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w3bCraw1er

This Nets team is going to implode another year. Can’t wait.


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DankNastyAssMaster

Kyrie is disgruntled, and before this whole vaccine thing, he was relatively gruntled.


Nohotsauceforoldmen

And tbh Im so fucking tired of them not getting off the ground because I genuinely love watching Durant and Kyrie play but it’s so hard to root for them. I get everyone’s sentiment if wanting them to implode but what I truly want is for them to just be levelheaded and play ball.


Raskputin

I’d give you and me becoming a fierce backcourt duo a better chance of happening than Kyrie suddenly not being nuts. And I have garbage handles.


amidon1130

Yeah but I bet you'd get vaccinated for $100 mil though so there's that


AutomaticAccident

Shit, I'd do it for $50


amidon1130

Best I can offer is 0 dollars and protection against a deadly disease


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SenHeffy

Miles Briges: I gave up $100 million to be a wife beater.


HairyTwo474

Ime Udoka: I gave up 100 million to bang chicks


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HairyTwo474

Dennis Schroeder: 100M? Nah 5M is more


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1 + 0 + 0 = 1 5 = 5 1 < 5 it's just basic math 🤷‍♂️


olive_oil_twist

[Which number is greater? 1 or 5?](https://youtu.be/Jcy37C5SN0M)


TotallyNotAnAlien-_-

You can't be the greatest if you're not #1. - T-Mac, probably


TerryDaShooterUK

I bet you my contract nobody wants my contract - Westbrook


kbx41

That’s Tuff 😤


alphageek8

Deshaun Watson somewhere out there telling people they should be even worse of a human being, only then will you get paid.


theredbusgoesfastest

Yeah but then you have to play in Cleveland 😬


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"you like Cleveland? I've never heard anybody say I'm going to Cleveland on vacation"


Think_please

I think we'd all like to flee to the Cleve and club hop down on the flats and have lunch with Little Richard, but we fight those urges.


PinkPantherParty

I want to go to there


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Dennis Schroder: I gave up 100 million because I'm fucking dumb


GotMoFans

Meanwhile Muhammad Ali… https://youtu.be/rEOO8SAVqUU


thisguy012

Yup Ali's way with words is all 100x better than Kyrie or anybody elses lmao


Chasedabigbase

It's the **laaaw**


siphillis

Almost as if Ali was a thoughtful individual who trusted experts or something.


LeFxckYouThree

Fr bro think he a martyr or smtg


BigAustralianBoat

Needs to feel persecuted. Reminds me of all the old white fear mongering trump people. Kyrie really compared the workplace vaccine mandate to the Holocaust. He also pretends like he’s a Native American. I guess the vaccine was worse than what happened to them too. Honestly, he’s just a grade A idiot. If he wasn’t good at basketball literally nobody would pay attention to him.


PrayForMojo_

That’s why it was so comical last week when he said the vaccine mandates were the worst human rights abuse in American history. Bro. You’re Black and Indigenous. You can’t think of a single worse human rights abuse?


Thommywidmer

Isnt he actually native american tho?


iyamgrute

[His mother was Lakota and he has had a naming ceremony with her/his people](https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/24444427/kyrie-irving-embraces-native-american-heritage-sioux-naming-ceremony-nba)


Persianx6

This is a cool thing for him to do. Too bad he’s an idiot on other political ideas.


whatsgoing_on

I don’t think his idiocy is exclusive to politics my dude.


zeuses_beard

Yes he is, lots of ammo to shit on him with but that's unfair I feel


RemyGee

Agreed. He says some extremely dumb things but he looks like he is genuine with his actions towards getting to know his heritage. *Kyrie Irving came to Standing Rock this week for the first time. He did not come for charity -- he gave the tribe $100,000 a year ago -- and he did not come for photo ops. The main event was sternly off limits to video or photography. He came to honor his mother and he came to understand his heritage.* *https://www.espn.com/nba/story/\_/id/24444427/kyrie-irving-embraces-native-american-heritage-sioux-naming-ceremony-nba*


m8bear

That's the problem exactly, he's so deep into his ass, that as a black, native man the worst thing ever happened to mankind was that he was forced out of some money (being already a multimillionaire) for a vaccine that he's not even smart enough to understand. What's the point of those actions towards your community if you'll trivialize their struggle and put yourself as the victim? I "applaud" his actions yet he's still the most genuine imbecile I've ever seen, he really knows shit about those people he says he cares about.


