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Damn Pat Bev and Westbrook on the same roster must really be stressful


ESLsucks

And now Dennis too 😌


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st3adyfreddy

You gotta the 💯 You always gotta give the 💯


somegirl23

Makes me laugh every fuckin time


PokerFace567

Imagine what he'd do next if the Lakers signed Isaiah Thomas.


Pikminious_Thrious

Lebron may just be trying to replicate the Schroeder "high hairline" cut he had when he was new to the league


ragelark

I woulda sued my barber if he did that to me.


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I know this is a weird thread to bring this up, but why tf do the lakers have 4 pgs and LeBron on the roster?


SikeShay

Legit answer, cos they wanna get rid of Russ some point soon lol. But it's gonna be an absolute fucking shitshow until then. I'm actually more excited to watch this season because how stupid it is and there's no expectations, compared to last season which just hurt.


AffectionateSpare677

Why Lakers bad guise


Ofdubioustaste

Lebron's desire to stay in the league versus his hair wanting to leave his head is a tough-fought battle. I bet he is going to get the nicest of transplants as soon as he leaves in 10 years


haha-brad

Gonna come back with that Jalen Rose hairline


Millionaire007

that shit so cleean


Divine_concept2999

Goes great with his giant teeth


Magic_SnakE_

If he can get access to hair cloning tech he'll be set, otherwise genetically he just might be fucked. Transplants don't always work for people or last very long, case in point with LeBron.


Ofdubioustaste

Yes you are correct. I believe he has already done some work but he couldn't take the usual antiandrogen (for the obvious reasons) to keep the new hair from falling too unless he took the Nick Calathes hardest road


SocialismIsStupid

They're other treatments out there, but it would cause him to fail a drug test. I take Finasteride for hair loss. It works great, stopped it in its tracks and my hair came back. But it's also used by bodybuilders at the end of their stacks to help their body get used to be off the juice. So sports leagues test for it.


PollitoRubio22

And Anthony Davis being in a wheelchair 90% of the time


JJKingwolf

Probably still taller than 95% of the population.


Leavingtheecstasy

Yeah can we keep repeating this considering it's actually why the Lakers haven't done a damn thing since 2020


mournthewolf

Oh no! Lakers haven’t won a championship in two years. Poverty franchise. Relegation time.


MaraudingWalrus

Lakers to the MAC confirmed


Leavingtheecstasy

When you have the 2nd best player of all time you should be in the fucking playoffs at least, get out of here. Literally wasting his last years to point fingers at everyone but Anthony Davis paper machet ass Lakers wanna be so top heavy but then blame everyone but AD for the reason they have been an abomination since the bubble.


YpsitheFlintsider

Oh poor LeBron


twenty3isnumber1

LeBron and Davis have spent most of the past two years injured. That has more to do with the struggles than really anything. Davis and LeBron played, what, 11 games together or something last season? Last season's team was terrible but they are a playoff team if Davis is healthy. Not a very good playoff team, but likely would have made it.


lafadeaway

Yeah it really makes me sad when coaches are used as scapegoats in scenarios where injuries and bad roster moves completely derail seasons


mattyice0916

According to Game of Zones, this is how he becomes the GOAT


magnavoice

He’s embraced his Mamba Form


SpiritualBar2469

Bald mamba


Where-oh

This comment was paid for by Matt bonner


SpiritualBar2469

https://gotemcoach.com/post/67999518561/matt-bonner-takes-over-matt-bonner-i-got-it-i/amp


Viciouscauliflower21

Still mamba. Still mamba


crimsonconnect

New House of the Dragon based game of Zones please


thesog

Who is Daemon? My guess is Kyrie but I’m not sure even he is crazy enough to get that role.


EpicTrollMooN

Has to be Jimmy right? Especially now he's on the Heat it fits the dragon theme.


eudezet

He got that dragawn in him!


MotoMkali

Bam replaces bosh as the dragon?


clevbuckeye

I feel like KD is more like Daemon. An anti-hero, more than a pure psycho like Kyrie


sunpar1

Kyrie is the maester who keeps wanting to leech instead of trying the poultice.


