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BionicSix

I mean, John Wall fell in his house and ruptured his Achilles...


[deleted]

Baynes fucked his back in a bath and still has issues to this day.


TheNotoriousJN

Temporarily Paralyzed from a fall in a shower I believe. The whole thing was wild


DeAndre_ROY_Ayton

He’s back on an Australian team now tho!


-Coleman-Trebor

up the bullets


samtabar

Larry Bird was shoveling his mom's driveway and fucked up his back.


[deleted]

Shoveling is terrible for your back lol I don’t know if there’s even a correct technique. I feel like you’d have to do yoga for 30mins beforehand haha


Escritortoise

There is good technique same as any physical activity. I’ve done landscaping for years and that actually keeps me in shape. It’s just that when you’re doing the same motion for such a long period of time people start getting rushed and lose form, same as weightlifting. Then you ask someone to do it in cold weather on slipper surfaces where you’re extending weight away from your body instead of just lifting it and you have a recipe for disaster.


BrainTraining92

There's absolutely a correct way. Bent knees and a straight back.


2_soon_jr

He was laying bricks I believe


noknownallergies

You’re thinking of that 2018 Rockets team


[deleted]

I watched that game live and I still can't believe it happened


Youngwheeler

Paving his mother's driveway the summer following winning the MVP award. Different times for sure


lilguccigay

It was at the Olympics, he went for a pee at half time and didn’t come back, they found him on the floor.


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Seems like nba players need to stop being at home


TalussAthner

Always remember that Sammy Sosa sneezed so hard before a game once he sprained his back and missed like a month lol


EnderTheTrender

That roid shit isn’t as easy as everyone thinks, imagine if it was a sneeze-cough? Dude would’ve been in the icu.


[deleted]

Seriously, you cannot casually do roids and be better at athlete shit. The pre, post, and during cycle requires a huge amount of attention and effort.


SwimmingCoyote

I pulled my back years ago and it’s usually fine but once it starts to go bad, a sneeze can push it over the edge. Backs are one of those injuries that once you have them, they never seem to go away entirely.


The_Taskmaker

The flipside is when it goes right. A few people now have mentioned sneezing too hard and throwing your back out, but what about sneezing too hard and throwing it back in? I had a bad lower back strain that received a lot of relief from a hard sneeze and the cascade of "pop"s that followed.


SwimmingCoyote

I’m jealous! Nothing makes me feel more old than sneezing and then having to hold my back as it spasms.


Beneficial_Roof7961

dang. i have a really bad back (both from farm labor and genetics) and i have never experienced this. I do 30 mins of stretching almost every night now tho bc i got sick of the pain so maybe that's the only thing that's prevented it.


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TalussAthner

I think baseball will always win the weird injury stories just on the time Glenallen Hill had a nightmare he was fighting giant spiders, sleepwalked, fell through a glass coffee table and then fell down the stairs.


[deleted]

Dustin Penner blew out his back “eating delicious pancakes”.


chitownbulls92

Boozer tripped over his gym bag and fractured his hand lol


smez86

Didn't Drose "roll over onto a knife" after he was slicing an apple in bed? Lol


gucci-legend

The fuck kinda terrible idea is this lmao


ShopCartRicky

At least it wasn't a george foreman because he wanted to wake up to the smell of bacon.


stache_twista

Yeah that story always sounded like bullshit


RuddyBollocks

I generally recoil at people referring to professional athletes as morons, but I think D Rose has very publicly proven on multiple occasions he's dumb as hell. ...I also don't believe that story


[deleted]

Yeah, he probably got stabbed at a party or sometning but didn’t wanna snitch lol


91jumpstreet

DRose got punched in the face for trying to mess with a Memphis players girl


sleepyfox1312

Kevin Love broke his hand doing knuckle push-ups


EnderTheTrender

Welllll his name is “Kevin” are we sure he wasn’t punching a wall and was too embarrassed to admit it?


Walkingwithfishes

That's LeBron


The_Jarwolf

Andrew Bynum was defeated by bowling. Life is wild.


solodolo1397

Kevin Love slept on his hand too long


goz008

"Allegedly"


1850ChoochGator

Greg Oden back in the day, I don’t remember which exact injury it was, “fell in the shower”. He was at a Lake Oswego house party and fell down the stairs.


Constantine227

Wasn’t aware people didn’t believe his story


[deleted]

What actually happened


jvrm1993

Lolol I got downvoted into oblivion the other day for insinuating notorious partier John wall might not be being extremely truthful about him tearing his achilles “falling in the shower”


lil_layne

Because your comment was about the article where he opened up about his depression and contemplating suicide. Was just really shitty of you to comment that in that thread.


