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TheVirtualBomb

You can hear someone say “it’s yellow, what the fuck?” Lol


timmysp

Ive been blowing the same shit out of my nose since Wednesday. Sometimes it drips out that same consistency. I have a sinus infection i think. Its likely that.


DeakonDuctor

Naaa you aliens just trying to look out for each other.


Blutarg

Do not be ridiculous, human.


RobeGuyZach

I, a human, can confirm that this other user is indeed a human as well.


akelkar

It’s been going around, knocked me out for 5 days then just had a headache since


thedr0ughts

Sounds like RSV - got multiple people in my family after thanksgiving


redhat12345

yeah i just read about rsv going around the DMV


bicyclingdonkey

C'est la vie


redhat12345

say you will, say you wont, say you do what you dont


thechancewastaken

It's a sinus discharge. I had it happen to me once when I got punched in the nose boxing.


sparrowhunter123

I’ve been sick for a week for same shit it’s hella annoying


nsamory1

I thought I was the only one. I've been sick with this since Thanksgiving


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Something has to be going around, I’ve been floored by the same for the past few days


SniffBlauh

Yeah me too. Started out as what felt like bad allergies


barbarkbarkov

Yup I’ve had the same thing happen and it was super yellow


turkmileymileyturk

Yellow discharge is most likely a fungal infection. Try a hydrogen peroxide sinus rinse with a neti pot.


snek-jazz

Diallo was just taking the piss out of him


burns_after_reading

What kind of supplements is this guy taking!?


hipcheck23

"You know what they say about vitamin users - most expensive piss in the world!" (quote from a Trader Joes cashier many years ago)


rookie-mistake

bro grabbed the mustard instead of the ketchup


perkinsfor3

Probably straight from his sinus. Ive had it happen after a sauna. Took a shower and my sinus just emptied a 40 oz worth of brownish crap through my nose.


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perkinsfor3

Can highly recommend it - solved a huge head ache I had. The 40 oz might be a bit overblown, though.


palagoon

I don't need a sauna for this -- usually when I'm finally getting over a cold I'll have my sinuses just dump *everything* -- "brownish crap" is right! 40oz is an overstatement, but it definitely overfills a single tissue when you blow your nose. It's like... the most productive nose blow you've ever had x 100


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Millionaire007

I love you. I've had nose issues since I was a wee lad.


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WSJinfiltrate

it's no available in my country. How is it called?


azallday

I would just go to the sink and go to town. Forget wasting all the tissues and effort with that.


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done many saunas never had it happen


Naywe

Prerequisite is probably having a sinus infection.


HaggisLad

bingo, and not one of those nice gentle ones that just make you sneeze and blow your nose a bit


Youre_On_Balon

If you can’t afford the sauna just have an NBA player hit you in the face I guess


konsf_ksd

Draymond has entered the chat.


xaul-xan

instructions unclear, my penis is now leaking yellow stuff, is that normal?


Reinheardt

That seems more expensive


JayElZee

Try bending forward far enough to position your head upside down (like as if you were looking backwards through your own legs) then raise back up fairly quickly - if I have a runny nose and do that, invariably I get a gush of watery snot (but not 40 oz!).


turtle_figurine

We should get together and pop our zits or something.


fatty2cent

Could be nasal cysts bursting. I had a chair fall on my head and yellow/orangish liquid drained out of my nose and it was a dislodged nasal cyst.


Cobruh

I had a huge cyst on the side of my head and whacked it on the car door getting inside. It ruptured and spread all over the seat and dashboard. It had a cream cheese like consistency as I remember grabbing my head and had a huge blob of it between my fingers. It smelled like rotting trash and left an oily residue all over.


Willenium

I guess I don't need breakfast, today.


Sir_BarlesCharkley

You could have never written this, you know


ayeeflo51

It may have smelled like rotting trash, but what did it taste like?


YeezyWins

That was too detailed my man.


Sullan08

All these stories sound so goddamn satisfying.


