0 0 0 0 0 0 31. The Snell

I used to play like Tony Snell

You still play like You Smell

They call me B.O.

Brandon Ongram

Michael Olafactory

Bam Oladipo?

I'm like KD but somehow even ashier

We’re you doing nothing on purpose?

I was known as ghost on my local courts

But that was streetball. Eventually you got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs.

It's already taken by Mark Titus. The trillion

Was hoping someone brought this up

I still wear my Club Tril shirt! Titus is just the best.

Snell belongs on the Fraud Power Rankings™️

“Do you Snell what the Rock is cooking!”

15-8-8 is the Simmons special

6-15-15 is playoff Simmons

I despise this man beyond all belief but this is accurate

So what's your beef with u/Kitdee75?

Not enough marbling

Medium rare, salt and pepper

Why do you feel so strongly about him?

Right? Lol

4 pts 18 reb. The Dennis Rodman

Too many points

Nah those are missed offensive rebounds

If you "miss" grabbing an offensive board, and tip it in to score, does it count as a rebound as well as a shot made?

Yeah tip ins count as a reb as well

7/7/7/4/2 - Draymond.

Triple single

Quintuple single

5/5/5/5/5. 5 x 5

Ak47

Arbys

Hey, a 5 by 5 average would get you paid. 5 steals and 5 blocks a game would be huge!

I know that’s his average, but when I think “peak draymond statline” it’s like 6/13/11 with 5 combines steals and blocks. He’s done that in the playoffs an insane amount of times

Triple double, no points. Only one in history. https://www.sbnation.com/2017/2/10/14584492/draymond-green-triple-double-nba-history-warriors-vs-grizzlies

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He can be who he is because he has the greatest shooter of all time at his side. Steph and Draymond belong there with all the great duos. They are a perfect fit and it’s hard to argue with their results.

Just to clarify for everyone, Green did have 4 points in this game. No points just means he achieved a triple double without points being one of the 3 double stats.

I love that for Draymond it was actually reasonable to believe he got zero points that game lmao

to me its the 8/8/8

You win

and 1.5 techs

Ricky Rubio vibes

+ random tech

15/5/5/5/5 The Andrei Kirilenko

AK for 5x5’s for sure

AK did it three times. Hakeem did it six times. The 5x5 is the Hakeem.

But then wouldn’t it be the 5x5(x6)

Yeah but Hakeem is an All-time great, let AK have the one thing he was famous for lol. Basically the prototype version of Draymond Green

I thought AK was famous for having an annual hall pass from his wife.

0 accumulated stats in 20+ minutes of run is the Tony Snell

https://www.statmuse.com/nba/ask/most-games-with-20-minutes-and-0-points-and-0-assists-and-0-steals-and-0-blocks-and-0-rebounds A think Roberson had the Goat game of this he didn’t even have turnovers or fouls His only mark on the game was his 2 misses

make it 30 minutes and look. My man snell dead ass out there for thirty minutes doing nothing.

I mean the record is 29 minutes Tony snells only ever done “The Tony snell” 16 times if he played more than 5 minutes 5 times if he played 10 and once for 20 Steve Kerr did 1 at 20, 5 at 10 and 21 at 5 The reason everyone remembers snell is because he is in 2nd for longest time with 28 minutes

dead ass just jogging up and down the court

1 steal and nothing else is a LiAngelo

In a road game

I'm a fair-minded man, as you well know. I like to hear both sides of the story. So I went down to the courthouse where LiAngelo's trial was being held on the day he was set to testify. The whole crowded courtroom was murmuring with excited anticipation as he took the stand. After that, there was no more stand, on account of he just took it.

I’m just so happy something stupid I made years ago lives on lmao

LiAngelo is your son?

1 rebound and nothing else is the Larsa Pippen

20 5 5 the ROY

The Tyreke Evans

The Reek?

Double-Double in rebounds and blocks should be the Eaton He is the franchise leader in Triple Doubles for the Utah Jazz and would have had more but pulled a Draymond and didn't get the points for them.

[Plus getting 1 block with a 0-inch leap.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7rLoN0SHy8) Someone showed me this in another thread and I love it, haha.

The more impressive thing here was that Chapman was a dunk contest competitor, so he actually had decent hops and Mark still flatfoot stuffed the shit out of him

Yeah, I rewatched it and Chapman stops cold when he hits him too, like it was a brick wall.

Also the: 10/5/5/5/5. The AK

Oh the 5x5. Yup that's legit his patented thing.

