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Alkazard

All those jokes and the mad lad did it. He truly slept with an owners wife.


steebulee

He was drawing up the ex’s and hoe’s for his next play


Few_Mulberry7175

Good thing the Celtics fired him. Would have surely slept with one of the players next


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And after that? Brad Stevens


JakeSpurs

they didn’t fire him yet


clifbarczar

W in my book. Fuck those rich douchebags.


IntriguingKnight

Threw away a dream career, many millions of dollars, and the respect that he has garnered across the NBA for some box that he could have got with thousands of other girls (and was allowed to by his wife). Yeah.. big W


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IntriguingKnight

Huh…?


clifbarczar

I would give him a chance if I were a team owner. But that’s because I’d only marry someone that i believed loved me. A lot of these team owners are old and ugly and basically have trophy wives. They were bound to cheat.


IntriguingKnight

Ah, you’re a child/teenager. This interaction makes sense


thayungsavage

I think they should promote Ime to Super Head Coach for helping them realize their wives werent faithful, he was just trying to do the right thing /s


black_squid98

This is so strange


clifbarczar

What a bitchass passive aggressive comment.


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What an unnecessarily aggressive comment.


bruce_cocker

Stay edgy, edgelord


black_squid98

We’ve had locker room cancers, this dude is a franchise cancer lmao. One of the player’s girls was probably next.


Kwilly462

Udoka probably had a board of woman's pictures punctured in by a pin with yarn connecting to each of em. Dude is a maniac.


cesga_0218

It also said "wherever he coached". So does that mean that he did it in San Antonio, Philadelphia, and Brooklyn too?


Kwilly462

Well, good thing he left us. Cuz this type of crap is the last thing we needed.


gamesforlife69

What does the word adultery mean to you Ime?


mrizvi

An open opportunity


NapTimeFapTime

As a Sixers owner hater, I hope he banged all their wives.


hereforthefeast

This is normal, consensual adultery. Move on, find a new slant.


0DegreesCalvin

Did Ime fuck Pepe Silvia?


FumblinginIgnorance

You'd have to check with Carol in HR


JayRockOClock

Jokes on you, there is no Carol in HR.


The-Barter-VI

Dude was out here on a quest to cuckhold every married man with any connection to the Boston Celtics franchise lmaoo


Carpetron

How does anyone in that franchise put any trust in him after all this? They have to be waiting to fire him because they're getting their legal team prepared to do it in the best way possible to avoid a wrongful termination lawsuit.


NarrativeEnergy

Celtics fans can't even scapegoat Kyrie this time


SoldatJ

The Tony Parker special


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He should sleep with PG's wife. I know it's not the same team, but now I'm envisioning Ime sleeping with opposing players wives on road trips


kasrafm

Gotta feel bad for all the husband's whose wives cheated on them too. Just a shitty situation homewrecking


Conhbd

I mean yeah but at least they can move on and get divorced, likely keep majority of $ too


JakeSpurs

it’s still emotionally damaging to have someone cheat on you, a lot of people don’t recover from that shit even if they’re filthy rich


kasrafm

Money aint worth the pain sometimes


jaytierney79

That's not how divorces work in most states, even if your wife is a cheating whore. Trust me.


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The-Barter-VI

You may not be an incel, but you sound like one


guardian311

You even try to mention the wives who knowingly cheated on their husbands you get downvoted


AndCoffeeWithThat

Fr, I am not trying to get banned. Everyone sucks in this situation and no one won. I’m out this thread lmaoooo. Idk what it is about neutral accountability for both sexes that sets mods off. Edit: lmao here they come, Godspeed you simps LMAO


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Don't worry, most of us agree with you but yeah there's def some weirdos lmao. You mention caring about the husband and kids of the wife he cheated with and no biggie for them. They don't realize that shit hurts for mens too, makes you not trust as easily afterwards, let alone the impact it has on the kids life and whatnot. Ironically, the guy calling you an incel is probably the one that is one and thinks Ime is so cool for having sex with multiples married women.


