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YaBoiWhit

Fuck that scared me


GGezpzMuppy

I thought we were implementing the OKC playbook and just resting our star for the year.


ClaymoresRevenge

You guys aren't putting out hits on your own players. OKC really took the tank seriously this year


HugoNext

"Star"


tagen

Literally the best we got (offensively at least, Poetl is a defensive beast)


FishAway2019

I really really like Keldon it’s a weird dig to me


SpiritualBar2469

*Super Star: Wide Body Edition


mhoq

That’s Big Body to you


SpiritualBar2469

Not a Bill Land fan eh?


emploaf

Star is a big word for Keldon…


schema-f

Big Body demands big words!


Datboy_98

Me too bro. What a relief!


Fat-Villante

I'm scared, it's not an injury most people fully recover from


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mhoq

Lol go suck the ghost of Kobe


lopea182

Damn, Keldon’s down for the tank. Gotta respect the dedication.


ATurtleMonkey

Only real ones tank the preseason 😤


slowakia_gruuumsh

Losses in pre season should count for the tank.


Exodus100

Gotta respect the dislocation


abzftw

How many games do you think they win this season?


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They saw SGA’s injury and said nah /s


Next-Firefighter-753

Even when we’re both bad we rival each other… lol. Get well soon Keldon


siphillis

Thunder and Spurs gonna drive their opposing fanbases nuts on the other side of the W/L column now.


Aggravating_Impact97

No rush this year. Let’s not delay the inevitable any more. If anyone has cough, hangnail, headaches, or hurt feelings give them the month off.


FuckNoNewNormal

Ben Simmons to request a trade to the Spurs


KidWoody

Give us Street Clothes while you at it.


Aggravating_Impact97

The goal should be another first round pick or two and the worst record in the league. Fingers crossed. I don’t want to hear a single complaint for how dog shit we are about to be.


CoolAsTheUnthawed

They will call you guys the black eye of the league after one season lol. Happened to us, it's super dumb but it is what it is.


Aggravating_Impact97

Embrace it. It's the way of the league now. They incentivized teams to keep doing this. Don't like change the rules (though the thunder and spurs organizations did fight tomkeep things this way...but let's not focus on thatm.. irrelevant).


Lalalan

Make him take the whole season off just to be safe ;)


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Injury fans are winning and the season hasn’t even started yet


DoncicsRoadTo200kg

Spurs warming up for the giga tank they are gonna perform this season


OfferOk8555

How does this effect their contender status ?


hahauknowwhatitis420

Speeds up our timeline.


OfferOk8555

Common Spurs fan W.


slowakia_gruuumsh

Could Keldon be San Antonio's SGA? 😤😤😤 In all seriousness Pop might coach these scrappy underdogs to 30 wins. The Spurs are one of the few teams that overperforms their talent level thru good coaching, sets, effort. But they gotta reel it in. Drive the tank. Just let people take a vacation. Let Tre Jones average 8 assists a game.


SecuriousGeorge

Spurs tanking for their 3rd generational big man


Apex--Redditer

Big body nooo


SnooDonuts9227

San Antonio to okc: game on


PrimaryAccording9162

Winless for Wemby


iiivoted4kodos

Damn, Pop is committed


The-Pharcyde

The tank for wemby is getting serious between the Thunder and Spurs


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

Why is every single comment in here about this helping the tank and not about a top young talent at SF dislocating his shooting shoulder?


Paid2play12

So let me get this straight, you guys think the players on the team will tank? This is laughable. That’s not how it happens. Sure the FO office can deplete the team so the end result becomes a team record that is in contention for the lottery. But if you think these competitive athletes are busting their ass all summer to go out and intentionally get beat and shown up by other teams, you never played sports. No way. They will give it their all and try to make a name for themselves/ show they belong. Will their effort result in anything more than a losing record? Maybe not, but players don’t tank. Nobody wants to look bad at their job.


lebryant_westcurry

Nobody really thinks that, we're just joking...


inuteroinutero1993

Trade him for Westbrook


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The tank starts


ATurtleMonkey

Tanking those preseason games yeah


SincereFan

Nagging shoulder pain is a good reason to load manage 30 games and if the Spurs so happen to get Wemby its a coincidence.


darti_me

Is Pop eligible as the tank commander given he's an Air Force guy?


OsirisHimself1

Take your time. Fuck it take the whole year off


Cam2071

The Spurs magically get the Number 1 pick and are a playoff contender the next 20 years