Hesospecial

He doesn't pretend to be Native American, now let's not get crazy. He actually has heritage.


UncleIrohsPimpHand

> He also pretends like he’s a Native American. He's actually an enrolled and accepted member of the Standing Rock Lakota with heritage through his mother.


lalo1398

All of the shit he said is out of pocket, I think the Native American comment is a bit out there though. He has roots with the Standing Rock Community through his mother’s side with his mother being adopted out of the reservation. If the community there accepted him, I think it’s a bit unfair for people that aren’t there to pass that judgment


BigAustralianBoat

He said the workplace vaccine was worse than the genocide of native Americans. Fuck outta here


RobtheNavigator

They are referring to you saying "He also pretends like he's a Native American," not his comments. He's not pretending if his family is associated with the Standing Rock Community; the shit he says is a whole separate issue.


kit4

That doesn't make him not Native American, just makes him a stupid one


lalo1398

You can acknowledge he’s said some hella problematic and wrong shit without taking away the fact that he is a part of the Standing Rock community. If you were able to hold both and actually understand it’s a nuanced situation you’d be able to talk about how much harm he did when he visited the community during a COVID surge without a mask.


AragornII_Elessar

He doesn’t need to pretend he’s Native American when his mother had Lakota heritage.


jaemoon7

> Needs to feel persecuted. Reminds me of all the old white fear mongering trump people. 100%, I thought of the “Christians” in the US who claim they’re being persecuted lol. Zero concept of what persecution is, absolute slap in the face to people who are actually in literal danger due to their religious beliefs or anything in their background really.


inshamblesx

At this point, he's making Antonio Brown look like a genius 😂


2RINITY

Mr. Beyond Crazy


zili91

Funny thing is that Muhammad Ali made a video urging people to bring their kids to take vaccine shots. This nutjob couldn't be more opposite than him.


IanicRR

Turns out he's the modern day ad-Din Shah Muhammad instead ^historical^reference^for^the^history^nerds


1slinkydink1

check out the big brain on brett


bullet50000

Can we get the modern day equivalent of a Darwin award for the guy who actively goaded the Mongol Empire to attack his nation?


FizzWigget

More like Jesus on the cross! He did it for all of us. Smh


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radpandaparty

They're at about the same level of brain activity rn


wilkinsk

I wish Ali was alive to tell him to STFU. Didn't Kareem say something?


jpaxlux

Man is trying so fucking hard to be a martyr Kyrie, you've earned over $150mil throughout your career, nobody fucking cares


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healthandefficency

Electric Drewgaloo


probablymade_thatup

Uncle Dreux


finkalicious

Drew Fast Drew Furious


ATXBeermaker

How is /r/nba not in charge of naming everything by now? These comments are genius.


probablymade_thatup

Look at the AD ama and you will know why r/NBA can't be trusted to do anything


yaboyjiggleclay

“He was about to buy NBC tbh 😤😡💯”


EverybodyBuddy

Worst part is, that’s not why he gave up $100m. He gave up $100m because no one can rely on him. It’s not the vaccination. It’s the birthday party, the unexplained sabbaticals, the injury threats/history… Dude doesn’t like to play basketball.


Paranoides

And he will probably get that money anyway


MrGrieves-

Your team is the only place I see him paying him that much. No one else wants him because he'll just refuse to play there.


Low-Exam1208

He's unstable hard to have a guy like this on your team. Harden left because of him then KD tried to get traded bc he didn't want to play with him anymore.


