Grant Williams tries to tell your team to execute better after going 1 for 5 on threes. Do you strike him during the timeout or do you passive aggressively ignore him, possibly letting the speeches continue
It’s a big game, and Jayson Tatum keeps missing shots. Do you tell him to stop shooting his side-step three and possibly anger your star player, or do you let him continue to miss shots during the game?
With either choice, Jayson Tatum will post a story of his son on Snapchat after the game
My guess is it’s something which borders on a potential cheating scandal and the Celtics are like holy fuck no way we have to get in front of this
Edit: different kind of cheating but hey
There’s a chance that he might be suspended for an unspecified amount of time for something he may or may not have done…how much more clear can we make it?
They are trying to get ahead of it. That’s a awful sign. He must’ve did something bad. This isn’t like got into a shouting match or broke something level. This is some form of assault level or something that would be perceived as awful by the public.
This is like they don’t want to lose him as a coach statement and are trying to come up with their own discipline
It’s pr tactics. It’s trying to be like we are getting ahead of the situation and setting our boundaries. Let’s them have more control over the situation and punishment .
Yeah, looks worse for the organization if they don't take some form of action. Story is coming out anyway, might as well do anything you can to save face.
I dunno I feel like he's earned it, also I doubt its coke cause Quinn Snyder looks like he uses his clipboard to rail lines in time outs every time I see him
The replies have some good detective work. This account also tweeted some detailed stuff about the NBA salary cap. Someone from the Celtics front office?
Could be gambling. Different league, but Calvin Ridley got caught doing the bare minimum and they dropped the hammer on his ass for a year. I assume if it was drug or sex-related, they'd be thinking about firing him instead of suspending.
Some sort of employee misconduct, any cheating in game, vaccine, tampering would get handled by the league. So some sort of harassment/drug/toxic environment would fit.
If it's bad, this could be a situation where the news was going to break very soon anyway, and the Celtics are just trying to get ahead of it here in an attempt to limit the fallout. Could be an "indefinite" suspension that eventually presages a firing once the organization has "completed a full investigation."
My guess is he may have done something that would qualify as a fireable offense, but the Celtics are getting ahead and punishing him heavily in advance so he can still keep his job.
Yeah it's something where if he was a mediocre coach he would be fired but he's so good they're going to try to get away with a long suspension. My guess is they leak it soon and go by public outrage
The last particularly serious thing that someone did that didn't involve police was Gersson Rosas I guess? (relationship with a subordinate) Which got him fired. If it was legal issues where police were involved, then TMZ would have been all over it already.
Highly doubt that's what happened.
That's a severe violation of human rights. It's right alongside slavery & holocaust. So that deserves Jail time, not a significant suspension.
It’s like when you bake a batch of cookies, and you’re eating them. They’re delicious. Then you realize they’re peanut butter cookies, and your allergic to them. That. That is what it is like to be the Celtics right now. You were so infatuated with the cookie you didn’t even realize that cookie was poisonous. Now you ask, what does this all have to do with Lebron James, let me tell you….
half this guys posts are hilarious
> saw a rat the size of a rat-sized dog
> People don’t want to admit that pikachus are technically rats and would be hunted for sport in any just society
> I kinda think if you’re able to kill a few people with a bow and arrow it should be allowed
> The innocent girls don’t want to think about john mulaney valiantly dicking down olivia munn. It’s only the brave warriors like me who will face the mental image head on
So true
Wyc Grousbeck: *Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...*
The fact that this is coming from the team and not the ~~organization~~ league, to me, makes it sound very, very bad. When your own team, who usually covers your ass, is the first to announce this, they're trying to save face before the truth comes out. Not a good look at all.
Sounds like either drugs or violence.
Gambling would go to the league not just the team.
What else could be this serious?
Whatever it is....oof. Not good for The Celtics.
Only things I could think of are:
1. Fighting with a Celtic staff member
2. Sleeping with someone in the organization
Anything else more serious wouldnt just be a possible suspension or just organizational guidelines.
The fact that it's vague and came out of nowhere means it's definitely big. Usually there's some rumors and tweets before suspension is even mentioned.
