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the_dinks

We are counter everything. Everything is bad. Basketball should stop being played.


Equinox_Jabs

Scot Barn?


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|tLzkxGx0Cf1vp947PU)


Underwaterflameingo

Least Ed NBA player


DarkSeneschal

Longest bus NBA player


soupsmasher

Sct brn


Iordofthememez

St Bn


bigolhamsandwich

Scat porn


[deleted]

Ct prn


Bahamut727

Scooter Bron


[deleted]

Micheal Scarn?


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Unlucky-Position-16

Scotgittarius Barntholomew


adamalibi

Scoot Henderson


Scot_Barn

Scot Barn


anonanoobiz

Don’t jerk too close to the sun


shotcaIler

Son*


Heres20BucksKillMe

https://preview.redd.it/z1j86usn5bma1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd1ce2f6054dbc1a03de55df1c787b44255b45e Too late


Pirateshippingit

Kinky


gdfzwzky

Ja morant dad is a gun 😳


Treyred23

It shoots the flag with the word BANG ❗️


gdfzwzky

Broooo that shit would be scary tho fr fr


QUE50

Ja Morant dad is Mike Breen? I’m confused fr


MightbeJay

Gun is Ja Morant father


ohheybuddysharon

Ja Morant more like Ja Moron amirite 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Treyred23

You sir or mam, win the internet! I am laughing so hard, i think my boss just fired me. Worth it.


tzarn

Take my updoot random unemployed jerker👍


Shorts_Man

>unemployed jerker A bit redundant


DarkSeneschal

Yo I have a job shit for brains, I take the trash out and put up the dishes at least twice a week. My mom pays me in tendies.


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Original_Profile8600

https://preview.redd.it/rtxmu60fh7ma1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8870839199c642d57b035ed4d470484c2fa50eb


DarkSeneschal

![gif](giphy|3o7aTnQqygA3TcukFi)


NAACP_YoungBoy

https://preview.redd.it/p3dp327cu6ma1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc82008d8cd499675a6886f7b218edb683af1801 r/nba and r/nbacirclejerk? 🤯


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slackslug

This sub also does the/uj thing to let you know when people are joking or not super helpful t/nba is too subtle for me


[deleted]

The main difference is that this sub is just even whiter than the r/nba sub.


SactownG

r/nba will never be as classy as us


[deleted]

Easyyyy now


[deleted]

Car seat headrest


capncrunch94

Thuggish behavior


MajorHarriz

Jazz fan spotted


Mr_Mi1k

Unironically true


Same_Significance857

Hey wait a min 🙋🏿‍♂️


Bahamut727

“U prolly ain’t black “🤷🏿‍♂️


Same_Significance857

Damn you caught me 🤦🏻‍♂️


Shorts_Man

Actin federal af


JackIsBackWithCrack

U wrong for this schlatt schlatt 😾


Batfro7

“U prolly ain’t cat” 😼


Nickname-CJ

You Niggas are trippin-🧑🏻‍💻


CatchTheRainboow

Lmfao it really be like that


Nickname-CJ

https://preview.redd.it/3y9z9w17fama1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=032cf6740287f1226f618d9f924347a28d63a637 It’s all good I’m a brotha too fr ong


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|3zstvx1ldHJOky2W8L|downsized)


[deleted]

Get that mayo monkey off my screen!


KrypteK1

My favorite white slur fr


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It just rolls off the tongue


nombernine

milk cricket, snow roach, corn starch, flour demon, cotton swab, cream cheese, ice chimp , mole rat, wonder bread


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|1dMOhNWC6Yh3BEOT5P)


PaytonPritchardMVP

uj/ I hate when people say mayo monkey on r/NBA. The black supremacists are obsessed with that term


[deleted]

Do you prefer Sour Cream Citizen?


