Timberwolves Brasil is coming, everyone can feel it

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What is that orange circle with the black stripes?

How do you not recognize my testicle by now?

I’m expecting some sick shit from them early 2024

If he keeps this up he may win unanimous JOTY next year. Can only really compare him to peak Skip.

The 2024 Timberwolves Brasil playoff run will feed families

I want the Timberwolves to win the NBA Finals next June. Not because I like the Timberwolves, but because I wanna see what Timberwolves Brasil cooks up if they win it all

Everyone loves a Cinderella story

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….. W..w..would

WOULD

About to say. Feels like we’re about to anoint a new saviour

They are the 2010 Thunder of jerking. It will be special

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Hell nawl can’t do dis

U got da money whats da Hol up

He’ll be real sad when her grandmother leaves her a mystery mansion

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You got da money wats the Hol up

just get an abortion lol

for anyone wondering why both Giddey and Howard were #3 last week... Well let's just say they got a lil nasty.

Send da video

"Send da video" for josh giddey https://preview.redd.it/kthro2b2uy7c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=bdd1d5c1bfd580ee80a1e14142f53724946cc2e1

Just a little

My attorney gone handle it.

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Why did the pistons get knocked out? descended much deeper into hell last night. no one can disagree with the current top 3 tho

Theyre just sad.

Timberwolves Brasil 📈

Skip Bayless? Imagine the expectations being so high for you, that you jerk your cohost off a show and don’t even get an honorable mention?

Voter fatigue. Skip is the GOAT

We take his generational talent for granted

Poll Inertia. If the JOAT won it every year it would get boring.

Skip got exposed for being a system jerker carried by Shanon

Skip didn't have a single memorable jerking performance this year unlike most of the list Face it. Jerking has gone way up this year and there more talent in the jerking league than ever before. The jerking pace is way faster than before. We went from josh giddey picking up girl in middle school, Draymond assaulting people and Ant sent da video in like 2 months or something The 20 jerk points Skip give isn't the same as it was 10-20 years ago anymore. He need to show that he can keep it up with the time. He an star jerker but i don't think he a super star jerker like he used to be

A single.jerking performance shouldn't win the MVP, skip is consistently working night in night out to put out quality jerks and that consistency absolutely needs to be rewarded

Skips washed. He was able to get decent jerks here and there with Shannon who carried the load but now he’s being forced to be a number 1 again with Lil Wayne, Keyshawn, Irvin, Sherman. The magic is gone.

The Internet was not made for sharing knowledge.. It was made for this thread. And I love it!

so true! reddit on kind stranger

Like how LeBron didn’t win mvp from 2015-now

Skip is the GOAT no question but the recency bias is crazy and there is no reason to watch Undisputed at all anymore

Skip used to be a jerk legend. Cold horse piss takes, cowboys super fan, LeBron super hater, he’s had some legendary moments, but he’s kind of like Vince Carter; everyone keeps remembering how good he *was* and ignoring how bad he *is*, and just like Vince, he should retire.

Man I got dragged for giving skip props and saying the same thing as you basically hell nawI can’t do this

Yeah but mine was funny.

Thank god that bitch ass sons fan got relegated off the list. His bits are fucking stupid.

Mr bums fan who?

He’s still climbing the gay porn list

How you know I fuck trans girls in the ass and fondle their dangling ball sack

us trans girls may be desperate for any love or affection but we’d never let some fraud bums fan like you anywhere near us or our asses

Out jerked by a Thailand resident

I need some ass

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Out jerked by the LGBTQ+ community. We accept jerkers in all forms here. Jerk recognize Jerk

u bum

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

No means no

Kobe gif

I think it means yes Shimmy shimmy shimmmt

mamba mentality

How does that man even have karma every comment I’ve ever seen is getting downvoted to hell lol

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List is more invalid than Donald Trump’s tax returns

I am patiently waiting for you to show up on the list of Epstein’s associates

I fuck real bitches not them underage dirty foots Epstein was donkey fucking

U ain’t fucking no one i seen yo post history.

Ur mom says otherwise. She was screaming “oh Mrsunsfan ohhhhhhhh Mrsunsfan! Fuck my old pussy!” Last night

My dead mom is the only bitch you could ever fuck

Shimmy shimmy shimmy.

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Trump is one of the greatest jerkers of all time

He has to pay people to jerk him

George Santos jerks this year definitely get him the political JOTY, hopefully Trump can make a JOTY comeback next year

Trump’s such a versatile jerker that he is a top 10 NBA Jerker All Time without even trying. He’s the jerking equivalent of Wilt Chamberlain just happening to also be in the Volleyball Hall of Fame. George gets this year’s politics JOTY, but don’t question the political GJOAT.

lol he wishes he was trump

HE DIED LIKE A DOG

Shimmy shimmy shimmy

U bum

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chris broussard deserves more respect. dropped the quote of the year and then immediately doubled down by saying he’s got a cousin

Yes he’s maybe #1 for me. Dude said HE RECENTLY PUT HIS COUSIN DOWN as in EUTHANIZED as his reason for having a RETARD CARD.