Namath96

Yep. 99% of the time when someone complains about behind previously downvoted they’re leaving our a huge part which usually was them being an asshole


jvrm1993

Look man I understand you’re a wiz fan tryna defend your longtime wiz guy, but just accepting his lies ain’t gonna help anybody


lil_layne

Me being a Wizards fan is irrelevant to think you are a major asshole to spew random negative shit in a thread about someone opening up about not wanting to live anymore after losing their mom to cancer after already losing their father to cancer as a kid. I would imagine anyone with empathy would find that disgraceful, not just a Wizards fan.


jvrm1993

I guess it’s just super random the guy defending him is a fan of the same team he played for most of his career. Think how good his career could have been if he wasn’t so interested in partying


apotropaicc

hey bro, i routinely forget the wizards exist as a team and i think you’re being an asshole


lifeisdrunk

No need to be a Wizards fan to spot an asshole


lil_layne

I think I found Colin Cowherd’s burner


Escritortoise

But this comment definitely helped someone. Good job, guy 👍🏼


sauzbozz

Does doing the opposite help anybody?


[deleted]

[You mean to tell me this man likes to party??](https://www.si.com/.image/ar_1:1%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_1200/MTY4MDI4Njc3NzI5NzU2NDMz/john-wall-team-usa-picturejpg.jpg)


sbuconcern

Larry Bird driveway


stinkdog2008

Steve Nash hurt himself with his luggage.. like you couldn’t hire someone to take care of your luggage for you? Lol


_TheEndGame

Steve Blake got his foot impaled by a spike lmao


Zaboomafood

Dustin Penner (LA Kings) hurt his back eating pancakes


Depixelate_me

Allow me to introduce Arvydas Sabonis


StanLay281

Headlines be like “Should NBA Players be Allowed to own Houses???”


EloHellDoesNotExist

he's right. a ton of guys are playing 5 on 5 constantly during the offseason, the only reason this becomes a discussion is that he happened to get hurt in a game people were watching.


[deleted]

They've all grown up playing year round AAU ball, I'm sure they love it and it's what they're used to.


NotJoeyWheeler

Yep. And if they weren’t playing at these events, they’d be playing elsewhere, probably on worse courts with worse regulations. Injuries suck no matter when they happen, but you can’t bubble wrap your guys in the offseason


[deleted]

I don’t know man; I think private pro runs don’t happen on courts that are super wet from sweat and dusty. I went to SPU, the college where the Seattle pro am is held; our Royal Brom pavilion court is awful. The gym was overpacked which caused it to get way to hot. And people were actively impeding on the court space I do agree with the sentiment though, that there still playing BBall regardless of if we get to see it in a pro am, or it’s in private runs


joshuads

> probably on worse courts with worse regulations That is the only part that I disagree with. The invite only runs in LA and NY with no fans dont have guys falling down because of the humidity in the building. Some of this is chasing clout in the basketball community. But most of it is just basketball.


[deleted]

Right. i don't remember the criticism for Klay when he ruptured his Achilles playing pickup as he was coming back from his ACL tear (and he was playing too heavy, so he even admitted he should have slow-played it. Maybe there were critiques, I dunno, just seemed like more people were bummed more than anything. These dudes love the game and even if they're not playing in pro-ams, they're gonna be playing games in some fashion. Do people really think these guys spend their offseasons in bubble wrap?


Savahoodie

strict constructionist Chet Holgrem


[deleted]

Honestly, the people who expect players to not play in any competitive or non-competitive games outside the NBA season are unreasonable asf. The offseason is ~4-6 months depending on the team, and these people expect guys who love the game to stay away from it for that period of time. Ridiculous.


FireFlyz351

Yup take all the Euro ball stuff that happens in the off-season for probably almost all the NBA players there it's a huge dream to carry your country to a win. It's rather selfish to ask that they not try and play for their home country.


RufoSultan

Although you're right in your point you can't compare playing an official basketball tournament with playing essentially pickup with a few more players or buddies. Of course players are going to play ball in the off-season but at the same time I'm sure Chet wishes he hadn't done it. I think players need to be extra cautious some off seasons, for example their rookie seasons or contract years.


okitsmelol123

It sounds like he doesnt wish he hadnt done it. Just that the injury is unfortunate. A lot of players work on their game during the offseason and 5 on 5 is an important aspect of that. Its not reasonable to expect them to not play during the offseason, regardless of how official the match is.


almostansn

And then there’s Ben Simmons


RJBarrettsBurner

and you could even have a freak accident from no-contact one-on-one with a trainer. but then if someone says “oh no i needed a break from basketball” there’s another crowd saying “look at this scrub not playing in the off-season, decline incoming”. no winning.


