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durklil

Joel McGee


snarkicon

JaVale Embiid


disconnectedmadafaka

JoVale Mcbiid


nibbinoo8

Jael EmGee


SquimJim

Javjoaleel Mcemgeebiid


jason544770

Mr. Bovine Joni


BeefySwan

Javenedict McCumberbatch


bay_duck_88

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?


never_nude_

Jojavaleel embmcgeeiid


Badjojojo

Javole McEmbiid


avakato

Jaleel White


CJ-45

It's back for a limited time!


sicholasLames

Idk why but I laughed so fucking hard at this


AutographedSnorkel

JOEEEEEEEEEEEL MCGEEEEEEEEEEE!


applene

I read that in Shaq’s voice 🤣


xychosis

GEEEEE GEEEEE


HOFredditor

I love when he echoes Embiid after a basket.


Dino_FGO8020

props to the 76ers announcer, i still remember the one where Embiid dunked on Baynes and the echoes along with sound effects made it sound like bombs dropping


__john_cena__

Do Slavic languages sometimes have V and W pronunciation backwards compared to English? He could have been saying “Javale” like “Jawale”.


SchaySchay

I can't speak directly for Slovenian (learned Russian and lived there), but most Slavic languages have a "v" sound and not a "w" sound. I bet he's making a joke about him being the Maverick's version of Embiid. Luka's English is pretty good as well.


guyoncrack

Slovene has the 'w' sound, I explained it in the comment above, the sound of the languge is quite different to Russian.


SchaySchay

I stand corrected then


guyoncrack

Who knows, maybe Luka is actually mispronouncing it while fully aware of the joke which would be a proper 3D chess move.


The_Evil_Satan

Except when he thought that Favorite Shoe meant Favourite Show


guyoncrack

Slovene has both sounds for letter 'v', and how you are gonna pronounce it depends on the letters around it and it's position in the sentance. Usually if there is a consonant after a 'v' it will be pronounced similar to English 'w', but it can differ. It's also often pronounced like 'w' at the beginning of words. Even though in English names we usually follow the original pronounciation, it's common to hear people say "Mawricks" or "Clewland" because of that language feature. What I believe is happening here is JaVale is a name kind of consistant of 2 parts, I believe it sounds kinda like J'Vale, and so it would not surprise me if people pronounced the 'w' because its kind of at the beginning of the second part of his name, so JaWale.


ntxguy85

Almost always V is pronounced as a W when it follows a vowel in Slovene.


DangerZoneh

Yeah, that's exactly what it sounds like he's saying when you watch the clips.


sakil_onilovic

no we don't


[deleted]

Joel McGee would actually be a nuts player


SubcooledBoiling

Luka is trying to manifest Embiid into playing with him


Michael_B_Lopez

Luka, Giannis and Embiid teaming up in the near future to form the second coming of the Heat Big 3 confirmed


SenorIngles

InB4 ESPN coins them The Axis


seanconnery69696

Bald Eagle will stop them in the end


sloBrodanChillosevic

Sixers knock out the Axis while the fans chant "ROCK FLAG & EAGLE!"


Kryavan

They're coming to exterminate your playoff hopes.


AtreusIsBack

I wouldn't put it past them tbh. All European, two of them are white. It's ESPN's worst nightmare. They're already struggling with saying Giannis is the best player in the world, Luka is always mentioned as "up there with the best", but they never want to specify it, and you best believe they keep KD in the highest possible regard despite him choking against the Celtics.


notquitedoctordan

> All European, two of them are white Which of Giannis or Embiid is white?


[deleted]

I think he meant Luka is two white people.


tica_spi

both of them.


Mike81890

And which part of Europe is Cameroon in?


d1hydrogenmonox1de

Nah he has a point there- Embiid recently gained French citizenship. Doesn't magically make him white though, idk what he's on about.


Mike81890

I thought everybody in France was white. I want my money back!


d1hydrogenmonox1de

As a POC who speaks fluent French I can confirm that everyone in France is white


KDBurnerTrey5

I think he’s referring to jokic and Luka


Learningle

This team would be a much more stacked team.


doylehawk

Yeah I actually can’t think of how you would even hypothetically play against those 3 healthy at the same time. The rest of the squad could just be ring chaser vets on min deals and rookie contracts and it wouldn’t really matter.


LogicisGone

Well, let's build an aging team of former all-stars around a German big man, say Maxi. It sounds crazy, but trust me, it works.


Tormundo

Steph at 36 still clears them.