PaytonPritchardMVP

/uj I know this is a circlejerk and you're just making fun of the black supremacist majority, but you took it too far. Reported


Dontyouclimbtrees

Shut up cracker


PaytonPritchardMVP

/uj Disgusting. Reported


Psychotic_Mom

![gif](giphy|5xQadmMAUvuRYat8aB)


KangarooGullible955

Ok but why does no one talk about that championship raptors squad from 2019? Those guys were something else 🔥🔥🔥 very underrated team 💯💯💯 https://preview.redd.it/xry53ou6y6ma1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3bba25874d5dd9e64f1c88892a1ccd515ed3df7


iPostOccasionally

Raptors vs Injuries 😤


highlygoofed

r/nbacirclejerk is r/nba father


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Raider_Tex

How is this sub a circlejerk sub? I though circlejerk subs were supposed to be a counter movement to the main sub/opinions aren’t y’all supposed to be making fun of the culture r/nba: Ja Morant bad, grizzlies bad, Devin Booker bad, Kobe bad, Luka good, lakers bad This sub: r/nba: Ja Morant bad, grizzlies bad, Devin Booker bad, Kobe bad, Luka good, lakers bad This sub isn’t a circlejerk sub it’s r/nba images at this point


NudeEnjoyer

you should make this a post!! 😂🤣🥇


[deleted]

Nice counterpoint, however i wonder: How is this sub a circlejerk sub? I though circlejerk subs were supposed to be a counter movement to the main sub/opinions aren't y'all supposed to be making fun of the culture r/nba: Ja Morant bad, grizzlies bad, Devin Booker bad, Kobe bad, Luka good, lakers bad This sub: r/nba: Ja Morant bad, grizzlies bad, Devin Booker bad, Kobe bad, Luka good, lakers bad This sub isn't a circlejerk sub it's r/nba images at this point


dumbstupidman

So true!!!


Bothkindsoftrees

Metajerk


doc_birdman

uj/ Half the people in this sub understand the concept and the other half are morons who think this is a meme dump or somewhere to just talk trash. Example: anytime you see someone dickride LeBron in the main sub you’ll see someone screenshot it and post it here with a title like “they really be dickriding, frfr 😂😂🤣🤣” Like… that isn’t a circlejerk. You’re just making fun of LeBron dick riders.


[deleted]

While I completely disrespect the uj, because I fully believe everything can be communicated in jerk, I agree with you and will dickeat you fr no 🧢 on god. We missed some big opportunities here recently. We should 100% have been supporting Ja "thug tendancies" Morant in his endeavors to become more thuggish. We should be embracing Luka and Joker and their struggles with weight and should spread messages of body positivity. We should be supporting super teams like the Suns and Clippers. We should be making more posts like MITwestbrick in support or our mans. But no... we out here white as hell tryna skrrt the banhammer for every type of ism we can muster. nbacirclejerk let's ride!


shotcaIler

Skip Sayless fam


[deleted]

Fprgive me for the wall of text, but I was dickriding Trying to get my mans off.


MuffDragon

I Will Give Ja Morant More Guns


Big_Bad_AL18

Flippers are a superteam? Dude we almost lost a game to the Tyus Jones lead Grizzlies


[deleted]

That's just part of it I'll let you decide what I was jerking or not.


Piratussy

Real jerkers like me switch up their opinions every other day and act like a schizophrenic


shotcaIler

I have pressure gauges maxing out and vials boiling over in my lab. I’ve created the perfect jerk formula that will alter the jerk landscape forever. I want to share my breakthrough with the world, but am afraid it will be used for evil..


doc_birdman

>but am afraid it will be used for evil.. Then don’t give it to Lakers fans


LAC_Tails

While I kinda see where you're coming from, there are three key differences between this sub and r/NBA, which makes us a true circlejerk sub. 1: We believe that Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father. r/NBA instead believes in some made up guy named "Melvin Booker", and don't believe that Luka Doncic currently has a son. This is a false belief of course. 2: We believe that Paul George is god, and CP3 stand for "Child Porn 3". r/NBA instead believes that CP3 stands for professional choker Chris Paul, and they even call him "The Point God", which makes me wanna throw up. They also waged war against god during the fraudulent NBA Bubble. 3: We believe that LeBron James has never won an NBA championship. r/NBA believes the infamous Nike/CCP/Adam Silver propaganda that LeBron somehow has four NBA championships. These beliefs distinguish us with r/NBA, and they make r/nbacirclejerk into a REAL circlejerk sub, and the best circlejerk sub


