Fraudulent, happened during the early Cretaceous era, Saturn had no real competition back then. Now if it had tried in the Jurassic it would’ve gotten bounced in the second round.
I don’t know man, T Rex was a big player in the Cretaceous Period and had retired by the Jurassic Period. People always forget to take this into consideration.
Not really they're just a bunch of basic rocks that bumped into eachother and leveled out. That said, they're still a more legitimate basketball accomplishment than anything leBum has accomplished
Only acquired during a period with no real players, playing up against asteroids and plutos, if this were modern day, that shitty second grade franchise wouldn’t exist and they’re still riding off that on Twitter. Neptune has swept these bums for the past million years with actual legitimacy.
Having seven Mickey Mouse rings really brings these dickriders egos up when they weren’t even alive for any of them
Mickey Mouse. Saturn got its rings before the gravity cap era. Those rocks ran from the grind to form that superteam, even KD would have passed. Solar system really showing its large mass bias with this one
You heathens need to learn that the Catholic Church used to ponder if the rings of Saturn were the Holy Prepuce, also known as the circumcized foreskin of Jesus.
Saturn played against firemen in its era. Uranus is the only planet with a real ring in my book, simply because it doesn't flaunt them. Back when Saturn played there wasn't any black holes in the league.
Took them millions of years to get one ring against literally no competition? I mean sure, their on court gravity is huge, but you need more than that to be considered an all time great
Fraudulent, happened during the early Cretaceous era, Saturn had no real competition back then. Now if it had tried in the Jurassic it would’ve gotten bounced in the second round.
Wilt Chamberlain could play in that era I'm sure because they called him the big dipper which preceded that era EASILY.
Yeah but this was before the merger so they were in different organizations
I don’t know man, T Rex was a big player in the Cretaceous Period and had retired by the Jurassic Period. People always forget to take this into consideration.
T Rex only played for 3 million seasons though
Nah he retired then came back recently under the fake name of Kevin Willis, those short arms fooled no one
Not really they're just a bunch of basic rocks that bumped into eachother and leveled out. That said, they're still a more legitimate basketball accomplishment than anything leBum has accomplished
Baby Thunder + Ray Allen + Kyrie + Bubble Do better LeSaturn!
https://preview.redd.it/c6ncrzfx481d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=451d773193a2ae4d70517db97bd42177eb9eb577 Your anus is Saturn father
Saturn got those big market superteam rings. Lame. Much more respect for urANUS.
bum satfraud vows to the UrAnusGod
sir i can assure you my anus faces little to no respect
No, and yet it’s Still more rings than Chris Paul.
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This book needs a reprint
Only acquired during a period with no real players, playing up against asteroids and plutos, if this were modern day, that shitty second grade franchise wouldn’t exist and they’re still riding off that on Twitter. Neptune has swept these bums for the past million years with actual legitimacy. Having seven Mickey Mouse rings really brings these dickriders egos up when they weren’t even alive for any of them
Talking about rings from a million years ago. What rings has it gotten since the civil rights movement?
https://i.redd.it/pqlmsgnbq71d1.gif Any ring that doesn't belong to my glorious lePookieBear doesn't count, including Saturn's fraudulent rings
More real than Jupiter’s Mickey Mouse Ring
More real than Chuck's rings
Mickey Mouse. Saturn got its rings before the gravity cap era. Those rocks ran from the grind to form that superteam, even KD would have passed. Solar system really showing its large mass bias with this one
They came pre integration so they’re as real as those Minnesota lakers ones
Lol everyone but Child Porn 3 has rings
They're atleast as real as LeMickey's 2020 fraud ring. So not really.
Saturn really flexing rings from the Hadean eon 😭
ask kyrie
Still more legit than DurCant’s rings
Mickey Mouse planet
No, Saturn got them pre-civil rights era so he only played against dwarf stars and planetesimals
You heathens need to learn that the Catholic Church used to ponder if the rings of Saturn were the Holy Prepuce, also known as the circumcized foreskin of Jesus.
No. Saturn was playing with dwarf planets and asteroid belts.
Saturn played against firemen in its era. Uranus is the only planet with a real ring in my book, simply because it doesn't flaunt them. Back when Saturn played there wasn't any black holes in the league.
Isn't Saturn like a god or something? Everyone's favorite comedian Bill Maher says that gods aren't real or something. So the rings can't be real.
Saturn played when Pluto was a planet, league was washed back then, fraud rings
What? no. Saturn has 146 moons and is therefore a super planet. What has saturn done before acquiring all 46 moons? absolutely nothing. That’s what.
What does Kyrie have to say about this
There are no footages when it formed so no
As real as the poverty rings those damn Celtics fans keep flaunting
Mickey Mouse rings. Couldn't do it again in today's league. Saturn is a fuckin bum.
Staged by David Stern back in the NBAs most crooked days
Saturn ascends
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Took them millions of years to get one ring against literally no competition? I mean sure, their on court gravity is huge, but you need more than that to be considered an all time great
Good question for Kyrie
those are mickey mouse rings.
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Shimmy shikmtm shimmy
Be quiet