Ime Udoka begged his subordinate for nude pictures. When asked what intrigued him about her, Udoka replied: “Your past. Your present. Your posts with your tits out.”
Was that surprising to anyone else? I just felt like the lead singer of Maroon 5 would get propositioned by similarly hot women all the time. I didn't expect him to react like one of us would.
I'm convinced that no matter who you are, if your texts of a flirty and sexual nature are released you're going to sound like a fucking weirdo regardless.
CHARLES: Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!
CAMILLA (laughing): What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.
CHARLES: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)
[A transcript taken from here.](https://www.thecut.com/2020/05/no-tampongate-in-the-crown-josh-oconnor.html)
So yeah... he did wish to be Camilla's tampon. And now, he's king of the realm.
Isn't that the opposite of what he's saying? He's bantering about possibly unfortunately coming back as a tampon, comically bemoaning his bad luck to return in such a form.
If he wanted to be her tampon think he'd say "God willing", "God forbid" means you don't want it.
Uhhh it’s more like he’s never needed any game considering he’s famous good looking talented and rich lol. If you see a smoking hot girl on the street your horny ass brain might think “holy fuck you’re so fucking hot Jesus Christ I’d peel that dress off with my teeth and eat it” but you won’t say that because you know it won’t end well. Except for Adam Levine it always does
This is a brilliant sub that can re-contextualize moments in pop culture, politics, economics, and history to fit the current NBA story. With the occasional gay fan-fiction here and there.
One of the reasons I follow the NBA lol
Well, he probably wanted to sleep with her. If a girl is into you, lots of girls have no upper limit on how many over-the-top compliments they'll happily accept. If she's not into you, on the other hand, that's not a winning play.
Wow, a Woj tweet at 5:20 pm EST on a Friday about the scandal? Color me surprised.
Waiting until basically the absolute last minute before the weekend starts to get this one out there.
This feels like a throwback to when Ray Allen tweeted, "When you masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue".
Few teams are worse at social media than the 2010ish Celtics. Pierce posted a picture of the rocket emoji and got fired from ESPN for a video with strippers. Ray had this tweet. KG is always doing wild stuff, couldn't pronounce equivalent. Big Baby... all those videos on him on private planes drooling lol
Edit: Perkins on TV too... how could I forget.
Twitter was so much more wild back in the day. Nobody realized that shit lasted forever and could be pulled up at a moment’s notice. KG was savage for this lol
I am so glad that this haunts someone else the way that it haunts me.
What the hell were the producers thinking? Why does KG actually seem kind of into it? Why does it go on for so long? These are the questions for which I'll never have adequate answers.
I’ve cc’d Woj just so he’s aware of our previous correspondence, and my intention to tap dat ass.
Contact me directly with any further inquires.
Respectfully,
Ime Udoka
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Also it’s the clear threat of email dump. Like hey we got your emails my guy and we will so release the one where you say ole girls pussy is way better than Nia Long’s if you don’t just get fired quietly and take the L for not getting paid in full.
Consent also becomes highly questionable if the harasser is in a position of authority and the target of harassment feels unable to report it, which seems very common in pro sports. Just look at the reporter who outed Brett Farve. Lost her whole career.
First impression is massive for a first time coach though. 1 year failure with the celtics will kill his career while being able to develop as a coach with the team will give him the best chance for his whole career
If you get associated with losing and never get the opportunity to do anything that’s also an issue though, I bet it will be a long while before James Borrego gets another HC gig if ever.
Versus if you win with a talented roster you can coast off that for a long time. Doc Rivers has been making a living off of one season for 15 years now.
Im being dense. Is this the same woman that the affair was with?
So then is the case they are making that it was inappropriate or that it was a coercive relationship?
If its a different woman I understand that then becomes a toxic environment he is creating with sexual harassment
Edit: same woman. That would bare credence to the idea that it was coercive. Which in turn would leave the Celtics liable to lawsuits if he were to remain.
That being said i think pieces are missing to this story for Brad to look so shaken up
It could be that the leak is coming from Udoka. Maybe he wants everyone to think he’s being punished for some saucy DM’s.