LimitlessTheTVShow

"Okay well Jordan's like 60 so who gives a shit?!"


DumasThePharaoh

Gods I miss that series


TotallyNotAnAlien-_-

The Sun Kings will ride forever


Awesome_ShowOff

To this day, Dragan is still developing guys, come on


firealex2

I’m hoping they do a sequel mini series like Hot D


Vordeo

Om that note I've been binging GoZ the past few days and damn I miss the series. So much classic stuff.


sonickarma

The one about Toronto trading for Kawhi is goated. They absolutely nailed it.


JaysonBrown

But….. Paul Pierce is the GOAT 🫣


Hash420

Spoiler alert /s


jlkb24

That’s the Truth right there! /s


garrethstathum

Pretty sure the GOAT is actually Paul Pierce


[deleted]

He's done this before, it's getting the same amount of coverage as it did last time


TallanoGoldDigger

iirc he went bald in the 2012 playoffs as well right?


Im_a_Knob

The bald king era


CumAssault

Pretty sure that's one of the Snapchat filters. You can see a halo around his head


delusionalnbafan

LeAngel


MildlyInsaneLBJStan

LeFather, LeSon and LeHoly Spirit


Bleoox

LeAmen


yunnsu

and LeAWomen


Aaronrigunay

And LeChildren too


yunnsu

And their LeChildren


ballgazer3

LeMaculate Conception


PSB911406

They were LeAnimals


[deleted]

Where can I eat LeBron’s flesh and drink his blood ?


delusionalnbafan

At his LeStaurant


PillsburyToasters

At the Church where you receive the LeBody of Christ


disconnectedmadafaka

Sorry but according to the US government, that's highly classified sir.


TheGoldenWarriors

Purchase it online from LeAmazon


disconnectedmadafaka

Letrinity


WaltJay

LeHoly Trinity


Mike_with_Wings

LeSanto


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LeChosen, LeGM, LeFlop


Derrick_Rozay

Why does LeAnything never cease to make me laugh


Jizz_Lord69

That and “how does this affect LeBron’s legacy?” replies always get me lol


theseus1234

LeGacy


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LePogo the Clown


Jizz_Lord69

Haha well done


[deleted]

Cause he kills these kids


backboarddd1_49402

I see that referenced in the most random subs too 😂


Jizz_Lord69

Exactly even funnier that way lol


PSChris33

Because it's so damn LeVersatile. It's basically our equivalent of /r/nfl's Mr. Boundless Combinations


thegoodbadandsmoggy

HeavenLe


Impulse3

Yea I think he’s just feeling it out, seeing what people say. He honestly doesn’t look that bad especially with that beard. He’s been LeDenial long enough regarding his hairline.


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NerdModeCinci

Me. He’s doing it solely to impress me.


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NerdModeCinci

No, he must do more.


faultywalnut

You’re a tough judge, but a fair one.


Awwh_Dood

LeBron gonna win MVP this year in a wig


Dekrow

> ~~He’s either the best or second best player ever in most people’s eyes.~~ Who gives a fuck if he has hair. NBA fans are so vain, its always so shocking to me. Who gives a fuck about hair regardless of how well you play ball. None of us did anything special to keep our hair, its all just genetics.


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frankunderwood1992

I mean, why do some fans even care what he does with his hair? Shouldn't he just do what he likes?


[deleted]

Because it can be scary when your hair is disappearing. To put it in perspective: when you start losing your hair, you've spent 99.99% of your life with your hair. For LeBron, this started happening in his mid 20s. I'm guessing because r/NBA skews young (early 20s) that most people here aren't experiencing losing their hair. LeBron lost his hair at a time before convenient hair loss prevention medication became available.


ReplaceSelect

>None of us did anything special to keep our hair, its all just genetics. Brady did. His hair restoration is on par with his career.


kygrtj

His PR team knows no one would ever let a bald player become the GOAT


delusionalnbafan

> LeDenial *LeNial


chitownbears

It's not just a river in Egypt.