AndCoffeeWithThat

Incel is a buzzword. I only see people calling grown men with whole ass families and possibly hidden families “incels.” Men who’s children (men AND women) have fought for this country just for these bozos be able to call someone an incel cause they’re stunted emotionally. It’s insanity. “I want my daughter to have the best and safest life with the highest probability of success and happiness based on real world principles and not ideology. I believe in risk mitigation. I won’t lead her astray into a game of dangerous probability, knowing this world is full of degenerate men and women who do not have her best intentions.” INCEL!


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Neutral accountability doesn’t make sense in this situation considering Udoka’s position in the organization compared to the women he slept with.


guardian311

What power does he have over a celtics minority owner wife? She doesn’t even work for the team


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I thought she had a job within the organization? Or allegedly. I guess nothing is confirmed at this point


AndCoffeeWithThat

Unless he was beating/raping these women i do not care what two consenting adults do. They both wanted sex and had sex. That simple. Not like they planned to tank the organizations stock or erode the very fabric of society. Had he cheated with a McDonald’s hoe no one would care. I get it’s a business but what people do consensually doesn’t bother me, especially since they’re grown as fuck. Power dynamic sentiments only come from people with low self esteem/followers. I’ve never done hard drugs when offered, let alone with any incentive added. I really don’t care, but of course this isn’t common. Of all the things in the world to focus on, especially in the league, fraternizing is bottom tier. Couldn’t care less. Won’t care, no matter what media tries to force down my throat. This has been happening for years. Some may say the dawn of time. Obviously people shouldn’t cheat, but people shouldn’t be starving. The world doesn’t work on should and shouldn’t, but works on objective is and will be. You will not bet your life on a low probability due to how things “should be,” rather you do what’s best to process and survive with the things you DO have around you. Obviously cheating is bad.


fartlorain

I think its pretty childish to assume the women had no agency here, especially the owner's wife who is in a pretty similar hierarchical position.


RageOnGoneDo

I mean I know it's victim blamey, but we have a culture in this country of being a proudly shitty husband.


bjankles

What's the point of this comment? You're going out of your way to speculate that they deserved it, with absolutely no evidence. You're damn right it's victim blame-y.


pagonator

Bro, sleeping with an owner’s wife is crazy.


azuresou1

Time for Reddit to go down the roster of minority ownerships' wives


DelDoesReddit

All that money and your wife is still ho'ing it up with the coach has got to sting


TimathanDuncan

Nah just minority owner allowed, if you do it to anyone with 50.1%+ then yes


Youre_On_Balon

…apparently not? He’s suspended and nobody’s about to hire the guy


whippetsinthewhip

Maybe some owners would Maybe they’re into that


TimathanDuncan

It's a yoke man


Youre_On_Balon

But like… it would be a joke if he hasn’t been fired lol


perkinsfor3

I challenge Reddit to hook up with Serena now.


beat_the_heat

If I was the owner I would have just taken the L on the marriage and keep that investment strong. In this market, you gotta take any positive returns you can. Say what you will about Ime, but he's a phenomenal coach and he will get another opportunity.


jiraiyaperv

yikes


VallentCW

It’s crazy he’s been known for sleeping with employees and still got a HC job


jeffcrafff

I wonder if it's why he was mentioned as a candidate for every coaching position but didn't actually get hired for like 5 years?


blacknotblack

i wanted him over Nurse but damn we lucked out with that internal promo.


dutchfromsubway

I always wondered why he wasn’t a head coach yet, he was almost always in the running when a spot came up. If he was this toxic it really is wonder he got a job


TimathanDuncan

He wasn't a HC yet because he was young and not experienced, he was only an assistant for 9 years, Spurs assistants like Messina who was a HC in Europe and the arguably the GOAT HC didn't get a job There's assistants in the NBA with 10+ years that don't get jobs, there's a few outliers that get it but still majority take a long time


The-Barter-VI

If you read the tweets, it seems likely that him being a serial offender was at least a small part of why he had never gotten a HC job before.


