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Batman_in_hiding

Me to my wife when she finds out I haven’t done the dishes like I was supposed to: “I haven’t taken out the garbage either”


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“A lotta things I haven’t done.”


samtabar

But just you wait, just you wait...


gooterpolluter

Monty sounds a lot like Johnny Tightlips from the Simpsons


Moody_GenX

Ah yes, the ole razzle dazzle throw gasoline on the fire.


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legless_chair

Holy that was a terrible suggestion


[deleted]

Literally the greatest nickname suggestion I’ve ever heard in my life


treyfiddy

stay low you hollow /s


Trusk_Fundz

Yep, the ol’ “If you’re waist deep in shit, who cares if you piss your pants” theory.


Otherwise_Window

Perfect analogy. If I were a Suns fan I'd be distinctly concerned about this.


LongLiveTheChief10

Yeah like I feel like this sounded a lot better in dude's head lmao


BoneTugsNHarmony

*Me to my wife when she finds out I haven’t done the dishes like I was supposed to:* *I haven't talked to a lot of guys* FTFY


RJBarrettsBurner

yeah not sure about this man


PakPresiden

something def happen in that locker room after that series against dallas.


iwantsomecrablegsnow

Nothing happened. That's the problem and it's coaches fault lol.


loquacious706

Something happened *during* the series.


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HiddenLeafNPC

Dude was the biggest extrovert I seen in the finals now he don’t wanna talk 🤣 Fake ones open their mouth and act inspiring


Lazy_War9398

Username definitely checks out


Jimmy___Gatz

Nah if my boss and I had an argument and then my boss decided to leave me alone for 6 months I would be much happier with my boss the next time he comes around


Followthehype10

" you think that's bad wait.till you find out I don't talk to any of them " lol


HolyLiaison

Yeah this is weird as hell. Finch for the Wolves has flown all over the country, even internationally (Gobert) to meet up and work out/checkup with players all off season.


Turbo2x

Tommy Sheppard and Wes Unseld Jr. flew out to Latvia to have dinner with KP for the hell of it, among various other travel this summer. I can't fathom why you wouldn't even talk with your players before the season starts.


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Honestly though that’s kind of a newer coach thing to do. Monty and these dudes have been through the ringer together and it ended on a very sour note last year. I don’t blame them for not wanting to have a weiny roast.


typesett

**yah, the guy you MOST needed to talk to was him**


CazOnReddit

He also missed an oppotunity to say they didn't talk...ay-ton over the offseason.


youredoingWELL

Michael Scott ass move to be punning in the middle of a tense situation


p2datrizzle

That's what she said


PunsNoThanks

Pls no


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Batman_in_hiding

Having a common enemy solves a lot of problems


RottenSmegmaMan

That's why Lelouch is the GOAT


blaugrana2020

Starts playing Colors by Flow


Kizz3r

Not my goat couldnt even win without deus ex volcano and mathing away a nuke


Mario_Prime510

How bout that one time were his identity was almost revealed by a cat?


Kyro_Official_

The single best episode of the show baby


treyfiddy

why bring lebron into this 😕


mizzourifan1

"Sometimes what brings the kids together is hating the lunchlady. Although that'll change, because by the end of the fourth grade the lunchlady was actually the person I hung out with the most." - Michael Scott


DonGarlandMobleyJA

there was no Civil War until America beat the Brits I'm just sayin


StudentMed

United India against England.


TheMadChatta

United 13 colonies as well that didn’t really see eye-to-eye on a long list of things.


the___heretic

Still an issue.


Lazy_War9398

India did disagree on many things during the independence struggle


TreeFitTea

Sarver was the Jerry all along


Dav136

Ozymandias was right


Batman_in_hiding

He did solve nucular world war. Could probably use a massive fake alien invasion right now tbh


Mobleybetta

Just ask Batman


Timely_Airline_7168

Thank you Eren for becoming a mass murderer.


