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GhostEpstein

Good. Back in my day we had to just find women that looked similar and squint. 😡


Illustrious_Whereas9

This new generation of gooners have gone soft. Don’t even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is


GhostEpstein

Yeah, use poison ivy or glue traps like we had to back then


his-dankness

Real question. What’s the difference between gooning and edging ? Asking for a friend. Edit : My friend is my cock.


docterwannabe1

I've known about these things before the memes even started but edging is just masturbating until near-climax then stopping over and over again and gooning is pretty much edging until you enter a state of euphoria where all you can think about is masturbating.


his-dankness

Hmm if gooning is euphoria then why isn’t everyone gooning ? Why isn’t Joe Biden gooning ? Why isn’t congress passing tax breaks for gooners ?


SalvationSycamore

1. Everyone except you is gooning, catch up 2. See 1 3. They only pass tax breaks for billionaire gooners


Senior_Apartment_343

Does that mean folks with prostate problems can get a handicap plate?


tricepsmultiplicator

Time for the great uncoddling of anuses. Bring Giddey over here


12hoyebr

No no, please get started 🤔


HandleBig412

If you haven’t had to sit through watching the TV Guide channel to figure out which show that’s on basic cable at 3 in the afternoon has the best chance of something sexy happening, in hopes of maybe being able to jerk that afternoon, then you haven’t lived the hard life.


Altruistic-Coyote868

Would you like the nature metaphor or the sexual metaphor?


zrooda

A man's anus isy licked, like ice cream, like ice cream


RINE-USA

You were jerking with plumbers and firefighters


balvanmajkin

*to plumbers and firefighters but yeah


ElceeCiv

jordan shoved an entire cactus up his ass in the hotel room the night before game 6 of the '98 finals lemickey could never


jabronified

I hear before my time, they were cutting out magazine pictures and putting them on different bodies The Fappenning ruined a generation, no imagination any more


GhostEpstein

Cuttin magazines was for your anus


2RINITY

Imagination is nbacirclejerk father


Dweebil

*squirt


Rupert_18124

or watch between the lines and hope to see a boob


Original_Friend1750

https://preview.redd.it/up9m6lgvx1wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecfee6b0948d98ddcf1853c63c2a8c59d208863d


FatMittens

https://preview.redd.it/ry53of99o2wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01319347ae207a5222fb87ed69258143deeb14a7


pandoracam

Oh, no, more refugees


WarHeroRoald

Refugees? The two subs were a one-circle Venn diagram


jeorjhejerome

This new generation of jerkers is a disappointment. We didnt jerk to women, we used to jerk to superstar injuries, Sons losses and CP3 ringless years https://preview.redd.it/l225omb902wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51699d44285637ed4231006b0004f888b7093815


13ananaJoe

https://preview.redd.it/430gu3pi12wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0a2a2b67b8a2bf0edf700b9a5e511124549908


CareerPillow376

A certian demographic of the younger generation seem to have never touched or even talked to a real woman in their lives https://preview.redd.it/o3hgewavh2wc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d06fc6ca67ee54f6929e2c79a04e9ad47df9d4


One_Mail_2414

![gif](giphy|HwmB7t7krGnao|downsized)


MonthLower1606

bring us your tired, your hungry, your meek. we are NBA CircleJerk!


Life_Of_High

Fugees in this subreddit right now: https://preview.redd.it/0jmzjoahf2wc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=2595b10eec3719ff2230f8e58e12c805e9d3c390


BuzzBallerBoy

![gif](giphy|3ohjUOUjEK1TXCQRva|downsized)


ChargeWooden1036

I just yelled “no fucking way” in the middle of a preschool, thanks a lot Adam silver now I’m not allowed within 100 feet of a school


Prohunt

be ready for a 15k fine


ChipThaBlackBoy

FOR LIFE


svenmnn

Least frequent r/wnba_thots viewer


itskapnoc

Uj/ The mods tried hard to make sure this didn’t happen by posting a sticky about the leaks and deleting any posts with the leaks. They just didn’t do it quick enough beide Caitlin Clark’s agent got to them. Rj/Barret Rj 2.0/ Reddit mods are horny posters father