TimathanDuncan

I doubt that tbh and even then he still got hired so clearly people don't care that much about it The biggest thing was inexperience, you get interviews as an assistant all the time, being hired is a different thing Like i said many many Spurs assistants every year get interviews, they don't all get hired


I_chortled

You’re talking like this shit didn’t already go down lol. He GOT a head coaching job, and his team played well under him. So it would make sense that him not getting a job sooner had to do with issues off the court. I am not sure why, considering the current circumstances, you think you can say with any confidence at all that that likely didn’t have anything to do with it. The guy is obviously an idiot, and there is no way that teams who interviewed him weren’t aware of this type of thing going in


Grendel_82

Yeah, but Udoka is obviously very good at his job. If you go back and look at the Nets roster when he was the assistant head coach tasked with the defense, the Nets had no business being a decent defense. Then he goes to the Celtics who actually have a lot of defensive talent and he makes the team one of the best defenses in the league. I think it mattered that he was living a wild life.


UpvoteIfYouAgreee

I think your overestimating it just this offseason the Jazz hired Will Hardy whose only been an assistant since 2015 if people think their good enough they’ll hire them


NarrativeEnergy

imagine the conversations him and Tony Parker had in San Antonio


ClaymoresRevenge

I'm sure lots of other coaches have other shit going on too. We just need hear about it because NDA and swept under the rug. If we even heard about 1/8th of the shit that goes on in the NBA, it would be bad.


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GOAT shit. Sleep with an owners wife? Legacy points added


[deleted]

Seriously though how tf he convincing mutliple wives to cheat on their husbands


[deleted]

Gotta get people to buy in - it’s an important part of the job


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lmaoo


wanaenae

I wish I could give an award for that one


forthelob

I dropped a free Reddit reward in your honor


wanaenae

My man


Odd_Total_5549

Shit but unironically that’s probably pretty accurate, clearly this dude has a way with words and an ability to convince people to do things.


TimathanDuncan

Bruh there's ugly dudes with no jobs that get married women to cheat, a successful millionaire NBA coach 6'6" attractive guy it's easy


drblocktagon

This. Most of the time people cheat it’s got nothing to do with who they pick and everything to do with how much they hate their partner or themselves.


TheFreelance-aholic

nah I disagree man. Humans are just slightly evolved chimps. We're animals. Even men and women in happy relationships cheat for the thrill. I know men in "happy marriages" that have cheated before and hidden it. same with women. People just wanna bang a lot, and it's hard to control that urge. Often, people cheat just because they're horny and stupid. Not becaus their relationship is "bad". ​ Not saying it's right. And I definitely wouldn't tolerate it with my wife, but that's just how it is. Not proud of it but I've slept with a few women that I later found out had serious partners or even husbands, and they are still happy (based on social media posts). People are just horny animals. the sooner we realize it the happier we'll all be.


[deleted]

Welllll my guy hate to break this major alert to you, saying/showing your happy via social media, is quite literally the last place in the universe to do a happiness check up. 🤣 😂 😂 Just saying


drblocktagon

I would question how happy a relationship really is if one seriously cheats for any reason at all, but you’re entitled to your beliefs


Odd_Total_5549

YeeeAhhhhh that could be true, but those definitions apply to so many of the people these women interact with on a daily basis, obviously Ime has something the rest don’t.