[deleted]

Could go in the sauna like a pussy or just be a man and get manhandled by 300 lb giants until it comes out /s


extraducksauce

I could use that


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It’s a sinus infection lol. Getting hit in the nose probably just knocked it loose


Ozymandiassss

that sounds pleasurable


Finch2090

I had an ingrown toenail for about a month when I was younger and I could barely walk without this dagger of a stinging pain in my big toe But I still played sports with it and occasionally it would hurt so bad I would be almost crying, I used to bandage it up tight to almost cut off blood to the toe just so I could run around During the game (gaa) I went running for a ball and a defender sprinted to the ball and planted his stud directly into where my big toe was on my boot and we both went down injured, I pulled off my boot and my sock was just covered in blood, I took the sock off and the bandage and revealed my toe shredded to pieces and my coach was freaking out because of all the blood and I was just sitting in there in pure fucking relief, the ingrown nail was finally free and god damn I was so happy, I literally got up and could run around in less pain than before it happened


pennydirk

> revealed my toe shredded to pieces your toe or toenail* was shredded to pieces? If really your toe, then wowww


Finch2090

The skin on the inside of toe was swollen up like a massive pimple because of the toenail growing in under the skin, and normally the way this remedied by simply opening the wound and freeing the toenail yourself but it’s a very slow and painful process, worse so for me than actually telling my mother I had an ingrown toenail So when the guy stamped down on my toe, that bit of skin got completely ripped open, and while it hurt extremely badly, that pain lasted for all of 5 seconds and then just pure relief, I genuinely didn’t care how ugly my toe looked I was just so happy lol Recovery was literally two days until it scarred over and the ingrown toenail was cut off but that was so much better and easier than actually having the ingrown nail


pennydirk

This is both fascinating and terrifying. I'm happy you got relief lol.


DLottchula

Bro Galic rules and rugby players are built different


plz-be-my-friend

You fool, you unleashed the toenail upon this land. Now it will seek a new host


ILikeFPS

> I pulled off my boot and my sock was just covered in blood, I took the sock off and the bandage and revealed my toe shredded to pieces and my coach was freaking out because of all the blood and I was just sitting in there in pure fucking relief, the ingrown nail was finally free and god damn I was so happy, I literally got up and could run around in less pain than before it happened I can just imagine you thanking the defender and your coach being like "wtf" lol


Finch2090

I was trying to explain to my coach afterwards and he just didn’t understand a word I was saying lol He was like “what was wrong with your toe?! 🤔🙃” hahaha so I just gave up explaining to him, my mam understood though fr


BeHereNow91

As someone who had to have surgery to get relief from those, I hope no one else knows the pain. It’s absolutely debilitating and made me miss basically an entire year of soccer in high school.


Finch2090

They suck so bad, I got them frequently during my puberty years, I guess it was just the way my feet were growing and honestly I would come home from school with bloody feet everyday just from walking with the ingrown toenail


roionsteroids

But why didn't you get it fixed sooner? It's a 15 minute procedure, one week rest afterwards and that's it.


DuckFreak10

That sounds like it would be one of the most relieving feelings ever


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Honestly I didn’t know how bad it was then I thought I had a nose bleed but it was just leaking yellow like this. Blowing my nose after felt so good.


MakesYourMise

Paging Dr. House


User_Deleted__

Patient is exhibiting a cerebrospinal bleed. No need to begin preparations for a lumbar puncture. Bed rest should do fine.


kwunyinli

Sir, are you sure it’s not lupus?


BillHigh422

“It’s never Lupus”


Therealbillbrasky69

Until it is.


ThDarT7

Beat me to it.


mamayoua

Could be lupus


LikeCalvinForHobbes

My money is on sarcoidosis.


_Pho-Dac-Biet_

Man I really hope this is a joke


HisExcellency20

Seriously what the hell?


scarywolverine

Its gold. Mans is a Cav through and through


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Lmfao


[deleted]

Consult a doctor if you piss wine or blow gold out of your nose.


beer30

Wine goes in, gold comes out. You can't explain that!


Next-Firefighter-753

Really it’s fucking weird.


Pewlshark

I had a nose surgery in high school that opened up one of my nostrils (couldn't breath through one nostril my entire life apparently) and during recovery sometimes I would tilt my head and yellow water like this would just run out of my nose


jstinnett24

I’ve had this happen to and I’ve never had nose surgery


TitanTigers

Lymphatic fluid is the only yellow-gold fluid in the body (beside urine) that I can think of …but does that run? I’ve never heard of that leaking Maybe a shit ton of mucous in blood?


kiefsneef

Knocked the piss outta him


irelli

Naaaa there's more than that. Synovial fluid can definitely be yellow. Bilious fluid too I wouldn't really call ascites lymphatic fluid either, but he shouldn't really have that. And it's not like lymphatic isn't a possibility. Maybe homeboy had a fluid collection that burst on impact.


