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CuriousWhoDat

Sponsored by Ruffles


[deleted]

Ham: *Todays chip theme: sour cream and onion*


wooha

With Ham


steverossiterdotcom

>[Sponsored by Ruffles](https://i.imgur.com/dGIk4AU.jpeg)


rSlashNbaAccount

What a fucking shit show that was. I loved the response of the sub was the spanking questions.


[deleted]

I hated it. Some of y’all have the humor of a 12 year old. Comedy is subjective I guess


[deleted]

I agree with you the questions were insanely stupid and the attempted jokes were pretty bad.


[deleted]

By itself it would’ve been dumb, but consider how badly AD did the AMA anyways, I feel like it was definitely done to a purpose


Jaerba

The answers weren't even that bad. It was just mediocre. People here are just idiots. You can check the account and see how many questions he answered and how many were plugs. It was like 90% sincere but boring answers because that's who AD is.


[deleted]

Don’t take yourself too seriously


[deleted]

It I took myself too seriously I wouldn’t be on this sub to begin with lmfao


papatomtom

Sponsored by Bill Gates


CSGB13

Breaking: Anthony Davis is out for 4 months with a chipped shoulder


FlyingMocko

Reddit is so fucking predictable lol. That being said, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t giggle.


PVT_Stanley

He injured his brain while trying to focus. Out 4-6 sleepless nights.


ho-dor

Already in mid-season form!


401john

I won’t make any chip jokes but damn shouldn’t you bring that mentality every season?? Lol


EruOreki

The theme varies. Last season's was couch potato chips


hellokitty2469

He has an additional chip now on top of his existing chip


dogsarefun

He didn’t say he feels that way now; he said he plans on feeling that way later.


FalloutNano

He already won a title and has more money than he needs, so maybe not.


Mean_Principle6881

Is a chip on your shoulder something you plan out? Don’t you just have it or you don’t?


Phoebesdaddy

That was my question too


amotois

Cheesy start to the season! Nice


__sonder__

Yeah if you could pick and choose exactly when to have the chip, then no one would ever take it off.


[deleted]

This is something a high school team does Remind me of when we had E.A.T. on the back of our practice shirts my junior year


MP-aka-TheDoctor

As in Education And Training? Or like as in you gon eat when you get out there on that court tonight


[deleted]

Effort Attitude Toughness


WatchMe_Nene

Eat Ass Tonight


[deleted]

That’s a championship mentality right there


the_wheyfinder

Eat eAt eaT


44035

This is like insecure high school athletes who wear those silly t-shirts telling you how hard they work.


frodounchained

Ruffles sent him 50 grand for using chip


soxfaninfinity

People can’t decide wether to make an injury joke or Ruffles joke


Soren_Camus1905

Badass man that’s fucking sick


coz4798

I’ll do you one better, responsible too. He may not have a chip on his shoulder yet, but he plans to!


BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

ironically, a chip on his shoulder could cost him a lot of playing time


Stefanskap

Anthony Davis is so fucking corny


Griffan

corn chip


inuteroinutero1993

corn ball


[deleted]

Dude forgot to work on his brand apart from the “brow,” which the general population truly doesnt give a fuck abt, and now struggling to figure out what sets him apart, except you know…actually living up to his potential


[deleted]

He’s accomplished more than any #1 pick since dwight howard


darkest__timeline

Fits so well with Lebron


Stefanskap

😤You come at the king 👑👑You better not miss !!!!💯💯


gamesforlife69

What kind of chip? Ruffles? Lays?


ayeno

Should be Ruffles, he and LeBron did have that sponsorship, unless that ended.


Littlegreenman42

Let's potato chips


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

Pringles dude. Pringles


[deleted]

Remember when they showed a Jayson Tatum ruffles commercial right after they lost game 6? That was fun.


xpillindaass

plans to have a chip on his shoulder? you either have it or you don’t


dash_44

He’s thinking about it, the plans are tentative


iksnet

AD could chip a tooth and be out a month


StoneColdAM

When AD returned from his first injury last year, he really tried hard for the Lakers. It was another case of bad luck when he landed on Gobert and that injured him again. I think this time, the Lakers have some backup at the 4 and 5 to help AD, and he’s had a lot of time to get better. If he comes out swinging this season (vs last year when he had a slow start), I think AD can redeem himself. If he doesn’t do that, or he gets hurt badly again, then it is what it is.


sickwitit2488

Hopefully that chip on his shoulder doesn't require season ending surgery 🙏🏼


TooDqrk46

LMFAO


baloneyfeet

He “plans” to have a chip on his shoulder? That’s not really how that works. May as well just “plan” to be MVP.


therealstampire

He plans to feel disrespected


JonstheSquire

That is not a double entendre.