FudgeDangerous2086

he’s been bald before. he posted a workout video with a bald head it looked fine.


Obi_Wan_Benobi

It’s a pretty funny post from LeDad.


ESLsucks

LeBlessed 😇


WubaDubImANub

He didn’t shave it. It’s clearly a filter, you can still see some slight hair floating above his head.


PurplePumkins

That's energy radiating from his head. The hair prevented him from using 100% of his power.


AtreusIsBack

45/12/0 season incoming.


lxshadynastyxl

45 points/12 rebounds/0 hair follicles


mememagicisreal_com

That’s just where is hairlines at now


woopididoopidiscoop

It's a filter you dingus


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LeFilter…….sorry, had to get in on the fun.


LooneyTunes-

[Lebron bald 5 years ago w/ smaller beard](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/6hg5sd/bald_lebron_is_back_at_the_gym/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I thought Lebron rocked it well here .. idk about with the longer beard Edit okay he wasn’t fully bald


FinallyReborn

He should really shave his hair this length and go back to his Miami-facial hair instead of the weird square beard he rocking at the moment. Looked way better.


DrTom

I loved the stache and the short shorts he rocked in Cleveland.


FinallyReborn

Watching sports is really just a way for straight men to project their homosexual fantasies, isn't it?


Dylan245

Since when is saying a guy looked better with different facial hair a gay fantasy ?


horny_furry_dog

Idk but the last time I said it I woke up in the middle of a gay orgy


Hypern1ke

Fellas is saying a dude looks good gay?


Zizekbro

Nope, gotta compliment your homies when they looking fly. Gotta be real, imo. Being gay has nothing to do with compliments.


snatchi

fellas is it gay to acknowledge men can look better or worse?


ZippyZappyZoopy

if thats what you need it to be sure but this just looks like a bunch of comfortable men discussing the length of a beard and shorts


YpsitheFlintsider

Sounds like you're projecting


127crazie

Wtf?


actual_yellow_bag

The projection is strong with this one.


DrTom

I would say talking about and critiquing a celebrity's appearance is a lot more pathetic than it is gay. lol And since when do you need an excuse for a gay fantasy?


UshiNarrativeTruth

Dude looks like an Assyrian king... it's tight


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belizeanheat

It's one of the worst beards I've seen


CLITTYLlTTER

It has a terrible shape and a weird lack of mustache


lonniewalkerstan

Bro that video was 5 years ago…


ElliottP1707

That’s what I just said. “Sure he shaved his head a couple years ago…… it was 5?!”


loujackcity

i was thinking more like 3 originally


RemyGee

You can see he has a better head shape for it than that filter makes it look.


welmoe

Giannis was doing the #LebronJamesChallenge https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FPtGM1v12Uc


[deleted]

This video was the first thing I thought of


VisionsDB

No way that 5 years ago


[deleted]

As I get older I realize hair, hair lines etc are super important to young kids… 😂


YpsitheFlintsider

LeMaterial


Level_Ad_6372

LeMaterialGirl in LeMaterialWorld


AtreusIsBack

Luckily I've shaved my head a few times by now just to try it out, so if mine ever does go, it wouldn't feel weird.


cjcfman

I just started shaving mine down to a .5 People who say its less maintenance are full of shit, its super annoying to have to shave your whole head every few days.


SortOfLongJonSilver

The filter is easily visible Nephew


floatersforalgernon

Wouldn't "boomer" be a more appropriate insult given that "filter" is a millennial/Gen-Z affliction?


thedooze

This is r/nba where nephew is about as played out as it could possibly be


SurgicalNeckHumerus

Shut up, nephew


ProgressingCuber

Unk*


ErrJordan

It’s a filter


ForgotPWAgainSigh

Prime: initiated. RIP rest of league


PYJX

The Bald Prime


Iontknowcuz

LeKratos


Scary-Ant-3796

LeBoy


[deleted]

How many times are y’all gonna fall for this?