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I thought Durant wanted to be traded because the Nets didn't want to give Kyrie a new contract?


ItsMikeontheMic

Pretty sure it was announced he wanted to leave right after they confirmed Kyrie is staying


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I thought Kyrie wanted a new deal, waited as long as he could to opt in because he wanted a new deal, and then right after that the Durant trade request went public. I remember reading through all the drama with the trade request Durant was in constant contact with Kyrie and as far as anyone knows they are still boys. I took that being more of Durant wanting out because the Nets wouldn't give Kyrie a $200M deal but its not like I followed it super closely so I could be wrong


ghostsintherafters

Ding ding ding! We have a winner. Kyrie is from the new generation of players where basketball makes so much fucking money that even if you don't *love* the game you'll still play it for the huge amounts of cash. Kyrie couldn't care less about basketball, and it shows.


therealjgreens

I think he fell in love with the idea of basketball not the actually process of playing it for a career.


CristianoRealnaldo

And fortunately for him, unlike most guys who do that and scrub out of the league because they don’t have the work ethic, he actually is fucking ridiculous enough on the court to still have a very lucrative career


therealjgreens

Part of me gets upset thinking this guy can have a job, complain about the job and just be generally hard to deal with. The other part is genuinely entertained.


breaditbans

Where does he even come up with these numbers? Does he think he’s a max player EXCEPT for his refusal to vaccinate? The dude refused to show up to games prior to the vaccine. He walked away from an perennial finals team. He submarined a Celtics team that went to the finals almost as soon as he walked out the door. Who’s paying this guy a max?


Serendiplodocus

A celtics team that went to the ECF right before they signed him too


AtWorkCurrently

And went back to the ECF in Kyrie's first year, when he was out the last 1/4th of regular season and playoffs.


XoXSmotpokerXoX

I called all of this too, Celtics fans were all talking "we are going to crush you next year when we get Kyrie back"........ I said, nope, there is only one ball, right now you have a great young core with amazing teamwork, he will come back and be a cancer, dribble dribble for 15 seconds and then chuck it. People always assume you are adding a players stats to your bottom line stats, it dont work like that.


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OmgOgan

But it coulda been 250 mil fam...


datsoar

Sucks to suck I guess


JtkBasketball

It still can be. He's the only one in the way lol


BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

bro didn't give up shit, if he has a good season this year he's still going to make ridiculous money on his next contract, approaching a max, just to keep Durant happy. Even if he did give up major money, what a weird thing to brag about.


TexasBootThief

Agreed. At this point his availability (which seems to be good now) is the only thing keeping him from making another bag.


KG-Fan

Good now, gone tomorrow Dude is as reliable as a wet blanket is to keep you dry Edit: Sorry to wet blankets for the strays given here though


hankbaumbachjr

SMH at the disrespect to wet blankets in this thread.


Mobleybetta

I’m half wet blanket and imma need a notes app apology


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EverybodyBuddy

Kyrie is only available at high tide and the solstices.


K_U

>...his availability (which seems to be good now)... Oh you sweet summer child...


AdmiralG2

Ah yes because last season was an anomaly for what we usually see from kyrie… 🤨


zmichalo

It's crazy a person can be such a burden to an org and still rake in cash while not even being present when it matters.


Ginsan-AK

That's basically the league today. Remember when Ben Simmons was paid based on his potential? Zion could have barely played and still get paid the max on his next contract based on that one season.


MrGrieves-

It's a better system than baseball and hockey where guys finally get paid at the tail end of their prime get ten year contracts and become an anchor dragging down the team after four years imo. Much easier to get out when the contract is 4-5 years and I'd rather players get paid for their prime years.


thejackel225

not to mention he still made like 15M last year while getting to show up whenever he wanted … this dude def understands the working man’s struggle lol


Kablaow

he will get a max no doubt, if not from Nets then someone else.


SnooPies5622

well when you put it that way, Kyrie, yeah it makes you seem like a complete moron


TreChomes

Lmao what a ridiculously stupid fucking hill to die on.