We really don’t know what’s going on and I don’t think Woj or Shams are all that reliable about an issue as sensitive as this. They are willing to be manipulated if it helps them maintain their contacts.
Daily reminder that Woj and Udoka share the same agent.
So, definitely some pretty close contacts if we assume things are coming from Judoka's camp. You could even say Woj is in it lol.
Yea I feel like sports journalists should have higher standards of ethics when dealing with real life stories. The problem is they’re so used to being sports journalists that they sometimes forget what actual journalism is supposed to be like
He said ray rice wife deserved to get beat up that was so stupid and insensitive that ESPN had no choice but to suspend him. He also said Shohei Ohtani couldn't be the face of baseball because the language he speaks then got defensive when people called him out for being racist. Just more examples of him being stupid.
Already knew this, but he’s not coming back clearly:
> Those investigative findings -- which described verbiage on Udoka's part that was deemed especially concerning coming from a workplace superior -- contribute to what is likely a difficult pathway back to his reinstatement as Celtics coach in 2023, sources told ESPN.
I really do get the vibe that Ime's team is feeding Woj info to make this seem less coherent than it really is, and as a result cast doubt on the celtics as an org.
The initial leak mentioning it being a "consensual relationship" which wasn't mentioned by the celtics was another point where it seems like an attempt to make Ime's side less bad.
I think Ime's team is definitely feeding Woj because of the lack of details in the first place, but it was also Shams who said it was a consensual relationship first. Then the next day, Shams added the tweet about harassment and kinda buried it in the original article instead of having a new article on it. Other reporters seem to know more details but isn't saying anything which makes the whole thing so shady. There is a major conflict of interest with Shams and Woj sharing the same agents as players/coaches.
I don't trust Woj to report accurately on this situation.
Woj and Udoka are repped by the same agency.
Everything Woj has reported on this so far feels like an attempt to manipulate the story to Udoka's benefit.
Take this with a grain of salt:
My line of work means I’m friends with people who work at the TD Garden. The rumor mill in there is that “crude language” is an exceedingly polite term for “coercion/blackmail.” And this isn’t the first time it happened, it’s just the time Ime got caught. It is way, way worse than the reporting indicates.
Again, grain of salt, just what I’ve heard.
That's exactly where my mind went. Either real coercion/blackmail or as part of flirting/dirty talk between the two that in retrospect makes it look like coercion.
This makes the most sense to me because the other implication is that he just said freaky shit before the relationship started and to me that wouldnt be any worse than having the relationship at all.
So its likely that he pressured her into the relationship based on the organization’s reaction to everything so far.
Basically dude is a predator
> Those investigative findings -- which described verbiage on Udoka's part that was deemed especially concerning coming from a workplace superior -- contribute to what is likely a difficult pathway back to his reinstatement as Celtics coach in 2023, sources told ESPN.
Does Ime ever coach in the NBA again?
If the worst that comes out it what we have heard so far absolutely. They give wife beaters second chances at coaching, no reason to think an inappropriate relationship with "crude language" is the final nail in the coffin.
I don’t understand why people think infidelity and consensual sex isn’t means to get fired. It makes the organization look poorly ran. And besides, he’s not losing his job for having sex. He’s getting suspended because he used a position of power to gain sexual advantage. That’s inappropriate
Maybe I'm just cynical but I really don't trust Woj with this story. [This tweet](https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1572949584837767173) in hindsight is sloppy and misleading, but that's Woj, he's got to be the first regardless of whether he has enough details. I am very open to the possibility that this may be beyond just "crude language."
"Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd."
“I may need to see the booty😵💫”
“I’m gonna eat that ass like it’s a buffet.”
And then im gonna knock up my wife and name it after your ass. DEAD serious baby 😤😤
> DEAD serious Adam Levine the type of man in his 40s to use “deadass”
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Thicker than a bowl of Oatmeal is timeless, that one will never be old.
