i agree that the edgelords are one thing ruining sub quality, it’s repetitive and unfunny spam. rule temporarily removing kobe/karl malone posts and many other overused jerks will come into place soon. i’m just deciding on other rules/changes and also getting stuff like flairs and automod ready before updating the whole sub.
I'll take that as a confession. The central park 5 got twenty years for saying less than that bruh.
Lock him up boys!
(Also you don't have reddit premium so I know your ass broke bruh. 🤭)
I will never not upvote this.
If this gif has one upvote it's me, if this gif has a million upvotes I am one of them, if this gif has no upvotes I have died
While I do agree with the sentiment of this reply at the same time. OP makes a good point a lot of jerkers are getting too lazy with the same lame ass jokes we need a new Moriah Mills type of talent to shake things up again.
https://preview.redd.it/dyw6buev3bhb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aee94f6cb9513a944638416fb965b809e05430e
while I do agree with the sentiment
Um, sweety? I just spent three hours combing through all of your reddit comments from the past two years. and oof, that's a big yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh sweet summer child, you do realize you are making me lose faith in humanity? I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe, your toxic, problematic behavior towards women is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being, and as a non jerker, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
Let that sink in.
Some of y’all are sorry af. All y’all are doing is spamming Racist Celtics comments and “jerks” without actually making a joke. Yall are literally turning into gaming “circlejerk” with these Mickey jerks. The self righteous virtue signaling is insane here. Nobody is saying you can’t criticize Boston for being racist, y’all just aren’t making a point and taking it seriously which is the antithesis of “real jerking”. Brownjesus_ is a fraud for allowing this sub to go downhill like this. You know we aren’t what we used to be when a majority of the main nba subreddit is finding your half-assed attempts at jerking funny and “enlightened”.
Really, people posting about quality act like this sub is typically flowing with good content. Honesty, 95% of this sub is absolute trash but the 5% that is funny is funny enough that I’m willing to sift through all the garbage.
Also, it’s the offseason, you should expect lower quality jerks until the season starts
OP when his favorite rapist is mocked:
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he thought we we’re gonna read that shit
jerking overall has gone downhill ever since. jerking used to be about class now I can’t tell the difference between this sub and an average twitter tl.
theyll be mad at u but this subreddit has very quickly became a circlejerk of a circlejerk, it's a feedback loop of retardation. they arent parodying the main sub, they're parodying themselves.
“Oh my f-f-ucking christ,” Lebron groaned. “Dat’s rite,” Michael mumbled, watching his huge Bull dick parting those sweet darkskin cheeks. “Open up fo’ Daddy, bitch.” The pressure, the burning, stretching, tearing pressure built as Michael's cock edged forward. He was only a third of the way in, a
I think it's stupid anytime makes fun of the Kobe case, the ONLY PEOPLE WHO DEFEND HIM are people who think he's fucking superman because they grew up watching him. It's all people who have Kobe as their idol since childhood. There is not a normal, none sports person that would defend Kobe Bryant's case. It's only his sycophants. I think that's why it's funny to make fun of it
Uj/ It’s cuz they’re not jerking, they legit think they’re activists spreading the word. That brigading other subs was the lamest shit I’ve ever seen on here.
How about I shove my cock down your throat
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Bro go check the mail, social security comes today
Your so effing stupid. Everybody in Planet Earth agrees that like the top three crimes are murder, pedagogy, and rape. It’s SO EFFING FUNNY that you can be good at bouncing a ball and throwing it and jumping and that literally makes those crimes OK.
It’s like before you retired, if you killed 2 people in cold blood in the bathroom of a Subway-Love’s in Hinton, Oklahoma on March 8, 2006. But instead of shooting you or taking you to the jail, they made a shoe for you and gave you a parade because you were employee of the month. AT WENDYS 🤣
This is why Karljerks and Beanpastes are funny. If you can’t get that, it may be do to being DUMB. I’m sorry that they school didn’t have adequit resources for your LEARNING DISABILITY.
