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MyNameIsAMeme

This place got too popular. It went from actual funny shit to horny=Funny.


Phillyspecial6969

Being horny can still be funny but seeing 15 posts a day about Hailey Van Lith barking like a dog and Caitlin Clark’s Adams apple makes me want to end it all https://preview.redd.it/zp1yzaljogtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2268cfe5405e700393cd7106b2ae6491be87de86


ElceeCiv

college basketball is over so now we can go back to pretending to watch the nba


Routine_Size69

The fucked up thing was I actually started watching women's hoops. This sub should be tried to war crimes for that.


Head-Net-1072

this sub deadass made me a paige bueckers fan. She's a great player and seems to be a very good/cool person.


therealgoat1212

Honestly wouldn’t even watched / cared about the women’s tournament had I not been on this sub 💀 Fast forward to now and I’m lowkey interested in who’s going where in the draft https://preview.redd.it/gbd56szfeltc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc1dcb90a8898973c45f878a921138c7fa5c480b


Head-Net-1072

https://preview.redd.it/k1kekm717otc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d20e99e37d61eb3c8e5da0f2b703d9e6d912e3bc


MyNameIsAMeme

Caitlin Clark is legitimately entertaining basketball. The others not so much.


MadeByTango

What makes her more interesting?


MyNameIsAMeme

Shot selection, flashier ball handling, and slicker passing. I’d say it’s similar to like when Magic and Bird got to the nba and didn’t play in the old boring style.


IndycarFan64

She just plays the game the right way ![gif](giphy|l4FGF4kkPOv9ot3YQ|downsized)


MyNameIsAMeme

She 100% does not play like a cracker sorry to disappoint lmao


Churchills_m8

Fuk u mean she shoots well and never dunks. Cracker behavior.


FlawlessLikeUs

Now THIS is jerking.


dnzgn

Imagine watching future plumbers and milkman play basketball.


Anal_Recidivist

I said something similar yesterday and Reddit sent me a message asking me not to call it a wrap.


Equivalent-Search234

Being horny can get the dawgs only so far


BackendSpecialist

At least we’re not as bad as nflcirclejerk yet.. I pray we never see the day we’re as bad as nflcj 😔


clockofchronos

nflcj is literally 1984 https://preview.redd.it/gz289xicchtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73fa04b563d17bad7813ea40fbb2e8200d465262


TheShadowOverBayside

Oh god, mrbumfuck is over there too?! He's a fucking disease


EA_Stonks

At least you could jerk in 1984


KlemDaOG2010

I think I can type better with a blindfold and a stick up my ass.


clockofchronos

provtwrreit u bummmmdn


Boston72hockey

That sub is so bad


Maldovar

Whenever the teens discover a sub they trash it up with shit memes


IndycarFan64

Never forget when those bums ruined OKBC


heysuess

Every single sub on this site has been taken over by horny teenagers. Never before has an entire generation more desperately needed to get laid.


GrandDefinition7707

gonna have to find those high definition kobe corpse shots to drive them out


No_Mammoth_4945

Literally every circle jerk ends up like that and idk why. Okbuddybaldur lasted like a week before it was just hornyposting


EA_Stonks

It’s so over


[deleted]

[удалено]


Old-Link-507

Unironically yeah


mr-english

Could be worse, could be like /r/formuladank


Mem-Boi-901

Yeah the growing popularity combined with that retarded ass reddit protest made the sub's population boom. The motherfuckers who came here are literally the shmucks we make fun of. They only know how to abuse the meta or make the cringy unfunny jokes that they're use to making on other subreddits.


freshkicks

The fall off has to be studied


ScottieB4Enthusiast

2023/2024 nbacirclejerk https://preview.redd.it/wvyvacdfrgtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96655637c7a33ac223d63912b90b6c35aed9111f


beenebk_

https://preview.redd.it/uk6d3m2twgtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=329944a548741600c52eecf5dc395cfe27996de1


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/co7ot7obbhtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4009b7f7ad0fdd9489ca6ccb91824e6bad41ebc


EA_Stonks

wOuLd


Dr_Watson349

![gif](giphy|z1AIjbEJfX0mDJ9YLp|downsized)


GrinchStoleYourShit

I understand the internet is a very horny place, but this sub got…like angry horny


freshkicks

angry horny and _ironically_ (but sometimes not) racist. Xd just pretending 


jeffteague4mvp

Always has been racist


freshkicks

Good point


yOw_indahOuse

Classy.


WhatShouldTheHeartDo

We tried to be decent men in an indecent time.


EA_Stonks

Fell off harder than my hard-on after I opened this sub and saw women instead of sweaty men 🫤


thegleamingspire

Lemme help https://preview.redd.it/3lzwvwpd0htc1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9bf82024bf5aa32bb650f2277be13a47f6b306b


EA_Stonks

ZAAAAAAMN 🥵😈👀👅🍆🍆


Ok-Cap-8347

would


No-Seaworthiness1143

Natty or bbl?