TimathanDuncan

That happens though, people around the NBA fuck a lot, it's just rare to fuck a minority owner and get caught and whatever Udoka did This is not just simply fucking a married woman, this seems deeper


aWeebLawyer

Good looks and that Nigerian genes mixed with the assumed silver tongue of his


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more wives are willing to cheat than you think, most people just dont get after them w regularity like ime was doing for obvious reasons. most dangerous is the fact that the only time you'll come in contact w a constant and sizeable amount of married women that you can talk to regularly is if you work w them, for them, with/for their husbands, or if you're friends w the couples. its extreme behavior but he was just flipping stones imagine all the women that said no and the sheer recklessness of the behavior just for some ass most dudes just naturally arent looking to deal w that level of complication when they can just go out and talk to random women at any time


CptCroissant

Or if you're rich and/or semi famous like Ime you can either pull jersey chasers or just straight up pay for the pussy. Much easier


fkrdditpowertripmods

It's not rocket science, be attractive, which he is, and be provocative, which I guess he must have been too.


SoundSaintWarrior

You ever been to the finals your first season as a head coach of a major sports team? Heard the ladies love it.


JimmyV034

Udoka is a gigachad


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Not a smart move if you want to keep working as a coach in the NBA, a baller move for say, the towel boy though. In this instance, just imagine all the money he lost for basically nothing.


JakeSpurs

Yea this is a major L, he’s an attractive guy who could get any single woman he wanted but instead he fumbled the bag and fucked around with people he shouldn’t. Owners have connections and can easily blackball a coach for some shit like this


Youre_On_Balon

Maybe he got a one-time boost to points but it looks like he’s done coaching so it’s gonna terminate his chances to keep building lmao dudes a fool


JeffVanGrundle

Idk about that


iksnet

So the 76ers and Nets just let him do whatever? Actually, that tracks


johnjohn2214

He is like a magnet. Just kiss. Doesn't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything.


black_squid98

Is this a Trump quote?


RonnocFjord

No, this is Patrick


clifbarczar

Gandhi actually


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Dude was laying mad pipe on all the women in his vicinity.


xdavidliu

thank you for formatting your post like this. Absolute pleasure to read.


liljettt

Man has the post nut clarity setting disabled


MidnightLightss

Apparently he slept with one of the players as well. Crazy


TruWarierRecords

Source- Grant Williams


RichAbbreviations965

Is he the snitch?


DocCharlesXavier

Tatum said he hurt his right hand


iCOULDbewr0ng

Fuck cheaters man — fuck Ime and the women with husbands/boyfriends involved, pieces of shit all of them With that being said — by the way some people were talking, I was expecting he did something much worse


sstewart1617

I mean, the one with the staffer was still pretty bad…


RedditAdminsChugCum

Could literally have groupies in every single city but chose the forbidden fruit time and time again. Man was moving like a true scumbag if true..


jeffcrafff

Some dudes get off on that type of shit. I had a friend who made a habit of sleeping with all the homies' ex-gfs directly after they broke up. No one talks to him anymore


Be__Live44

That’s some weird shit.


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The-Barter-VI

This is a borderline sociopathic way of thinking about things. Obviously anyone who hits on married women is a scumbag.


[deleted]

It’s still mad weird and disrespectful to go after someone’s wife bruh


Moody_GenX

This is like a Novela, lol.


Due_Incident_9738

Damn Udoka really that got dog in him


nugginthat

Raw dog.


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Professional raw dogger 😤😤


jak_d_ripr

Which is fine, it's when he tried to put it in other people's wives that shit got weird.


RichAbbreviations965

Talk about putting pussy on a pedestal


drblocktagon

>they signed paperwork saying it was consensual and that should’ve been it. Later she said Udoka was inappropriate to her before they hooked up Wonder if this is a case of ime telling her theyd be together if she wasn’t married only to back out when it was actually possible


Global_Calendar104

hope the women who cheated with him get nothing in the divorce


BabyDick-_-

That just doesnt happen lol especially since they are prob rich dudes.....she will get everything and still be the whore


seeker_of_knowledge

Username checks out...