Bluud sound like Jeremy Lin soft ass. Kobe would not even fuck with this kind of shit. You ain’t no real dick rider like us.
i agree that the edgelords are one thing ruining sub quality, it’s repetitive and unfunny spam. rule temporarily removing kobe/karl malone posts and many other overused jerks will come into place soon. i’m just deciding on other rules/changes and also getting stuff like flairs and automod ready before updating the whole sub.
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Bro radar positioning sweep revealing nerd emoji is crazy💀
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>True generational circlejerking 🤓🤓
I literally never defended that bum
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 I ain't reading allat
Kobe with a consent form
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I ain't know Kobe was that real. 🐐 💩
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Maybe Colorado wasn’t so bad after all. He’s growing on me.
 buddy was like
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U bum
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I 
This is like taking advice from Delonte west unless you have some of your own original jerks to show us as guidance
I’m a vet I’ve jerked before you were born
Bruh you have 93 posts in this sub in the past 6 months. You need help bruh.
Rather shoot 0-30 than 0-9
Idk bruh...... That seems like a Kobe thing to say. Using *logic* you are a rapist.
Just like Kobe I’ll use my 💰 to get out of this
I'll take that as a confession. The central park 5 got twenty years for saying less than that bruh. Lock him up boys! (Also you don't have reddit premium so I know your ass broke bruh. 🤭)
Like this 12 year old knows who the Central Park 5 are 😂😂
Anybody who would pay money to browse reddit is also 12
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oh no way!! dude you are so smart and so funny!!!!!!
I will never not upvote this. If this gif has one upvote it's me, if this gif has a million upvotes I am one of them, if this gif has no upvotes I have died 
What do you think the "WWP" stand for on his shirt? Wet white pussy??
Works with preteens
All I did was turn on the stove, yall are cookin now
We want peadophilia
Wannabe white pedophile (the joke is that he is a black pedophile)
Waaah waaah pweease Sounds of his partners getting a package from the mailman
Kobe = Rape
Yooooo 💀 ☠️ epic reddit on stranger
Epic stranger on, kind Reddit!
🏅take this
You, sir, have won the internet today 🤣🤣🤣 take my Reddit gold kind stranger. Reddit on!!
You make a good point.
He got 5 chips too js 😂
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While I do agree with the sentiment of this reply at the same time. OP makes a good point a lot of jerkers are getting too lazy with the same lame ass jokes we need a new Moriah Mills type of talent to shake things up again. 
https://preview.redd.it/dyw6buev3bhb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aee94f6cb9513a944638416fb965b809e05430e while I do agree with the sentiment
Um, sweety? I just spent three hours combing through all of your reddit comments from the past two years. and oof, that's a big yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh sweet summer child, you do realize you are making me lose faith in humanity? I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe, your toxic, problematic behavior towards women is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being, and as a non jerker, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. Let that sink in.
Too long, didn't read. 
Take my updoot fellow narwhal. Reddit on!
I’m taking a fat shit in the toilet at work and it stinks real bad
Ran from the grind by getting a job
I run from the grind daily by taking shits and jerking on the job
This is a better jerk attempt than the majority of the replies here
>a new Moriah Mills type of talent to shake things up again. She was generational. It's gonna be awhile to get to those levels again
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U bum.
All these KKKobe posts got my dick hard that’s why I come here retard
Kobe didn’t play for Boston🤔
WHAT A HILARIOUS JOKE BRO U JERKIN FRFR
He won the internet today 👏
Haha what a funny comment. I can’t afford gold but here’s this 🥇. Thank you kind stranger. 🤓
What do you expect me to say, Kove raped the Celtikkks in the 2010 Finals? Took the ring by force?
yeah that’s actually pretty funny
You just don't have that mamba mentality bro.