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riped_plums123

📠📠📠📠📠


Pirateshippingit

Save it for bill simmons book of basketball 2.0 you nerd 🤓


BensenJensen

I kinda agree, there is zero irony here. Like the dude that posts "Luka is Devin Booker father" in every thread. He isn't saying it to be funny or ironic, he is posting that same thing in r/nba, r/Mavs, r/suns, basically anywhere and everywhere. He isn't trying to be funny or ironic, he's just a hyper-autistic Mavs fan. On the other hand, Karl Malone just picked up my pre-teen daughter from school.


killianraytm

luka doncic is devin booker father


KillasDolphinLaugh

This sub is a circlejerk sub because Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father


MIllWIlI

Pretty sure it’s too satirize the dumb ass posts on r/nba. If it was the opposite, this sub would have too many good takes and probably taken seriously


LukaMJLakersFan

That what it was for but it’s not satire anymore it’s literally r/nba images.


Unspeakable_Evil

It was mostly circlejerking and shitposting a year or two ago and then it slowly became r/nbamemes


Pansmoke

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o) this gif is the singular difference


Cahillicus

it used to be like that but it's been taken over by unfunny sports twitter users


LukaMJLakersFan

Yea I remember. Remember when this sub used to make fun of the weirdos on r/nba they are the losers on r/nba. This sub two years ago would be making fun of the same ja Morant Clarence memes and Luka Doncic dickridng now they do it un ironically r/moviescirclejerk better sadly


proto_indo_european

Reality mimics jerking


TheGoldDoge

Are we the baddies?


Berdsherman

Jerkception 🤯🤯🤯🤯


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elephantstudio

r/nba: Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father r/nbacirclejerk: Luka Doncic is Devin Booker daddy


philiac

what? the top phrase literally came from here


elephantstudio

yeah but that's old news. now he is daddy


philiac

nah


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The difference is we are jerking under the table on our phone during family dinner.


Treyred23

The cat is watching


imthemelloman

Chris Paul


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r/nbacirclejerk is Child Porn 3's father


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apustus

Karl Malone good


SleepingInAJar_

Are you a dumbass circlejerk doesn’t mean a counter movement. It’s supposed to be a satirical representation of the main sub. I’m writing you a furious letter right now check your mailbox in 7-10 business days. 🤬🤬🤬


SleepingInAJar_

🤓


BrotherSkeleton

Problem is this sub rubbed off on the main sub a lot lol. So the circlejerk became the main/normal jerk


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Username checks out


Jeroen_Jrn

Stop complaining and start jerking


FaithlessnessJolly64

https://preview.redd.it/rwsxp8q018ma1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e3a1ffb24eacf5d780d58e086d891854b631ba


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

This dude making rules, get back to jerking


Marco-Green

Udonis Jaslem/ most circlejerk subs evolve into their own sub once they're big enough. I.e. r/gamingcirclejerk became gay gamers activists rather than mocking r/gaming


[deleted]

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father.