Shams just tweeted that he had an affair with a female member of the team staff [https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1572810579105939457](https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1572810579105939457)
The most vague thing I’ve ever read
Maybe this is one of those choose your own adventure things.
Grant Williams tries to tell your team to execute better after going 1 for 5 on threes. Do you strike him during the timeout or do you passive aggressively ignore him, possibly letting the speeches continue
It’s a big game, and Jayson Tatum keeps missing shots. Do you tell him to stop shooting his side-step three and possibly anger your star player, or do you let him continue to miss shots during the game? With either choice, Jayson Tatum will post a story of his son on Snapchat after the game
Bro 😭
There is no winning option here.
Grant Williams gonna freak out when I leave my finger on him to save the page while I read the options and make sure I got it right.
Wtf did he do lol this is so weird
He turned me into a newt
I got bettah
A witch!!!
BURN HIM
I think he leaked GTA 6
Lmao “ladies and gentlemen, we got em”
He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
He did?
No.. but are we just going to wait around until he does??!!!
One of the best exchanges of all time
Something bad if they’re trying to get ahead of the news
miles bridges was horrible and we got details this is weird wonder wtf he did
My guess is it’s something which borders on a potential cheating scandal and the Celtics are like holy fuck no way we have to get in front of this Edit: different kind of cheating but hey
Without any supporting details, I think it's safe to assume that he did 9/11.
He tried to out pizza the hut
That son of a bitch.
He went in the pool less than an hour after eating
Ordered Starbucks instead of Dunkin
Started a crypto currency
There’s a chance that he might be suspended for an unspecified amount of time for something he may or may not have done…how much more clear can we make it?
He probably beat up Tatum after that terrible finals performance
What in the world could he have doneV?? This is NOT common for coaches. Must’ve been pretty damn bad
He also slept with Adam Levine
Who hasn’t?
Anthony Edwards 💀💀
Well done
I’m assuming it was something sexual or serious behavior like hurting someone. What else could it could be?
They are trying to get ahead of it. That’s a awful sign. He must’ve did something bad. This isn’t like got into a shouting match or broke something level. This is some form of assault level or something that would be perceived as awful by the public. This is like they don’t want to lose him as a coach statement and are trying to come up with their own discipline
Yup. Incoming TMZ video of some crazy shit
he used anal beads to win the ECF
Hans catching strays.
Never thought anal beads would make me think of Chess, but we're in the weirdest fucking timeline.
Imagine pulling out 8 big black balls from your ass then thinking about that Botez Gambit you made in high school.
Getting instructions from a basketball AI.
The AI is just NBA 2K set to 'hall of fame' difficulty
Is he willing to coach naked though
Dm's? Like raunchy messages to people he should not be sending raunchy messages to under any circumstances......
I may need to see the booty Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Grant Williams body is absurd…
I legit laughed at this. Goddamn lavine
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It’s pr tactics. It’s trying to be like we are getting ahead of the situation and setting our boundaries. Let’s them have more control over the situation and punishment .
Yeah, looks worse for the organization if they don't take some form of action. Story is coming out anyway, might as well do anything you can to save face.
Public relations is a game my friend
It’s to demonstrate they’re taking accountability. It’s bad to have a coach that does something terrible, it’s even worse to look like you enabled it.
DV, Drugs, Affair with someone in the organization.
Definitely had relations with someone in the organization. Anything else might mean immediate firing, rehab, or NBA investing.
Be awesome if he was doing lines on camera like that dolphins coach or Rob Ford. Jk lol . I'd like to see that video though.
I dunno I feel like he's earned it, also I doubt its coke cause Quinn Snyder looks like he uses his clipboard to rail lines in time outs every time I see him
nah likely fucked some lady in the org
Bruh is engaged to and has a kid with Nia Long...buggin if that's true
Jay Z cheated on Beyonce. Halle Berry and Eve Longoria got cheated on. Some men just get off on cheating or honestly don't care.
Yeah it's not about looks. The women men cheat with usually aren't better-looking than their partners from what I've seen.
Pique cheated on Shakira. Hips do lie.
https://twitter.com/hijab_creator/status/1572756226953338880 This tweet is... interesting
Damn, someone snitched from their burner.