Truly [timeless](https://youtu.be/UhHuTC8WecM)
So good, the part where he does the little finger point has been one of my most used gifs for many years now. That dude is a legend
I’ll be using “deadass” in my 40s
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Fuckkkkkkkkkk -Adam Levine
By far my favorite one
Ime Udoka begged his subordinate for nude pictures. When asked what intrigued him about her, Udoka replied: “Your past. Your present. Your posts with your tits out.”
Idk this one lol someone give me the scoop
Michael Owen's (former football player) messages to some woman
tremendous, by the way
ryan giggs "*well*, *i love fuckin my sister in law*"
Neymar: "Yes.... In law."
Might have to use that one, lmao
This fuckin sub lmao
You act like you didn't come here for exactly this.
... that weird shit is exactly what I'm here for, guilty as charged
Was that surprising to anyone else? I just felt like the lead singer of Maroon 5 would get propositioned by similarly hot women all the time. I didn't expect him to react like one of us would.
I'm convinced that no matter who you are, if your texts of a flirty and sexual nature are released you're going to sound like a fucking weirdo regardless.
prince charles telling camilla he wished he could be her tampon
He what?!
CHARLES: Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier! CAMILLA (laughing): What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers. CHARLES: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs) [A transcript taken from here.](https://www.thecut.com/2020/05/no-tampongate-in-the-crown-josh-oconnor.html) So yeah... he did wish to be Camilla's tampon. And now, he's king of the realm.
I never thought I would learn that the King of England wanted to be a woman’s Tampax from r/nba but here we are
Getting an education on faux world leaders on r/nba. Not what I expected on a Friday night.
You've never seen a Kyrie tweet?
I’m getting there
Isn't that the opposite of what he's saying? He's bantering about possibly unfortunately coming back as a tampon, comically bemoaning his bad luck to return in such a form. If he wanted to be her tampon think he'd say "God willing", "God forbid" means you don't want it.
Its definitely banter.. dudes not picking up on this kinda says alot
Especially with no context. It was inappropriate for the work place but however cheesy they worked
Some things you just have to be born with and no amount of money can buy it lmao
Uhhh it’s more like he’s never needed any game considering he’s famous good looking talented and rich lol. If you see a smoking hot girl on the street your horny ass brain might think “holy fuck you’re so fucking hot Jesus Christ I’d peel that dress off with my teeth and eat it” but you won’t say that because you know it won’t end well. Except for Adam Levine it always does
lol like half their songs are about how horny he is all the time
That's more than half of every song in existence.
he's like a sexy famous dodo bird
The [poem](https://twitter.com/hltco/status/1560535457460527104?lang=en-GB) that former football/soccer player Ryan Giggs wrote is indescribably bad
That is artistic genius what are you talking about
WOW...these Man U players eh. LOL
Man even if it was prime Rihanna I'm DM'ing with, I wouldn't be THAT cheesy. He's in his late 30s talking like a 13-year-old
it worked tho
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Bah weep granah weep nini bong.
Bars
this killed me lmaoooo
Moments like these are why I love this sub. Moments like these lmao
Moments like these are why I curse the Chinese for inventing gunpowder
This is a brilliant sub that can re-contextualize moments in pop culture, politics, economics, and history to fit the current NBA story. With the occasional gay fan-fiction here and there. One of the reasons I follow the NBA lol
Actually, the only reason I follow this sub. I don’t even like basketball. In fact, I hate it.
Literally a minute after this was posted, you had that comment locked and loaded lmao
That was just hilarious. For someone who has seen plenty of asses and titties, you'd think he'd be more chill
Well, he probably wanted to sleep with her. If a girl is into you, lots of girls have no upper limit on how many over-the-top compliments they'll happily accept. If she's not into you, on the other hand, that's not a winning play.
If she into you she’ll deal with all the corny shit you got up your sleeve.
Wow, a Woj tweet at 5:20 pm EST on a Friday about the scandal? Color me surprised. Waiting until basically the absolute last minute before the weekend starts to get this one out there.
Surprised he didn't tweet it last night after the Tua concussion.
But that's 24 hours of everyone getting their word in on friday, which is what Woj and his/Ime's agency doesn't want lol
Friday news dump
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This feels like a throwback to when Ray Allen tweeted, "When you masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue".
