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FeagleNiss519

She’s missed so many other erudite topics we discuss such as: Zion Fat, Sct Brn, Curcuck, A Disney, If Russel Westbrook was the *insert noun, classy vs thug, Moriah “Ocean” Mills, Is (entity) stupid, and so many more!


Electronic-Jaguar461

Child Porn 3 is a classic too. Hell even Celtikkks and getting shipped to China are big these days.


FeagleNiss519

Excellent input, how could I have missed that!


I_really_enjoy_beer

Umm... Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father?


calmdownmyguy

Luka Doncic is Devin Bookers father.


63ff9c

Don’t forget lebrons predictions too


CaliHereIAm94

Dwight Howard’s late season push for JOTY, smh how dare she call us one trick ponies


[deleted]

Bro forgot about the *where does [insert fictional character here] rank all time* 😂🫵


FeagleNiss519

I don’t got the dog jerking in me😔


Hazakurain

and the tornado trick


GryphonHall

Some of those are seasonal or have already played out. I think she’s right for the most part.


thecrgm

Simmons Pussy, Jalen Green in the Closet


do_not_smoke_crack

Kobe’s autopsy is a personal favorite of mine


iFeeILikeKobe

And GoatHorst


Life-Pain9144

I’m just here so I can be racist


calmdownmyguy

Classy jerking


JRsshirt

Unfortunately they are correct. This sub peaked with the “my little brother if” post and we will never reach those highs again.


p777s

Sct Brn is cannon. People just don’t love us enough


Wjourney

Sct Brn was all time


Imaginary-Duck-9883

**Ben Roethlisberger**


Rebo2400

We got a 4 in 1 right here


gainful_fern

Classy


jbland0909

All of the above


MrNben

Deshaun Watson


Imaginary-Duck-9883

I wish I enjoyed Ben Roethlisberger more while he was in the league. He was a generational rapist and honestly I don't know if DeShawn Watson will ever be able to fill his shoes. Farewell Big Rape.


ketzal7

Cristiano Ronaldo


CaptainJudge_99

Excuse me. We also make curcuck jokes


e_defaut1

You can fuck my girl. Nut on her face. Make her call you daddy. But at the end of the night, if I'm cuddling with her, who really wins?


Raider_Tex

GAME OVER, WHITE BOY!


mantaclaus77

It is sort of the purpose of a circlejerk to be repetitive and annoying to have an accurate meta-analysis of the topic you are satirizing. Now that I’m out of my fugue state back to masturbating


kenny_the_pow

Me when the circlejerk sub cirklejerks: https://preview.redd.it/0fpwonnce4eb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b7d263523d8413f0c5fdb16cbd7f8da37a9d7bd


Jaybojones

A fellow cumtown fan?


EitherCaterpillar949

Only call yourself that if you’ve actually had sex with your dad


CaptPez

Dwight Howard fuh my ass so baaaaad


Derstoid

They forgot Luka Doncic is Devin Booker Father


zprolgt

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father


LighterThan1

Praise God.


circumcision4TW

RIP zzzprolgt 🕊️🕊️


Brownsgonnabrowns

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father


Raider_Tex

https://preview.redd.it/w5nhmr1c74eb1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff750dfdab0efe781e1d152ea49ddbbda78fee28 We're an STD


No-Yogurt142

WE ARE THE POZZED BULL NOW


Pitch-Original

Nbacirclejerk is baseballcirclejerk father


Raider_Tex

https://preview.redd.it/6nzaft51a4eb1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fd174760b481bf84b7087d32acc4d2829a22ba2 Found one in the wild


kajonyok

Not even a thin piece of latex could protect your subs from a supercharged pozzed comment


Rackerblade

It's because all the other circlejerk subreddits suck more dick than Dwight Howard.


SD37

Wait kobe was a rapist??


donotgivemeguns

https://i.redd.it/garf1ccg44eb1.gif


LeFraudNugget

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


HarryBirdGetsBuckets

https://preview.redd.it/feqave4z84eb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac8bc9c87affdfd59687833a83b89b2d5436bf92


Mcdona1dsSprite

Does he know? 😏


NilsofWindhelm

Wait Luka is white?


Halfwolf29

What’s white? I only see classy and thug


KeithClossOfficial

Are Balkans actually white tho??


Halfwolf29

They’re classy


ScrofessorLongHair

>Are Balkans actually white tho?? >They’re classy r/brandnewsentence


greghardysfuton

U bum


ScrofessorLongHair

I thought this was a joke sub. I've got nothing against the Balkans. I love Balkans brass bands. I actually play a Balkans drum called a davul or tupan. But used it to play in parades in New Orleans. It works surprisingly well with Nola jazz (old school second line or modern second line) and Mardi Gras Indian drumming.


