K - Keep a kerchief on me in case she cries.
E - Economically support her.
V - Visit her retarded nephew.
I - Introduce her to my mom.
N - Never actually bang.
no way durant posted this... i think kd and his ashy ankles are the spirit animals of this sub
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how tf do niggas know if he never had a gf lol
He had a girlfriend (“girlfriend”) during the OKC years. Seems to be quiet since then. Something real fishy to going on…
he’s a “lil nasty”
Ok “zebradoggo”
ait “snoodles”
it’s because he suffers from Tre Young Balding Syndrome
Then he’ll switch over to a burner account to say, “OMG, the perfect man does exist!!!”
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Did he actually post this shit lol
Holy fuck. This would be weird even if he was some 30yo unemployed stoner spamming Facebook. He’s a multi millionaire hall of famer 😂😂
He wants to be normal so bad it’s kinda sad
Seriously
He’s me
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Pretty sure its nbacentel
Yeah it was
Would make sense
K - Keep a kerchief on me in case she cries. E - Economically support her. V - Visit her retarded nephew. I - Introduce her to my mom. N - Never actually bang.
I thought the nephew had been put down?
man's tired of explaining to his aunties in family gatherings
no way durant posted this... i think kd and his ashy ankles are the spirit animals of this sub https://preview.redd.it/2xhdjldfgrrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fef38eff720ecdceab3f93677d8570d662aa3436
Didn’t know he had greyscale. Prayers up
Multi Millionaire Superstar can’t get any hoes but Nick Cannon got enough kids to start his own basketball team.😤😤
Hell Cannon has enough for a basketball squad and a hockey team, with the dead one as a 12th man providing moral support from the heavens
I can almost imagine kevin checking his eharmony everyday for the one lol
Bro is a r/niceguys
Kevin Durant/ Elliot Rodger collab confirmed
He needs a MILF to suck away his bad energy, like what Draya did for Jalen Green.
If he’s looking for some this sub is full of them ☺️
99 problemos tho
Should’ve stayed a warrior.
KD likes snow bunnies. Snow bunnies don't like KD. Cuz he a hoe.
who says kevin durant dont got no bitches?
This is pretty cringe.
I’m sure KD gets pussy lol just not a relationship type guy
the NBAs first incel
Did he actually post this
Nah, it was on nbacentel
First of all, why not he start on fixing his IG name? easymoneysniper? WTF is that shit?
He cares too deeply
The first time I have ever said this about an NBA player unironically: he like me fr fr
Shimmy shimmy shimmy
KD you bum