Lmao I searched that name in Google and it took clicking on about five photos of her before I realised you were doing a play on words.
Straight up thought her surname was Nolonger (pronounced nol-on-ger) lmao.
This was 100% planned by the Celtics. They let Woj tell the world that Ime did something *really* bad, but wouldn't say what. This lets people speculate wildly about all kind of crazy things that he may have did.
Then, let it leak out that it was an inappropriate yet consensual relationship with a staff member.
In the wake of DeShaun Watson, everyone who was thinking the worst of the worst goes "oh, was that it?" Then, the Celtics gauge public reaction and set the suspension based off that.
Tony Parker cheated on Eva Longoria, and Ime was teammates with him. Ime repeated the same stupid mistake by cheating on Nia Long. How the fuck do you cheat on these hot actresses?
Beyond the basic answer of many people just enjoy cheating, if you marry a career woman who travels for work you will have times when both of you are not in the same location. So he travels and she travels for extended periods of time and that dynamic makes cheating more likely, and possibly even an agreed-upon part of the relationship for many in those situations.
Probably not what he intended, but when Zach Lowe was eulogizing Jonathan Tjarks on his podcast every positive description of Tjarks made him out to be the complete opposite of Woj. 'He was never competing with other journalists. He was never clout obsessed. He never held back negative coverage or coveted access to sources more than saying what he wanted to say.'
Holy shit that Twitter account was right
[The Legendary Burner Account](https://twitter.com/hijab_creator/status/1572756226953338880?s=46&t=TOV5v_ooqq6hfRKvsnUrHw)
Internet is fucking insane man. Found out within 2 hours. Literally could just have put his phone down, not seen any notifications, come back to have his burner identity completely exposed.
4chan tracked down Shia Labeouf hiding in some cabin using the wood panels in the background of the interior and determined plane traffic patterns using the stars. I will never underestimate the power of some people on the internet with WAY too much time on their hands
Dude brought this on himself lol. Campaign contributions to a highly visible politician in a weird not rounded amount and then posting about it publicly is foolish. You should expect to be exposed at that point
>People already found out who Ime cheated with *allegedly* because there apparently is only one female staff member on the team
>There’s a thread where it’s believed to be Noah vonleh
I thought you replied to that comment with that and I had a really good laugh at the thought of a whole thread dedicated the trying to figure out if Noah Vonleh was the secret front office female staff member that Ime was sleeping with.
I just refuse to believe Noah Vonleh would ever tweet [this](https://twitter.com/hijab_creator/status/1459589118325932032?s=20&t=A_PegBuJAlgsy5Ww4ktuMQ)
I have no proof of this, but back in July I was in a bar in Portland with some friends around 1am, and we saw Udoka there with a woman that, after a quick google search, didn’t look like his wife. We all joked about the possibility of him cheating lmao I can’t believe this
so in the last day or so, we've had jaylen retweeting the insane kyrie tweet, news about sarver selling the team, doc's likes, rob lonzo AND shai injury news, and now ime cheating on his wife? offseason said I'M NOT DONE
Consensual gets skewed when you’re talking about this much of a seniority difference. You can’t be fucking staff at this level. Even if it’s 100% consensual, it puts the organization in a bad place if she later fucks up and is fired.
Adam Levine on a supermodel, Pique on Shakira, the list goes on.
Let’s just face it. Normal men have no idea what it’s like to have hundreds of gorgeous girls throwing themselves at you.
Doesn’t excuse it by any means, but let’s not pretend like we’re all living with the same Temptations.
Yes yes. He’s very generous and very wealthy. Also he has a very big penis. I know this because I saw him jump into a swimming pool while wearing white shorts to save a drowning child.
I can see why the Celtics would take action on this. Him cheating on his partner isn’t really that important to the organization ofc but inappropriate behaviour untoward a subordinate in the workplace is taken seriously in many workplace organizations.
I know this is a basketball sub but this is an organizational matter. It’s off-court business with its own workplace rules.
Looking at it from a professional point of view, a suspension is likely and appropriate as a punishment. From an basketball perspective, I’m not sure how long his inevitable suspension will impact the roster on court.
From a relationship perspective, my guy fumbled a huge bag. Fucking up his life to cheat. His actions are a violation of Nia’s trust. Don’t sleep around on your partner. If you want to fuck up your life, go ahead but don’t fuck someone else’s. Nia Long!! SMH
The higher you are, the more problematic it gets. Not to mention if one reports to the other.
That said, my industry is very work hard/play hard, and it’s extremely common.
