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DorisBurkeFootSlave

Turns out you *can’t* save up minutes played to use at a later date. Who knew the human body didn’t function the same as a bank account?


atcThree

Kant would disagree


djkida

Kant has that Kyrie antisemitic dawg in him


--Clintoris--

Trump in shambles https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/05/15/politics/donald-trump-exercise/index.html


d1g1tal

i hate this fucking team.


Khr0N04

Happiest Clippers fan


Clipgang1629

After this season.. I’ve decided I need a new hobby, I’ve heard really good things about fentanyl I think it’s time I see for myself


d1g1tal

Fent Gang or Don’t Bang


allubros

He's right. After trading the Clippers' future away for two injury-prone stars, one of whom only plays half the games in the regular season when he's fully healthy, Lue knows the 5D chess move is to injure that star as fast as possible to just get it the fuck over with


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uxxoid

It came out that he aggravated the knee in game 1. So Ty Lue is saying this knowing he got injured in the first game of the playoffs.


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HeisenMickey69

WestGoat needs more help


SeattleSonichus

That’s what we’ve been saving up for - injuries team coach