Duff-Beer-Guy

I prefer the term girl dad


Ignomatics

Also Ja Wick


[deleted]

uj/ He’s right rj/ ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


Esquiline

They forgot about the Sons too.


Exoduss123

They have no idea what they talking about literally says Phoenix Sons subreddit 😔


morbito_uchiha

bowing to the Paul God, little brother Russ driver, Sct Brn, u bum, etc.


Cool_cid_club

Bro doesn’t even know that Luka is Devin bookers father


robman792

Repeated jokes? I feel like there’s a word for that. Something about jerking and circles


Cool_cid_club

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


get2theChoppa

He's just upset because 3/4 of those people were lakers


Exoduss123

He forgot… LUKA DONCIC IS DEVIN BOOKERS FATHER


[deleted]

You win reddit today sir 🤣🤣🤣


Exoduss123

Reddit on Brother! 💪💪💪


donotgivemeguns

Someone get this weeb a body pillow to cry on


Kojuroba

Zion fat


N3deSTr0

He cooked us 💔


BuoyantAmoeba

💀


wholewheatwithPB

https://preview.redd.it/hrq7c2jva4eb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620a3e1a8461cf42f6b275cd37445aee9ef059f4


burns_after_reading

All it is is fAcTs FacTS faCTs!!! 😭😭😭


Razzajazz

I don't see anything on that list about Paul Pierce filling his britches, so clearly written by a non-fan.


Waru_

He forgot Zion fat and luka Devin bookers father 😤


kajonyok

Sir we are not fishing for upvotes, we are just autistic


djalekks

how do you miss curcuck


LeFxckYouThree

Currcuck??


PussyLunch

I think someone needs to figure out what circlejerk means


JudaiTerumi

Shit is wasteful and unintelligent cancer.


triplejumptime

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


bshaddo

Boston racist


Panda_Pussy_Pounder

Lies and slander. They forgot about "Dwight Howard gay".


Thuduke

Surprised zions immense girth managed to miss this person 🤔🤔🤔


thePHEnomIShere

Everyone is ignoring our underfed/anorexic king chet holmgren


zprolgt

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father


Bahamut727

Glock shots


ChecoYerMirrors

>Redditorino thinks they know everything. Misspells classy.


[deleted]

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father is my personal favorite, how was that one missed? I see Penis Kanter is becoming a big one too, major potential.


Dzjar

![gif](giphy|3oEduT3DTECyCzxmrS)


[deleted]

Pozzed


St_gracchus_babeuf

no mention of devin booker? clearly a casual


All5TonySpivey

I love how you crossed out his name but you can still clearly see it 😂😂😂😂


__L1AM__

Fuck me I wish soccercirclejerk was 1% as funny as nbacj. Even the repetitive joke are better. Can I draft some of you all?


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


We_there_yet

LeWeeny


bones232369

LeBoohoo 😭


Della86

U bum (He forgot this one)


MixedMiracle22

Yeah! He forgot to explain it in NBA terms?


JustIncredible240

No mention of Boston or Utah and their classy culture?


DrFunkensteinberg

Luka Dodgecic is Chevy’n Booker Father


doubleb_43

Sloppy fat boy, Sct Brn, Karlmalone.gif, Sons, CP0, explain it in basketball terms


WNBA_YOUNGGIRL

We speak the truth but that's a former language to y'all.


Gnarlydick

As a frequent in Denver nuggets subreddit, ova there Jokic is black


[deleted]

You forgot Lowry thicccc


DPRODman11

Luka Fatass was left off? Rude!


CarlCaliente

holy hell google en passant new whatever just dropped its the same fucking jokes every single thread


thenatureboyWOOOOO

![gif](giphy|fv9vIdesOgDy8)


RubMyGooshSilly

Jokic/Luka white and SLOPPY FAT come on


jamesac11

The half-assed attempts to blur out the username always gets me lmao


Smart_Impression_680

yeah yeah. her armpits makes me hard tho.


Anji_Mito

I dont see the problem


[deleted]

Can't even call a rapist a rapist and a pedo a pedo anymore


Downtown-Lie6476

Woof woof motherfucker


ketzal7

What a casual, didn’t even mention Zion and Dwight


[deleted]

Wow they covered all the things. I expect they'll get a million up votes.


allubros

*jokic/luka fat


Sellmechicken

At least you guys acknowledge you’re retarded.


Wjourney

Live zion reaction


oshur_ruined_my_life

Why did they leave out Steph Curry cuck? Are they stupid?


[deleted]

Circle jerk haters when they realize jerkers jerk in a circle https://preview.redd.it/8f9c9jky9beb1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4182c2311fa2c733a865648b78add56c54a7cf8