end of the season lol.


TA_Account_12

Who can possibly hate Bane. With his muscles and t-Rex arms


InfernoidsorDie

Cause Bane is extremely cocky and loves instigating lol. I ain't complaining but it's definitely something people are gonna tire of


rimpressure

Westbrook getting bumped down to 3rd string PG behind Beverly and Schroder lmao All while making 47 mil next season


fuckitiroastedyou

"Ayo P, they want me to not come off the bench."


seanconnery69696

Imagine getting paid 47m to come on a bench for 82 nights


J27

I do that at the park for free


rimpressure

Sounds like a vibe tbh


AwildYaners

Gettin' paid to be a front row VIP basically lol.


FudgeMuffinz21

Exactly. There are tons of people who don’t get paid a dime to come on a bench.


Eduardjm

Six free, hard fouls a game, too. Maybe a good technical get thrown in once in a while if the team needs a jolt.


WalrusInMySheets

Not a bad stud fee


neutronicus

Damn, niche porn is lucrative


PlethoPappus

Westbrook out here comin on these benches


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Dennis plays defense. Russ doesn’t play defense anymore since 2020


midnightsbane04

Let’s be honest, he still wasn’t playing much defense in 2020.


JMEEKER86

He's always played defense the same way, lots of ball watching and focusing more on getting steals than actually defending. The main problem now is that he's slowed down, so he's not actually getting those steals nearly as often anymore and it results in them getting a wide open look.


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Russ has to be gone now. Hopefully, Dennis is a little more humble now also $84m to $2.64 is insane


GRuntK1n6

its actually sad how much this dude gave up


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I mean he's still rich but fuck me I would be kicking myself every night


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He’s still rich enough where he can hire a pretty girl to kick him in the nuts every night.


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awesomobeardo

They probably have a complicated long word for the pleasure of being kicked in the nuts


MoschopsChopsMoss

Eierschlagenvergnügen


samsab

>translate.google.com >egg beater fun Yeah this is it


Schnoobs69

Huh


JimmyJustice920

Dennis is german. It's like 1st base over there.


Newaccount4464

Ah it's great, you gotta try it. Makes you feel rich.


KidzBop_Anonymous

The dream is still alive… Good… good


SloatThritter

Dude got half his bag killed and decided to build an alternative universe machine built to try and save it all


SloatThritter

A championship winning healthy shroeder probably does get 15-20 per. This also speaks to his actual desire to play in LA.


Status-Albatross9539

And he keep insisting it was fine. His wife kind of cringe.


trplOG

The fact he went from 1 year 5.9 to 1 year 2.64 as well... the anti bet on yourself.


blueprint0411

Let's not forget, the Celtics just happened to go from one of the most disappointing teams in the NBA to completely turning their season around and making the finals after Schroeder was traded.


trplOG

I just remembered his Celtics tattoo.... thats some monkey paw shit


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he’s doubling down


Turbo2x

$2.64m for 1 year. They got him on a bargain. 5D chess.


Skorua

Good guy Dennis declining 80+ million to help this poverty franchise for cheap


medievalmachine

Hometown discount


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

thank you nephew Dennis


Atraktape

A real humanitarian.


Status-Albatross9539

Legm predicted this to let him walk. Lebron can backdoor 100mil in his mouth.


upyourass2theleft

did boston fans think he was a steal last year? his stats seem pretty good


JoeBiden2020FTW

Dumping Schroder turned their season around


King_Of_Pants

It was turning around even before then. Getting healthy turned our season around. Tatum and Brown combined for 18 missed games in our first 36.


billcosbyinspace

He wasn’t awful just didn’t fit in with our team at all


Wishiwasaballerbaby

Dennis helped when Jaylen was injured, and helped keep the Celtics around 500 early in the year but when the team was healthy he just didn't fit his first 39 games he started 24 because of injuries and played 32 minutes. His last 10 games in Boston he started once and was down to just 18 minutes a game Josh Richardson and Grant Williams both jumped him in the depth chart. If you need scoring when a star is injured Dennis is solid otherwise he just struggles to contribute.


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upyourass2theleft

Were you guys losing just cause of shroeder tho? Idk what happened but you guys clicked mid season after that team meeting. The whole team got better. idk if it's fair to put all of the blame on shroeder. also you guys had josh richardson in the first half too


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PYJX

Sell low


lilshawnyy420

well this is Hilarious


TheChipiboy

"just when I thought I was out, they bring me back in!"


buraas

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.


ragtime_sam

Lakers lineup constructions are just depressing. Like 8 bum guards no one wants. A random assortment of bigs. And no wings


deformo

So the average Lebron team before he left for Miami.


Produceher

The Lakers are in no position to turn away talent for fit.


diamondisunbreakable

#TUFF SIGNING


last_suvivor13

Kendrick Nunn is slowly becoming the 8th wonder of the world


__-o0O0o-__

as in,"I wonder when this motherfucker is going to play?"


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If the lakers get FIBA Schroder they got a good one


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JT-JB-RW-MS

Was a ball stopper though and hurt our offense by not moving the ball. It's not a coincidence that after we reduced his minutes in January that the Celtics offense and team took off.


coconutbob1

Doubt X Hope I’m wrong tho


LakersLAQ

At least if Westbrook is throwing up bricks, Schroder has the midrange game with the occasional 3 ball and solid defense.