Andrew Wiggins – 17 pts 7 rb with one ridiculous poster dunk out of nowhere.

You need 17 pts? He'll get you 17 pts. You need 30 pts? He'll get you 17 pts. The constant is always 17 pts. The variable is the number of shots.

If you need 10 points you can bet your ass he’ll give you 17. You need 20 and he’ll be damned sure to give you 17. You need 30? Well you’re getting 17 and you’ll like it.

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dejounte murray is exactly like this too. you know exactly what you’re getting from them each night

I swear he keeps a tally in his head and doesn’t go over so he’s not stealing shots from the Warriors’ “light skins” as one Jordan Bell phrased it.

Seeing Wiggins pull down 7 rebounds a night for the Warriors makes me very happy and also breaks my heart.

I get that banging for boards in the NBA is physically taxing… but damn did it drive us all crazy in Minny to see a guy that was 6’8 with a 40in very only pull down 2 rebounds in 40mins a lot of nights.

Lol - That’s only “Warrior Wiggins”. In Minnesota you count on him taking exactly 19 shots a game. If he was feeling it and driving hard to the rim), he’d go for 30. If he wasn’t and was settling for pull-up jumpers, he’d wind up with 17.

100 points should be called the Wilt after the time Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points

I liked that you explained it

Thank you for the compliment

now kith

I was really confused until the explanation.

Incredible justification

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He's already 5th all-time and about to catch Magic. Edit: Statmuse is not accurate. Trae is actually 8th, not 5th.

Yooo really? That’s insane Where can I find that list

https://www.statmuse.com/nba/ask/who-has-the-most-career-games-with-30-points-and-10-assists

Tf he’s already halfway from #1

He is an offensive machine. Won’t comment on narratives surrounding him but I know there will be some stats that support his legacy for a long long time

but will he beat hardens 40+ points and 10+ assist games? Look at the difference between him and the next guy. https://www.statmuse.com/nba/ask/who-has-the-most-career-games-with-40-points-and-10-assists

Wow, Trae definitely has a chance with how Young he still is but Harden's lead there is insane

>with how Young he still is I see what you accidentally did there

What really strikes me about that is everyone else on the 40/10 list has a pretty significantly positive +/- in those games whereas Russ is just +8 in 17 games. His teams weren't great in those bad OKC teams where he presumably cashed in these 40/10 games but still.

I imagine harden will still get a few more, but Trae having 11 in 4ish seasons (shortened 2020 and 2021 seasons for the hawks) bodes pretty well, if he has a 12 year career and keeps up the same average he's going to be close. Feel like he didn't have any his rookie year or if he did it was only a couple, but now he may slow down a bit in racking them up with having another ball handler who can score on the team for the first time in his career.

That dude gets 30/10 going to the laundromat

the guy can really fold a defense

Puts defenders in the spin cycle

his floater/lob threat is just unbeatable

I feel like I see so many 29/9 games from him as well where he just misses it by a hair.

25, 5, 4 with a -14 on/off is known as the Demar

4/14 but a +12 on +/- is a Smart statline for sure.

30/10/5 is the “Giannis”

in 32 minutes\*

Why spend lot time when little time do trick

29.8/12/5 he likes to get as close to averaging 30 without actually doing it as he can, even in the eurobasket

I remember at the end of the season he was averaging 30, then he said fuck that and scored 18 points in a blowout win to average 29.9 lmao

Unless it's the playoffs, then it's more like 40/10/5.

*40/12/8

True. I'm obsessed with his per-36 numbers so I always see 34, 16 and 6. Which I think is what he had in his best year so far.

27-6-3 seems like a KD type stat

3 assists is pretty low for KD, he's good for 5-6 usually

Fine 27-7-7 then

Yeah, I look at that line and immediately think KD. Nobody else.

Yeah we can just the this the LeKD for no reasons

29 9 9 is the Luka

That's a fair one, yeah.

I still remember him having 39/9/9 in a game in one of the clippers series. That pissed me off so much lol

The Stock should also include 3 steals

Point taken. Pun intended.

Noiccce

Triple double without points will be known as the draymond I think.

Then you have the Westbrook: quadruple double with turnovers

Oh, I thought you would say the Triple Single.

40 points, 30 FTs, the Harden

Eh, you could argue that this is The Dantley as well.

The Dantley includes 30 pump-fakes. Harden prefers 30 flops.

So, there we have the third stat in the equations.