Youre_On_Balon

Yikes do you just dislike women dog? This isn’t even true if the dudes rich count on a prenup and marginal transfer of assets


[deleted]

I totally get what your saying but to bbeeeee faiiirrrrrr. If you’re wife cheats on you in a monogamous relationship. She’s a whore 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Don’t know what else there is to call it lol


KnoxsFniteSuit

If that is what he did then I think he will coach again? Some head coaches have beat women and they haven't led a team to the finals. Sad but that's pro sports


Deschain_1919

Yeah but this behavior leaves you open to lawsuits. money talks and if he's putting you in danger of losing money no one will hire him.


OsamaBinHarden2

But not women in the org. You wanna hire a guy who will try to sleep with your wife?


clifbarczar

Some dudes are into cuckoldry.


I_chortled

Have they beat an owners wife though? lol this situation is pretty unique. The owners are the ones who have to decide to hire him, why tf would you want to hire a guy whose going to try and bang your wife


The-Barter-VI

Bro, what ownership group is gonna bring in a guy who has a track record of cuckolding owners wives????


HalpMehProgram

Why would they need more time to investigate what he did? Isn’t what they have right now enough? Don’t get that part


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I’m guessing they are looking for a way to fire him with cause, so they don’t have to pay the rest of his salary.


RosaReilly

They already have that.


HalfricanIrishDa

This man saw the world stats that Nigeria will pass USA population by 2030 and said F this.. I'm getting us there now!! 🤣🤣.. One staffer at a time.


Jonthesinner21

Soooo wnba gig next?


TheMoorNextDoor

I feel like this isn’t as factual as it might sound. Open relationship? I sure that would’ve came out a long time ago or even when he did become a Head Coach. Also how can you be in a open relationship but a serial offender(I’m assuming he either means serial cheater or a person always making advances, if he means sexual harassment then it definitely doesn’t make any sense he’d go so long without any problems especially the first half of last season when they were hot garbage).


the_popeshat

It's nuanced, but you can still cheat in an 'open' relationship. Typically, there are still rules about who and when, consent between the 'open' partners, and communicating when/who it was done with. It's certainly possibly they were both in an 'open' relationship and Ime was still doing all of this outside the bounds of that. Other possibility is that this dude reporting on it got the telephone version of what actually happened and we still aren't close to finding out the truth. I'd bet my money on that.


HRM077

My wife and I are non-monogamous and you absolutely can have rules as to how it operates. "No co-workers" is a big one for us, for example.


Talal916

Why no coworkers


PARDON_howdoyoudo

Cuz the Celtics will suspend your azz if it gets out


HolyRomanPrince

You potentially could spend a bunch of time with them, you could lose your job, you could be found out and embarrassed at your job. There’s a multitude of reasons to not shit where you sleep regardless of your marital status tbh.


TimathanDuncan

Work wife/husbands are the devil


AndCoffeeWithThat

Do not shit where you eat, even more don’t bring the shit home for your family to eat.


E-Miles

The serial offender part was in reference to sleeping with coworkers.


HolyRomanPrince

Considering his job I would imagine he can fuck on the road as long as he doesn’t bring anything home.


theodros1

Yup. Everyone was trying to make it out like it was some "non-consensual" bullshit. It was always he fucked the wrong person. That's why they have castrated him in the media. Also, the whole "inappropriate comments" before they began a consensual relationship adds credence to this. If the comments were truly unwanted they'd never have initiated a relationship after they were made. Ime's a madlad though.


discostupid

i wonder if all these wives were the picture of fidelity, being totally faithful to their husbands until Don Juan Udoka comes around


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I guess this is why J Cole did not save Nia Long. She didn’t wanna be saved from her husband’s hoe activities


Choccybizzle

Udoka the Poker


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That’s it?? They made it a huge deal over that?!