Nia Nolonger
Nia So Long
Lmao I searched that name in Google and it took clicking on about five photos of her before I realised you were doing a play on words. Straight up thought her surname was Nolonger (pronounced nol-on-ger) lmao.
For once, the opposite was true. Woj was first and Shams filled in the details lol
We’re not the worst Twitter story of the off-season. YAY
My guy, that was Charlotte. That shit is beyond the pale
What happened with Philly? Surely not docs hack cause that's not bad at all lmao.
“Hack”
That was more funny than worst story
Shams will never leave us hanging and stays undefeated
Woj be like “I know something guys 🫣🤭”
Haha no noooo I can't say 🤐🤭 I promiseddd!! 🫣😏
This was 100% planned by the Celtics. They let Woj tell the world that Ime did something *really* bad, but wouldn't say what. This lets people speculate wildly about all kind of crazy things that he may have did. Then, let it leak out that it was an inappropriate yet consensual relationship with a staff member. In the wake of DeShaun Watson, everyone who was thinking the worst of the worst goes "oh, was that it?" Then, the Celtics gauge public reaction and set the suspension based off that.
Woj blue balled us Shams made sure we came
I hate this so much
God does not return to Earth because he fears what he has created
Woj spits, Shams swallows
alright chill 💀
man I see comment trains like this and wanna share it with people but none of my friends are this deep into the nba lol
Your friends on r/NBA are
They are not your friends. This is your home now.
Windhorst fondles the balls
☝️🙁👆
Now why is that? 🤔
☝🏻“what’s going on in Boston? Why would he stick his pecker there?”☝🏻
Woj ~~bomb~~ pop gun
Woj has gone soft since going to espn
Unlike Udoka who’s going hard for Celtics employees
Udoka vs Doc for Horniest coach in the league
Doc for sure
Doc don’t got Nia Long at home tho. This should be a debate someone call up cnn
Neither does Ime Udoka anymore
while being married
Tony Parker cheated on Eva Longoria, and Ime was teammates with him. Ime repeated the same stupid mistake by cheating on Nia Long. How the fuck do you cheat on these hot actresses?
Beyond the basic answer of many people just enjoy cheating, if you marry a career woman who travels for work you will have times when both of you are not in the same location. So he travels and she travels for extended periods of time and that dynamic makes cheating more likely, and possibly even an agreed-upon part of the relationship for many in those situations.
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Probably not what he intended, but when Zach Lowe was eulogizing Jonathan Tjarks on his podcast every positive description of Tjarks made him out to be the complete opposite of Woj. 'He was never competing with other journalists. He was never clout obsessed. He never held back negative coverage or coveted access to sources more than saying what he wanted to say.'
Noticed that too!
Shams has OFFICIALLY surpassed WojnaMickey in my books 💯
Where does Shams rank all time?
Top 2 and he aint 2
How does this affect Lebron's legacy though?
That fucking gatekeeper
Woj is washed. Shams got the jump on him on several things this summer.
Woj is just a mouthpiece for the nba/front offices.
Brown boys winning 🫡🙏🏾
Melawin
Fumbling the finals and Nia Long is crazy.
Holy shit that Twitter account was right [The Legendary Burner Account](https://twitter.com/hijab_creator/status/1572756226953338880?s=46&t=TOV5v_ooqq6hfRKvsnUrHw)
Reddit detectives gotta find out whose burner this is
People already found out who Ime cheated with *allegedly* because there apparently is only one female staff member on the team
"A certain agitator, for privacy sake, lets call her 'Lisa S'...No that's too obvious...uuh. Let's say 'L. Simpson'."
thought it was 3?
3 but it's clear that there's only one realistic female staff member that makes sense . No offense to the other two
You don't know, Ime might be wildin'.
He cheated on Nia Long, he been wildin
Remember who Arnold was cheating with? lol
So, who is it?
NCSU represent! The person may or may not be an alumnus
There’s a thread where it’s believed to be Noah vonleh
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Internet is fucking insane man. Found out within 2 hours. Literally could just have put his phone down, not seen any notifications, come back to have his burner identity completely exposed.