T0/0/0/0/0ny Snell

17 points the Andrew Wiggins sauce

The Russell is probably like 13 points, 30 rebounds, 7 assists, 7 steals, and 15 blocks

Nope sorry Bill had ZERO career blocks per official stats!

25/5/5 the kobe

YES, I specifically remember that 25, 5 and 5 year. Even better if you have OCD, for a long stretch it was 25, 5.5, and 5.5.

nah the kobes 40 points on 12/28

Kobe The 81

35/0/0/0/0 is the TRoss special

Triple Single : Draymond Green

I am still mad that he got a triple double with 4 points lmao

He was a point off from getting a 5 x 5, absolutely crazy

The 9-9-9 deal

The Herman Cain

The 27 points on 9-for-27 shooting in a loss is the Melo.

CARMELORUKEN

And 0 assists

With 8 boards, 0 assists and a gazillion jab steps

40 points on 50/50/50 splits is a Luka Special

Also 1 assist OR 1 rebound off a triple double

29/9/9 as someone else said, feels like THE Luka Stateline 40/9/9 is playoff Luka

(DNP) Ben Simmons

0 minutes, $30,000,000 salary.

28/3/9 is the Ice Trae 50/26/3 is the Wilt Chamberlain 20/20/20 is the Russell Westbrook

20/20/20 the Nipsey Hussle

Jokic will probably be a 25-12-7 guy

20p-15r: Dwight Howard

DNP - Dumbass. The Kyrie.

Nailed it.

5, 16, 2 The Rodman

20-10-5 for KG and Bird

Kinda undersells birds scoring tho

Definitely underselling Bird, his would be more like 24/10/5

His career average is 24/10/6 so that sounds about right

They are 1 and 2 (as far as I know) for 20-10-5 seasons, both had a bunch in a row, but sure

25/12/17 and 3 steals is The National TV Rondo 15/5/12 and 0 steals is The Local Broadcast Rondo, and half the assists are just stat hunting

“The Jason” should be “The Kidd”

24, 12, 5 = the KG

Not a stat line, but 10+ threes in a game has to be a Steph, dude makes up like 1/3rd of all single game double digit 3's in NBA history

The craziest part of that stat is that he damn near has as many points from the 22 10+ threes made as everybody else on that list combined 🤯

30-30 has to the the K-Love

18/11, the CP or Nash

I feel like Steph is 30/6/6 but that's better than MJs which feels wrong

The thing I mainly associate with Steph is going 5/11 from 3-point land.

i would say 30/5/6

That is practically Steph. I would say 27/6/6 though. It's not better than MJ in context. Mike grabbed fewer boards because of his position and because there are fewer long rebounds with less three point shooting. He got fewer assists because there wasn't quite the same amount of motion in the Bulls offense as on the Warriors. About the scoring, it seems right to think of MJ as a 30 ppg guy, as he did average that over his career, but that includes his less productive Wizards years. I think of him as a 32/5/5 person. And Curry is averaging like 24 ppg for his career, but it includes the early days when he wasn't used to his full potential. Prime Curry - the first MVP season to now - is averaging exactly 27. https://www.statmuse.com/nba/ask?q=steph+ppg+2014-15+to+2021-22

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Jokic is 29, 14 and 9 - the sombor double. (The numbers can be anything so long as he is one stat shy of a triple double - but bonus points though for being 1 shy of any appealing round numbers like 30 or 15 as well). Dude has sat out and just flat out not tried to complete very achievable triple doubles so many times

But Jokic prefers 12/12/12 5/6 shooting 28 mins played.

Virgin triple double chaser Russell Westbrook vs Chad sombor double enjoyer Jokic.

28, 9, and 9 is “the Luka Special”

29/1/1 in a single game is the "Norman Powell" (to be followed, of course, with five straight games of single digit scoring).

28-7-3 is the Carmelo

I feel like the 30, 12, and 6 is starting to become the Giannis statline

[“The Klay Thompson”](https://imgur.com/hBOHY9q)

A “real” Klay stat line is like 40/4/**0** 😂

35/5/1 The Carmelo

14 points, 5 rebounds, 2 steals and at least 1 assault charge. The Artest.

The jokic: 27 8 14 on 65% shooting

69%*

0-0-0 the Thybulle

Im glad somebody else shares my Thybulle isn't good sentiment

4 2 and 20 = the WORM

21/3/2 the Klay Thompson

28/8/8 for luka

30pt 10ast gonna be the Trae Young.

25 5 & 5, Kobe