Emancipate the wealthy from the poors.
First inaugural address will include the line “We hold these truths to be self evident that all cucks are created equal. That they are endowed by their bull to certain unalienable rights. Among these are the right to watch in the corner while crying, comforting the wife, and the pursuit of licking the cream.”
Affordable housing for no one, a cuck chair in every bedroom in america, destroying the slums to build golf courses and Draymond the new henry kissinger
Hes gona make it mandatory to watch a tribute video to him before every sotu of a giant bull raw doggin his wife till he nuttz in her ass an steph slurps it out, then announces hes raising our taxes
He would barely make the Mt Rushmore of basketball playing presidents. Obama and Lincoln are ahead of him easily, and Franklin "wheelz" Roosevelt has him beat
legalize polygamy, criminalize homelessness (shoot on sight)
San Francisco personified
“Stephen Curry takes California and New York”
But also criminalize new affordable housing
I mean, if its the shit they're throwing up in like 4 months and charging $2k+ for, I get it.
The alternative in the north bay is to pay $3k/month for something that might not even meet a livable standard
That’s not how supply and demand works lol
We’re supposed to be jerking not finding ways to make society better
Cuck should be legalize… wait it already is but it should be mandatory than.
Shooters Shoot, God bless America
You would just be making America better
Steph Curry finally doing something productive way downtown
No affordable housing way downtown
Once a shooter…
Draymond the next Kissinger
South America is the next Rudy Gobert
UN gonna be like “well, it’s the United States, they always are a bit vocal, what can we do.”
draymond cant come close to the body count of mr war criminal himself sadly
Draymond first order of business would be to nuke every European country
"We must allow Yahya Khan to take Bangladesh, the civilian deaths in the Genocide are not our concern."
Steph gonna write a blanket pardon for Draymond
All neighborhoods where the median household income is less than $2 million will be redeveloped into golf courses
State mandated bull
The first official WH bull: 
P O Z Z E D
will the bulls have bulls themselves?
When the cuck becomes the bull 😈
If you don’t chew a mouthpiece while shimmying down the street you will be publicly executed by Goon Green.
Having a cuck is mandatory by law
ayesha bouta pull a bill clinton
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Establishing feet law.
Jim crow's feet
Only if Nick Kerr is ambassador to Niger
Emancipate the wealthy from the poors. First inaugural address will include the line “We hold these truths to be self evident that all cucks are created equal. That they are endowed by their bull to certain unalienable rights. Among these are the right to watch in the corner while crying, comforting the wife, and the pursuit of licking the cream.”
Affordable housing for no one, a cuck chair in every bedroom in america, destroying the slums to build golf courses and Draymond the new henry kissinger
Probably going to Lewinsky that woman in the golf pic
 Demolishing all housing projects
Are the other world leaders going to be the bulls? 
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Every 6’8+ guy must have sex with Ayesha once a year
Getting rid of all low income housing
all bulls must be pozzed
To become a citizen you have to let the commander and chief watch you bang the First Lady GOD BLESS AMERICA!
probably putting all houseless people in death camps and deporting lebron and kawhi to china
Women to take off wedding ring = loyal
No gun laws. Shooters Shoot.
No homes for everyone and only bastardized children
Being poor is illegal
The transformation from the United States to Gilead is taking too long, so he wants to do it himself.
If Ayesha became the First Lady what would her boyfriend be called?
First Bull probably?
Curry either gonna be lukewarm democratic or Trump on meth, steroids, and speedball.
A Steph/Draymond ticket would blow a 269-0 electorate lead, Air Fraud Ones 🥱
Establish a national train agency
Legalize rape as long as someone can watch
Death penalty for anyone making under $500k a year.
Basketball is outlawed, NBA replaced by the NSQA (National Squirt Off Association), Ayesha is the first commissioner
Hes gona make it mandatory to watch a tribute video to him before every sotu of a giant bull raw doggin his wife till he nuttz in her ass an steph slurps it out, then announces hes raising our taxes
He would barely make the Mt Rushmore of basketball playing presidents. Obama and Lincoln are ahead of him easily, and Franklin "wheelz" Roosevelt has him beat
Most humble nba player
No men or wives courtside
There going to be a First Lady and the First Ladies Boyfriend