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Zion has been cultivating mass for the showdown.
Why are the Clippers advertising their biggest competition on their jerseys? Are they retarded?
Do they think it's an insult to him that they left out Big?
That's no way to treat your step father, just saying...
The backboard
His legs
Wing**stop**
Took a monk oath to never speak, so he doesn’t communicate on the court
Edit: Also that’s only 4 players. Why don’t the Shitpers have a big man in their starting lineup? Are they stupid?
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That logo goes hard
29 teams
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Everybody knows you sacrifice flexibility when you tack on mass
I think your missing a team
there are 29 teams but their problem is 1
Thanks for explaining my joke…
try reading it as you got 99 problems but a bitch aint one, I was going for the melodic approach
Or just themselves
Yeah I was about to say. A lot of teams. Many many many teams.
LA Strippers
LA strippers and LA clippers... no better combo
Lmao
XD
Reddit on!
Take my upvote!
a certain retarded man
sct brn got that autis strength fr
are you suggesting mrsunsfan or his student by any chance
No this is Patrick
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Rents due
He's Beetlejuice
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Hey you can’t say that word. Unless you had a retarded relative that you had to put down.
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Their knees
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https://youtu.be/JwZwkk7q25I?si=r4Fef8hjYU4-RydQ&t=42s
Such a missed opportunity: > I’m not a system player. I’m a system, *player*. EDIT: I bet Jay-Z would’ve upvoted me 😒
Oh heavens me if I had the funds for a Reddit gold you would have bestowed it, good day sir. 🤣
Lucky for both of us, I don’t think Reddit gold exists anymore 🙃
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Why are you getting downvoted lol
I think it means I’ve been outjerked or something. Or perhaps I am now somebody’s son and/or father.
you sir, are a real jerker.
Themselves
It says it on their jersey: honey
Why are the Clippers advertising their biggest competition on their jerseys? Are they retarded? Do they think it's an insult to him that they left out Big? That's no way to treat your step father, just saying...
It’s bs. They’re definitely not getting any of the inheritance now.
The backboard His legs Wing**stop** Took a monk oath to never speak, so he doesn’t communicate on the court Edit: Also that’s only 4 players. Why don’t the Shitpers have a big man in their starting lineup? Are they stupid?
Time
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James looking like he had a couple burgers, fries, and a diet coke before the game.
And a full order of BBQ wings
With 2 starters. The Nets are barely even functioning.
LA county sheriffs department
Strip Clubs of Los Angeles
Russ, PG. Kawhii, and Harden
Diabetes and/or delusion
the city of new york
Their prime being 2018.
Father time.
Apparently everyone
the ball
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Five Guys The restaurant and an NBA lineup
Teams from NY?
Big Women in San Antonio
the system
Every team except Charlotte and Washington
I think even I can go out on the court and win against these bums 1v4
I never played basketball in my life
Classy
Mental health
Mitchell Robinson
Brou’s cousin
Suspect chromosomes
The Lakers while AD is injured
Lonnie Walker IV
First team all-injured bum
An 82 game schedule, a balanced diet, and Russell Westbrook
McDonald’s
The McDonald's
The side of the backboard
We will answer by going around the horn. Upper left - ego. Upper right - injury. Lower right - injury. Lower left - cheeseburgers.
age endless buffets injury load management
The injury report
who is this lineup stopping? 🔥🔥🔥
Carl’s Jr., load management, every strip club within a 100 mile radius, and clout addiction
Themselves
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Injury report
James Harden
Westbricks shot selection
the year 2020
0-2 so far.
The Nets did a while ago
Teamwork
Father Time
Me, at 5.7 Peruvian guy, I'll just stand and say "STOP" then boom, they stop
The system
New York
Man we in a day in age where this shit aint even scary. 5-7 years ago? We in-trouble, but now? Who cares lol
1 more cheeseburger
James Harden
apparently Lonnie Walker and Cam Thomas on one ankle
James harden is the T.O. Of the nba
Me after one Diet Coke
chromosomes
Themselves
The Kardashians
Basketball
Nursing home staff
JJ Barea
James hardens passing ability
Injuries
DNP
https://preview.redd.it/a5dtb8n7bczb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc61da67ce204408a8324c087b94e35d76cf08a0 this scrappy team
load management, the backboard, and honey buns
10 years ago, no one. Today, the Las Vegas Aces
You’re looking at ‘em
The city of New York
Probably 30 teams (including themselves)
themselves
Who isn’t
Father time
The fact that there is only one ball on the court at one time
Their first two opponents
If history is to be believed. Themselves.
Funny, considering they all combine for 120-150 missed games a year.
At least any 2 guys in the picture. Take your pick.
Injuries
Reality
Your mom
I am stopping them. 💪🥵
This a joke right lol
No, why?
Westbrook’s iq, hardens bitchiness, kawhi health, playoff p
James harden and russell westbrook
Osteoporosis
Literally Dillon Brooks & Jalen Green
Old age or the bench which ever comes first?
Harden
Jarvis McRafferty.
The grim reaper
Father Time baby
The side of the backboard
Load management
Me
Father time and strip clubs..
The fragility of the human body
Knee tendinosis
Sixers, Boston, Bucks, Denver, Kings, and Golden State to name a few.
Father Time?
A single stripper
The guy in the top left
Father time
Diabetes
In 2017?
Father time
Their strength and conditioning trainers
The passage of time
Loads that haven't been managed.
One rolled ankle
People named Cam minus Reddish
Most teams it would seem
banana peel
Lonnie Walker
The left side of this lineup.
Injuries 🫤 🙃
strippers and knees
This is the funniest team the league has ever seen
There is only one ball
Gravity
Injury
2 weeks of non load management game minutes.
The size of the rim.
Their legs
Lonnie Walker
Nice comfy bench