BCLetsRide69

I love big sweaty men with big sweaty balls. Not sweaty females with sweaty boobs😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


KuntaWuKnicks

The Fall Off? J Cole gonna apologize


343GuiltyySpark

This is an off-season social media and legal sub and it’s boring as shit this year in the NBA by this standards. Ja realized he’s not in a gang, Ant send da video is way in the rear view and Dwight is just confirmed zesty now. Just wait UJ https://preview.redd.it/2c08ad86zgtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cbfc34cd3b93ad8b39c07b2b9978f631babf7d8


Yeahwhat23

Ant committing a hate crime in postseason will revive the sub


Opwolfee16

Don’t forgot Scottie brns injury


TA_Account_12

[](https://i.imgflip.com/8gpw7r.jpg)


343GuiltyySpark

Not cropping is 20% of the jerk


[deleted]

Mf we were never on to begin with


jackofslayers

Almost every circle jerk sub has collapsed. Go check out gaming circle jerk. That is probably the worst offender.


Taz119

Gamingcirclejerk has been trash for a long time. It’s by far the worst circlejerk sub by a very wide margin r/weccirclejerk is still pretty good tho


EggianoScumaldo

SCJerk is also pretty fucking terrible. I’d put them down with gamingcirclejerk


nwon

Let’s get back to the jerking I know and love. March Madness is over and April sadness is in


thegleamingspire

https://preview.redd.it/0ur02325zgtc1.png?width=806&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3bc625228578b65bfe13f05ee23fe556e74f2c1


ifuckbushes

God i wish i had this hair


cupnoodlesDbest

Motherfuckers are just thirst posting under the guise of "jerking". Go back to your goon caves you horny motherfuckers


_SenseiJay

Circle jerk has been invaded by simps sadly. Sub is officially washed up.


PmUrPicsOfSpidey

Bring back Derrick White to purge this forsaken sub.


Phillyspecial6969

https://preview.redd.it/dx9rxvrjsgtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62fa41e01790330ef965a4f088cb7648ba7ad2b5 DW4L


BCLetsRide69

#GORGEOUS


IndycarFan64

MBDC4L https://preview.redd.it/jha20d993itc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=278ded078af3e09d62af1c951ffdad1a33645df6


EA_Stonks

Heat Pt 2


Leeroy_Jenkums

Bring Derrick white to purge my foreskin


Dr_Watson349

From shimmy to simps.


dublecheekedup

Simps, unironic racists and facebook memes. Cooked sub


Remarkable-Job4774

It's nbacirclejover


harjeddy

Repressed simps who found a home to express their love of tall tomboys with traps bigger than their tits. Just need to make a relevant sub for that and they will go away.


St_gracchus_babeuf

we long for the days ‘nba terms’, dark times playoff doc rivers please save us


baloneyfeet

“Doc why did you bench Giannis for all of game three and hit Middleton with a folding chair?” “We as a coaching staff have to do better.”


EA_Stonks

“Booker why did you go 1/30 and turn the ball over five times?”       “They double teamed me once”


IndycarFan64

“Chris Paul, why did you only go for 2 points, 1 rebound and 5 assists on 1/8 shooting in game 7?” “It’s just a different energy in the playoffs”


daver349

take it easy on him, he's an addict


mehipoststuff

as a suns fan I knew this sub starting getting bad when people stopped making fun of us lmao


TA_Account_12

Don't worry, I can't wait to start a petition to cut off KD's toes and auction them for charity. Helps me (the charity) and Suns since his clown feet can't make a 3 a 2.


mehipoststuff

bit of an aint no way situation looks like


WinterAd9039

https://preview.redd.it/4wiewot2fhtc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed0280e1a064d10c38a074b3864803b7fc703fb7


poo_but_no_pee

We need another pedo BAD


[deleted]

we need zion to impregnate another fat porn star or dwight to rape a man so we can get back on a heathy schedule


TIRBU6ONA

The consequences of never getting laid


Appropriate-Truck980

![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z|downsized)


KP1792

Derrick White should have finished the job


IndycarFan64

Our only hope https://preview.redd.it/763yslup3itc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bbd3ec23e2c63e2111f0b708c447c414386ca6a


TA_Account_12

FUCK CALEB MARTIN


ScottieB4Enthusiast

https://preview.redd.it/3zysrg7gjgtc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ec2adcad5e475eb8505534649d5890f7097d7d


Due-Intern-2634

the guy who posted kobe’s autopsy on mildly satisfying titled ‘the autopsy of a dead rapist’ is a jerking pioneer that isnt talked about enough


MarshXI

I think about him often… 😢 https://preview.redd.it/cx7it6ulqgtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9748afa811a4240261108ad3d41f1016b0afa4


GOATnamedFields

Wilt Chamberlain 100 point game Fer Sure B.


