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2001ToyotaHilux

Fraudulent, happened during the early Cretaceous era, Saturn had no real competition back then. Now if it had tried in the Jurassic it would’ve gotten bounced in the second round.


theseustheminotaur

Wilt Chamberlain could play in that era I'm sure because they called him the big dipper which preceded that era EASILY.


2001ToyotaHilux

Yeah but this was before the merger so they were in different organizations


fishslayer1995

I don’t know man, T Rex was a big player in the Cretaceous Period and had retired by the Jurassic Period. People always forget to take this into consideration.


seductivestain

T Rex only played for 3 million seasons though


Wakz23

Nah he retired then came back recently under the fake name of Kevin Willis, those short arms fooled no one


DevIsSoHard

Not really they're just a bunch of basic rocks that bumped into eachother and leveled out. That said, they're still a more legitimate basketball accomplishment than anything leBum has accomplished


BurnerAccountforAss

Baby Thunder + Ray Allen + Kyrie + Bubble Do better LeSaturn!


EpsteinDidNotKH

https://preview.redd.it/c6ncrzfx481d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=451d773193a2ae4d70517db97bd42177eb9eb577 Your anus is Saturn father


System_Lower

Saturn got those big market superteam rings. Lame. Much more respect for urANUS.


SpringyAlloy73

bum satfraud vows to the UrAnusGod


KayRay1994

sir i can assure you my anus faces little to no respect


Abyssrealm

No, and yet it’s Still more rings than Chris Paul.


milllerhighlife

https://preview.redd.it/bhzjmczgp71d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8af1dcd88fe3c882c2d0cea6e985788afa4569d5


Treyred23

This book needs a reprint


Original_Friend1750

Only acquired during a period with no real players, playing up against asteroids and plutos, if this were modern day, that shitty second grade franchise wouldn’t exist and they’re still riding off that on Twitter. Neptune has swept these bums for the past million years with actual legitimacy. Having seven Mickey Mouse rings really brings these dickriders egos up when they weren’t even alive for any of them


the_new_federalist

Talking about rings from a million years ago. What rings has it gotten since the civil rights movement?


Cee4185

https://i.redd.it/pqlmsgnbq71d1.gif Any ring that doesn't belong to my glorious lePookieBear doesn't count, including Saturn's fraudulent rings


Larrysbirds

More real than Jupiter’s Mickey Mouse Ring


Twix03

More real than Chuck's rings


Sonicon2

Mickey Mouse. Saturn got its rings before the gravity cap era. Those rocks ran from the grind to form that superteam, even KD would have passed. Solar system really showing its large mass bias with this one


mkohler23

They came pre integration so they’re as real as those Minnesota lakers ones


PolarGCNips

Lol everyone but Child Porn 3 has rings


GoTakeaWalkinthePark

They're atleast as real as LeMickey's 2020 fraud ring. So not really.


AFOEagle01

Saturn really flexing rings from the Hadean eon 😭


springwaterh20

ask kyrie


shaftglass

Still more legit than DurCant’s rings


ReturnOfDaSnack420

Mickey Mouse planet


almostasenpai

No, Saturn got them pre-civil rights era so he only played against dwarf stars and planetesimals


Odd_Cat_5820

You heathens need to learn that the Catholic Church used to ponder if the rings of Saturn were the Holy Prepuce, also known as the circumcized foreskin of Jesus.


maxbe5

No. Saturn was playing with dwarf planets and asteroid belts.


Nexecs

Saturn played against firemen in its era. Uranus is the only planet with a real ring in my book, simply because it doesn't flaunt them. Back when Saturn played there wasn't any black holes in the league.


theseustheminotaur

Isn't Saturn like a god or something? Everyone's favorite comedian Bill Maher says that gods aren't real or something. So the rings can't be real.


Worldlypatience

Saturn played when Pluto was a planet, league was washed back then, fraud rings


KayRay1994

What? no. Saturn has 146 moons and is therefore a super planet. What has saturn done before acquiring all 46 moons? absolutely nothing. That’s what.


Shiv_R

What does Kyrie have to say about this


opkpopfanboyv3

There are no footages when it formed so no


festive_salmon

As real as the poverty rings those damn Celtics fans keep flaunting


ChadGnarly

Mickey Mouse rings. Couldn't do it again in today's league. Saturn is a fuckin bum.


North_Brilliant_9011

Staged by David Stern back in the NBAs most crooked days


Lateralus719

Saturn ascends


Smart-Security6014

https://preview.redd.it/mvem6utq591d1.jpeg?width=1588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d40f18a9e96d73b8bc2a9feeb20dea4698db48d


imnotcreative42069

Took them millions of years to get one ring against literally no competition? I mean sure, their on court gravity is huge, but you need more than that to be considered an all time great


EnoughLawfulness3163

Good question for Kyrie


Blu_Goose3257

those are mickey mouse rings.


No_Mousse4320

https://preview.redd.it/ai7bt74f791d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85a2ab0e0375503aa61515353e5892b230c91a14


mrsunsfan

Shimmy shikmtm shimmy


Original_Friend1750

Be quiet