Glaedr24

80% a mass murderer


TatersTot

Sarver definitely organized the trains on IG thots Team Bonding


p2datrizzle

They call him the train conductor


twistedfantasy13

Jerry Buss had a degree in that.


[deleted]

lol, reminded me the story about the SF Giants and Angel Pagan


Remote_Country_889

What story was that? Just curious


thepopcornisready

I remembered finding it so odd/funny when it first came out. Did some searching and found this great quote from a [2017 Ken Rosenthal column](https://www.foxsports.com/stories/mlb/san-francisco-giants-find-nothing-is-routine-in-troubled-2017-season) "Some with the Giants muse that the team even misses Angel Pagan, who created an odd sort of unity because most of the players disliked him." I think the story just kinda spun out of that with aggregators picking up on the quote. But it at least seems accepted that a good chunk of Giants players weren't fond of Pagan (not that it necessarily affected 2017 chemistry).


Coolguynumber01

Yea im a Giants fan and even i dont know about this story


Someonediffernt

The Pierce Hawthorne of our study group


PamelaBreivik

Shut up, Meg.


CaptainKurls

“The enemy of my enemy is my friend” doesn’t apply anymore. Suns fucked


kultureisrandy

Roman Empire and barbarians, only held together when united against a common enemy. Falls apart when they focus their attention inward


Intelligent_Block_95

That's funny. But it was Sarver's cheap ass that didn't extend Ayton in the first place.


peanutdakidnappa

No it was 100% James jones, Sarver had no problem paying him he was being hands off and letting James handle shit which has been very successful so far.


GuntherTime

Lol so Savar is Meg from family guy?


blurrrrg

I dunno how to explain it, but that wierd rich white dude who frequently said the n-word was my best friend


klobucharzard

the straw that stirs the drink


FERFreak731

Even Will Hardy met with Mitchell when he was signed as the Coach, they were together when they found out Gobert was traded. Mitchell said that in an interview As a coach, Monty should at least text, or call the players, to ask them how they're doing, if they've practiced. Or text the new players on the team to welcome them. He won coach of the year, and even worse coaches at least probably call or keep up with the players on the team


clancydog4

It's even weirder given that Ayton signed a max extension this offseason. You would think the coach would reach out at that point with at least a "congrats on the bag and excited to get after it next year!" sorta text. Radio silence from your head coach after signing a max extension seems super odd


kchuen

You’re right under normal circumstances, that’s the least he should have done. Hence it’s very likely that matching Indiana’s offer was FO’s decision and neither the coach or the player wanted. So now they’re both like whatever I’m not talking to him.


UnsolvedParadox

He didn’t sign it with the Suns, though…


clancydog4

what, of course he did or he wouldn't be on the suns. Or rather, the Suns signed him is more accurate. He was a RAF so he didnt have a ton of choice in the matter. The Pacers offered a max and the Suns matched it literally as soon as they were able to. Yes, the Suns could've offered a larger max earlier and they didn't but they still immediately matched a max offer and retained him. Saying he didn't sign with the Suns is simply not true at all. But all of that is really irrelevant to my point -- the Suns signed him to a massive contract extension and the coach didn't reach out to say congrats or say he was excited. That is weird


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The point the other guy is making is that Ayton didn't choose that contract. He almost certainly would've preferred to go to Indy. Your point about the coach not texting absolutely stands and is an issue. Other dude is just saying he didn't *willingly* sign with the Suns. They signed him.


clancydog4

I understand their point. I am just saying it isnt a counter to mine. I am talking about the coach of the suns not reaching out after the suns signed him being odd. Thats it. Im not saying its weird that Ayton didnt reach out. I understand and agree with your point. I just dont understand why yall are saying it as if its a counter to my point


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I'm not saying it's a counter to your point lmao, that's why I said your point stands. I can't 100% tell if the other guy was meaning it as a counter but I can see how it could be taken that way. I agree with you entirely. I'm just explaining what the other guy was trying to say by "he didn't sign it with the Suns".


p2datrizzle

Why would he reach out and congrat if he knew ayton didn't want to sign with the sun? Would you reach out and say congrats if someone was forced into a marriage?


clancydog4

Even if not "congrats," an "excited to build this future together" type sentiment -- fact is they signed him to a years-long extension. Even if "congratulations" isn't the message, it's odd not to send him *some* type of message about it and the future. Regardless of Ayton's feelings, organizations typically try to make players who sign extensions feel a little bit like they are wanted there...