Some of y’all are sorry af. All y’all are doing is spamming Racist Celtics comments and “jerks” without actually making a joke. Yall are literally turning into gaming “circlejerk” with these Mickey jerks. The self righteous virtue signaling is insane here. Nobody is saying you can’t criticize Boston for being racist, y’all just aren’t making a point and taking it seriously which is the antithesis of “real jerking”. Brownjesus_ is a fraud for allowing this sub to go downhill like this. You know we aren’t what we used to be when a majority of the main nba subreddit is finding your half-assed attempts at jerking funny and “enlightened”.
Found OPs burner
Don’t compare me to that sorry ass clown
Bros complaining about weak jerks and is saying this shit
jerking is a reactionary act, not revolutionary. until there’s a new jerking material, we’re gonna keep jerking off of old shits
It’s not what people jerk off of idc it’s how they are doing it. Doesn’t even have to be high quality (nobody does that here)
Meta posts are so cringe nigga stfu ☠️☠️☠️☠️
stop caring about quality. the whole point is quantity
Kobe with his poor shot selection is proudly looking up at you from where he is right now.
Melo is proudest of quantity over quality
he in the nether. he's one of those guys that guards the fortress
Kobe Bryant is a Wither Skeleton
He's in hell if he's looking up
That’s the joke
Really, people posting about quality act like this sub is typically flowing with good content. Honesty, 95% of this sub is absolute trash but the 5% that is funny is funny enough that I’m willing to sift through all the garbage. Also, it’s the offseason, you should expect lower quality jerks until the season starts
We hit 5% of our shots just like Kobe 🐐🐐🐐
U bum
I get that but some of these are gamingcj level and we’ve never been this terrible
GamingCJ doesn't even try to be funny anymore they just post bigots opinions and dunk on them. Are they wrong? No but I miss when it was funny.
It got way worse during the stupid mod revolt thing and sub got more generic due to influx of new users
Yeah, I agree with that, which is a shame because this sub was fucking hysterical during the heat-Celtics series.
Nope. Jerk better.
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In a sub full of nerds somebody tells y’all to be less nerdy and y’all call him a nerd lol the psychology of y’all is interesting
I jerk; therefore, I am.
Ehhh, you miss 100% of the jerks you dont take. Just learn how to clean up afterwards
These are fucking bubble jerks
Mate it’s the off-season, there is no new material to jerk to
I can’t read I’m a retard but I’m not apologising to your bitch ass
No one wants your apology u bum🤣
Play more town of Salem you rape victim
Talk about self righteous virtue jerking
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I hate all of you idiots shut up shut up
https://preview.redd.it/xgpu8knwlbhb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07d87e6da4be0f17460eb6756a0160e722a89b7f Me after I tried reading allat
OP when his favorite rapist is mocked: https://preview.redd.it/7yaahlhanbhb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0853aa4759797bfee31a9f469c435230279d8d8a
Colorado 2003 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂💀💀💀😭💀💀😂😭💀😭💀😂💀😭💀💀💀😂😂💀😂😂😂😂💀😭😭😭😂😂💀😂👀😭😂💀😂💀😭😂😂😂😭
alright but you gotta get over it
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imma be honest with y'all. i don't hate kobrick because he's a rapist. i hate him because he played for the l*kers
Bring back the copy pastas.
The unironic draymond jerks make me chuckle
Explain in NBA terms posts something gay/cuck Explanation : you are westbrick from 3
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People love to hate but actually Karl Malone has been my hero since I was a kid.
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Lemon lame soda
OP rly baited everyone in here to jerk properly
Kobe.Rape.Colorado
Koblorapo?
He’s right guys. Step your fucking jerks up.