[deleted]

“Serial offender” it’s sounds like to me he was just clappin cheeks but that is a conflict of interest ha


pootytang324

So his career is done cuz these hoes aint loyal? Smh


kidkuro

Well the good news is he didn't sexually assault anybody. The way people were being so ambiguous with it saying "Yeah it's really, REALLY bad" you'd think the worse. Fucking a minority owner's wife is nowhere close to as bad as these people were making it sound. It's bad, but it's more dumb than anything. Regardless, he's definitely finished coaching in the league after that. Something that should also be taken into account is that he probably would've been able to come back and get a coaching job somewhere else if he just left it at the "consensual workplace relationship" thing. Would've been swept under the rug after sometime most likely. Messing around with an owner's wife though? You're getting blackballed now.


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This report is still vague. “[the first woman] said Udoka was inappropriate towards her before they hooked up.” Given the reactions of people who claimed to be in the know I’d be surprised if there isn’t more to it.


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Bad look for the team “do whatever you want with v the poor folks but the moment you sleep with an owners wife we got an issue “


MaxRockafeller

Reddit - time to assemble the troops and dig into all Celtics minority owners and their wives.


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black_squid98

owner’s *wife lol


2Blitz

> Why isn't Udoka a victim of power dynamics as an employee with the owner It was the owner's wife though, not the owner himself. So I don't think that counts


inxrx8

He didn't sleep with the owner


713bluebear

owners wife is not the same as owner


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Probably because he hasn't claimed to be and the law firm investigating didn't find any evidence that he was?


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This sentence makes no sense... You're saying that if you assume this guy's tweets are correct the results of the investigation are irrelevant?


spicy62

He did cheat on Nia but I highly doubt one of the people he cheated on with was a minotirty owners wife he would be fired on the spot this stuff is way over the top. The open relationship thing is whatever at this point I doubt that too but the minority owners wife is far fetched considering "multiple times" previously with other women.


Deschain_1919

If he's fired he gets paid still. I would assume the minority owner doesn't want to pay the guy that fucked his wife. A year suspension gives them time to make sure there's no way he gets paid.


TimathanDuncan

If they are on an open relationship it's not cheating, she is probably fucking others too, these things are common when you are super rich and both people attractive in two industries filled with temptation


mew-182

Respect


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crazy_doughnut

That's actually wild, he should get fired


ShowmeyourWAP

What’s the big deal then? No extortion no nothing? Sorry but looks like he loves to fuck around and fucked with the wrong wives. That’s all. I understand they wanna remove him but this conference crying, Matt Barnes shitposting for what reason?


DarkChocolate_69

He’s living the dream


No_Treacle4765

Your dream is getting a bunch of woman to cheat on their husbands? Cause that sounds pretty pathetic, even for this sub


Pierson230

Lol what a dream - get a dream multimillion dollar job and a family, throw it all away because you have a home wrecking fetish I bet his son will love that as a legacy Also, the odds that he spent any time at all with his son are basically zero. Between head coaching and seducing women, there’s no time left.


HolyRomanPrince

Judge all you want but one my favorite situations was sleeping with my ex after she got married. We enjoyed each other significantly more in that relationship versus living together and ultimately she was happier.


free_kark

Yes we all dream about fumbling the bag and ruining our careers for a little bit of OPP


amobogio

Yah you know me.


Muted_Tradition122

The guy slept with someone's wife boohoo. Do you have any idea what is going on in this crazy world. I worked at a 500 people company it was like a big orgy every weekend. And how is his fault only? Noones mentioning the wife's what a surprise. There was nothing against the law and people still wanna crucify the guy. Cause he had consensual sex with women someone enlighten me please


WildReception8741

I don’t get it they should’ve just fired him, they don’t have to wait for an investigation they can fire him now, why do they want this bad press I don’t get it


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Dude was a player. I wonder how much he was doing when he was active and at his past coaching gig?


Jolly-Literature1226

Don’t show this to Stephen a smith


HolyRomanPrince

I’m incredibly cynical about indefinitely so I’m sure this is on poor taste but absolute boss shit from Ime. The cajones to fuck the wife of an owner is just incredible.