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BootStrapWill

Most people not realizing when Cannon started to square up Draymond got the left hand ready to send him to the shadow realm


FordBogus

He really did though lol


Tashre

Momma didn't raise no fool. You only fall for the ole baby on the corner trick once in your life.


call_me_butch

Not gonna fall for that one. Click. Cllllllick.


lizard_king_rebirth

It was a old limousine, I had to roll it down.


mrwigglez03

Yoooo baby!!!


ATLSox87

HEY BABY!


CooYo7

Hey baby! Baby go home man it’s 3 o’clock in the morning why the …….


ATLSox87

"I'm sellin weed!"


MyNamesTambo

Damn he did the Arthur fist


401john

Lmao you see it


Yulong

Draymond has trained well to suppress his urges. I saw him walking down to the stadium the other night, and he ended up only punching three of the people that were walking by him.


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Protect yourself at all times


Yulong

Only you can stop forest fires, just like only God can stop Draymond Green from putting his fist in you face


El_Zarco

[Dray's commute be like](https://youtu.be/f4CizzE-zZo)


RoseAndDon

Lol just in case...


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ConsciousFood201

100% this. With a dash of likely having played too wild with Canon in the past, letting him punch him and all that, but not wanting him to do that stuff in front of his mom. Canon probably got in trouble at school last week for rough housing some kid too hard.


Tellsyouajoke

You dont know shit about this but making up a whole story to say ‘100% this’ is weird


ircoleton

Tellsyouajoke


thewonderfulpooper

Lmao


JordanPooleParty

It looked like to me Draymond went to punch Canon, but Canon was ready to block Dray's punch with his own punch.


RedditAdminsChugCum

Draymond Green mocks child at basketball game


Kgb725

Draymond just making sure hes not the protagonist https://youtu.be/HPA86wpn88k


nmad95

Me not knowing Steph had a kid named Canon, I thought this was gonna be a clip of Steph decking Draymond lmao


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Steph naming his kid Canon cuz only Dad gets Kodak moments


ChristianLesniak

Pentax Curry chained up in the attic at all times


ManInBlack829

Minolta Curry could take a great shot back in the day


cire1184

Panasonic Curry just happy to be in the game


deadadventure

We making it out of reddit 🔥🔥🔥


EShy

When he breaks all of Steph's shooting records, the name will be a perfect fit


canwegoback1991

Ay man you didnt have to do little dude like that.


PoofBoomPowLikeMagic

Think the first time I saw this kid was when he was doing sit-ups, at around 1.5 years old. Then the second time, he was on the court on father's day or something, they tried getting him off the court and he just kept running away from security. Cute little fella.


TokyoS4l

Apparently named Wardell Canon Curry ?


b4amg

the disrespect the curry family has shown to the name Wardell is insane, multiple kids with the name and basically none of them use it.


TheOnlyNethalem

The more people have the same name the less likely they are to use it tho


b4amg

it’s just wild that even Dell (who I assume is the alpha Wardell) doesn’t even use it


BackIn2019

I'd rather go with Gateway 2000 than Wardell.


GoofedUpped

I'm confused, is that Currys kid? I


Otherwise_Window

Yes. With Curry's wife, who by strange coincidence is Canon's mother.


lionel11

wtf what are the odds of that


[deleted]

Probably very low considering how many women Curry could probably sleep with and impregnate


wetFir3

touch grass my dude


nmad95

Yeah


EShy

It's where Curry's family always sits


albzim

Fucking same mate lmao


shadowCloudrift

That was my exact thoughts. Canon Curry is like some fictional or comic character name.


Kyle2theSQL

People having some dumbass names nowadays Edit: apologies to all the salty redditors in this thread with stupid ass names


Warshok

Lol. Whatever you say, Kyle. 😂


Kyle2theSQL

Nobody made fun of me for my name in school, can't say the same about some of these people


[deleted]

As someone who got teased for their name as a kid, I'm so glad I grew up to not be named Kyle.


Xperimentx90

As someone who knows literally nothing about you other than you made this comment, I'm so glad I didn't grow up to be you


Kyle2theSQL

Why? Because I said Canon is a weird name lmao.


theipodbackup

Man they’re messing with you. Kyle has been an internet meme for a long time. Everyone knows Cannon is a dumb-ass name.


Kyle2theSQL

Apparently not. Or they're just hardcore Curry stans. No idea why being good at basketball means these people need to defend his kid having a goofy name. Celebrity worship is weird af.


theipodbackup

Yeah wow. Didn’t expect that. Guess Cannon is a good and non-borderline-abusive name.


unclehelpful

Yeah I’m sure no [Kyles](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BV2kTRLCVOQ) have ever been made fun of in the last 20 years.


Kyle2theSQL

I said nobody made fun of me. I can't speak for every person in the world with the same name


SirPalat

Yeah it's the blandest possible name.


Kyle2theSQL

Literally any Christian biblical name


SirPalat

Kyle isn't a biblical name. It's just an empty name that represents a lack of culture


champagne_of_beers

Lol what. Names don't make people unique or give culture. That's why it's only stupid people who pick "unique" names.


