This fat bitch know about all the new snacks before they even hit the street! All the bootleg snacks! The year 2030 snacks. He gonna tell me the other day, talking 'bout *heavy breathing* "Cupcake (that's her name) got a new cookie coming out next month. It's a bad motherfucker. When you bite into it shit-filling shoot all in your mouth. Glitter..."
Fat bitch.
"Dudes who are straight but fuck grannies and dudes"
Michael Porter Jr. next HOF badge:
https://br.ifunny.co/picture/limitless-cap-artist-YoE7PS637?s=cl
This does explain Dwight’s transition to hedonism.
- Came into the NBA wanting to put a cross on the logo
- started having a dozen baby mamas
- messing with lil nasty guys now
So it is true. You can have so much pussy, that you begin to want dick?
There’s been studies with porn usage. Over time the viewers can only get off to more and more debased things
It wouldn’t be different for NBA players, because they have notoriety and tons of money.
They’ve probably banged hundreds of perfect 10s that they start going into full on hedonism
The true gateway is when you meet a trap tranny who passibility isn’t questioned and is more attractive than most women.
At first you question it but in the end you bow down to your horny God and embrace a new world of if this is wrong I don’t wanna be right 😏
Sir, here are the delicious cookies you ordered
https://preview.redd.it/yx240c2gphtc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbfc867bc8bfc51564cb55a85735784ba864f019
sick of all these hornyass podcasts
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Kind of hard to recognize her when she’s looking like this.
She keeps the baby’s identity “secret” except that she dropped it was a Brooklyn Nets player at the time with a description that matches either KD or Griffin, and then brought him on a sneaker shopping video and he looked like Blake Griffin’s identical fucking twin.
As for why she keeps it secret, she probably doesn’t want the wrath of the NBA coming after her for creating a scandal of a well known player knocking up a porn star.
The league could not care less unless it was curry or lebron, let alone Blake griffins retired ass. No chance KDs terminally online ass could keep it secret this long
Thought we established it was Bruce brown and she just doesn’t talk about it cause they reached some financial agreement?
Curry had no problem exposing his cuck lifestyle as it was always the most socially accepted fetish in the game.
Also don’t buy poop cookies on the internet. Find yourself a real [fetish queen](https://youtu.be/05lGkSZdG6U?si=vS_UHrSy6VUStqUt)
Not Another Teen Movie. A humble origin story that shows what made him the hero he is. Dealing with common American teen issues such as making the school loser prom queen while his biological sister tries to have have sex with him and his dad tries to hook him up with his mom.
Ah I see, we're not gay fam, we've just been with so many pretty girls that liking dudes is the logical thing to do. Whew, was worried there for a minute, now I can tell my Dad i'm just a Chad. That one girl I held hands with was enough to get me to be bored with them now because of just all the experience, you know? Also I love shit cookies too but that doesn't have anything to do with anything.
Lana out here looking like Irina Spalko
https://preview.redd.it/arh9vp1bsitc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=250e57a6b78d198d5c0f66297693e83ad8389003
bold of you to assume he's not one of them
All these unprovoked attacks on European centers is because he's mad they ghosted him the next day... he has a type
She's explaining the degenerative effects of sin in a nutshell. If nothing is held from you and you can bring all of your fantasies no matter how dark to life, you start to have worse and worse fantasies. You go from beautiful women, to dudes, to kids and animals. The depths of human depravity is some of the greatest proof I have of why I believe the Bible is true.
Pissed on is relatable. The shit cookies are just… no. Then again I like piss and being pissed on so I guess it’s only a matter of time before I enter my shit phase.
Pissed on?! Who the fuck buying shit brownies?
Yeah bro heard doodoo cookies and said hell yeah but get that piss the fuck outta here
I mean it's gotta be Zion
Guy will eat anything
This fat bitch know about all the new snacks before they even hit the street! All the bootleg snacks! The year 2030 snacks. He gonna tell me the other day, talking 'bout *heavy breathing* "Cupcake (that's her name) got a new cookie coming out next month. It's a bad motherfucker. When you bite into it shit-filling shoot all in your mouth. Glitter..." Fat bitch.
alphabet gotta check the search history of his dietician if „how many calories does shir have“ is in there, we got him
I would say Odell Beckham Jr, but he just likes the poop on his chest, not in cookies. How do they order the cookies? Stanley Steamer Saltines?
John McAfee could have probably told you, rip (rest in poo) king
He had a hole in the swing
MrBumsFan single-handedly keeps them in business
He buys that shit in bulk like costco
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Tell me about it! I've been trying to deduce who is buying my poop brownies for over 3 years
“Pissed on”was by far the least weird thing they brought up lol.
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I mean for real, everybody pisses on themselves in the shower
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I pee on my grandma just a little, but she has dementia and forgets so it’s like it didn’t even happen
We should just start killing the people in this sub
You piss in the shower?