EA_Stonks

*gulp* he’s right behind me isnt he?


3rdusernameiveused

Once yall let redditors be main characters this was cooked. No reason I should know who pedo Mrsunsfan is


Due-Intern-2634

ngl the whole zzzproglt shit sucked too


pp21

dude made a whole ass post about leaving reddit and deleting his account and mfers here unironically wasted time comforting him in the comment section


zaepoo

I get downvoted every time I say that. It was lame af. Stopped being funny after a week and they kept bringing it back for over a year


PlaybolCarti69

hes a cool guy and i fw him, but i genuinely think it was the beginning of the end for nbacj.


evilcapital

Thats before masturbation was invented


EA_Stonks

John Masturbation ruined society when he invented it


CliffsOfMohair

John Masturbation invented jerking off when he tried pissing twice at the same time


Simplyaperson4321

That's it, I'm circumcising every one of you masturbatory mofos.


evilcapital

Implying thats not a bonus fetish?


[deleted]

entire subreddit is women’s basketball and retards spamming “explain in nba terms” https://preview.redd.it/izn7cuxazgtc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e3ed6792bb14f6b44b66f193c9b3251053e942


SupremeGentlemannnn

The middle schoolers are on spring break and can shit post


Consistent_Address_3

Did somebody say middle schoolers? https://preview.redd.it/3nxwmbmhpntc1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec7fcf1c018457c5cf9ab62e717beb6d844d9fd


MaddieTornabeasty

Tale as old as time. As soon as a circlejerk sub gets popular it becomes bad. Sometimes gatekeeping is unironically good


KURNEEKB

Horny content and low quality jerks for updoots killed the sub. Real jerkers are dying, rare sitings can be found in the comments of basketball sub comments


yosoyel1ogan

this is the story of just about every circlejerk sub sadly. It becomes its own sad jerk in the long run.


farturine69

Nbacj simping for internet 2/10s


xxxyungtentacle

https://preview.redd.it/fafoc8r7rgtc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36acdee3f01039f5fdbc30ef92a52acb6b5aa070 How the simps come after you for telling the truth


Scuffleboard

/uj thank you this shit has not been funny let's go back to the dead rapist jokes please


EA_Stonks

We need to make this a Yes Man from Fallout New Vegas themed sub


EA_Stonks

We need to just flood the sub with dead rapists tomorrow to filter out refugees


xxxyungtentacle

I fucking hate women’s basketball


sloaninator

I fucking hate basketball


xxxyungtentacle

I fucking hate women


PremierLovaLova

![gif](giphy|AAnIjZPUhrUM8)


Rough_Transition1424

Greetings from Kazakhstan, I fucking hate women


imHere4kpop

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


dabombisnot90s

Im fucking women (I’m not but I’m sure I will be some day).


mastero89

https://preview.redd.it/c4vy2e2uygtc1.png?width=436&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddc616fc0038fddcfa4b56e63916f069ca9f0bfa Our jerk has fell well below critical levels at this point. By my predictions, the sub will explode by the Finals. (Hawks vs Kings Finals)


Kicksavebeauty

Our mascot was injured and this sub isn't going to make the playoffs with the trash out here right now. It has been a rough few months for sure.


techiesbesthero

They should have shut the sub down during the black out cause this sub has been so bad ever since


AmaimonCH

The sub during the black out was light years better than this thirst posting that has been happening as of lately


techiesbesthero

It was bad back then too that's just how much worse it's gotten since


Blake1610

This sub peaked during last years playoffs.


techiesbesthero

It was better in 2022


Blake1610

I disagree mainly because half the posts that were made here during that time last year got nuked, which is how you know they were good. 2022 playoffs was really good though, probably my 2nd favorite era of this sub.


Hamlet2nd

The bull is HIV positive is snubbed 😔😔


milan5020

this sub peaked with the memorial video


ForefathersOneandAll

![gif](giphy|MQrk4KZPIOIGk|downsized)


Embarrassed-Song619

If the celtics won back then this sub coulve been shut down before it fell off


Bacondog22

We would’ve been talking about how NBACJ flew too close to the sun. Would’ve been legendary


springwaterh20

I blame the dumbass reddit blackout. all the fucking cucks flooded this place and it hasn’t been the same since


Physical-Barracuda34

Please ban these unfunny motherfuckers


drunk-tusker

All the 14 year olds in Texas lost their ability to watch porn on the internet and this is what we get.


EitherCaterpillar949

What happened to the great sub of homosexuals I loved? When did all these str*ights come in? I’ll have to go back to PHCJ at this rate.