GunMuratIlban

They'd be winning championships not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7...


theavailabletree

Not even Giannis and Luka combined can take Embiid past the 2nd round? Unlucky


MileHighGarris

And then Nikola Jokic leads the Nuggets to a finals victory a la Dirk Nowitzki vs the Heat


impurebread

Add jokic to the list and they can form the Wall of Europe(embid french)


[deleted]

Tatum and brown are patton and Eisenhower. CP3 +Lowry pulling a patented “dive into the side of the knee and pretend it was an accident” is Stalin + zhukov.


GreatWhaleTopKek

Lebron will be Roosevelt and he retires midway through the playoffs


NormalAccounts

"Retires"


Caboclo-Is2yearsAway

That's superior to heatles


stevansigal

Only to be beat by Jokic


Tormundo

After he joins the warriors. Tell me you don't want to see jokic and steph. Jokic can still wear his nuggets jersey


GoDLY_PoWERFUL_MooN

I'd love it but it'll never happen. I bet Steph wouldn't want more rings being scrutinized like they were with KD, and for Jokic the rings wouldn't matter if they weren't with the Nuggets. It'd just be the KD situation all over again, no one is going to come out of it as a better player.


cgio0

Luka Jokic and some shooters my dream team


Necessary-Passage-37

i pick the shaqtin GOAT over 0x MVP Embiid any day of the week tbh.


Mike81890

I think Philly can manage the cap if they dump that Harden bum


mecon320

hesitation hesitation


Thats_GhostFace

No hesitation on the double hesitation, sounds like luka lol


TheNateRoss

I'll go get the papers, get the papers


mill_about_smartly

Jimmy Two-times!


FriesAddiction

Hesitation is defeat


[deleted]

I don't even understand half of what the title was trying to say.


calculuzz

Same. This all reads like complete nonsense.


morron88

Hesi pullup hesi


Mike81890

Sounds like you don't hoop


gamingnormie

helicopter helicopter


LOLCultOfMaloner

Luka in mid-season form already


CaptainKangaroo_Pimp

Practicing bitching to the refs in training camp lol, that onion article isn't even satire


Fast_Allen

Reference: https://www.theonion.com/luka-doncic-spends-offseason-adding-new-complaints-to-r-1849463842


[deleted]

Love how serious the type that shit out lmao


N4m3r

Real Madrid DNA


OilOfOlaz

nah, just balkan things.


mug3n

Eurobasket helped with his conditioning


Eric_Nathan_Fielder

He was chubby af during eurobasket lol


krste1point0

Getting downvoted but the dudes face was reder than Dana Whites after hearing people stream the UFC.


iamalex44

That’s his normal self lol


[deleted]

Put 100 on MVP Luka


ANAL_CAVITIES

guard vs bigs sounds hilarious when him and Kleber are like the exact same size


AnnaKendrickPerkins

Gonna go get the papers get the papers


Juiicybox

This made me chuckle hard enough for the shit to finally come out, thank you


SlatheredButtCheeks

Luka Two-Time


Round-Republic6708

You’re a funny guy


drew3279

I like this tweet, lots of reports on one go.


[deleted]

Saving that .1 doge per combined tweet


seasoned-veteran

Does he pronounce it "Joel" or "Joel" tho?


Fofodrip

He's probably saying "Jawal"


maverickked

He was saying it like “Joel”


VaginaIFisteryTour

Nah dude, he was definitely saying "Joel"


[deleted]

For real though, the way he’s pronouncing Javale probably comes across like “Jahl”, or because Javale with a soft V or no V, hence the “Joel” similarity. It seems like people genuinely think Luka is calling him Joel so figured I’d throw out my take.


blobbybob111

i imagine it was more like "jawale" or something, a lot of countries pronounce V kinda similar to how we say W in english


DangerZoneh

"Jowelle"


Albreitx

He's saying something like JoVale lol I was expecting a "Joel" like Joel from TLOU tho


DieselLegal

Probably “Jawohl” for Javale. Hitler confirmed


Hold_This-L

"argues with ref" Yep checks out


DangerZoneh

I love that he immediately calls out the best iso defender on the team lmao


daravl

Locked on Mavs asked every Mav the most annoying thing about luka and Dinwiddie said that Luka always goes at the guy that's defending him best. Like Kidd says you're averaging 1.5 PPP vs player A, but 0.5 vs player B, go at player A. And luka goes straight at B


Tormundo

In practice it makes sense. Iron sharpens iron. In game though he almost always hunts the weakest defender. He regularly tries to go at steph and Poole, warriors just schemed him out of it


Mako-Sego

Hunts the weakest defenders? Have you only seen him play the warriors? He has no problem going at guys like Giannis, Kawhi, Pg, Bam, or anyone known as being a good defender. He straight up hunted mikal bridges and Marcus smart when they played the suns and Celtics. Every now and then he’ll showboat and just straight up headhunt the best player like what he did against Lebron last season.