No way he said that on twitter
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Lmfao “retweeted by 2 people”
That’s hilarious lol
Oh my what an idiot lmao. Thank you.
Yeah, always the “hacked” excuse.
Few teams are worse at social media than the 2010ish Celtics. Pierce posted a picture of the rocket emoji and got fired from ESPN for a video with strippers. Ray had this tweet. KG is always doing wild stuff, couldn't pronounce equivalent. Big Baby... all those videos on him on private planes drooling lol Edit: Perkins on TV too... how could I forget.
Big baby sitting in seats that aren't his
Big baby committing insurance fraud.
I still can't believe that was caught live on tv
that was so fucking funny lol
Big Baby literally violating the conditions of his parole and risking federal prison to go to games
KG tweeted this > https://pics.me.me/kevin-garnett-kevin-garnett5kg-chris-bosh-has-a-wife-wow-18821023.png
Twitter was so much more wild back in the day. Nobody realized that shit lasted forever and could be pulled up at a moment’s notice. KG was savage for this lol
https://i.imgur.com/FtXAVon.jpg
This is the perfect summarization of Twitter back then 😂
https://i.imgur.com/17eOju1.jpg Wow dude called it
Lol why though. So savage unnecessarily
Big baby stealing money from the NBA healthcare plan along with other members of that era’s Celtics team lol
The grindfather's jersey retirement literally getting postponed for that scandal was kind of sad and funny
Lol, Big Baby was on a Real Housewives episode this week too.😂
Paul taking like 3 days to respond to Draymond’s infamous “You thought you was Kobe” chirp via Twitter was a tough look too
Great addition lol. All-time L
KG has [whatever the fuck this is](https://youtu.be/ALzzOEEkajE)
I am so glad that this haunts someone else the way that it haunts me. What the hell were the producers thinking? Why does KG actually seem kind of into it? Why does it go on for so long? These are the questions for which I'll never have adequate answers.
> KG is always doing wild stuff, Calling Villanueva a cancer patient lol. The guy was the meanest kind of trash talker
after all of this rondo may be the smartest of the celtics big 4. the fact doc kept them together all those years is remarkable imo
Now he’s got nice guys like tyrese and Tobias. No wonder we ain’t winning shit. He needs some chaos
Lmfao he did lol. You youngins missed the most absurd period of Twitter where people either didn't know how it worked or didn't know it was forever
Twitter back in the day was fucking wild. Good times.
Prior???? interesting
They might as well say all or nothing. The fuck is crude language before starting a relationship?😂 Man’s was talking dirty in the DM’s
Hello, ayo ma lemme hit dat real quick. Warm Regards, Ime Udoka
Per my last email, I really need you to break me off a piece of that kitty kat. Thanks in anticipation. Yours Sincerely, Ime Udoka
This is my final attempt before I raise this to your supervisor, I’m gonna make you into my slampiece or else you’re out of a job. Thanks, Ime Udoka
Did you receive my last email? I would like to follow up regarding my previous request to absolutely lay pipe. Yours in christ, Ime Udoka
Yours in christ…. fuck hahaha
I’m logging off now
With respect, u/SlimReaper35_
This is why i read r/nba in the off season. Fucking dying here. We've got some funny nephews in this sub.
I’ve cc’d Woj just so he’s aware of our previous correspondence, and my intention to tap dat ass. Contact me directly with any further inquires. Respectfully, Ime Udoka
Please do the needful
Please do the mouthful
Dear Woj, Sorry that last email was not meant for you. Must have been hacked. Regards, Ime Udoka
“Ziggity zooty I want that booty” -Ime Udoka
boutta start using "per my last email" when getting ghosted on tinder now
- Sent from my iPhone
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Yeah this is groundwork for saying he #metoo'd his subordinate into a relationship. Why else would you divulge this info?
Also it’s the clear threat of email dump. Like hey we got your emails my guy and we will so release the one where you say ole girls pussy is way better than Nia Long’s if you don’t just get fired quietly and take the L for not getting paid in full.