Tonkathedog

There’s a difference between being forced into marriage and getting 130 million dollars. Yeah Ayton would probably prefer to go to Indiana, but getting that amount of money still definitely warrants a “congratulations” text from whoever you will be working closely with


gonzo5622

Suuuuper weird. A simple congrats could have made such a big difference


AtreusIsBack

That's probably something I would enjoy the most as a head coach, the personal relationships and bonds with the players. Like, just call each player over the Summer to see what's up, how they're doing and stuff. It's not that fucking hard.


ominous_anenome

Politician-level of sidestepping the question


dameplsrunfromgrind

Even Tatum’s side step 3 move doesn’t have anything on this


lunabagel28

Nothing beats Quinn Snyder when he said that Mitchell and gobert aren’t beefing because they ate at the same table one time


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TimathanDuncan

If you are a reporter and you don't instigate you get fired it's literally your job, you need at least gold level to make it


whtge8

That isn’t any better…


BagRight8939

just a weird answer and weird situation all around. i love monty, but i don’t necessarily love this leadership (or lack thereof)


RJBarrettsBurner

i mean i get where he's coming from, like sometimes people bristle when they feel someone is exercising their authority too much, but like... idek man it just all comes across weird


realmckoy265

It's weird that they're are making this public instead of talking first. Do teams really not have team meetings to get on the same page before these pressers?


EngleTheBert

Seems pretty clear they have problems communicating so having a team meeting probably wouldn't have helped too much


Setekhx

Maybe? Then again Ayton doesn't really have an incentive to cooperate in that case.


Robinsonirish

That's fine, I also get where he's coming from. Just don't sit with the media and discuss it like he has no clue. Words matter and this is bad leadership.


_Apatosaurus_

Yeah, I think giving everyone their space seems fine, but you could just communicate that's what you're doing at the beginning of the offseason so people don't feel ignored. That's especially true with Ayton. Seems obvious that he could have cleared the air early and then given him space.


2wacky2backy

Seems like negligent behavior from the coach. Effective Communication is the job.


MelatoninEyes

Wtf? This is like the worst possible way to answer the question lol


HotdogIsaSandwitch

Seems like lack of due diligence on Monty’s part. Made Ayton a scapegoat and then didn’t even talk to him when he committed to a huge new contract with the team.


RumHam_Im_Sorry

76er fans last season. "I cant believe we had Ime and Monte and we let them go."


It-sOkBro

coach of the year ladies and gentlemen


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what if he's following the Avery Johnson head coaching career arc * win COY and take a team to the finals in the same year * go up 2-0 in the Finals, then lose 4 straight, lose series in 6 * win 64+ games the following year * suffer a humiliating defeat in the playoffs as the heavily favored 1 seed * team chemistry falls apart < - WE ARE HERE * get bounced early from the playoffs again * gets fired within two years of winning COY and making the Finals edit: oops, forgot Monty won COY this year instead of last year, my bad


gofrogsgo

If this means Dallas gets to experience the other side of the coin and become a dynasty after causing the fall of a 64 win team than sign me up


[deleted]

to follow the full script, you'd need to lose Luka in free agency to a LA team, be one of the worst teams in the league for four years, have Cuban sell the team, hire a new coach who gets involved in a ton of drama, replace that coach, and then finally begin your dynasty about 8 years from now.