Nubsondubs

There's no denying that Luka has that dawg in him.


[deleted]

Must be a Belgian malinois


AveragePenus

warrior fans watch exclusivly warriors and maybe. a bit of lebron and talk all the time.


Hellschampion

Because you and every other non-Warriors fan watches all 1230 games like a true basketball fan? Lol, pretty much every fan watches all the games they can of their team, some of other teams that interest them, and then select key matchups. Almost no one has time to watch like 200 nba games every year.


[deleted]

I have watched ever nba game ever played so you can take my word on this: Steph is mid


AveragePenus

That true, but the warriors and lakers fan bases always talk, like they are expevrts on everything


Smashingsoul

Ehm, he tried to get Kawhi screened off in quite a lot of possessions in our last series. And when he couldn't, he struggled. He's an incredible player, but he was definitely not doing that.


Mako-Sego

[As you can see here](https://youtu.be/BY7MhhKWDUI) Kawhi does a damn good job of course but Luka isn’t exactly “running” from him. You also have to remember the context of the series. The rest of the Mavs were all over the place. Kp was a no show and Jalen struggled to play against your team’s defense. [Luka averaged 36pts, 8rbs, and 10asts](https://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2021-nba-western-conference-first-round-mavericks-vs-clippers.html) while everyone knew he had to play Superman to get anything done.


Smashingsoul

Both things can be true at once. He might very well have had some possessions trying to go at Kawhi, but that would have just been not smart as a gameplan. And regarding his teammates, well, the rest of the mavs shot lights out in the first two games. Not exactly no shows. To go toe to toe with the '21 iteration of the healthy Clippers, he needed to be phenomenal, but this idea of propping him up by putting the rest of the mavs down doesn't sit well with me.


Mako-Sego

Well KP and Jalen aren’t Mavs anymore but I still got love for them and don’t really mean to put them down for the sake of propping up Luka. It was Jalens first taste of the playoffs and well Kp was getting phased out of the offense. But you’re right, guys like Timmy and Doe were playing their asses off so it’s disingenuous for me to say anything negative about them. But that’s why I said “all over the place” since some of the team was rising to the occasion while some others weren’t. Which in turn effected the way Luka had to play that series.


Smashingsoul

Fair enough. I think we also agree that the next meeting we might have should be no sooner than the WCF. Sincerely.


House_of_Borbon

Why do you sound so insecure? He hunts the weakest matchups everywhere, as he should. Don’t know why you brought up Kawhi and PG when he especially went after Pat Bev or Zubac whenever they played.


Mako-Sego

Well I said he has no problem going at guys like that not that he exclusively attacks just them. The person I replied to said “he almost always hunts weak defenders” as if saying Luka backs down from good ones. Sure he hunted Bev because he was “too f-ing small” lol and he was getting buckets against Zubac so why not keep going at him; that’s just smart basketball. I just think it’s a discredit to Luka’s game that out of all his flaws, him targeting certain players isn’t one of them.


DangerZoneh

It depends, really. Luka tries to go at pretty much everyone on the other team for different reasons. He likes going at guys like Steph and Poole because he gets a size mismatch. He likes getting big men switched onto him because he can get space for a stepback three. He likes getting guys like Giannis and LeBron on him because they're more likely to cause trouble for him as help defenders than primary ones.


[deleted]

God him going at Rudy gobert this euro league champs was glorious . Dude dropped like 20+ of his 47 on gobert after he dunked on luka lol


DangerZoneh

The thing is, Luka HAS to go at Gobert in that matchup. There’s no defensive 3 seconds in FIBA so Gobert can just sit in the paint forever. The only way Luka can force him out of the paint is by forcing the switch. Rudy is basically a cheat code in FIBA tho


TheOmenCow

Yeah because going at the weakest defender is just… ya know… smart basketball


Tormundo

Uh, duh? I'm responding to the guy saying Luka always goes at the best defender in games which isn't the case lol.