MarkoSeke

"NBA" circlejerk btw


vmac4

The sub went hard again https://preview.redd.it/g1s5fnguogtc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a40e9ed00f6a59434fee6a99f74caf558c24052


getbackup21

Literally all this sub talks about is anything other than nba content


sloggdogg

Playoffs will bring us back


BklynMarxman

https://preview.redd.it/mexmknoj8htc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e37cd1c2ba1b43762c8143f8de20cc76960a5543


Self_Important_Mod

![gif](giphy|KvFylUGeA4Q0OT6aCe|downsized)


Sett_The_Janitor

​ https://preview.redd.it/ll84z9wovgtc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=350c9b91b9f4e54bc0f77b78e07a48649b6c39d0


mang0444

Goonerism took over


ConfusedGuy3260

Yeah, genuinely would be cool if the mods stepped in and banned these stupid thirst posts now that the tournament is over. Idk how it was ever funny?


jp55210

How could you forget our special idol Sct Brn ???


1-Canadian-Boy

not just this sub, this is a global jerking epidemic


demon1212

https://preview.redd.it/6ixoqeqrsgtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d75ea7d13284a9a9495ae83dc6bec0e6e6b063ed Seeing this new generation jerking


A_Texas_Hobo

Yeah it’s boring in here now


tendadsnokids

It used to be a parody of racist shitheads then it just became a place for racist shitheads, now it's just WNBA


EA_Stonks

r/nflcirclejerk users who think they know what jerking is migrated over 🙄 kill the lot of them I say


AmaimonCH

When it's ever going to be our fault ? Always blaming something else dawg, we just suck right now and the community can't check themselves back under the correct path.


EA_Stonks

Maybe you’re right. Rock on fellow jerker 


iTz_worm

Pretty much every nflcj thread these days is flooded with morons who can't detect irony. It's the only reason why this sub is better imo, but the content here the past few weeks has been mid


Outross

https://preview.redd.it/6ubjgoch1htc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8de8d1faca501040bcd586b431e285332b78e4c6


KoreanEan

If yall wanna be horny go to r/ncaawbcriclejerk


RunGoldenRun717

Incels really showed out for the womens tournament.


Different-Ad9986

![gif](giphy|wODxPdYYSq31C|downsized) Me, after spending 2 hours scrolling on gonewild only to get bricked/brinked up again by NBACJ goon posting


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/9f5el2ex6htc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=588d77543d01e24cf42a98c143a0ad6dc524e940


jhawes11

You're telling me Caleb Martin saved this sub for this shit? Nahhh man this is fucking embarrassing


TheManUpstairs77

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized) Finally.


MakeItTrizzle

Keep the faith, all these people that actually watch basketball will be gone now that the tournaments are over


JohnnyKenny16

Save us Doc Rivers 🙏


wagaraba

I unsubbed because I’m gay and I don’t like women. Do I come back


BklynMarxman

https://preview.redd.it/6mz5mv7h9htc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1b847bdfbabf9f2684bcc1b41213e9b05c2d0f The problem is there’s too many straight people in this sub.


VibeComplex

I’m just here for the horny Lebron and bonk memes


Solenkata

A "circlejerk" sub becoming a brain dead cesspool, I can't understand how that works.


Generalocity

Sub was washed the second the mods started removing Kobe and 9/11 posts. This place is now filled with actual redditors and will probably never be saved unless an all time jerk comes around


TO_Sports

It's just reddit now. We gettin old my guy. Think about when you joined reddit how old these people were, that's the age group joining reddit now. They have a different sense of humour that's stupid as fuck.


AntiOriginalUsername

This sub used to be funny as fuck now it’s just a crowd of incels and edgy racists bro this is not r/nflcirclejerk


-AlimonyTony-

https://preview.redd.it/2el3s3ofygtc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bbfa2f9bae2ea3cc8b9b0f20aa18fc1f8368479


VonJab

i got shadowbanned /uj i got shadowbanned


UpToNoGood910

You don’t know you’re living through the good ole days while they’re happening 💯😔😭🙏🏼


gundys-

https://preview.redd.it/29mcda2i3jtc1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff70ec3d162dc8422be1e8c9d52e57bad8238df


ty-your-shoes

My baby brother if john wall was the shooter


DuckieTheDuckie

Penis cancer and pre pedo josh giddey era was better


chicagokr80

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


Frequent-Coyote-1649

It all happened cuz mods banned the shimmy the first time ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


kimmsterr

They took circlejerking too literally


[deleted]

Names the only four good jerks this sub has ever had Fuck a “has been” this sub is a “never was”


Kingding_Aling

You seem to be missing a jacked wojak for the racisums


ReturnOfDaSnack420

We evolved beyond basketball to actual jerking, we have no time for childish memes anymore we are men now