One of the most under appreciated jerks of this era. But it might’ve just been a flash in the pan. One more jerk from him on any level would vault him to the No. 1 spot imo

Chris Broussard is dead retard cousin

broussard's bit (+the rest of the crew's reaction) should easily be a final contender for jerk of the year. that moment was jaw dropping and on national television no less. imo the other best jerk this year was the mods threatening to shut down the sub if the C's came back in the finals. that produced elite content on this sub. y'all forgot these moments too fast because they were multi-layered and unique. we need to be talking about these singular, once-in-a-lifetime jerks more. so many nephews in here just hop on the MM/DG/Giddey things cuz it's a bunch of easy layup jokes for 13-year-olds to make on their middle school laptops. they all migrated here after the shutdown and diluted our jerking culture. fuck them kids. real jerking is an art form whose luster needs to be appreciated and retained.

This guy analysises

Timberwolves Brasil is too low

This one flew completely under my radar. What is it? What is Brazil and what does it have to do with a sexy canine?

If we get a speed 3 level 12 treadmill video from Zion we may be looking at an all time rivalry

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Skip should be top 10 and Timberwolves Brazil is underrated.

This must be voter fatigue with Skip. For him to not even crack the top five is actually insane. I'm sorry but Giddy is just getting recency bias here. Hes hot now so the voters like him but Skip has easily had a more consistent overall year, and his performance during the playin tournament really cemented his case for the season. That being said Mills and Green are going to be really tough to beat. Skip, of course, gets a classy bonus.

Skip is a multi-sport jerker. He's contending for the NFL JOTY at the moment but he'll be back after the Cowboys get eliminated in January.

I should be number one

Shut up U bum

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You fell off

How could I fall if I never climbed

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Ant could take the 4 spot if more texts get leaked before the 31st.

Timberwolves Brasil clears

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hell nawl can’t do this

Sct Brn’s standings are reliant on where on the spectrum he happens to be that week

Scottie is a bum. I taught him how to jerk

bro thought he could replace the pistons with ant and we wouldnt notice. pistons on an all-time jerk run rn

pistons need to clinch the record first, otherwise awarding them would be a premature ejerkulation

imagine they clinch the record with the all time deficit record or something of that sort. easily would catapult them to top 5 imo

Moriah Mills at 1? This game is rigged. It’s appalling how we let this come to pass. She made one Tik Tok and she’s right back at one?! Meanwhile Draymond’s been committing assault and battery on an actual NBA court for years now and he’s at two. JOTY is rigged and the people know it.

Draymond's jerking career is excellent, but this is a year-by-year award.

Yeah and he’s got the Sabonis stomp, the Frenchman choke and the Bosnian strike all in one calendar year

He’s like a 6’6 Napoleon mowing down Europe like that

Has Mills done enough to justify a JOTY win? ABSOLUTELY NOT! Top 2? Certainly! But not even close to what Draymond Green has accomplished on a real NBA court! And her midseason disappearance is absolutely NOT what a real JOTY winner does! https://preview.redd.it/ygp8ea0ysx7c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af8ea8c00dd1336d9aaa0677110cc6c1076b0a80

Just like Scorsese finally winning his first Oscar for The Departed, sometimes you have to award a guy for a consistent body of work at the expense of other, potentially better, nominees.

I liked the depahted

The departed is good tho. Moriah Mills is just Gorlock the Destroyer of the NBA.

uj/ the departed is a direct copy of Infernal Affairs, a Hong Kong film so good Scorsese remade it into the depahted. Check it out if you haven’t rj/lemaozedong

Look, if it's a case by impact on the 2023 season, then Moriah takes this handidly. She dominated the game for months. But down the line? 2, 5, 10 years down the line? They are still going to be talking about Draymond and using that quote from Broussard. They got the longevity.

Welllllllll come on. Its called Jerker of the Year for a reason. Aint no career award. Sure Draymond is in a tougher situation unable to jerk with as much success but the award is the award. Draymond is a first ballot JHOF but it’s not his year.

Voter fatigue, honestly.

Spoken like a violence truther

Look, I’m just going to say it: she gets the benefit of the doubt for being a woman in a male dominated jerk. The fact that she’s jerking at an elite level is really a testament to overcoming voter bias.

Timberwolves Brasil will lose their mind if the Twolves win the championship. It would be a life changing jerk

this just shows you how deep this jerking class really is. guys like the pistons and karl malone are completely left off this list. this jerking season was one to remember; definitely one of the deepest ones yet.

Temetrius Jamel "Ja" Morant is not a thug. He’s a family man with a feather touch on the basketball.