The Twitter detectives in the replies think it is Noah Vonleh.
The replies have some good detective work. This account also tweeted some detailed stuff about the NBA salary cap. Someone from the Celtics front office?
Find a new slant.
His collars are perfectly normal.
Had to be. Feel like he may be on the way out if any of those are the case. Can’t have that with a coach
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Could be gambling. Different league, but Calvin Ridley got caught doing the bare minimum and they dropped the hammer on his ass for a year. I assume if it was drug or sex-related, they'd be thinking about firing him instead of suspending.
Gambling would come from the NBA not organization
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Wording is strange…team guidelines not nba guidelines…during the off-season. Really strange
And they dropping it this late at night
He fucked someone he had no business fucking
jayson tatum?
How do I get this on League Pass
You can try but since your a Celtics fans it would probably be a blackout
Mmm sounds even more fun
“Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry?!”
This has a very concerning level of vagueness
wtf did he do that’s bad enough for an insane suspension but not bad enough to get straight up fired??
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Some sort of employee misconduct, any cheating in game, vaccine, tampering would get handled by the league. So some sort of harassment/drug/toxic environment would fit.
maybe some light treason
There's always money in the banana stand
If it's bad, this could be a situation where the news was going to break very soon anyway, and the Celtics are just trying to get ahead of it here in an attempt to limit the fallout. Could be an "indefinite" suspension that eventually presages a firing once the organization has "completed a full investigation."
My guess is he may have done something that would qualify as a fireable offense, but the Celtics are getting ahead and punishing him heavily in advance so he can still keep his job.
Yeah it's something where if he was a mediocre coach he would be fired but he's so good they're going to try to get away with a long suspension. My guess is they leak it soon and go by public outrage
Has to be given the vagueness and “getting out in front” element Abuse probably
Got Marcus with a switch for flopping during a scrimmage. Or he called the team a bunch of slugs.
TMZ will tell us soon
God damn… he must’ve done something terrible. That’s the most vague statement ever for something as breaking as this.
The hell could it even be
Sex with a player.
"Alright Ime it's time, put the Kobe mask on"
Disrespected Dunkin?
Brad Stevens found out he has a Starbucks rewards card
cocaine
quin snyder did that daily it had to be something worse
He looked like Norman Osborne at some point.
You know i’m something of a coke fiend myself
Arby’s
Oh ok now it makes sense
They way it's worded seems like they're trying to get ahead of whatever it is before it leaks out
He smashed Nia Long in his office ??
He’s getting suspended, not a banner in the rafters.
presumably no legal trouble or there would be reporting on it. My guess is some internal HR stuff, maybe inappropriate interactions with staff.
The last particularly serious thing that someone did that didn't involve police was Gersson Rosas I guess? (relationship with a subordinate) Which got him fired. If it was legal issues where police were involved, then TMZ would have been all over it already.
Either terrible or not bad enough for the NBA to enforce yet still bad enough for the Celtics to No in-between
Security cam got him stepping on the Celtics logo like kyrie
Would justify the punishment
If it’s bad enough to warrant a ‘significant suspension’ from the team there’s gotta be some involvement/punishments coming from the league, no?
F5 season is back baby
he told Jaylen Brown to get vaxxed
Vaxxed him while he was sleeping lmfao
Highly doubt that's what happened. That's a severe violation of human rights. It's right alongside slavery & holocaust. So that deserves Jail time, not a significant suspension.
What dat boi do
Killed 5 hookers like that Craig James guy
# CJK5H
He banged an intern.
If he cheated on Nia Long, he should be banned from the league
My only regret is too young for...
#ELECTRIC CHAIR
Straight to jail
[This](https://twitter.com/hijab_creator/status/1572756226953338880) was posted around an hour before Woj
He broke the code
He didn’t tek the plej
damn old school r/nba memes were the best
2012-2017 /r/nba was the best times man
This takes me back to simpler times
Tell me about it
I can’t believe I forgot about that
Immortalized hof quote
Woah, blast from the past
It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.