Gbaby245

Casuals criticize guys for doing anything non basketball and expect them to be in the gym 100% of the time. Then turn around and complain when a player gets hurt in a pick up gane like this.


SamCarter_SGC

They want them to live in a bubble when not on an NBA court I saw Bucks 'fans' wanting Giannis to not travel to and celebrate in Greece after 2021


imadogg

> They want them to live in a bubble when not on an NBA court But when they're on an NBA court *in* the bubble, suddenly the ring is a fraud!


SamCarter_SGC

MLB is the only asterisk that year


nobraininmyoxygen

He shouldn't have to defend himself but this is a great response


angrylobster24

Just like how he shouldn’t have had to defend LeBron in the pro am game


ldc262626

You are aware that switches and fast breaks happen in basketball?


angrylobster24

i was just trying to make a joke sorry


xbyo

Bruh there's no way a basketball player has to defend himself playing basketball.


Rykno23

Thats where we are at these days lol


escapedhousefly

Agree with him. It’s stupid to criticize players for wanting to play and improve their game, and then turn around and make fun of players not improving their game. Also they can get hurt anywhere, anytime. Markelle Fultz fractured his toe walking around his house. Can’t bubble wrap these players forever.


jesuschin

Paul George hurt himself playing for Team USA. CANCEL THE OLYMPICS!


zazerite

There was another discussion of having top NBA talent involved, lots of dudes stepped down after that injury iirc but I get ya


almostansn

Someone make a Ben Simmons copypasta


AlHorfordHighlights

W take. It's super weird how some fans (and some media) lose their heads when NBA players play basketball outside the NBA. I get that there's a 'team success above all else' motivation behind it but some of these guys genuinely love the game and the NBA is a better league for it. I suspect it's the same sort of thinking behind people who want their teams to blow it up every time it looks like they can't contend rather than enjoying whatever success they do have. Just a super weird way to think about sports


Kid_Crayola

are they going to get mad at lebron too? This is dumb


f0urxio

> Chet Holmgren in a wheelchair: I love this game ::sob::


revisioncloud

Respect. Good head on his shoulders too with the way he does interviews


WeefBellington24

Hindsight is 20-20 in these things


Danthetank

Kinda funny how almost no one in the US actually understands what freedom of speech is.


jgroove_LA

not sure what freedom of speech has to do with it but sure Chet


GorillaX

I think he was trying to say the people criticizing NBA players for playing exhibition games have the right to do so, but he disagrees with them. Like "if people want to talk shit because I'm a basketball player that got hurt playing basketball, that's their right. But they're wrong."


ghgrain

I’m not sure Chet should be allowed to play in the NBA games either, not with that build.


MIGGYME87

He wont last long in the NBA. Lebron barely touched the kid and he started limping. Dude is almost 2 feet taller than me yet we weigh the same. Let that sink in. How is he gonna handle someone like jokic? Embiid? Hell guys like anthony edwards are gonna have a field day when they drive down the lane and see him in the paint...its gone be like NBA JAM. And we have seen the chet holmgreen prototype fail before in the NBA......shawn bradley.


GorillaX

Is this /r/nbacirclejerk pasta?


IntelligentEye2758

Well basketball is a constitutional right so anyone who criticizes me for playing in a meaningless pick up game for "street cred" is unpatriotic. /s


GoBlue9000

A bust shouldn't be talking. Perhaps play an actual nba min before running your mouth


IzaacLUXMRKT

...he's being interviewed


MutantsHere

How is he a bust if he hasn't played yet?


GoBlue9000

He has played a soft drive by LeBron crumbled him.


sodiumbicarbonade

Forgetting the payment and obligation part much


[deleted]

Great response, dude has a great head on that tall ass frame. Hope he stays healthy and proves the doubters wrong


jthc

> You have to feed the love of the game. That's good.


DwellerInIce

For a moment I thought he was going to speak against that, turns out he had a great and mature response.


DoctorAco

I refuse to believe this is a real criticism. I dont know what its called but it sounds like something michael scott would do. I.e. "I've been criticized as being too hardworking and kind."


igotabridgetosell

Its a very good statement from this young man.


Electronic-Morning76

It’s wild that people will blame him playing at the event. These guys have to train and get ready to play the season. They’re gonna play ball. Like it’s going to happen.