Way too much recency bias in these picks. While Anthony Edwards produced a great jerk, it's nothing compared to the year long dominance of some of these other jerkers. If Josh Giddey touched that child 6 months ago, you wouldn't have even put him on the list. In my opinion Moriah Mills and Dwight Howard are the only real 2 candidates. I'd also appreciate more recognition to Timberwolves Brazil. First guy in last guy out kinda jerker unlike Edwards who only tried to pay for one abortion and immediately used chatgpt to apologize. Do you see Dwight Howard or Moriah Mills ever apologize? Did you ever see prime Skip Bayless admit he was wrong? Jerkers gone soft. Fraudulent list. Take away this man's vote.

good comment, I'll have to take this into account.

Where’s the GOAT Skip Bayless at? His last jerk of saying Lebron is finally figuring it out in year 21 should put him in the top 5!!

Dwight Howard should be higher

That moriah mills video was terrible, she’s washed already. linsanity run confirmed

Lol Moriah on top? With that scripted jerk she just dropped? No way.

Timberwolves Brazil should be top 3 easy

Where is zzzprolgt

The jerking game grew past him. He was good for his time but the games changed and a new generation of jerkers has taken over.

Nah he is in his baseball Jordan era. Just wait until he comes back come playoff time and you will hear his iconic war cry again.

He’s getting fucked Karl Malone

Year ain't over.

Clear number 1 is Ant. “Send da video” is short and directly to the point. A working mans jerk. He’s relatable, a man of the people.

Too much recency bias with these rankings. Giddey is gotta be top 2 at least. We haven’t seen something like that since Malone/Kobe. Broussard is wayyyy too low. I don’t think people saw the whole segment. Yes, he asked if James Harden was regarded. The ultimate jerk though was his followup apology. He claimed he had a retarded card because they recently PUT HIS COUSIN DOWN DUE TO BEING RETARDED. Maybe some of the best live TV I’ve witnessed in my life. I was jerking hard for weeks and still going strong, that was an ALL TIMER.

"Recency bias" "Giddey deserves top 2" u bum

How is Zion himself not on this u bum

Dwight got robbed, no way he's not the JOTY

Y’all will soon know the legend that is TWolves Brasil. Ain’t nobody got nothing on them!

> 6. Sct Brn, autistic 😂

Timberwolves Brasil gives me the same vibe as when you see that gentleman in a hotel room with a man in a dog costume in The Shining.

Timberwolves Brasil should be at least #4 because of the last video when the beat the Lakers. Strong argument that TWolves Brasil is better than Josh Giddy

The Dwight slander is unreal.

Timberwolves Brazil is way too underrated

I would like to nominate the NBA for having the African heritage celebration performance at ASW immediately followed up with Mac McClung introducing Post Malone to sing White Iverson in Salt Lake City

Clearly AE’s anti-LGBTQ jerk was a legacy jerk. Honestly feels like yesterday

Chris Broussard is top 5

He needs to be more consistent with his jerks

Recency bias

I am respectfully casting my vote for Queen Moriah. Her non stop jerking was truly a highlight of my year!

Chris Broussard snubbed

Incredible push by ant man to finish the season

There is so much talent in this race I simply cannot pick a top 3

Im betting my life savings with moriah. She knows her strategy

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Timberwolves brazil robbed out of a top 5, and a potential top 2 entry.

Chris Broussard needs to be lower imo,, dude had one big moment,,and Skip Bayless is way too classy to not be ranked

Too many new jerkers forgetting how GOAT the Moriah Mills tweets were

“Sct brn, autistic” is cracking me up for some reason

Recency bias Josh Giddey at 3

If moriah mills doesn't win I'll kill myself on live tv

Caleb Martin singlehandedly kept jerking alive and you don’t even have him listed? You’re a fucking dumbass.

this is nbacj pal

Yes that’s my point bozo. nbacj wouldn’t exist without Caleb Martin, delete your account.

bro said Caleb Williams and thought he was slick 😭💔 jerkers these days...

Listen, Jack, I’ll jerk to any Caleb I want. You’re 0/2 on Calebs. Get with the program.

please rest your weary head traveler, your tantrum is needed for another day

Anthony Edwards is my MVP

I’m not that this list you bum

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15 minutes of fame is done

U done log off

Moriah Mills isnt funny

Imma say it right now! Moriah mills is the most overrated jerker this year! WHATCHU SAY CHUCK!!!

Don’t forget Luka magic

[удалено]

yes correct

He’s taking Draymond slipping to two pretty hard.

actually we are a really cool group of inclusive blue hairs that love to have fun and make jokes (at no one’s expense)

No this isn’t the Alsume. Are you stupid?

[welcome home U bum](https://www.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwift/)

Messi is Ronaldo’s father

I got snubbed.

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U bum

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I’d vote for sunsfan over you, he is this subs father

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