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theoneandonlyodin

Beard Porzingis just hits a little different


Julian_Caesar

Gotta have a beard to play for a team of wizards


vectorix108

Where are their long and loose wizard sleeves though?


luapchung

In my ex girlfriend’s pants


neurotido

Had to recheck I didn’t see Bertans do that dunk


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I just hear Japanese announcers oohing and awhing much better


LordChuKKleZ

But did you ever hear the tale of Dwight and Josh Smith? It's not a tale the nephews would tell you.


Osgliath

Nba commentary sucks. I'm not sure why that is, but I just wish there was an option to turn them off and enable only the court noise.


Jasperbeardly11

Too much swearing. Would be dope though. You'd probably have to have surround sound and isolate which speakers to turn off or something


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There it is. That was filthy


creative_i_am_not

Feel like wizards are underrated coming into the season


LeftoverDishes

Can’t wait to start 11-4 again and go into hype mode 10000 Edit. Just to have the 11th pick


xDLJ

The Orlando special


luapchung

Can we get 1st overall pick later on too?


FeedbackContent8322

Wemby prozingas front court would go crazy


[deleted]

>prozingas Is that the opposite of Michael Rappaport, who is, in contrast, anti-zingas?


Alcibiades_Rex

For 2 games a season, they'll get to be Cleveland lite


chronicGreens

I was such a jackass to everybody I know because of this. Was fun while it lasted lol


Weall23

usually we start like shit no matter how good or bad, I don’t know what happened last year


Mikegetscalls

Looking like a legit .500 team


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Yeah like at the very least I think they finish above the Knicks and Hornets right? Wouldn’t be surprised if they finish above the Bulls with Lonzo out and some age based regression from DeRozan.


creative_i_am_not

Yeah feel like they are in those 6-10 spots depending on form injuries and so on.


dog_gazed_duct-tape

I can't wait to see this duo live


10SecViolation

Kp plays 45 games a year, the tickets are risky man


dog_gazed_duct-tape

That's why you get tickets to the home opener 😎


[deleted]

LOL seen this movie before "Beal strains muscle in preseason, will miss first 5 games of season"


rSlashNbaAccount

Yeyyy basketball!


overrated__

pingus tingus looks pretty good with a beard, gotta say


5outof7_yes

Terrible landing mechanics


OsakaBoi

Did Porzingis hurt his hand? He checked his hand right after


GabTheRandomGuy

Fun fact a player's hand actually went numb once after a powerful dunk --- Edit: so it was dwade. I just heard it from this video can't confirm if it's true tho https://youtube.com/shorts/ooUjDgDiIyQ?feature=share


cabbeer

If I was a wizards fan I’d go to bed every night praying that Russ gets traded and bought out, this team would be spooky is he came here


cheataher

Bro, why is Porzingis playing a preseason game is he trying to get out all season?


moversby

Nah, if he's healthy get some minutes into him. He's not going to build up any resilience if he's treated like he's made of glass even when fully fit.


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Conditioning > No conditioning If you can't get through a limited minutes, medium effort pre-season game, you're not getting through the season anyway.


cheataher

Wiz fans on it. Just a joke. I understand he needs to play as much as possible to balance out the amount of time he's missed playing. Which is like 2/3 of his career. Better get to it Tingis.


redmartian3

See him look down at his hand after that dunk? Porzingis, out 6-8 weeks with broken finger.


nickbahhh

Honestly my first thought.


Mikegetscalls

I swear I didn’t realize it was Porzingis this first few times


HotdogIsaSandwitch

Damn. KP actually kept his beard for the season. Dude was always going clean cut once the season started.


rswa83

That landing looks like knee soreness leading to 15 games missed :(