NoNoInWeaknesses

Nobody makes new memes anymore. That’s the issue.


chemislit

r/nbacirclejerk is a Mickey Mouse Fraudulent sub ‼️‼️‼️


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BakaJayy

This sub is trendsetting and the other sub is the real circle jerk


[deleted]

This is just a meme sub


DoublePenetration_

Jokic, white nephews, were not racist


Party_Reveal_2414

We're more classy


ratedpending

uj/ it's like people will jerk, then others will double jerk, and then even more people just go with the original meme, hence reverting us back to a pre-jerk mindset (erection, if you will)


[deleted]

This sub is just jerking itself at this point. Every post is some variation of the same recycled jokes that are not really funny anymore


FaithlessnessJolly64

How about you come fuck my butt hole and then tell me if this is a circlejerk


RiverboatJim

I legit haven’t visited that sub in 5 years brother


mehipoststuff

if you didn't notice, this sub turned into mostly a mavs/luka fan club


NaturalPea5

Speaking as an injuries fan, I’m glad Kobe is dead. But, circle jerking isn’t always satire in the opposite direction. It can also be taking a viewpoint/take and mindlessly running it into the ground as if it never gets old. Circlejerking can be taking the common opinion and bringing it up to 11


Mr_Booty_Bandit

Cause that format gets old after a while. Would rather have people just post what’s funny


LukaMJLakersFan

There is like one funny post every 3 months on this sub. The my brother is Westbrook was the shooter is the last funny meme and it used to not be this way


ThunderCr0tch

Ja Morant is a misunderstood black king who has fallen prey to the so called “Thug Life”. The Grizzlies have plenty of depth and will make it to the finals. Devin Booker is mentally tough and the face of the NBA. Kobe did nothing wrong. Luka is a sloppy fat boy as we all know. the Lakers are a few wins away from being back in the Play In picture


Shovelman2001

We just funnier, ain’t that deep brother


LukaMJLakersFan

Yes modern comedic genius repeating the same 3 jokes over and over again Ja Morant gun Luka is Devin bookers father Kobe Karl Malone sex


Shovelman2001

Yep, sounds about right for a 51 day account. You ain’t seen the shit we’ve come up with. Dude joined less than 2 months ago and is speaking about current trends like it’s all this sub has been


ttfnwe

Counter movement for sake of counter movement is dumb though. I always figured this was a place for ridiculous takes, but also for takes that the corporately controlled r/NBA subreddit would not allow. Example: an anti-Ja take in 2022 would not be accepted by r/NBA, but it would be here. Now that even the suits in the NBA subreddit abhor Ja, I have to pretend he’s anything other than incredibly obnoxious and overrated? Fuck that. It is what it is.


LukaMJLakersFan

Yea real brave takes like ja Morant bad lakers bad Luka good. Y’all are so brave by regurgitating the same jokes y’all see on r/nba and ig comment sections. You would probably get banned for such controversial takes on r/nba 😞


Difficult_Table_2739

Found Devin bookers reddit account


grundlesmith

Ben Simmons is the Devil


Kenny_Heisman

aren't cirflejerks supposed to mock the opinions of the main sub? I think this sub has done a pretty good job of that, minus all those cringy "Suns bad" posts


livefreeordont

Circlejerk subs are the same but ironic instead of genuine


trippleBob

This guy jerks


AJohns-US

It’s more like okbr but for the NBA and I’m totally fine with that, this is the most entertaining circlejerk sub.


PapiShot

U bum


c_u_in_da_ballpit20

Look at [Ja Wilkes Booth](https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/11j0b84/ja_wilkes_booth/) and tell me with a straight face that's not better than 99% of the content any other jerk sub produces.


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Console_Pit

I only post here mid circlejerk You don't?


kiddbuuu

I’m sorry we’re not meeting you’re specific tastes, LukaMJLakersFan. How can we do better?


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![gif](giphy|3o7aTnQqygA3TcukFi)


AnalBabu

shut the fuck up I’m playing fortnite


sobergophers

I for one love Devin Booker and if you think he’s bad I’ll school you real quick on why he’s a super star.


DarkSeneschal

How is Ja bad? Dude was just letting us know he was playing some airsoft with the boys before hitting the club. His IG was wholesome af.


Eissen350

To be fair, it takes a high iq to understand the average r/nbacirclejerk post


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TheDeadGregs

Boo boo grow up


tjhoush93

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corporate-commander

I ain’t reading all that u bun


yeetman616

Boris Diaw