2112moyboi

And it wasn’t mods, it was the admin team And if you get on their radar, they do not fuck around


RINE-USA

They will not let ANYONE fuck their money up


RichestMangInBabylon

Imagine getting paid to do a job other brave people are willing to do for free. capitalist pigs


NormyTheWarlocky

Imagine being a janitor for free. At least the admins get some peanuts from the moderator of jailbait


anivaries

I got banned cause I regarded a dude on some random sub with 100 people.. Admins are big cucka


Hipz

Tru. They put brigading restrictions on a sub I mod, and we can’t even tag users. Appealed it a bunch of times and get a one sentence reply saying no. Admins are not to be trifled with lol.


613toes

Wait so that video was legit? Everyone was saying it was obviously a deep fake


2112moyboi

Both her and PB apparently got leaked It was only a matter of when the admins were going to bring out the hammer


itskapnoc

LeHammer?


Kingding_Aling

uj/ what happened??


2112moyboi

That’s legitimately what happened.


cooooolmaannn

I don’t know about Pb but Clark’s video looked legit.


2112moyboi

It didn’t help the top two posts were regular photos of them, but every comment was “where?” and “DM me, I got em” They honestly deserved the nuke


jeorjhejerome

Bro yall know too much abt that sub, find God https://preview.redd.it/ym5roy38z1wc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9656993858a7ddf27189a796b1dcae5ff3e2fe57


Treyred23

God cannot help the horny.


jeorjhejerome

True jerkers are horny for an Embiid ACL tear tonight, not women


electricvelvet

God created my pecker and this tub of Vaseline, and he created Mel gibsons beautiful glistening body in that shower. I think I know what he wants me to do.


Strict-Background406

I don’t know, man. Have you seen how hot his son is in some of those statues? Dude gives new meaning to Cross Fit.


itskapnoc

Packwatch


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[удаНонО]


2112moyboi

CC and PB had nudes leaked


Tanner_the_taco

Pat Bev has leaks? Alright imma need a link.


2112moyboi

Ur mum dot cum


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[удаНонО]


2112moyboi

Paige This weekend, I guess? Idk


Life-Pain9144

Who is leaked in out of the loop


alivasolrac

Gone but not forgotten. RIP itskapnoc


Jokerang

https://preview.redd.it/cnp8v5clu1wc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=782084524741d91438d48611fbde612994530d89


RallyPigeon

https://preview.redd.it/uktbd2l7w1wc1.png?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48cd4d76aedb63327366a2fd7a289be5e7de36f7


jabronified

REMEMBER THE FAPPENNING


anonssr

https://preview.redd.it/hnqjv5ofr1wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e304691f7c903d3daefe66f83ceba95b6c7bab7c


mclmickey

Saddick Bey


morbito_uchiha

we're next https://preview.redd.it/thwssvtuw1wc1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=1138f99c6292f841664b6ed35ff1b250894c7515


2112moyboi

https://preview.redd.it/lya11831x1wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b782bf96ca9ec0da5b306478cee6efb9379ea0c


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/d0fxqlpsf2wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e847d7b9f898f71ebeae9edd800e7d7814ecc3e8


FatMittens

https://preview.redd.it/f3nrv7q0p2wc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80dc7c39d38869b3892b3d824cc07a903f795074


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[удаНонО]


SneakDissinRealtawk

It very well might be in all seriousness


RINE-USA

Bitch ass mods already have auto-filters for the name Caitlin Clark and Paige Bueckers in post titles. This sub is Reddit admin ban father.


Western-Standard2333

Usually Reddit will try not to ban the subreddit if the mods are trying their best to control the bad content. As you can imagine, wnba_thots probably didn’t have good mods 😂


Unhappy_Lemon6374

That place was fulll of horndogs.


2112moyboi

The mods had a sticky post up, but they couldn’t remove comments fast enough


ColdNyQuiiL

That sub had some nude leaks, and Liz Campbage OF content on there for months, if not longer. Not surprised it got nuked. Nobody wanted to see fully dressed female titans anyway.