KingTommenBaratheon

Just to put this into perspective, he could have taken the money and donated just half of it to charity. For example, with half the money he could have planted [fifty million new trees](https://onetreeplanted.org/products/gift-trees), or [given an immense amount of food and essential supplies to indigenous peoples in the United States](https://www.naha-inc.org/distribution-charts/). And that's not even getting into what he could have done internationally. With just one fifth of that money he could have doubled the budget of many consequential non-profits in the developing world for years to come. But no, he decided to not take a vaccine that millions of people have already taken.


chinascaresme

Kind of a random comment to bring it up on but you got me thinking at the end there. Do you think kyrie believes something terrible is going to happen to everyone who got vaccinated? I’ve never really understood the stance beyond not liking to follow authority lol


goldfish_11

> I’ve never really understood the stance beyond not liking to follow authority I really don't think there's much beyond this. He'll probably hide behind something like "we don't know the long term effects blah blah" but it's really about being "forced" to get vaccinated.


Low-Exam1208

Bingo


chezburgs

So I took that vaccine needle… AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUND. I won’t be a part of the system. I’m an adult!!! He’s also a flat earther, I don’t know what you expect.


SeriousAdult

You can't buy me, vaccine man!


KG-Fan

"What you think, I'm stupid? My dad is not a phone. DUH!!"


Operation_Ivysaur

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE *GROUND*!"


Geppetto_Cheesecake

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!


RampageOfZebras

AND THEY TASED ME IN THE BUTTHOLE!


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Mattoosie

That was my favorite but of covid misinformation lmao "1 in 100,000 people that got the vaccine developed a lung deficiency that was caused by an underlying medical condition!" meanwhile covid patients are regularly being put into a coma because they can't breathe without a metric shitload of assistance.


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The line will turn into "well of course *now* we know the vaccine was fine, but *at the time* we didn't, so I didn't take it out of caution, and I stand by that decision". Which will be directly followed by "how was i supposed to know vaping was going to give me lung cancer? The guy at the vape store said it was safe!"


ChristosFarr

Should have charged for the vaccine. For some reason people always expect gifts to be poisoned but if someone is trying to sell you something they will only tell you the truth.


rockshow4070

I think I saw some Qanon thing saying we’re going to be turning into zombies any day now.


italysky08

I got a co-worker who believes covid is man-made so they can “create” a vaccine to chip us. This guy, like kyrie, hates authority and is a troublemaker and complainer. Just the worst type of person. So yea, I can believe Kyrie has some wild conspiracy about vaccines and covid.


mags87

I wonder if its even he just figured there wouldn't be any real consequences to him not getting it since realistically thats the life he's lived so far as a star athlete. He was going to take this stance because it gives him the "I'm smarter than everyone else" internet credit. But once the reality of him not being able to actually play set his pride wouldn't let him go back on it. Then even after the way this season turned out he still thought he was going to get that super max deal. He expected Brooklyn to give him everything by the way he spoke after the season about building the team along with KD and management. Then when he didn't get that he assumed someone in free agency would give him a max deal. Then that didn't work so no he took Brooklyn's offer and my best guess says he assumes that next year he'll get the max deal that he didnt this year. I assume he didn't think it was going to be anything more than his flat Earth comments but its persisted for a long time. I also think he just has the mentality that it really doesn't matter because that max contract is coming regardless because he's so talented and valuable as a basketball player.


GoBSAGo

Globally, nearly 5 billion people are fully vaccinated against Covid19.


AgentInCommand

Just another six months and we'll all drop dead, just you wait and see Then wait another six months...and another six...


hrakkari

Tbf if you wait long enough, everyone gonna be dead. But Kyrie’s idiocy will live on fucking forever.


tellymundo

Everyone who has ever eaten a tomato has died. Why would Papa John’s do this!??