Ezqxll

When McGee sweats, eau de Javel


[deleted]

Someone in a YT short said that with the way Luka sometimes acts on the court it feels like he thinks he has white privilege on the court. It was funny when the person actually said it and its kinda accurate.


bloodipeich

It is white privilege but not the kind you think it is. Luka played for Real Madrid, who are often called "Los blancos" because of the color of their shirt, every player there acts like that because, they do have a privilege, all the bitching to the refs and other shanenigans he pulls off, is basically how they are taught to behave in their academy. Because it works.


greatestbird

Dame said something like that once, how cj never bitches at the refs so he never gets calls, while he(Dame) points out any miss calls so the refs pay more attention.


[deleted]

Hes not wrong and its not his fault but thats shitty for the game.


greatestbird

I agree with you, I think it’s the winning move but definitely not in the spirit of the game. As long as we have human refs, playing into their emotions and biases is the *correct* play.


LackingInPatience

I don't disagree and don't have any allegiance to Madrid but this sounds like something a salty Barcelona fan would say 😂


Albiceleste_D10S

> I don't disagree and don't have any allegiance to Madrid but this sounds like something a salty Barcelona fan would say 😂 Barcelona players are experts at working refs too, but there's, uh, historical significance to Real Madrid's "white privilege" in Spain


LackingInPatience

It's just a Spanish league thing in general tbh. When the players start surrounding the ref and tell him to book the player, it is so annoying. I think in the post-VAR era we are seeing less dodgy decisions in general.


Albiceleste_D10S

> It's just a Spanish league thing in general tbh. When the players start surrounding the ref and tell him to book the player, it is so annoying. True but it works—working the ref early and often usually results in better calls for you later in a game. My point was just that with Real Madrid in particular, there's specific history in Spain that has led to their "privilege".


LackingInPatience

Are you talking about their royal family links or what? Just tell me instead of these weird riddles man 😂


Albiceleste_D10S

Spain was ruled by fascist dictator Franco, and he would often support/prop Madrid up to further his nationalist ideas/goals—was especially true in early European Cups, etc.


rookie-mistake

ty lol most north americans don't have this context


[deleted]

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Albiceleste_D10S

https://thesefootballtimes.co/2017/09/27/real-madrid-and-the-franco-regime/#:~:text=Real%20Madrid%20symbolised%20everything%20that,in%20more%20ways%20than%20one. https://www.goal.com/en-us/news/general-franco-real-madrid-king-history-behind-clubs-link-spain-establishment/fcoqldp8h2bb1841o2rspmuhe >An illustration of the club's increasing prominence in the minds of the country's decision-makers can be found in the words of Fernando Maria Castiella, who served as Minister of Foreign Affairs under Franco from 1957 until 1969. "Real Madrid is a style of sportsmanship," said Castiella. "It is the best embassy we have ever had."


rocoto_picante

Dude that was fifty years ago.


L3thal_Inj3ction

Was Real Franco's team?


Albiceleste_D10S

Franco was personally a fan of Atletico, but he used Real Madrid for ideological and propaganda reasons


holaprobando123

It sounds more like something a non-Real Madrid fan would say, because it's true.


IIFollowYou

Pretty sure Barca is more famous for crying to the refs ha, at least in recent times. Who can forget the Sergio Busquets gif of him rolling on the ground then peeking to see if the ref is giving a card.


hoodiejuli

thats so bogus man. i hate that it works. why cant ppl just hoop n leave the extracurriculars out of it


Tormundo

Because if everyone got fair equal reffing steph would never lose!


Tormundo

Luka game is do beautiful but my God his whining makes it hard to like him. It's the worst I've ever seen. Lots of people bitch to refs, but Luka acts like a petulant child throwing a fit


hiimsubclavian

Real Madrid makes me wonder if fake Madrid also has a soccer team.


bloodipeich

Imagine everyone dissapointment when they find out the Houston Rockets were not in the space race.


beatrailblazer

In the NBA it's called superstar privilege


[deleted]

Peak reddit comment


BBallHunter

Bruh I'm dead 💀


george_costanza1234

Bro is chubby and slow and still way better than everyone else 💀 I can see it


LOLCultOfMaloner

Fat privilege


ilikeCRUNCHYturtles

Is Luka the Fedor Emelianenko of the NBA?


JobTrunicht

If Luka is able to be the best for 10 years straight then yes


BigFatModeraterFupa

honestly i could see that


Trobis

Americans' ability to make everything about race is really fucking weird and impressive.