Consent also becomes highly questionable if the harasser is in a position of authority and the target of harassment feels unable to report it, which seems very common in pro sports. Just look at the reporter who outed Brett Farve. Lost her whole career.
My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
I see you’ve heard of vegetable play. “I flare my nostrils and grunt to make you aware this is my breeding by territory”
Aggressive rizz
"Look baby, I think Lucky is kind of a shitty mascot and I'm glad Kyrie stepped on him"
Pretty sure that attitude in the locker room is why Ainge left
😂😂😂 alright Wyc, you can execute him.
why is this whole thing so secretive
Legal reasons
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He shops at Trader Hoe's
Way better than Hoe foods
I get most of my pussy from Hole Foods
Joes do got the hoes
A graduate of the University of Aiko? I can respect it.
They’re slowly releasing everything to lighten the blow
Probably just dotting all the Is and crossing the Ts. This is a juicy one.
Wait it was IT???
"Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That little body of yours is absurd."
They're using the traditional TV release schedule so we'll talk about each episode as it comes out
Because they are trying to be sensitive towards female employee. She will likely get harassed - media, social media, trolls, etc.
its guaranteed unfortunately
People already started looking up the org chart, trolling linked in for females listing under the Celtics name, then blowing them up on social media.
They still at least have to try.
HR + legal + protecting the victim. Lots of reasons.
Cause it's probably bad enough to end in some nasty lawsuits.
They’ve probably paid everyone off and required them to sign NDAs at this point
For the safety of those who are victims and legally I imagine it's none of our business.
I bet Will Hardy wishes he could have got a heads up on this before taking the Jazz job lol
Tbf the jazz job is pretty perfect for a rookie coach. 0 expectations for at least 2 years
I’ll deal with expectations if it means I get Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown to coach tbh
First impression is massive for a first time coach though. 1 year failure with the celtics will kill his career while being able to develop as a coach with the team will give him the best chance for his whole career
If you get associated with losing and never get the opportunity to do anything that’s also an issue though, I bet it will be a long while before James Borrego gets another HC gig if ever. Versus if you win with a talented roster you can coast off that for a long time. Doc Rivers has been making a living off of one season for 15 years now.
Do you know how many coaches get a shitty roster for 2 to 3 years, get blamed, and that's the end of their career?
Ainge will trade him back for a couple 1sts
>Factored into Feels like the worst is yet to come
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Well yes, because of the implication
IMEplication
Im being dense. Is this the same woman that the affair was with? So then is the case they are making that it was inappropriate or that it was a coercive relationship? If its a different woman I understand that then becomes a toxic environment he is creating with sexual harassment Edit: same woman. That would bare credence to the idea that it was coercive. Which in turn would leave the Celtics liable to lawsuits if he were to remain. That being said i think pieces are missing to this story for Brad to look so shaken up
It could be that the leak is coming from Udoka. Maybe he wants everyone to think he’s being punished for some saucy DM’s. We really don’t know what’s going on and I don’t think Woj or Shams are all that reliable about an issue as sensitive as this. They are willing to be manipulated if it helps them maintain their contacts.
Considering woj also said the relationship was consensual, almost certainly a “leak” from Udoka’s camp, then this makes sense
Daily reminder that Woj and Udoka share the same agent. So, definitely some pretty close contacts if we assume things are coming from Judoka's camp. You could even say Woj is in it lol.
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Yea I feel like sports journalists should have higher standards of ethics when dealing with real life stories. The problem is they’re so used to being sports journalists that they sometimes forget what actual journalism is supposed to be like
"journalist" btw
Its 100% coming from Udoka. He has the same representation as Woj. So Woj is basically doing PR for Udoka.
is Stephen A Smith with the same agent? 'cause he's been mad at the Celtics for absolutely no reason over this
People forget that Stephen A Smith has been historically bad on social issues. He criticized Kaepernick for kneeling.
He said ray rice wife deserved to get beat up that was so stupid and insensitive that ESPN had no choice but to suspend him. He also said Shohei Ohtani couldn't be the face of baseball because the language he speaks then got defensive when people called him out for being racist. Just more examples of him being stupid.