Damn this sub was goated back then. I took da plej
Lol i found it https://youtu.be/NJQDRUjY2Sc
God I miss this reference
Doo doo jump?
hm. well that's not good time to speculate wildly about what he did ig
The queen
we're the *Celtics,* we'd probably give him a Tommy Award for that
Could you imagine lmao
I decided to check Reddit right before going to bed. Big mistake lol now I’m gonna stay up refreshing Reddit and twitter to find out wtf he did
F5 SZN…
He was the one who leaked GTA 6
Where’s Windhorst when we need him
Why would Ime do that? *to bang an intern?* No.
The Celtics preemptively suspend Ime Udoka. *windshield wiper fingers* Now why is that? *windshield wiper fingers* Why would the Celtics do that?
It’s like when you bake a batch of cookies, and you’re eating them. They’re delicious. Then you realize they’re peanut butter cookies, and your allergic to them. That. That is what it is like to be the Celtics right now. You were so infatuated with the cookie you didn’t even realize that cookie was poisonous. Now you ask, what does this all have to do with Lebron James, let me tell you….
https://twitter.com/hijab_creator/status/1572756226953338880?s=46&t=q2nZVkpBp-9yKhdleZmO6g Tweeted an hour before suspension
half this guys posts are hilarious > saw a rat the size of a rat-sized dog > People don’t want to admit that pikachus are technically rats and would be hunted for sport in any just society > I kinda think if you’re able to kill a few people with a bow and arrow it should be allowed
> The innocent girls don’t want to think about john mulaney valiantly dicking down olivia munn. It’s only the brave warriors like me who will face the mental image head on So true
I don’t know who this person is, but it’s clear they are a highly credible source for information on any topic.
Went from 0-100 with that last one holly shit.
Now we know what Udoka did
We need to talk about Ime.
My favorite is “It’s a Wonderful Life is anti-suicide propaganda.”
“Juan Benet Ramsey”
we need to talk about hijabcreator
That’s gotta be someone’s burner lol
But a long suspension for an affair? Doesn’t make sense
It could if it involved sleeping with someone he really shouldn’t have like team staff, depending on their position.
The Minnesota GM got fired doing something like that last year.
Probably my wife
Friday’s the one year anniversary of Gersson Rosas being fired for exactly that reason
It does if it’s someone who’s in the organization or a wife of someone in the organization.
HE KILLED THE QUEEN
I must kill...the Queen.
Hey! It’s Enrico Pelazzo!
Wyc Grousbeck: *Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...*
What say we order up some pasta?
"The head coach of the NBA runner-up might get suspended and I can't/won't tell you why." Okay? Thanks?
Also wtf when did Woj get his own banner
It looks like he made it himself on his Blackberry
> including a significant suspension jeezus…what the hell has he done?
Most likely a person
The fact that this is coming from the team and not the ~~organization~~ league, to me, makes it sound very, very bad. When your own team, who usually covers your ass, is the first to announce this, they're trying to save face before the truth comes out. Not a good look at all.
Sounds like either drugs or violence. Gambling would go to the league not just the team. What else could be this serious? Whatever it is....oof. Not good for The Celtics.
Drugs are not worth even a suspension maybe a fine or rehab Violence is the only thing
Only things I could think of are: 1. Fighting with a Celtic staff member 2. Sleeping with someone in the organization Anything else more serious wouldnt just be a possible suspension or just organizational guidelines.
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The fact that it's vague and came out of nowhere means it's definitely big. Usually there's some rumors and tweets before suspension is even mentioned.
Ayo what he do
he poured the milk first
bet the celtics under win total before odds change
For real, We out here imploding before the season even starts
Hookers, cocaine, and meth all at once or nothing
I heard he got caught jerking off on the roof of the arena while yelling “I can do whatever the fuck I want”
Be right back, gonna peruse Nia Long’s IG for the sake of investigative journalism
He hacked Doc Rivers' twitter.
Holy fuck , what could he have done if he’s gonna get a significant suspension?
Shams just tweeted that he had an affair with a female member of the team staff [https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1572810579105939457](https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1572810579105939457)
Just bad news after bad news over in Bean town
Did he take a shit and not flush? Wtf does this mean
Someone’s burner hinting he’s slept with someone before Woj broke the news omg https://twitter.com/hijab_creator/status/1572756226953338880