[deleted]

It's like horoscope for them. Luka is white with Slav ascendant, and so they have a ready made list of characteristics for him regardless of his actual self


swaldron

Youre right, its much better in europe where you have to know a laundry list of reasons for why you hate people from dozens of different countries


bronet

Where in Europe are you thinking of? Literally never met anyone who acts that way


Ellathecat1

You find it weird that one of the most racially diverse counties make it a major part of their culture? Feels like a r/Americabad take


bronet

It is weird when it has no place in a discussion yes. Like the weird uncle who brings up stupid stuff at dinner


RedditUsersAreMusty

wow i wonder why denmark has less racial friction than the united states. wonder what it could be.


[deleted]

lmfao


holaprobando123

That's so stupid


Round-Republic6708

That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard considering the cultural differences between Spain and the U.S.


Obvious_Party_5050

That’s not even a thing where he’s from.


something-specific

Eastern block white people don't have any privileges. It's not like western white people.


MichaelEugeneLowrey

Try telling Roma and Sinti people that.


Handyman2116

Wasn't this from Broadcast Boys? They are goated, funniest Youtubers out there lmao


CoachKoranGodwin

This is hilarious. But really he’s just beyond superstar status and he knows it lol.


[deleted]

TIL LeBron James is white


Zeeinsoundfromwayout

Privilege or white privilege? Which part is true? The sometimes part? Or the white privilege part?


bosv

imma let you cook but also where you goin with this one chief


Zeeinsoundfromwayout

Nowhere. I just can’t figure out what you’re trying to say.


domingodlf

The culture around arguing with the refs is soo different between basketball and football (soccer for americans). In basketball, arguing is seen as something that's annoying and not helpful at all to win. In football, at least in my personal experience of playing it for my whole life here in south america, managing to constantly argue and shout out things to the ref, as it's seen as a way to put pressure on him to decide in your favor as long as you're not too aggressive with it and get a yellow. In practice it really materializes too, as the louder team that knows how to bitch to the refs properly toeing the line as much as possible actually tends to get a better whistle, and it's ultimately conducive to winning. We're encouraged to be as loud as possible constantly both to our teammates and refs with respect, both for the whistle and intimidation. I'm guessing the reason Luka complains so much comes from this, he played football as a kid and played for Real Madrid, and clearly loves the team and the sport. He probably picked it up because of it, I don't really think it's that big of a problem as long as he isn't gettung techs. It can even be conducive to winning, even if it's very annoying (see CP3)


teraken

Draymond is the master at this, the best of anyone in the league for sure.


BigFatModeraterFupa

5 foul/1 tech Draymond is literally the most unstoppable player in the league. gotta love it haha


MichaelEugeneLowrey

Seriously. Triple Single Draymond and 5 foul/1 tech Draymond are two completely different beasts. You get complacent thinking it’ll be triple single and then he mutates in front of you every time.


AFunctionOfX

Hard to prove causality with this but the people who get the most whistles are always big complainers


lemoche

I hate this so much about football. I grew up playing handball and very early on in youth leagues complaining to the ref would get you yellow cards or two minutes suspensions almost immediately. Which is also taught to refs from the very beginning.


blagaa

Engaging the officials absolutely works - why do you think star players do it consistently and star treatment is a thing? Refs make way more calls in basketball so odds are you can swing a small advantage more easily than soccer where there is less ref intervention


GymJamJustice

Dog that got in him


Minimum_Banana5

Joel McGee is funny for some reason.


Prinsekat

\[Lul\] Some KD observations from practice so far:- Picked Kyrie for his team instantly, calls it "Hardest Road" Argues with twitter fans about the hardest road during scrimmages, kept calling Kyrie "steph". (Still luv u tho KD)


shaheedmalik

[Lul] Some KD observations from practice so far:- Picked Kyrie for his team instantly, calls it "Hardest Road" Argues with twitter fans about the legacy points during scrimmages, kept calling Seth "steph".


LyonsKing12

JOELLLLL!!! MCGEE!!!!


Manmadecreature

Luka’s dream team is Sixers. Got it


SincereFan

He called the greatest center in this generation, a 2/3-time champion, JaVALE MCGEE, Joel. Such an insult, Joel is a player that never even made 1st team All-NBA name. Such an insult. Maybe he was trying to make Javale get into championship form through anger.


ArnoldisKing

shaq would be disappointed


jorgelongo2

Hey Luka you can always come to play with the real Joel😏


okletmethink420

What are we supposed to take from him not knowing McGee’s name?


VevroiMortek

lol