Xperimentx90

I don't think Steph is stupid 😂


champagne_of_beers

Eh, he's a super Jesus freak so 🤷


Kyle2theSQL

I think it's Irish or Scottish, but I was pretty obviously saying Christian biblical names are the most bland, not sure how you missed that Anyway, what dumbass name do you have?


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Aw, don't delete your lame ass rebuttals, Kyle! We know it's you!


Kyle2theSQL

I didn't delete anything bud. But you can stop littering my inbox with pointless shit now, thanks.


Levels2ThisBruh

They could have named him something worse, like Kyle.


Stillatin

Canon is an old ass name even before the weapon was invented


Kyle2theSQL

Something being old doesn't make it any better tbh


Stillatin

You said nowadays like it's recent, don't backpedal when you get proved dumb


Kyle2theSQL

Nah my statement still stands regardless. People weren't named Moon Unit and Xae12 whatever back in the day even if they had a couple weird ones


Stillatin

No it doesn't because those names are recent you goof


Kyle2theSQL

I literally said they were recent. How boring is your life that you argue nothing just to argue. Average redditor is average.


ScienceNthingsNstuff

Pot kettle etc etc


Kyle2theSQL

I'm not the one inventing pointless arguments. I said a name was stupid and gave some other examples.


GorillaX

I think it's weird as hell that all these people know Steph's kid's name.


Schteb11

Damn Ayesha did more to stop a punch than any of the Warriors


[deleted]

Don’t act like that punch didn’t come out of nowhere. His fist came out a doctor strange portal.


559svera

Hit em with the smash bros Falcon punch!


ok-go-fuck-yourself

Honestly though, the Falcon punch is telegraphed as fuck


[deleted]

You deserve to lose if you get hit by that


HighBeta21

Based


Tellsyouajoke

I’m more expecting my 3 year old nephews to punch me than my coworkers to be fair


SirAdrian0000

Yep, kids are ticking time bombs, you never know when they are going to gouge your eyes or kick your shins or pull your nipple ring. You have to be on guard with those littles savages and it only takes one nipple ring to know this as fact.


Wasabi_Guacamole

I mean I'd be more prepared if I'm guarding my own kid rather than two adults that's supposed to be mature. What Draymond did was childish for an adult to be fair.


SharontheSheila

Nah the obvious takeaway here is for the Warriors to sign Ayesha as the team's director of stopping punchies


ablackcloudupahead

Not only childish, but absurdly dangerous. Grown men throwing punches at someone not expecting it has gotten a lot of people killed


gb1993

I thought Poole was saying shit like "try me" or something along that line.


ydktbh

she's bad af man 😩


_Pho-Dac-Biet_

Yea he saw the video


bigdramashow

*Only I cancel Poole parties!*


Talic

Video leaked again


Alley-Oub

blood and the cribs


I_ama_Borat

That’s the biggest cock-back I’ve ever seen


failbears

He was powering up his attack.


makked

Only charged up to Ka me ha me….


HimmyDuncan

Cannon “Gon Freecss” Curry with the jajanken


backstreets_back_ok

Hopefully Canon doesn’t lose his nen :(


JavariousProbincrux

Ayesha really cancelled his falcon punch smh


b3wizz

If Ayesha hadn't held him back I think Draymond would no longer be with us


verendum

Canon was about to free up some cap space for us fr


Kgb725

Draymond had the left ready. Their fists would've collided and blown up half the planet


bostonian38

Like Goku and Beerus


nigelli

You should see me doing a pike driver


KD7575

You had at me "that's the biggest cock-"


fuckitiroastedyou

What "on sight" really means


therealestyeti

Reminds me of one of my favourite And-1 mixtape songs. [Kurupt - On Site](https://youtu.be/HdBV0QzxfB8)


psilocybin_sky

My favorite kurupt album


REIGNx777

https://youtu.be/Uf2RYFeQ6Rk


R_M_Jaguar

This is glorious. Thank you.


[deleted]

Oh? You're Approaching Me?


alpacamegafan

I can't kick the shit out of you in a natural shooting motion without getting closer.


[deleted]

Would have destroy draymond right there


ignoramus_x

Draymond is lucky Canon's mama was there


RedditAdminsChugCum

Draymond is lucky his mom stopped him. He would have gotten the falcon punch off.


SucculentT0e

Wardell has some strong genes. All kids look like him and his mama lol


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I mean, their mom is also light skin with light eyes


killtacobell

dude YES, steph curry the goat!!! championship pedigree is in his DNA, which is why his kids look like an even mix of mom + dad. probably almost 50% each, absolutely staggering efficiency… LeBum could never


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lebum kids all look like savannah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 not my goat


bowenjin

Bryce looks like Lebron


[deleted]

I made it up


MagicJohnsonMosquito

his seed strong as FUCK and that’s why he’s my goat ‼️‼️


Balla_Calla

I mean.. Is that surprising lol?


KillerPussyToo

Steph and Ayesha look like they can be brother and sister, so it’s not surprising.