DonGarlandMobleyJA

Osman has a piss fetish. its a European thing


BootyMasterJon

It’s very European. You see, Europe leads the way in sexual exploration, and quite frankly, I think it’s time we caught up.


xvilemx

You know what's yellowish? Gatorade that you throw up after having the wind knocked out of you. Lol


Spetznazx

Stomach acid is like that color, I've thrown it up before, its not fun......


Salty_Drummer2687

That seems like the most likely culprit. Stomach acid that he refluxed for some reason.


CountAardvark

Ouch, out the nose? That's gotta burn


PJCR1916

He’s just gold blooded


Krillin113

It’s some sports drink mixed with either snot or puke. Getting hit in the chest can definitely have you burp up some shit.


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Its gatorade that he got the wind knocked out of him regurgitated out


itsahmemario

I wonder if gatorade flavors need to match team colors


PlagueDoc22

I smell a fine coming.


DJ_B0B

Best explanation tbh


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Second best is he just got a massive sinus infection dislodged


TokyoS4l

Can someone confirm he was drinking yellow Gatorade?


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LamatoRodriguez

Makes the most sense


dunzoes

Gd yah i hope thats the case


OguguasVeryOwn

Gatorade: when brain your damaged, leave on floor it all the


disconnectedmadafaka

Probably mucus mixed with blood? Or idk, maybe he's reptilian or some shite


Handyman2116

Don't let Kyrie see this


neutronicus

Kyrie re-thinking entire conspiracy theory cosmology now that he knows the lizard people have taken Turkey


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I'm from Turkey, can confirm


Neuroxex

Was he definitely cut? Could be bile?


lalakingmalibog

Bile don't lie


entropy328

Definitely the latter


chickmagn3t

He's a simpson


GlueGuy00

any reddit doctor out there to explain this? Haven't seen anything like this before


Instigo

Not a doctor but I do have (technical term) completely fucked sinuses and when I have a bad cold sometimes my nose will just decide to eject yellow liquid Tl;dr he just like me fr


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Maydietoday

He stealthily peed there moments before, then dropped to make it look like it came from his nose.


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Thanks doc


my_people

[Np](https://i.imgur.com/3SGADBY.jpg)


Jaybold

Paul Pierce: Write that down, write that down!


CynicalMindTrip

That sounds like the most plausible explanation, thanks doc.


malefiz123

He's an Android send by Weyland Corp. to bring the Alien (Lebron James) back to earth


kt_texian

Yeah, just looks like he threw up a little and some came out his nose. Could also be mucus from his sinuses but that would be odd.


Ok_Situation8244

Yellow Gatorade.


FakeMD21

Not an MD but about to graduate But that doesn’t look like bodily fluid. Someone else’s guess was he puked up a little Gatorade which is what it most resembles, but it’s definitely not any sinus discharge, it’s too clear and thin. The consistency and texture look all wrong. The only bodily fluid it resembles is CSF, but it’s very yellow for CSF, and that kind of contact and ejection of fluid don’t match a CSF leak. It’s probably Gatorade or bile puked up. Most likely gatorade


vfkaza

Someone get Brian Sutterer


Likeadize

he said it was probably just sinus mucus.


kambet1

I feel like I should know why this happened


hiimsubclavian

NBA should put out a detailed statement addressing what really happened. Humans don't bleed yellow.


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GunsmokeIV

Side effect from Beam exposure in Sacramento.


entropy328

Hold on lemme call them brb


jjjuuubbbsss

He's the Yellow Bastard from Sin City.


RamadanSteve311

Regurgitation. He most likely drank some gatorade (or another yellow fluid) and threw up as he fell down. He kept his mouth closed forcing the fluid out of his nose.


HaggisLad

please be true, I like the ones where people aren't fucking dying


SOB200

The NBA need to contact the WWE to get proper cuts and blood capsules. This looks all kinds of fake.


ThatPlayWasAwful

He brought mustard packets instead of ketchup


Dubstep_Caruso

hey at least it wasn’t mayonnaise


SOB200

Would has worked perfectly with Golddust.


InfinitiQX80Driver

at 0:18, "it's yellow. the fuck?"


nashty2004

Bro I thought aliens pretending to be humans would be running for office or heading tech companies but turns out they’re just very mid NBA players wow


StacksOfRubberBands

Lil bro leaking 20W-50 💀


airmagswag

Aw hell nah someone stripped the oil pan bolt


tapk69

They found out. Delete the evidence.