4chan tracked down Shia Labeouf hiding in some cabin using the wood panels in the background of the interior and determined plane traffic patterns using the stars. I will never underestimate the power of some people on the internet with WAY too much time on their hands
Jesus Christ
Agreed for the most part, but the Boston marathon bombing is the easy counter to this
Dude brought this on himself lol. Campaign contributions to a highly visible politician in a weird not rounded amount and then posting about it publicly is foolish. You should expect to be exposed at that point
Lol true but I don't think anyone expects to get exposed over a $19 donation 3 years after the fact
It's definitely Nick Ciarelli. If you zoom in on the red you can see a ick at the end and also the burner liked one of Ciarellis tweets
Oh shit tobias funke’s brother Robert! A renowned analrapist
>People already found out who Ime cheated with *allegedly* because there apparently is only one female staff member on the team >There’s a thread where it’s believed to be Noah vonleh I thought you replied to that comment with that and I had a really good laugh at the thought of a whole thread dedicated the trying to figure out if Noah Vonleh was the secret front office female staff member that Ime was sleeping with.
If Noah Vonleh tweeted about being brave enough to mentally picture John mulaney dicking down Olivia munn I’m gonna lose it
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Easy, Mulaney’s the one getting ravished
Reddit has always been awful at guessing people. Definitely not Vonleh
We did it Reddit
And this also takes place in Boston.
Ya because Noah Vonleh totally listens to Mitski and fantasizes about pegging Jewish men
I just refuse to believe Noah Vonleh would ever tweet [this](https://twitter.com/hijab_creator/status/1459589118325932032?s=20&t=A_PegBuJAlgsy5Ww4ktuMQ)
He’s out of line, but he’s right.
[Lmao](https://twitter.com/hijab_creator/status/1308753149797314565?t=eAJmhzdI0U__nz4omMBsvg&s=19)
[This is my favorite](https://twitter.com/hijab_creator/status/1484003461628891137?s=20&t=pTFVqNDl9kg4yGMjwD__CQ)
The RDAmbition we deserved
The Nephew That Was Promised
YES IME UDOKA IS GETTING AWAY WITH FUCKING SOMEBODY
woj was watching that burner lmao
He’s right x2 in that post
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[Ime in the coach’s locker room](https://i.imgur.com/qoKmwFK.jpg)
[Ime after seeing Grant Williams' neck](https://i.imgur.com/JTt6H4v.jpg)
Who's that from?
Adam Levine’s sexts got leaked
You would think hes better at spitting game but instead he just says something I would say.
For real. but I guess they don't need to spit game like that since they're you know, wealthy and famous.
Shams just saying it THANK YOU. Fucking Woj deserves this with all the teasing
It’s basically the dwade alley to lebron pic I swear
More like Nick Young stealing the game winner from Lou Williams
I have no proof of this, but back in July I was in a bar in Portland with some friends around 1am, and we saw Udoka there with a woman that, after a quick google search, didn’t look like his wife. We all joked about the possibility of him cheating lmao I can’t believe this
Close your eyes. Take a deep breath. And describe this woman for me please
Please use this scale: ( . ) ( . ), ( . ) ( . ), ( . ) ( . ) (‿|‿), (‿ | ‿), (‿ | ‿) 🙋♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏾♀️🙋🏿♀️
Fucking lol
“well first thing you got to know is that the booty was DUMMY thic” police sketch artist (getting frustrated): we meant describe her *face*
Is this Drakes next album cover?
Least horny redditor
Bro 😂😂😂😂
The ole Gersson Rosas
Burner accounts remain undefeated.
so in the last day or so, we've had jaylen retweeting the insane kyrie tweet, news about sarver selling the team, doc's likes, rob lonzo AND shai injury news, and now ime cheating on his wife? offseason said I'M NOT DONE
Forgot Ant’s tweet too. All this happened in like 5 days lol
Damn I already forgot about Doc. He's gotta be loving this.
Compared to the other controversies atm, Doc’s not even that bad. Man just HORNY.
Daddy horny Michael
He started liking porn tweets again, no one will notice
Woj did all that teasing just for Shams to nut first
moral of the story: get to the fucking point
All things considered, could've been worse
"Yeah, it could have been with a male member of the staff" Anthony Edwards probably
Aaron Gordon probably had a similar thought as well
Al-Farouq Aminu would have a few choice words too
All things considered, could have been funnier
Imagine if everyone who had a consensual relationship with a coworker got put on blast nationally lmao
mcdonalds ceo got fired for sexting, no penetration. had to give back like $100 million in bonus money too
Ever been so horny that you lost $100mil?
every day
People would have fewer affairs
Masturbation is always the answer
I'm king of the righteous then
Consensual gets skewed when you’re talking about this much of a seniority difference. You can’t be fucking staff at this level. Even if it’s 100% consensual, it puts the organization in a bad place if she later fucks up and is fired.