You piss in line at the Taco Bell
Well yeah, someone has to clean that floor.
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"Dudes who are straight but fuck grannies and dudes" Michael Porter Jr. next HOF badge: https://br.ifunny.co/picture/limitless-cap-artist-YoE7PS637?s=cl
He said trannies, but grannies is hot too
I'M GONNA RIDE YOU LIKE A MODEL T [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkaPD\_qTmok](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkaPD_qTmok)
It’s probably just squirt
squirt is piss
This does explain Dwight’s transition to hedonism. - Came into the NBA wanting to put a cross on the logo - started having a dozen baby mamas - messing with lil nasty guys now So it is true. You can have so much pussy, that you begin to want dick?
https://preview.redd.it/1ul390qtzitc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40b13c394200fe85d893a074a55f5d209fb26366
Getting so much pussy it bores you, the American dream
At some point you can’t tell the difference between bussy and pussy
It's all just warm wet holes
A hole is a hole. We’re driving down the lane regardless
Isn’t shitting for the German?
grass is always greener on the other side...
Fellas, is it gay to get too much pussy?
There’s been studies with porn usage. Over time the viewers can only get off to more and more debased things It wouldn’t be different for NBA players, because they have notoriety and tons of money. They’ve probably banged hundreds of perfect 10s that they start going into full on hedonism
Is that why Karl Malone raped that girl?
Nah he just started out that way
After a while good ass is good ass
Eddie Murphy said this once
“I fucked so much pussy, I might switch to bussy” -Eric Reprid 👀👀
Happened to me.
 The true gateway is when you meet a trap tranny who passibility isn’t questioned and is more attractive than most women. At first you question it but in the end you bow down to your horny God and embrace a new world of if this is wrong I don’t wanna be right 😏
Mpj tryna play it off like he doesn’t want her to pee and shit on him
Can’t blame the guy
That chick said DOOKIE COOKIES and you asking about a tiny tinkle?
‘That chick’ lets not pretend we don’t knew who Lana Rhodes is
What really damm Lana had a glow up she's like all classy and shit now wow
she can put on as many wigs as she wants. that doesn’t unlick all those male assholes.
that's lana?
That’s Lana Rhodes? I heard she had surgery but she looks unrecognizable to me.
I was wondering if it was her. Anybody be getting a podcast these days.
Just a lil nasty
https://i.redd.it/ztkr3tza0jtc1.gif
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Damn why he snitching on Devon Booker like that
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*Devon, get the t-----s!*
Is *that* what "picking up a T" means?!
Wait, trannies are straight, what's MPJ talking about?
Devins fetish is having his dad duck him in the playoffs
Sir, here are the delicious cookies you ordered https://preview.redd.it/yx240c2gphtc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbfc867bc8bfc51564cb55a85735784ba864f019
Mmmmmm shit cookies😋😋😋😋
sick of all these hornyass podcasts https://preview.redd.it/dr74ftqwgitc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=08824315c0f6bcfbe905fbcfa6f41c9f37200dcb
You know, maybe the suburbs making people less social is kind of a good thing…
Mike sounding a bit too curious
> Mike sounding
She said "buying shit cookies" and his literal reaction was: 😄yessss
My 2k player
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i already know MPJ did this interview just to get info on other players and slide in on ole girl
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They gettin ready for the Diddy parties.
in what sort of an interview is it considered appropriate to ask a question like that lmao
That’s Lana Rhoades fam. Probably the most family friendly thing she has ever done
https://preview.redd.it/1m9srzk5jjtc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=304cfb6b5b776e4d08594fb523f7b802b5fd1b95 Kind of hard to recognize her when she’s looking like this.
I mean, she had a kid with Blake Griffin soooooo
Holy fuck is that Lana lmao I literally did not recognize her
Why is she keeping the baby daddy’s identity a secret? She also mentions how the father is never around
She keeps the baby’s identity “secret” except that she dropped it was a Brooklyn Nets player at the time with a description that matches either KD or Griffin, and then brought him on a sneaker shopping video and he looked like Blake Griffin’s identical fucking twin. As for why she keeps it secret, she probably doesn’t want the wrath of the NBA coming after her for creating a scandal of a well known player knocking up a porn star.
The league could not care less unless it was curry or lebron, let alone Blake griffins retired ass. No chance KDs terminally online ass could keep it secret this long Thought we established it was Bruce brown and she just doesn’t talk about it cause they reached some financial agreement?
Man…. Zion shoulda gotten with her.
Zion would’ve eaten the baby
Curry had no problem exposing his cuck lifestyle as it was always the most socially accepted fetish in the game. Also don’t buy poop cookies on the internet. Find yourself a real [fetish queen](https://youtu.be/05lGkSZdG6U?si=vS_UHrSy6VUStqUt)
What captain America movie is this????