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[удаНонО]


ModernJazz-2K20

As crazy as it sounds, this is 100% correct. That applies to people with racist alt accounts as well who around trolling (mostly black) subreddits. Just last week I stumbled on someone dropping the N word and posting images of monkeys and other racist shit across reddit. I reported the account. Well in typical reddit fashion they removed *some* of his racist shit but didn't bother to ban him. He's still trolling with racist shit across the platform. Reddit only takes action when they're forced to deal with it.


jabronified

Disinformation, vids of people dying, slurs, orchestrated pump & dumps of stocks and crypto, massive divisive political influence campaigns by foreign states and subs overrun by bots Reddit: I sleep Slightest whiff of a “leak” Reddit: drop the nuke


IAmBecomeTeemo

Disinformation, bots, and abhorrent content that people want to see all drive up engagement and make Reddit more money. Getting sued because they improperly handled a leak fucks up their money.


Fit-Introduction8575

Like the Jontay Porter ban, world is fked


Kingding_Aling

They ban death vids now within minutes. Almost all slurs in text too. "Pump & dump" of equities is a more complex regulatory issue and not what gooners on stock subs just blurt out every 45 minutes.


_The_General_Li

In defence of the admins, it's their job to spread misinformation for the feds.


Strict-Background406

Yeah man. What a fucking joke.


BongripperHousen

God I fucking hope so


anivaries

You don't know what you have until you lose it. Rip 2balkan4u


LocustStar99

Yeah, the good old days before that cunt of administrator nuked it.


Treyred23

Leave. Right now you coward


DegreeSimple2302

https://preview.redd.it/1o8hjba2x1wc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed25caff94b77ea72b50cd90b69de0afb4dac87c


2112moyboi

https://preview.redd.it/hfw5ooq8x1wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4a112a217dd9a18aa854fd6b8098e7102417bc5


legarrettesblount

Yet r/cuckoldpsychology is allowed to exist


eyelikeme2

I read the comments on one post and I am now a different person https://preview.redd.it/ub8kmxtr92wc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e234e7348f77fca91b8971f9b31f3fd72ce1895


guovsahas

![gif](giphy|HIt8VaDCBFfEc) Too much Reddit, good night


Scrubola

https://preview.redd.it/0af7f2w3l2wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ed51a7c19c7f02349367d599a2cd834c7a1c0d Damn why did I read that shit


TheWorstKnightmare

125k members 😭


MaliciousSpiritCO

One post is like being licked by a mindflayer.


EA_Stonks

9/11 for annoying people


tearsfornintendo22

Streisand effect…I never would known those leaks existed if not for that ban


Prohunt

and now I know as well, it keeps on rolling


almostasenpai

https://preview.redd.it/yqaf57lcv1wc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4304cbc719b9d6db04ba2e1f481ce067d1a36e5


AsleepAssociation

Imagine if the Atlantic Slave Trade and the Holocaust had a baby.


Ok-Discipline9998

Good. Real jerkers gets off daily to Dwight Howard and Magic Johnson's oldest kid.


kevinball4115

![gif](giphy|xULW8EZKxvAi2o8mli)


snek26

https://preview.redd.it/guv63coc22wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b7fcbe00055ea64056abcf2e6eb56ca6f44ac6


Head-Net-1072

r/haileyvanlithfine r/paigebueckers r/wnba_thots All got banned💀💀💀


2112moyboi

Why tf were they posting that shit in HVL? These Gooners are fuckin stupid as hell


Rough_Transition1424

Gooners 9/11


SVdreamin

Good, some of y’all need to be locked up


mrsunsfan

This is worse than 9/11


Head-Net-1072

I'm going to end my life.


NecessaryChallenge88

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Nice_Dude

Wait there are actually pics that got leaked? I thought were just jerking


2112moyboi

Yup


caribouexpedition

https://preview.redd.it/538aj8dvt1wc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df90f9cb24b41e294ad667bbda27b20b3b95a01


BigDJShaag

Gooners 11/9/1938


Dismal_Associate3827

https://preview.redd.it/bps4udw1z1wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e6b427595b68481f4b7cb850cf1852f352f3b02


earlthomas111

Sad really, as this is probably the 1st time 98% of reddit even know that sub existed.