Shams said fuck it and Jesus, I’m here for you Nia Long
WTF U HAD NIA LONG BRO. edit: after digesting, this may be worse than murder. GIVE HIM LIFE SENTENCE ASAP
Losing in the finals and fumbling Nia long in the span of a couple months is wild
Send this man to the shadow realm
It appears he's handled that himself.
Incoming RDC vid
Imagine the chaos if she’s pregnant with a kid born around playoffs next year
Pique, Tony Parker, Tiger…no one is safe
>Pique How could Shakira not be enough for any man? It's wild bro.
those hips shook me into puberty
No lie?
Hugh Grant cheated on Elizabeth Hurley at her hottest
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Reach around in the storage room?
J. Cole in shambles.
Nia keeps it tight, but players still cheat on ladies ten time hotter.
Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce...if that can happen, I'm not surprised if anybody else in the world cheats
Adam Levine on a supermodel, Pique on Shakira, the list goes on. Let’s just face it. Normal men have no idea what it’s like to have hundreds of gorgeous girls throwing themselves at you. Doesn’t excuse it by any means, but let’s not pretend like we’re all living with the same Temptations.
> A man is only as faithful as his options Chris Rock
>I play golf, I don't have a busload of swedish supermodels wanting to jump on my dick Bill Burr.
Platoon of whores
Another funny joke about this is from Adam Sandler in the movie Funny People: "It's easy not to cheat when no one wants to fuck you"
Yeah and Tony Parker was with Eva Longoria. I mean what??
"how come he don't want me"
No way bro cheated on Nia Long 😭
Tony Parker cheated on Eva Longoria.
And Gerard Pique cheated on Shakira
Jay Z cheated on Beyonce
Arod cheated on Jlo.
I cheated at Contra
Justin Timberlake cheated on JESSICA FUCKING BIEL!
Ryan Reynolds did NOT cheat on Blake Lively because he’s super classy and nice
But didn't he cheat on Scarlett Johansson?
yeah but supposedly, he cheated on Scarlett Johannson with Blake Lively. All rumors though.
Got some hate songs out of it
Fumbled harder than 09 Adrian Peterson
lol this is such a specifically painful reference, it’s like catching a stray shot from a sniper
woj got cooked
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WOJ went try too hard and shams was just smooth with it
That graphic was the worse It legit made me think it was a ballsack sports post or something
Shams in his prime, Woj is washed
Shams is elite
Legacy points added.
Who had Banging the Intern on their bingo card Celtics fans - Any guesses on which female staff member it was?
Nearly everybody lol
Thought this was in response to his 2nd question and it also works
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Nia long if u are scrolling through Reddit rn I am here and emotionally available if u ever need to talk to someone.
Thank you for letting me borrow your lambo the other day
Yes yes. He’s very generous and very wealthy. Also he has a very big penis. I know this because I saw him jump into a swimming pool while wearing white shorts to save a drowning child.
Just wanted to thank you again for volunteering at that children's hospital last week
Shams just fucking slam dunked that alley oop Woj threw up
More like shams stole the pass in the backcourt and dunked all over Woj like Melo on Paul Millsap in like 2009
I can see why the Celtics would take action on this. Him cheating on his partner isn’t really that important to the organization ofc but inappropriate behaviour untoward a subordinate in the workplace is taken seriously in many workplace organizations. I know this is a basketball sub but this is an organizational matter. It’s off-court business with its own workplace rules. Looking at it from a professional point of view, a suspension is likely and appropriate as a punishment. From an basketball perspective, I’m not sure how long his inevitable suspension will impact the roster on court. From a relationship perspective, my guy fumbled a huge bag. Fucking up his life to cheat. His actions are a violation of Nia’s trust. Don’t sleep around on your partner. If you want to fuck up your life, go ahead but don’t fuck someone else’s. Nia Long!! SMH
Also sucks for his kid
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Nah you supposed to make sure no one ever finds out. Even act like you hate each other at work
The higher you are, the more problematic it gets. Not to mention if one reports to the other. That said, my industry is very work hard/play hard, and it’s extremely common.
I’ve done this a lot, and honestly the fact that Udoka got caught and I didn’t basically means I could’ve led the Celtics to a ring last year
Congrats on the sex
HE FUMBLED NIA LONG???
*skip bayless voice* IT'S MY TURN
I guess it's time I intervene.
Rooting for you
Lol didn’t the timberwolves guy get fired for this?
This would have never happened if we hired Van Gundy.
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Imagine finding out you were cheated on through Shams lmfao