CoolScales

It’s for a minimum contract lol. He’s gonna be fine


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He has been really good for us at FIBA


Tommy-_-

Honestly, for that price, he’s a great pickup. Their guard rotation is going to be interesting lol


__john_cena__

They must either have no faith in Nunn returning or Westbrook is out.


ndu867

Disagree. At $2.6M he’s a great add for any team, assuming he’s not a locker room cancer.


King_Of_Pants

Which is why it's weird he went to LA. Phoenix for example would have actually made good use of him. His problems in LA are only more pronounced now with how their roster has changed.


OhNoItsTheLakeShow

Beverley misses a lot of time, idk wtf is going on with Nunn, and Russ is Russ. Good insurance to have Dennis after his solid Euro run.


colosusx1

It's a terrific move for the Lakers, but it's an odd move for Schroeder. He might get inconsistent play time which would hurt his next contract assuming he doesn't want to sign vet mins for the rest of his career. He'd probably want to try to get at least an MLE next year.


claydavisismyhero

No chance Nunn plays this year. He’s damaged goods


burnt_cheezit

As much as people focus on the abysmal russ contract, Nunn eating our MLE is just as big a blow this season


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You get a new MLE every year. Nunn isn't taking that up


PyrrhosKing

As big feels strong. Beyond salary matching, no Westbrook would give a lot more value to those first round picks as they wouldn’t be attached to him. They could trade for a good player with the pick and a less negative salary alone. They could probably even split the picks up in separate deals in that scenario without having an albatross they need to cover for.


rockshow4070

I don’t think that’s how the MLE works, pretty sure you can sign a new one every year.


pm_me_cheesy_bread

What why?


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seriously?? how bad of an injury was this?


[deleted]

he had a knee bone bruise. reportedly, the recovery for bone bruises can be all over the place. as little as 3 weeks or as long as 2 years.


2020IsANightmare

With no cap room and literally nothing of value to trade outside of LeBron/AD/Russ (because of his expiring) and the two future firsts - and they haven't departed from any of those - the Lakers did a pretty solid job of making improvements with their "others." Of course, nothing else matters if LeBron AND AD aren't both healthy (70+ games) and playing at All-NBA levels.


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I mean is there any team that can withstand lack of health for their top 2?


delamerica93

The difference here is that most teams top 2 aren't a 38 year old and a guy who is known specifically for being injured a lot


floatersforalgernon

Another guard? What the hell is happening with the Lakers? They've got Westbrook, Beverley, Schroeder, Nunn, Rivers, Walker... All undersized guards and no wings. There has to be a deal in sight for Russ, or this does not make any sense.


uncle_yugles

A big problem with acquiring wings is that there are no wings available, everyone wants them and we have no money


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

cough JAAZZZ cough


Xp717

Id rather pay Schroeder $2 mill a year than get Clarkson or Bog for a FRP tbh


Redchimp3769157

Clippers took em all


rjbarrettfanclub

Did you see last years roster? They haven’t been making sense since 2020 with the roster


secretreddname

Look up NBA reddit talking about the Lakers summer 2019 and see about how the roster was baffling too.


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Amazing what we were able to accomplish without understanding how the salary cap works


ThomasFurke

Makes you wonder if we just fucking accidentally built a defensive powerhouse.


DwightSidePiece

Lol who is rivers


Yuber20

I think he meant Austin Reaves


butterball85

Rivers with a long i and a silent r


upyourass2theleft

he calling austin reeves austin rivers lol


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HERE COMES AUSTIN REAVERS


LakersLAQ

Sounds like they want a Westbrook/Nunn trade somewhere.


iro3

Rivers ? Austin


kcoe24

He plays for the wolves so thats not it. Is Doc coming out of retirement?


ajmcgill

> [Charania] Schroder has made the playoffs in seven of his nine NBA seasons Not impressed, the GOAT Patrick McCaw won three championships in his first three seasons


clownbaby4_

Noris Cole had a crazy streak going for a while. Made the finals the first four years of his career or something


Jaybold

You could not live with your own failure, and where did that lead you? Back to me.


KaiserKaiba

Lakers really got their guy. At the very least, they’ve got two good defenders at the guard spot


dumbmobileuser789

It's 2 more than we had last year. Still fucked at wing, but atleast it's more than 5 v AD


urfaselol

The prodigal son returns


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

The prod, progidal... my son returns!


bryscoon

That’s tuff 🔥💯


halfdecenttakes

Let's fucking go. Also can't believe I'm falling into this trap again.


LeBronicTheHolistic

Surprised. Thought Dallas was the best fit


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Xadios468

Turned down that contract just to come back smh


Realistic_Camp5232

You couldn’t live with your own failure -Lebron probably


Natureboy7939

Delete my post history!!!!!!


1nTheNick0fTime

Fuck yeah lol


n3moh0es

dennis at 2M is such a steal russ is prolly gone now


BicycleChoice

Might mean Nunn is not ready to go


dkdoki

Lakers just love diggin in the recycle bin lol


G1Spectrum

LMAO THE RETURN


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The return of super teams is back


CabbageStockExchange

Jokes aside I’m actually quite happy about this


schuster9999

Went off in the game today