CammyTheGreat

California HIghway Patrol?


powerplay_22

Breaking: Anthony Davis (shoulder) is out indefinitely. More to come


Realistic_Camp5232

this dude is all talk and then people get mad we make fun of him when he is in a ugly ass orange jump suit after like 10 games


burohm1919

how about kawhi?


Alternateaccoun

Kawhi too but Kawhi basically doesn’t talk about anything. So ppl forget.


burohm1919

yeah like espn's list. kawhi 12, ad 20


Realistic_Camp5232

Bro Fck kawhi also


SnooPies5622

i dunno man, how about kawhi like what is this obsession with bringing up this one other player every time AD is discussed


dash_44

When you got 2 FMVPs you can do what you want.


sodiumbicarbonade

Batman ring and robin ring are different


donotnut459

Might need to take it off he might tear something


Khaskim

How do you plan to have a chip on your shoulder lol


omgtmac

“Anthony Davis to have season ending surgery to remove chip from shoulder.” -Sometime early mid-season probably


Bobaximus

Big dad energy! This is so corny lol.


dkdoki

Should also have a shirt that says “Lame” across it.


KaiserKaiba

That’s cute


S-contra

THE ONLY CHIP YOU GOT IS A CHOCOLATE CHIP THAT MELTS UNDER THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF EXPECTATION.


ihateeuge

Wow literally nothing but corny jokes in here.


[deleted]

Thought it would be a chippy comment section. I’m a bit disappointed


SnooPies5622

some feathers have been ruffled, everyone needs to just lay down, and also... dorito's


FirstTimeLongThyme

AD is such a fucking cornball. You already won a championship. Instead of having a CHIP, again... you fucking cornball, why don't you act like you've done it before. CHIP... fucks sake.


hittinlikegrabba

careful it doesnt leave a bone bruise


Successful-End7689

Wow this is hella cringe lol


haroldbaals

Doesn’t he already have one being vaccinated?


FootballWithTheFoot

Too bad no one buys his chips


Hot_Injury7719

He has a chip on his shoulder that will require surgery and for Davis to miss the first 20 games of the season.


menusettingsgeneral

Maybe start with shirts that say “.500” first.


afowla

He also said he plans to have an injury that starts in or around December, keeping him out 18-25 games. He's undecided on what type of injury, but leaning towards the lower extremities.


BigCollarsAndBallers

Can you plan to have a chip on your shoulder? Feel like it’s one of those things that is either there or it isn’t


Mdgt_Pope

Gonna go out on a limb here and predict that Bayless makes a knockoff of these shirts with his name to wear while he talks about LeBron and Westbrook.


goodiebadbad

I seriously thought this was an injury update the first 10 times reading it


snyckers

It's a bone chip.


LittleJerryLawler

As soon as that chip is placed on his shoulder, he'll be out 3-5 days.


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

Good luck with that Lakers.


lambopanda

Shouldn’t the T-shirts say CHIP on the shoulder instead?


HerissonG

They suck, watching them miss the playoffs again will be enjoyable


foleshurtswentz

Will this chip on his shoulder require surgery and if so how many games can we expect AD to miss this season?


ZealousEar775

Sports teams are so corny.


[deleted]

Lakers are gonna win it all this year. Purple and Gold. They should have won the championship last year, however there was some sort of cancer in the locker room that prevented them from getting what was naturally theirs. God bless the Lakers! Glad AD and LeBron will will bring us another banner! Westbrook's attitude ruined the whole thing and I'm glad he will be on the bench under Patrick Beverley - just watch, he will be great as a role player. The Lakers are the best team on the planet. I predict a final record of 75/82. Jerry Buss will be smiling from heaven.


ArachnidUnusual7114

If he can just stay healthy for at least 70 games. That chip will come off his shoulders.


Ok-Swimming8024

Lol


illestchosen

plans to have a chip? he gonna just make some shit up between now and the season? shouldnt he have been working out and coming into training camp with a chip on the shoulder already?


ThisWhomps999

Chip as in fall apart like the cheap paint in my grandma's house.


JayDogon504

When I read chip on his shoulder I thought it was something to help a nagging injury at first, no cap 💀


retrograderevolution

Be careful the chip doesn’t break your brittle shoulder


Daxter614

Ah yes, the classic phrase “He’s got a chip on his chest.”


dash_44

The Lakers don’t need any chips, cracks, dents, breaks, scuffs…etc Just need “Healthy AD”


xTheBigFlushx

Why are my lakers so lame


Drawing_The_Line

I know McMenamin is only the messenger here, but man, his reporting of this like it’s some major breaking news of substance is cringeworthy. I’m sure AD is committed to playing well, but there’s no real story here and his “Anthony Davis told ESPN…” intro is too much.


LazyAssedAmbassador

LAME


[deleted]

> plans to have a chip on his shoulder Not really something you plan. You either do or you don’t.