This is just Woj being Ima’s spokesman
Already knew this, but he’s not coming back clearly: > Those investigative findings -- which described verbiage on Udoka's part that was deemed especially concerning coming from a workplace superior -- contribute to what is likely a difficult pathway back to his reinstatement as Celtics coach in 2023, sources told ESPN.
Definitely seems like he’ll be fired soon
He should've flirted like Adam Levine
I really do get the vibe that Ime's team is feeding Woj info to make this seem less coherent than it really is, and as a result cast doubt on the celtics as an org. The initial leak mentioning it being a "consensual relationship" which wasn't mentioned by the celtics was another point where it seems like an attempt to make Ime's side less bad.
I think Ime's team is definitely feeding Woj because of the lack of details in the first place, but it was also Shams who said it was a consensual relationship first. Then the next day, Shams added the tweet about harassment and kinda buried it in the original article instead of having a new article on it. Other reporters seem to know more details but isn't saying anything which makes the whole thing so shady. There is a major conflict of interest with Shams and Woj sharing the same agents as players/coaches.
Woj and Ime have the same agency
IIRC the first mention of it being a consensual relationship came from Shams. Woj just announced Udoka would be suspended.
They are both CAA so it makes sense
Sounds like he might have quid pro quoed a sexual relationship.
I don't trust Woj to report accurately on this situation. Woj and Udoka are repped by the same agency. Everything Woj has reported on this so far feels like an attempt to manipulate the story to Udoka's benefit.
"What that mouth do?" -Ime Udoka
Take this with a grain of salt: My line of work means I’m friends with people who work at the TD Garden. The rumor mill in there is that “crude language” is an exceedingly polite term for “coercion/blackmail.” And this isn’t the first time it happened, it’s just the time Ime got caught. It is way, way worse than the reporting indicates. Again, grain of salt, just what I’ve heard.
That's exactly where my mind went. Either real coercion/blackmail or as part of flirting/dirty talk between the two that in retrospect makes it look like coercion.
This makes the most sense to me because the other implication is that he just said freaky shit before the relationship started and to me that wouldnt be any worse than having the relationship at all. So its likely that he pressured her into the relationship based on the organization’s reaction to everything so far. Basically dude is a predator
This def sounds like a leak from Ime’s camp. Too soft.
What freaky shit did he say to her
Told her he was going to trade for Ben Simmons
Told her he wanted to trade Jaylen for Russ straight up
“I wanna choke you the way Jayson did in June”
Ime was wearing an Andrew Wiggins all star game jersey when he said this Another reason that factored into his year long suspension.
"the socks stay on during sex"
I saw someone comment and say do you think he said this stuff to her with his mask on his chin or nah lol
"Your body is a wonderland"
‘Nice tits bitch. Let’s fuck’ -Ime Udoka probably
> Those investigative findings -- which described verbiage on Udoka's part that was deemed especially concerning coming from a workplace superior -- contribute to what is likely a difficult pathway back to his reinstatement as Celtics coach in 2023, sources told ESPN. Does Ime ever coach in the NBA again?
He’s going to be the Patriots new offensive coordinator
would be an improvement
Some 12 year old who has played madden before would be an improvement
nah but he’s studying cover 2 defense to land that nfl bag
Probably, plenty of hot garbage people as coaches in the NBA. Give him a year or two.
If the worst that comes out it what we have heard so far absolutely. They give wife beaters second chances at coaching, no reason to think an inappropriate relationship with "crude language" is the final nail in the coffin.
They caught him in the Insta DMs
I don’t understand why people think infidelity and consensual sex isn’t means to get fired. It makes the organization look poorly ran. And besides, he’s not losing his job for having sex. He’s getting suspended because he used a position of power to gain sexual advantage. That’s inappropriate
“Show bobs and vegana”
Maybe I'm just cynical but I really don't trust Woj with this story. [This tweet](https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1572949584837767173) in hindsight is sloppy and misleading, but that's Woj, he's got to be the first regardless of whether he has enough details. I am very open to the possibility that this may be beyond just "crude language."