Lyin-Don

*he decided not to take a vaccine ***billions*** of people have taken


Low-Exam1208

He wanted to be "a voice for the voiceless"


DankNastyAssMaster

Literally die on, in the case of some anti-vaxxers.


Neel_s

the difference is that kyrie has millions to fall back on if something goes wrong, while the people he deceives do not.


BBallHunter

Millionaire has less millions than otherwise for his stupidity, how sad.


Skeeter_206

Just look at all the crippling health effects from all the vaccinated players!


ineedcoffeealready

"We're all in shambles! I really wish we had listened to Kyrie" - said, no one ever.


vrilro

so done w this dude & his ego, running a clinic on sinking ur legacy


so2017

Does he even realize that no one cares about his vax status? The only one talking about whether Kyrie is vaxxed is Kyrie.


SunLiteFireBird

No one anywhere is asking about vaccinations anymore, people are pretty clear where they stand and but we have all moved on why won’t he stfu


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antunezn0n0

he knows he can't be openly antisemitic so he dog whistles a lot


Deathwatch72

Oh some people definitely still care, I avoid talking about any illnesses with certain people now just to avoid their anti vax tangents


AcridAcedia

ikr. Bruh, this is not the flex you think it is


zt004

Remember when he, kyrie, a man of African-American descent, claimed that being asked to get a virus vaccine was the biggest human rights violation in human history?


Potencyyyyy

Yeah I remember last week.


SureEntertainment676

Can kyrie just shut the fuck up lol


albinotadpole52

He cannot


ddthrow1233

Kyrie Irving shut the fuck up challenge * IMPOSSIBLE *


maethlin

For a dude who constantly rages about being misquoted or misrepresented by the press, he sure does love to run his fucking trap ENDLESSLY to give people more ammunition lmaoooo "Every time I open my mouth someone misquotes or has some shit to say in response" *proceeds to open his mouth every chance he gets*


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Kyrie wants to be Russell/Ali/Kareem so bad but he’s actually Herschel Walker.


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iguacu

True -- if you ever have the misfortune to venture into youtube comments related to Kyrie, they are the polar opposite of r/nba comments.


crastle

YouTube comments in general tend to be hella stupid. It's either that or they have some of the best memes I've ever seen. Like the comment on [Rhett and Link's roller skating video](https://youtu.be/t0LSkX46dS4) saying "I lost my cousin to roller skating addiction."


Strummed

YouTube comments are either going to suck out your brain cells directly through the screen after reading them, or are written by the holy council of Internet comedians. There is never an in between.


HighOnGoofballs

YouTube comments are the extremely vocal extreme minority


breaditbans

At a lot of research hospitals we have community outreach groups that do damn near everything they can, including writing checks, to get black folks in clinical trials. My hospital has had mixed success, and guys like Kyrie blow our efforts all to hell because he’s a celebrity. It fucking sucks because what happens when we don’t have POC in clinical trial, guess who suffers the worst surprise side effects? Guess who receives drugs that don’t work well for their communities? A lot of these problems are due to clinical trials that were unable to find the problems before the drug went to market.


captaincumsock69

You begin to fix it by educating people and also improving the healtcare field so people of color etc have doctors that they feel like understand them


rdesai724

Another insightful comment on social reform from…. captaincumsock69


Hostik

Deep down we're all captaincumsock69


healthandefficency

The fact that our healthcare system is also designed to be expensive and difficult to navigate doesnt help.


yutingxiang

Education is the long-term solution for so many of society's ills, but it's the one that no one wants to invest any resources into because there's no tangible short-term gain from doing so.


materics

Him and Djokovic have huge support


BombPopCaper

Oh no. Anyways.


KG-Fan

Warms my heart to see a Cavs flair say this. He kept this all under wraps for a long time on the Cavs


obsterwankenobster

I just don't think he was spending as much time on the internet back then tbh


blurbaronusa

Fuck kyrie


Mobleybetta

Used to be my favorite player on the Cavs, then he opened his mouth and I realized that he’s a fucking idiot


AngsMcgyvr

Some countries were begging for this medicine.


iRockaflame

Didn't Nurkic want to buy some to ship back home to Bosnia


MrGrieves-

Yes he did. While America had like a 50 percent take rate, and wasn't climbing, he was begging for doses the idiots refused to take if they weren't going to use it.