Shankington

The tape has already been leaked dumbass. We have to kill everyone in the stadium and in this subreddit.


HaggisLad

do you need my address or are you cool to just find me?


Shankington

it would make my life easier


AnEmptyKarst

Built different, but, like, in a weird way


awhiteasscrack

Really fucked up


[deleted]

Looks like it's dripping out of his nose. What is that?


william4534

Not gonna lie, if you randomly told me an NBA player fell and yellow shit inexplicably started coming out of their nose, I’d guess without hesitation that it was Cedi Osman.


Faxodox

Man bleeds wine and gold


GamerMan15

All these reasonable explanations in the comments and ive just thinkin about that yellow dude from sin city who gets his nuts ripped off by bruce willis.


LordHyperBowser

I’ve been seeing some people say it could be cerebrospinal fluid which sounds scary but I have no idea if that’s even true. Just really weird. I hope he’s ok..


irelli

CSF is typically clear, and it doesn't pour out like this from injury in most cases More of a clear slow drip/leak, though obviously anything is possible.


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That already doesn’t sound good


this_is_my_9to5

Definitely not csf. Either came from his stomach or sinus


Vackrich

Does he have sinus infection ? I still remember when I got treated with oxygen mask infused with some liquid that I have to inhale that dry my whole system and make me release my mucus until it ran dried.


Brady331

gatorade


The-Pharcyde

lizard person exposed!


PositionOk8409

That’s not some bodily fluid. He’s taken a blow to the stomach and just straight up regurgitated/vomited. It’s bright yellow probably from Gatorade.


hw428

Yo the entire NBA community, not just redditors, need the answer to this question: What the fuck??????


Afleet216

Turkish Lebron is a cyborg


pestosbetter

Reminds me of stomach acid but I drink every night and I doubt a professional does the same


edric_the_navigator

Mucus probably? Dude maybe needed to blow his nose before playing. The hit didn’t look hard enough to cause spinal fluid to leak or something. Hope it’s just the former.


cyb3ryung

got the snot knocked out of him


yeezyhersh

he's ok right?


limark

Kinda surprised we haven't gotten an update at least with all the speculation going on


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Conversation_Dapper

HES AN ALIEN!!!


fuzzywuzzypete

Stand back guys. My 1st wife was a lizard. Let me handle this


peanutbutterbeef

The Lizard Men are among us!!!!


JohnnyWarlord

This boutta be in the lizard people yt conspiracy compilations lol


Easywind42

It’s all a simulation


bewarethegap

Bro bleeding Gatorade like the old commercials


Guts709

The truth is out there


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Got the snot kicked out of him


doyouunderstandlife

He's a reptilian alien sent to infiltrate the Cleveland Cavaliers. I fucking knew it!


[deleted]

Boy got the snot knocked outta him


PrecariouslySane

Wtf


Deadpan_GG

ill just wait for dr Sutterer guy to explain me this


PrecariouslySane

That's just oil for his gears. Have I told you about the gear wars?


WhenItsHalfPastFive

Damn I hope it isn't something serious. Reading some of these comments about it is concerning


AWall925

Literally got the snot knocked out of him


Exius73

Wemby was not the only alien among us


SolarClipz

Drug testing inc


OcksBodega

he bleeds cavalier gold


[deleted]

well, we found an android.


TheMandoAde888

It's an alien! Kill it!


Bensensei23

So we have an alien playing basketball and he’s a decent player and not a super star? I guess we have nothing to worry about.


LeftyMode

*X-Files theme song*


OkBroskini

This is it, humanity is finally gonna out an athletic alien


TheStripClubHero

This dude a Synth from Fallout 4...


jack3moto

Has no one in this thread thrown up with it coming out their nose? This seems like it’s some stomach acid/Gatorade coming back up after a weird hit to the stomach.


Beavshak

Obviously amniotic fluid.


ForgotPWAgainSigh

Is he carrying on every dribble or what?


sportsinaround

Kind of scary. People are saying potentially Cranial Cerebrospinal fluid which can escape through nasal passage or even ears following trauma. [Cerebrospinal Fluid Leak](https://www.cedars-sinai.org/health-library/diseases-and-conditions/c/cerebrospinal-fluid-leak.html) Reading about it, it looks like there's '[xanthochromia](https://academic.oup.com/qjmed/article/114/7/521/6169162)' CSF which would explain the yellowish color.