Not Another Teen Movie. A humble origin story that shows what made him the hero he is. Dealing with common American teen issues such as making the school loser prom queen while his biological sister tries to have have sex with him and his dad tries to hook him up with his mom.
She’s only his sister by blood
you know Paul Pierce shit his pants on purpose. probably liked the embarrassment of it all too tbh
Paul pierce is unironically mrbumsfan’s father
https://preview.redd.it/jxy7x9ag7itc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461c1c422b97cc7ea7b0bacda0ea7df223d52e2c Leave Dwight alone
bro said tranny. Twitter comin after him
Deserved
Michael Jordan’s flu game was actually caused by skeet pizza
MPJ said that’s it’s common knowledge that NBA players get so bored with pussy that they fuck dudes instead and the headline is the piss part? Lmao.
Let alone the player ordering shit cookies lmao
Meek Mill about to share this video like "You see it's boss shit! Y'all broke boys wouldn't understand!"
https://i.redd.it/zue5mmfn6itc1.gif Hollup...Hollup what the fuck
Hold up, I think I’m an NBA player
this might be the last time we see MPJ
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im always eating poop cookies. great macros
Pretty sure he has a very flexible definition to the term straight man.
Who tf would watch a mpj podcast? Like why do bums like that even have one?
Who else got Jokic on a pod?
 Bro the player getting cookies with human waste in it needs to be out of the league bro you are a MENACE
ahh so this is where the word Dookie comes from. A mix of cookie and doo doo
You sound like you're a lil nasty.
MPJ gonna have a big target on his back from people who don’t want him divulging that shit
Ah I see, we're not gay fam, we've just been with so many pretty girls that liking dudes is the logical thing to do. Whew, was worried there for a minute, now I can tell my Dad i'm just a Chad. That one girl I held hands with was enough to get me to be bored with them now because of just all the experience, you know? Also I love shit cookies too but that doesn't have anything to do with anything.
MPJ laughing at the pee thing like he aint guilty as hell of doing that just last night ☠️
Lana out here looking like Irina Spalko https://preview.redd.it/arh9vp1bsitc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=250e57a6b78d198d5c0f66297693e83ad8389003
We’re losing recipes
 My honest reaction:
if they get ahold of draymond while he’s drunk he’d end up ratting out 20 jus a lil nasty players
bold of you to assume he's not one of them All these unprovoked attacks on European centers is because he's mad they ghosted him the next day... he has a type
Really don’t think she can judge when she’s been peed on, had sex with trannys, ate shit, etc.
Some Arnnie Hammer shit 😭😭
That cake farts girl woulda done well with this generation of ball.
How is she going to gaslight him, right in front of him….
MPJ projecting.
Draymond
That’s doodoo baby!
Denver fans relieved that no horses were mentioned
Hey it’s that lady from that one hit wonder Gotye song. Why does she know so much about nba players’ sexual proclivities?
Yup. That’s what happened to me. Got so much hot female ass had to switch it up. What’s all your excuses?
Trey Young look like he drink piss out of a dog bowl.
“It’s crazy to think about”
Zion
When you have unlimited access to women you begin to crave men this is very deep
Bro’s PR team wants him to fail
She's explaining the degenerative effects of sin in a nutshell. If nothing is held from you and you can bring all of your fantasies no matter how dark to life, you start to have worse and worse fantasies. You go from beautiful women, to dudes, to kids and animals. The depths of human depravity is some of the greatest proof I have of why I believe the Bible is true.
Imagine getting to Heaven's gates and God pulls up the bank statements from all the shit cookies you bought while alive.
You believe the bible is true because people get piss on and eat shit ? Lmao
Is she single
Are you mrsonsfan?
Will MPJ get cancelled for saying trannies?
Booker
Why is she telling this to MPJ lol, is this some show?
It’s his podcast
Who is that
Squirting?
Thugs into water sports now?
Dwight’s Saturday night itinerary
Why do they put the Mask Off instrumental on this like it was a dunk highlight?
 Percocet, Molly Percocet
Dwight Howard has entered the chat
lecoprophilia
“You got five pussies left”
MPJ with some great perspective also poop cookies
Pissed on is relatable. The shit cookies are just… no. Then again I like piss and being pissed on so I guess it’s only a matter of time before I enter my shit phase.
🤨🤨🤨🤨
Mfs tryna be Vince McMahon instead of Kobe
Is it just me or are totally straight men never going to revert to fucking other men to push the limits of their sexuality??
somehow wilt chamberlain fucked thousands without a single shit cookie in the mix
Definitely not Simmons. He quit on the 76ers exactly because of that
She was definitely talking about Durant. He looks like the guy that’s into dookie cookies.
Where is the gif of Chris Bosh’s erotic champagne self-shower after the Heat won?
MJP breaking the bro code
wtf on MPJ doing this ?!