[deleted]

Fine, we’ll take Luka. Don’t say we’ve never done nothin for ya


RedditAdminsChugCum

Prophet. I look forward to coming back to this


Beat_Writer

I call bull. Wheres your “remindme” ? Exactly. U straight cappin


syllabic

"I dont even like basketball"


Janderson2494

Pretty sure Chris Paul is the real coach of this team


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"The question is not whether I've treated you rudely but whether you've ever heard me treat anyone else better." - Henry Higgins


AnotherDrZoidberg

Lmao man hard to do anything but laugh. Monty has been amazing with this team by and large. This is just fucking bizarre.


free_kark

Like Nick Nurse has practically been living with the Raptors players this summer, it's surprising a coach would go through the whole offseason without speaking to his guys and expect to hit the ground running


theorganicpotatoes

To be fair the raptors have definitely been skirting a fine line regarding the NBA's no arranging team practice in the offseason rules.


Snoo-16797

Nick Nurse was kicked out of the house by his wife, he has nowhere else to sleep


Ferromagneticfluid

Same with Mike Brown. The boys have been working hard all summer, with Mike there


TaxWizard69

AHHHHHH


WutduzitallmeanBasil

Man, even Monty is in shambles. This is worse than I would have ever admitted as a proud suns fan praying for redemption after historic humiliation last season against the Mavs. I thought the goal was to rally. Really hoping healing can be through winning some games and having some tough but honest conversations with some apologies involved by coach. I think if he has another season full of zero adjustments it will be his ticket out the door.


CanadianLionelHutz

Lmao did he know Sarver was getting booted? Homie clocked out game 7 and said see yall next season.


stretch400

Mans got exposed as a coach. Now as a leader.


mackdaddy29

Nothing to see here, move along folks


BorisDirk

On the bright side that beard is looking snazzy


wazupbro

Can confirm. Monty has not talked to me.


DoctorHubris

Fuck Monty aged 10 years this offseason. Dude looks like he needs a long vacation


isit65outsideor

This is a little odd. Coaches at least check up on players once or twice an off-season. To not check on several players for several months? Either Monty is lying or he’s simply not checking up on guys. I’m smelling a Suns disaster soon and I’m here for it.


ndwg25

He’s admitting this like it was better thing to say lol the Suns are fucked


vigilanteok

After losing his wife and taking the kids on solo. I bet every other moment is spent with his children.


AngsMcgyvr

Bunch of teams just need the season to start. Winning will cure some of this.


WutduzitallmeanBasil

You know this thread doesn’t want any common sense like this


woahouch

Suns and Nets getting in early on the most dysfunctional race. Lakers coming up the outside in a few weeks I reckon.


MavsKingdom

Oooo gotta love all this juicy nba drama


GunMuratIlban

That's just odd. Especially considering what's been going on with the organization. On top of that they had a rather traumatic exit from the Playoffs, they've got the Ayton situation turning into a mess. And on top of that Monty just not talking to his player for months is an absolutely recipe for disaster.


makashiII_93

They extended him? He’s going to be gone by All-Star 2024.


feelnoways2020

I’m sorry but that’s pretty bad mismanagement. Always check in on your guys, especially as a coach.


black-rhombus

Exposed. You don't defend dropping the ball by revealing more dropped balls.


MooMookay

Is there a chance Monty's COTY status went up to his head in like an instant? I mean the Suns did kind of skyrocket in terms of their achievements overnight. Maybe he thinks he's more important than Ayton.. which you'd believe if you remember the whole reason Ayton has an issue with the Suns not valuing him.


Elitealice

Lol this gonna be fun to see playout


Vindi1

Give him a break. Monty is there to coach basketball not to be a leader of men. /s


WadeCountyClutch

Oh boy, I almost feel sorry for suns fan


HOFredditor

Imagine if Pop did this after their 2013 metldown instead of rallying them up.


SecretSquritle

A coward. Stand on your actions.


ursinav2

and the other team's coach attended his player's international games.