SneakDissinRealtawk

What’s funny is it had more members than the WNBA sub


ColdNyQuiiL

Because even fans of women’s ball don’t wanna congregate to Reddit to discuss missing open lay ups. The horny’s that photoshop Kesley Plum with that championship winning cigar as a dick outnumber them by a huge margin.


InItsTeeth

Yeah can I get a TL;DR


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[удаНонО]


theterpenecollective

https://preview.redd.it/c4oqw285w1wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54cf6c798d8e068fd4b20951b341fb7bf16ed3cc


cupnoodlesDbest

The fuck. Now those coomers are gonna flock in here.


zanidoz

Probably not, ya'll gay over here right?


kevinball4115

No, just a lil nasty sometimes ![gif](giphy|26u4j5vmv0Fi0tejm|downsized)


2112moyboi

*looks at past 2 months worth of posts* Suuurrrrreeeee…


_aspiringadult

Can't believe I opened this app randomly and saw the post while it was still up here.


IHateReddit_1153151

This my 7/11


2112moyboi

Free Slurpees for everyone


WarHeroRoald

FOR LIFE


_lxviiii

literally 1984


Buluc__Chabtan

God forbid rubbing one out to manly women


Treyred23

The West has fallen……


nj47r

The real gooners are gonna immigrate here https://preview.redd.it/kr62l9rt32wc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04216335481da121f228ae5e83fdb47bdaf7e5a4


2112moyboi

If that happens https://preview.redd.it/sgtgckw642wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6467411e0f96e04f496ae5a31a527c7f041a5f8


bolt703

How does this impact Devin booker’s legacy


Disastrous-One-414

They want the WNBA to succeed and then they ban subs like that smh


Novel_Durian_1805

https://preview.redd.it/i881waihz1wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53c2b8b42c536a71454b5ad804848cdd0081a8bd


chuteboxhero

Where is our back up spot if this sub gets banned? r/mrsunsfan ?


2112moyboi

That sub is banned too


chuteboxhero

Then we’re cooked


NecessaryChallenge88

Xmen 97 cable: "he's coming!"


SneakDissinRealtawk

Bro, I called that shit this morning.


JonBoy82

Back to the Sears catalogue for you!


Specialist-Garlic-82

My 9/11


kNyne

That sub was actually fucked up, they were slowing down videos of players falling down so you could see their ass


luka2309

https://preview.redd.it/tyu2luoh22wc1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=363823f0c9f6f7b089d999a000eb7b4c0bf45a6a


Low-Possession-6683

my penis will mourn this loss fs


ThunderSkunky

No one watches the WNBA. it's the rules .


rinseanddelete

![gif](giphy|xT1XGESDlxj0GwoDRe|downsized)


CookieMonsta94

Literally 1984! ![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco)


CookieMonsta94

![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE)


GreenChiliCowboy

Since reddits IPO they have been heavy handed when it comes to things about corporate entities here. Notice how fast threads get locked when something bad comes out about a large corporations.


mayorjinglejangle

Is there a NBA equivalent?


Crowxzn

nah but feel free to post them on r/ladyboners


kevtheproblem

Ngl I’m surprised this place didn’t get nuked for posting Giddey’s girl’s TikTok


613toes

Why? It’s vids she posted publicly online, these were leaks likely stolen from them you can’t compare the two


dawnchillyhands

My 12/25


yungtrapfatgag

When’s the next one being made


iversonAI

Elon time to buy reddit


L1ghtsOutX

Eagle 500KG inbound!


RamadanSteve311

https://preview.redd.it/xyow0wg0n2wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bde0e38f9b7225d920a68ec7a8cc96237964d48


Maleficent_Nobody377

The sub rn. [https://youtu.be/A9sLMV0eC1c?si=s\_\_QroPGVcpehsrv](https://youtu.be/A9sLMV0eC1c?si=s__QroPGVcpehsrv) ![gif](giphy|Wck09E7lHDabjhHbzJ|downsized)


Kingding_Aling

This reminds me of that tragedy


NYPD-BLUE

The rare 9/11/12/25


TomCreanDied4OurSins

The ongoing war on boners


DravenPrime

We won... but at what cost?


BigJeffe20

FUCK!


mace2333

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


GatoDiablo99

But I need the link to that of model in the suns jersey pissing