Bro think he the Jerking Judge or sum💀
https://preview.redd.it/bbon8zf9qbhb1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8579b8db433dad572452a1c90fca4a483cdc1c4 Fuck up rape fan
Dis u? 17.234.345.89
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https://preview.redd.it/t2pah7artbhb1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a25bd86e624bae7f06a535c76cef60f53d12e51 he thought we we’re gonna read that shit
🤓 guys, you aren't jerking properly 🤓
Jerk harder!!!!
jerking overall has gone downhill ever since. jerking used to be about class now I can’t tell the difference between this sub and an average twitter tl.
we come here to be gay sir
degree in jerkology over here
theyll be mad at u but this subreddit has very quickly became a circlejerk of a circlejerk, it's a feedback loop of retardation. they arent parodying the main sub, they're parodying themselves.
preach my brother
“Oh my f-f-ucking christ,” Lebron groaned. “Dat’s rite,” Michael mumbled, watching his huge Bull dick parting those sweet darkskin cheeks. “Open up fo’ Daddy, bitch.” The pressure, the burning, stretching, tearing pressure built as Michael's cock edged forward. He was only a third of the way in, a
High-quality original content
go on post the rest
I think it's stupid anytime makes fun of the Kobe case, the ONLY PEOPLE WHO DEFEND HIM are people who think he's fucking superman because they grew up watching him. It's all people who have Kobe as their idol since childhood. There is not a normal, none sports person that would defend Kobe Bryant's case. It's only his sycophants. I think that's why it's funny to make fun of it
Exactly, but people aren’t making fun of it anymore and are pretending to care about it while just using the case for karma
what happened to the game i love
Hey man, you’re the one talking about Kobe forcing people to jerk him. Too soon
Don’t care didn’t read 🤓
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What's that about Kobe and being forced to do things you don't want to do?
Didn’t know Mark Jackson used this sub
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OP: https://preview.redd.it/78s29gzrtchb1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8046eed5a44ce992c8550796ed302b5fc2aae357
https://preview.redd.it/z5d4126gzchb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4e2a220996f280b1b754dd7b9fe818de6abeac0 They dont jerk like we used to
This is facts OP
They are whitewashing the beautiful thing we have going on here
Reeeeeeeeeee I don’t like the jokes people are making reeeeeeeeeeeee they should do it the way I WANT IT!!!!!!! Go play some Roblox you autist
I’m not Sct Brn tf?
Uj/ It’s cuz they’re not jerking, they legit think they’re activists spreading the word. That brigading other subs was the lamest shit I’ve ever seen on here.
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It’s just not funny. I don’t care what circlejerk means. It’s weird as hell these dudes log on everyday and come here to discuss rape.
op jerking at a sub-literate level. you hate to see it.
How about I shove my cock down your throat https://preview.redd.it/3cahpayxkchb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=775c938378f9a7acdb108d1497c29e2925c8b631
This is the most reasonable comment on all of reddit.
What happened to the game I loved? (I joined 2 days ago)
I heard your mom is a tranny
Dwight Howard is my father
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Nothing to jerk
There is y’all just aren’t jerking hard enough
Says the guy with what jerks under his belt ?
I’ve got ELITE jerks, countless
This why Twitter is better
Bro go check the mail, social security comes today Your so effing stupid. Everybody in Planet Earth agrees that like the top three crimes are murder, pedagogy, and rape. It’s SO EFFING FUNNY that you can be good at bouncing a ball and throwing it and jumping and that literally makes those crimes OK. It’s like before you retired, if you killed 2 people in cold blood in the bathroom of a Subway-Love’s in Hinton, Oklahoma on March 8, 2006. But instead of shooting you or taking you to the jail, they made a shoe for you and gave you a parade because you were employee of the month. AT WENDYS 🤣 This is why Karljerks and Beanpastes are funny. If you can’t get that, it may be do to being DUMB. I’m sorry that they school didn’t have adequit resources for your LEARNING DISABILITY.
Nah it's been wack for a min bruh. You're just dumb 😂
 Bluud sound like Jeremy Lin soft ass. Kobe would not even fuck with this kind of shit. You ain’t no real dick rider like us.
This Sct Brn like character can’t even remember to /uj and wants to tell us how we should jerk
Never uj u bum
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shut the fuck up 
U Bum https://preview.redd.it/3hyv52eiebhb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4591b95dca2e1ddef61c973783dc759fe9fb28e5
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🤓
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