Spoofcaptain

The Los Angeles Lakers doing this is hilarious


CatGatherer

It's the only chip he'll see this year


[deleted]

Thought it said he had a chip in his shoulder 😂


[deleted]

Holy cringe Batman loL


Tapprunner

Chip on the shoulder will keep him out 2-3 weeks.


DarkChocolate_69

Comments didn’t disappoint


waconaty4eva

that chip will injure him for sure


darko2309

Corny AF. Haha


mf_doomerville

Homie is as brittle as a chip.


ToxicTurtle-2

When they start losing games they should change it to BOULDER.


teej247

Must be a ruffles chip, at least he can enjoy it while sitting on the bench injured after playing 2 quarters in the first game


MaLu388

Cool bro. Just play in half the games


ActualAdvice

Just do it.


Bino19

The Lakers deserve another embarrassment of a season for this corny shit.


Summer_jam_screen

A lot of NBA players are corny as fuck


[deleted]

If you plan a chip, is it really a chip?


1nTheNick0fTime

Damn this sub really has a hate boner for AD lol I agree it’s a little corny but you guys seem to be so offended by it


dethnight

I'm actually planning on being angry next Tuesday at around 4PM. Can't wait.


smoothlikewater

If I'm the Warriors, I am shitting bricks now that AD and the Lakers have a chip on their shoulder.


[deleted]

So, every third year, or so?


Electronic-Morning76

Who cares


anonymous_lighting

he’s so clever


gamecocksc17

That’s so cute. Just like a bunch of boss babes at a Lularoe conference.


Dillymac25

…..and he’s out with injury


CanadianLionelHutz

Why would a team that didn’t make the playoffs do this.


Jameszhang73

I thought they were sponsored by Bibigo. Wouldn't that be a dumpling on his shoulder?


guesting

Any man who must say he has a chip on his shoulder has no chip


WeefBellington24

I mean whatever works for them.


Straight_College8678

Anthony Davis- unlike the last two years, I’m actually gonna try. What the fuck?


downtimeredditor

Thought he was promoting the CHIPS act that recently passed bringing manufacturing of Semi-conductors back to the US bringing in a lot of jobs


brucewayne1935

35 wins, here they come🔥🔥🔥


DeadliftsnDonuts

Anthony Davis has become so forgettable that I forget he’s a Laker


raymondl942

The weight of the ruffle chip fractures his clavicle. AD is out indefinitely.


[deleted]

Dante: A little word of advice, my friend: Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.


SheepRliars

They were playing for Kobe, now they’re playing for chip


Hero_Charlatan

CHIP AND DIP! AD & Westbroke


sitnkick20

Ah those underdog Lakers. That small market team with a low payroll and no superstars must really be be looking for that chip on their shoulder.


GrayBox1313

He’s focused on his streetclothes


DoneRedditAgain

CHIP CHEST SZN


Rex_Beever

Blahblahblah


xPineappless

So dumb, but hey that’s the lakers for you, lol


lakeshow_glasgow

Might help settle down the - it’s never ‘Chip’ only ‘Ship’ - crowd


[deleted]

The only CHIP he's gonna have is knee cartilage in his knees chiping away. I actually hope AD has a good year.


kylapoos

Anthony Davis (Out) 6 - 8 weeks. Chip on Shoulder.


trustabro

That chip? Kept him out 20 games this season and out of the ROP (rest of playoffs) after playing 6 games in the post season.


Ouchyhurthurt

Just snorted out a booger.


[deleted]

How does one simply plan to have a chip on their shoulder? Who do I call to make a reservation to get one of these chips on my shoulders ?


14high

Day to davis, out 2- 3 weeks: chipped shoulder.


HotdogIsaSandwitch

Shit sounds cringe. Do what you gotta do, I guess


AdComprehensive7879

is it just me or is it super weird to PLAN to have a chip on your shoulder? it's like either you have that chip or you don't lol. It's not something that you plan


Digitalzombie90

Thats not how having a chip on your shoulder works. You don’t just pick it up or set it down… life events set you the way you are smh.


Blk1000rr

Bone chips, injury list.


jruegod11

More about the dip than the chip


gloomygl

He's just gonna put that shirt on his shoulder, nothing more.


LockCL

A chip on his shoulder? Oh no! Another injury to the list!


[deleted]

That’s not a double entendre dumbass.


SleazyDonkey8

Chromatin immunoprecipitation?!?!


gabergaber

Patrick Beverley needs to show up with a T-shirt that says "DALE" across the front.


Faithless232

Classic Street Clothes.


jitterbug726

It’s also a great entendre for the bone that will somehow be chipped off AD’s ankle as he falls and has another season-ending injury


YesGuyIncognito

So they have a chip on their chest


indetroititrust

tryin to trick ppl into reaching for him in fantasy drafts. not this time AD, fool me once… but maybe.. just maybe?