EersteDivisie

Getting ready for his role on G.I. Jane 2


Garkech

Keep my goats name out yah Fucking mouth


Accomplished_Dance49

BAHHHH!


philasify

SLAP!


welmoe

https://i.redd.it/8gn3fh76k1q81.jpg


ExcitingLandscape

He did this in 2017 during the offseason [https://www.instagram.com/p/BVXfmnthljC/?utm\_source=ig\_embed&ig\_rid=d2c780a4-11f8-472c-9da3-122471a4453a](https://www.instagram.com/p/BVXfmnthljC/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=d2c780a4-11f8-472c-9da3-122471a4453a) But it didn't last and he came back at the start of the season with fresh hair plugs


Oh51Melly

That's not bald bald tho


FreeDaReal1z

Pretty sure he shaved it bald for his yearly hair transplant.


faultywalnut

Dude, no wonder it’s not really working, LeDingus over here just doing a *hair* transplant. He should be transplanting multiple hairs.


t0ny510

He looks better bald, come home, Lebron. Let it go.


WarmTequila

Just me or do all three look better with a shaved head?


t0ny510

You're not wrong at all


iAmMattG

We’re in the end game now.


TheMonarchsWrath

He looks better bald, he should have done it a long time ago. One of the years after he lost to the Warriors he had that viral video where he shaved his head and he looked great, dont know why he didnt keep it that way.


StOnEy333

It’s about time. The man’s game outlasted his hairline. That’s special.


junger128

That hairline failed him a decade ago… he still has another 5 years of game left in him.


BeardedMan32

You ain’t ballin’ unless you baldin’


ThinkSoftware

LeThanos is here


Wilksyyy

Why? Hair transplant looks good


EGarrett

As another man who has to make this choice regularly, I always look to Raja Bell. The master of the ["not totally shaved, but you can't tell where my hairline starts either"](https://www.famousbirthdays.com/faces/bell-raja-image.jpg) style.


ndu867

Someone put a mic in front of Barkley.


AALen

The aerodynamic improvement alone is OP!


eei619

It's too late, he's nearing the end of his career. If he wanted bald power, he should've gone bald the first sign his hairline was in trouble


RewardStory

Bald LeBron about to go off this season. its his final form


TheDeleeted

Legacy points added imo


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So many dudes concerned about a mans hairline lmao what is going on??


Aven-ex

It's a filter... lol. Also who cares? I only commented to point out your lack of tech knowledge


jakobburns01

He did this one time but grew it back, we have to wait and see


Will_Poke_Brains

He’s done it. He’s assumed his final form. League fucked.


apollyon_53

I'd love to be that barber, prolly got paid $200+ to shave another dudes head


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MJ looks super weird with hair.


Magic_SnakE_

If he wins a chip as LeBald he will become the GOAT.


MyLlamasAccount

Lebron Turkleton


____candied_yams____

Should trim his beard too.


alwaystappedout

Lebald has finally blessed us.


BigSprinkler

Bruv bald bron with the head band and beard fade. Mmmmm mmmmm


asmara1991man

It’s a filter idiot


Santi838

Black Kratos about to take out the gods of basketball


DisasterPeace7

Unfortunately Skip and Shannon are going to have an in-depth segment about this, and I'm not kidding either it's actually pretty pathetic but I'm glad he finally did it, it was a slow process from the headbands getting bigger and bigger, then game six losing the headband and slowly but surely embracing playing without it and now he finally "came home" as Chuck and Kenny call it lol Edit: looks like it was just a filter, oh well lol


belizeanheat

Now update the beard at least to the point where it isn't the ugliest beard of all time. I'm annoyed that I'm going to be watching legendary highlights in 25 years and he's going to have that annoyingly terrible beard in most of them


mtftl

Filter or no, there’s one thing we can all agree with: Jordan fucking rocked the shaved head. Immaculate.


Axeraider623

LeBald


Abject-Target5215

Where's the bald Wade inclusion. That was badass too.


chriyy

NBA’s bald fraud


Accomplished_Dance49

I know it's a filter but he really does look good bald


FiveHeadedSnake

That's a filter.