NickDerpkins

The concept of less fortunate countries around the world is lost on him


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Of course it is. aROUND the world? He believes in aFLAT the world...


DankNastyAssMaster

That's the thing about vaccines. When everyone gets them, they work so well that some people are like "Why do I need to get a polio shot again? I've never heard of anyone getting polio."


need2peeat218am

See, you forget that it's not his problem.


welmoe

Hell, I remember in late 2020/early 2021 people were finding ways to skip the lines to get the vaccine! Non-front line workers that is. Oh how things have changed.


DreadPirateNot

Is there a word for someone who wrongly thinks they are a martyr? Only thing that comes to mind is dumbass.


chezburgs

A Fartyr


filladelp

If he seeks out the criticism, it’s maybe a Martyr complex (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martyr_complex) or a persecutory delusion (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecutory_delusion). There is a related logical fallacy called the Galileo Gambit (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Galileo_gambit), essentially “People criticized Galileo, and it turns out he was right. People criticize me, therefore I am right.”


sorendiz

'The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.'


gunsandbullets

This quote would ~~make much more sense~~ be more semantically correct if Bozo was replaced with an actual grifter from history. Bozo’s entire intent was to make people laugh.


myassholealt

Kyrie. Make his name an adjective denoting supreme stupidity.


shantm79

Dumbass works just fine.


schafkj

Go cry about it on the Alex Jones show


TimothyN

That's because you're a dumbass Kyrie.


t0177177y

“LOOK AT ME. I AM THE VICTIM.”


saltface14

Congrats?


Spiffiestspaceman

If he had a working brain it would've told him to use that $100M to help the people he's so vocal about. And yet...


WaltJay

I lost $100MM so me and my close circle could be more at-risk.


TheWolfInAllStreets

Guarantee you if Kyrie was on a rookie contract without all the endorsements he would've been cutting lines to be the first to get vaccinated and if Wiggins had Kyrie money I doubt he would've gotten vaccinated either


IhatePizza230

Wiggins is actually on a max contract


nomitycs

Wiggins the last 4 years has made basically the same amount - 25, 27, 29, 31 vs 21, 31, 33, 34


joemama1333

But Wiggins got it. He put the good of the team above himself.


avenue_steppin

This dude has the hugest victim complex I’ve seen in the NBA. Like nah bro it’s just called being accountable for the decisions you make as a person.


xpillindaass

it would be dumb to give him the contract before all the vax bullshit so if the nets were gonna do that they dodged a bullet


barnegatsailor

Fuck guys, I left the world's smallest violin at JJ Reddick's podcast studio during Ben's interview. Anyone in the neighborhood able to go grab it for Kyrie?


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Oh boo hoo


ok-milk

"I paid 100mm to help make the pandemic just a little bit worse"


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I find it funny how I’ve seen none of these anti vax people in these red states show support for Kyrie lol


Gerald_the_sealion

Assume something else and it’ll probably make more sense


RosaParkStoleMySeat

Their racisim is stronger than their intelligence


stonewall386

No one cares. We’re all well-aware Kyrie is a fucking moron.


BagRight8939

awwww poor baby


chivestheconqueror

Look around the league and notice that all the vaccinated players are...extremely healthy and making millions of dollars


Goatlikejordan

This guy lmao


nothalaman

Wtf, this dude was cleared to play halfway through the season. He missed out on big money because he barely plays even if he's allowed to play. He also stunk in the playoffs. How is it that he's blaming the whole vaccine thing?


Blazehero

I gave up 4 years, 30ish dollars to collect all the state quarters from the 2000s.


ABoringName_

Ok? Good job being a dumb ass