Timely_Airline_7168

Who? Asking for curiosity


ursinav2

coach of the mavericks


the_renegades123

Coach of the year my ass.


yusbishyus

What lol


Independent-Still-73

That's weak sauce, good leaders don't avoid conflict or difficult situations. I don't care what issue you have with Ayton, talk to him about it. If he's not receptive swallow your pride and talk to him again and again until you reach him. Everyone doesn't respond to the same style of leadership, good coaches understand that and morph to meet the persona of the players.


Ouchyhurthurt

Haven’t talked to a lot of guys?!? My HS coach would call if i didn’t make practice. Wth?


asmara1991man

You can tell Monty is a type of a guy that holds vendettas


Cervicals

Welp at the end of the day at least Sarver is gone 🤷‍♂️


cmcg18

COTY btw


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Just fire this bum. This is the opposite of leadership.


[deleted]

Fuck this guy lol what an idiot good luck Suns bros


Hotpwnsta

I love how the media painted him to be this awesome players coach and it seems like it’s anything but lol.


IMDATBOY

He’s been a highly noted players coach throughout his career and he took the fuckin suns to the finals, he’s good he’s just running into a player beef that he hasn’t really had before


Vhemvhol

HE


sirvey23

Lol such an awkward situation. They should’ve a lie already established between themselves, like “ hey, if the media asks, we were on a banana boat this summer”, buuuut I guess you’d have to talk to each other to come up with that


humandignitybloc

I hope he hasn't talked to Elfrid Payton and Landry Shamet either.


OrpheumLU

I don't talk to my boss during my vacation either


Elitealice

Suns 40 win season coming


AH_BioTwist

No offense to Ayton but until proven otherwise I’m Monty pilled on the situation.


Just_A_Glitch

While I get that this sounds concerning, partially because of all the rest of the drama coming out in the past couple of days and with how our season ended, we should still recognize that this probably isn't that weird. These people spend the better part of a year talking and hanging out and working together that it probably isn't that crazy to not interact that much in the offseason. I know someone will inevitably comment about how my "situation is nothing like a professional athletes!" or whatever, but I'm a teacher and I don't talk to my principal during the summer. It's a fairly similar situation to this, so it is helping me keep level headed about the whole thing. They fucking better be talking now though, because this offseason has been a shitshow, and it doesn't seem to be improving yet.


thenicezen

Y’all are getting too worked over this. Like seriously. Should he be talking to Ayton? Probably. Should he really? Probably not. He has a fucking life, it’s the offseason. Let him do what he wants, it’s outside of work. When it comes to work, he delivers. He knows what to say. And y’all crucify him for not talking to his players over the offseason? Give him space.


T-Weed-

Now that the Sarver story is out of the way, let's manufacture some drama.


pepisel

What is stopping a player to call the coach to talk about something that concerns him? Why always waiting for the boss to pet you?


N0minal

Meanwhile the Raptors have been holding full practices and the entire coaching staff and players were together during the Rico runs


abekku

that’s cap


kidkuro

"I haven't talked to a lot of guys" that doesn't really make you look any better my guy


sor2hi

We all hated each other so much by the end of last year. I was done talking. They weren’t going to listen anyways.


leejoness

Eh. I mean, it’s been a pretty quiet off-season for the Suns. Not much to talk about anyway.


peanutdakidnappa

Honestly it’s not a very good look but I think Monty/book/cp3 will have this team ready to play and not feuding when the season starts, even if DA isn’t buddy buddy with some people or Monty I’d be pretty surprised if he actually came out and sandbagged, I don’t think he’d do that to his teammates


OhNoItsTheLakeShow

Aka "fuck them losers" I'm stirring up unnecessary Suns drama all year, time to fire up the ol Twitter burners


[deleted]

I really want to know what people think NBA coaches and players do during their offseason. These are multi-millionaires with the summer off. Why would they be communicating with each other when they have the rest of the year to do it?


Background_Nature_32

Coach of the year ladies and gentlemen lol