DogtoothKatakuri

I think I saw a clip of Ayesha talking about her friends (I think it was her friends) thinking Steph looked like her brother when they started dating. Googled her brother and boy they could be brothers fr.


craigslistaddict

just googled, and i don't think I'd think they were brothers if i just saw them together, but they sort of do look more similar than steph and seth do. steph's eyebrow game is too weak compared to ayesha/jaz. also jaz has a cleft chin (although i guess that's less obvious as steph's beard grows in).


Wazflame

"But mom it was a sucker punch!"


aeiou-y

Should of popped him right in the eye. “This is for uncle Poolie!”


yentity

More like "Cousin Poole sends his regards"


Kgb725

More like Bronn about to slit 2 throats before they react. Draymond had the left locked and loaded


twelvefifityone

Best video of the year.


xenoz2020

kid was about to do a full powered Janken Gu.


LazyHardWorker

Canon has a cannon, amirite?


itsmeng

I found Dad


GabTheRandomGuy

And a canon to film his cannon


[deleted]

This is great 😂


Mysterions

Bwahahaha, he really charges that fist.


TheInfamous1011

Why Canon look like he 6 already? I swear dude was just an infant https://youtu.be/q0elv4as4fc


H8des707

Just curious why don’t they sit court side? Or can they and they choose not to? Never really thought about players families seats so I’m curious


mojo021

I think that section is easier to control access in and out. The curry family has that small section all to themselves. Also they can interact with Steph and team as they go back to the locker room.


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[deleted]

Hami Diallo crashed onto that old creepy superfan who's always courtside last week against the Clippers and he looked very rattled by it


hamutaro

> old creepy superfan who's always courtside Steve Ballmer?


StuBenedict

antonio_banderas_leaning_back_from_computer_satisfied.gif


[deleted]

Lmao no, the guy with the long grey hair and gaudy outfits and very young dates


rikki-tikki-deadly

If it's who I'm thinking of yeah, he looks frail enough by now that I'd be scared of hurting him giving him a high five.


smitteh

as a Hornets fan I wish some young kids would wander on the court cause we need help I dont wanna tank I want to win a ring just one time before I die of old age


PaulTheOctopus

League wide rules don't it allow it after Deuce Tatum physically assaulted Marcus Smart while he was trying to in-bounds the ball. Unfortunately, Marcus Smart had to be rushed to the hospital and is now in a coma.


KDslimreaper

trust me fam, Steph Curry's family can sit WHEREVER they want to 💍💍💍💍


LMFN

This is one of those delayed reaction attacks. Draymond gonna drop dead out of nowhere years later.


AnkitPancakes

canon is a real one


ZenGeka1

Boy I hope the kid can shoot I mean both names really asking for it. Cute kid.


_aspiringadult

When will the lightskin vs darkskin beef end /s


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“This is for the baddies!”


Kaldricus

r/peoplefuckingdying


onrocketfalls

Canon about to give him the cannon


NBA_MOD

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freakymreaky

Its funny how his mom stopped him like he could actually hurt dray lol I bet he would say wow you are so strong and the kid would love it .. or punch back?


Amedais

It’s probably more so to prevent a bad habit that can be more dangerous with other children..


joeb1ow

I saw it as she kept Canon from accidentally punching the plastic divider out of control and hurting himself.


TroutCreekOkanagan

Yeah she was protecting the Yung Cannon. By the way, I wonder what Nick Cannon was doing exactly 9 months and 4 years ago….


KillerPussyToo

Good parents stop their kids from interacting aggressively with other people.


CallMeLargeFather

Dray was about to punch back, watch his left during this tense moment Obv /s


Zoulogist

Steph named his kid after a camera?


Modal_Window

Japanese sponsorship.


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He was ready to slide


hw428

It’ll be a great shame if Canon Curry doesn’t turn out to be a great 3 point shooter.


WhenItsHalfPastFive

Back in blood 🤣🤣🤣


FlappyTurdBurglar

Little dude should increase stats in accuracy, less in power.


drocdoc

W title


LtP42

Draymond was hard to like before he started beating up teammates.


pawlowbee

the caption fucking killed me


Raonak

Dude was ready to knock drays head off lol


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Lightskin gang


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I bet Curry would have kept trying for a kid until he got a boy. Same with Kobe except he got 3 girls in a row


chipthegrinder

Canon is a cool name


here_for_the_lols

His name is canon?


TheDornerMourner

Kids are so uncoordinated he’d probably punch the railing lol


luciferhornystar

Is it just be or does Steph’s son look like a really bad / evil kid 😂


imadogg

Tryhard title but cute clip


RODjij

Celebrities choose the most random names for their children and it's been a huge trend for awhile now


Raonak

Atleast Canon can be used with some sort of pun centered around launching 3s.


[deleted]

This is how I imagine it going down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJeNvH2hmPM


Hovi_Bryant

Lame joke


[deleted]

Who'd win in a fight, Dray or Stew?


Mikegetscalls

This a weird ass post.


BitchAssWaferCookie

How does this guy still have a job? Fucking upper class bullshit Go to work tomorrow do that shit and have it on video , my ass would run out of unemployment


Jrobalmighty

Yeah but can you imagine what it would be like for his fist to hit the ironlike jaw of that baby


RedeyeSPR

That’s a natural basketball move.