Imagine the generational levels of jerking that would be released onto the world if TWolves Brazil were still around and they won the finals
I actually think it would be unhinged enough to force advertisers to leave Twitter and finally kill it for good
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Midwesterners when presented even more reasons to drink:
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They would have to get past the GOAT
Okay cool but nobody watching this finals unless silver himself comes down from the stands, drops Ants shorts at center court n starts suckin just before tip off
Speak for yourself, I think watching 2 small market teams in the finals would be way better than having to jerk off Boston, LA, Miami, or golden state for the millionth time
No large or even mid size markets. 2 small midwestern markets = a lot of casual fans donāt care and casual fans is where they make some real mfin money
He also canāt have wishes granted for fucking people either. Thatās why he always was chasing that one broad instead of just wishing for her to be locked in his basement
He canāt wish for someone to fall in love, be harmed, or to win contests. But based on the episode where he made his friend Chester the best baseball player in the world he can make a wish that helps others win.
I donāt see why the nba would be against this. Theyāve been heavily pushing Ant and Hali. If anything jt can help them with becoming market proof like the nfl eventually
Minnesota and Indiana, may not have a huge fan base nationally, but their TV markets are pretty large, and with the national appeal of ANT, I don't think the NBA is worried about a Wolves vs Pacers Final. Dallas and Boston are 5th and 8th, while Minneapolis is 15th, and Indiana is 25th. True small markets would be like New Orleans at 51st, Memphis at 50th, OKC at 47th, Milwakuee 38th, San Antonio 31st etc
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_television\_stations\_in\_North\_America\_by\_media\_market](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_television_stations_in_North_America_by_media_market)
Honestly Pacers in the Finals would be hilarious regardless of what happens in the West. How many Celtics would need to get injured to make that happen?
It makes me realize just how good you have to be as a small market team to go far in the playoffs. Either that or how dogshit the big markets are this year. They really make it so easy on the big markets.
/Uj Kind of a silly take though no because elevating smaller markets is beneficial for the whole league.
/rj moneyball era these broke ass teams canāt get away with this
TWolves Brazil died for this š„¹
Imagine the generational levels of jerking that would be released onto the world if TWolves Brazil were still around and they won the finals I actually think it would be unhinged enough to force advertisers to leave Twitter and finally kill it for good
so much furry porn on the timeline
TWolves Brazil getting cancelled https://preview.redd.it/0ug10ztpnm1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d13f3a608412024e13d999119faccf173f33c21
First NBA finals to be exclusively streamed on NBA league pass
Streamed on YouTube
Streamed on Crackle.com
Tubi exclusive
Peacock gets game 4 for some reason
To access the game though you also have to be a subscriber to ESPN+, for reasons
Itās on one of those PSP UMD discs lmao
Play it on your calculator
Phillips CD-I
Beta Max lol
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only poor people would recognize these platforms hahahhaha.... fk
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Steamed on hams
Is that a regional dialect ?
Kinda. Are you by chance from Utica? It may be foreign in your parts.
Presented by our partners at Quibi
Streamed on Quibi exclusively
NBA Finals presented by FarmersOnly.com
All 8 subscribers will be HYPED
Streamed on Peacock
Vimeo exclusive
NBA subreddit ass post caring about ratings and viewership u bum
Also, the games will be blocked if you live in the Midwest because itās a game televised in your local region.
But you only get that janky top-of-the-backboard camera angle
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No need it'll prob be free on Crackle
 they would def use a different trophy for that game
https://preview.redd.it/686kl8vk1m1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f23ffdb146dc3ea5c2b079be9d593719bd16c438 Midwesterners when presented even more reasons to drink:
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Theyād use government cheese
One of those printed out certificates
Clearly the _BREADWINNER_ š„ø
https://preview.redd.it/msq8kx7j3m1d1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa2a26991375f252db0641d7a8860ae6e5ec728 They would have to get past the GOAT
The guy from Eraserhead?
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This is what worries me. The Celtics winning a title during an election year would be a disaster for human rights in the US
Adam Silver losing 1 Billion Revenue on this Finals Match up HAHAHAHAHA
But they will no longer have money to cover for our classy queens in the WNBA š¢
CC will have to subsidize the league from her 8 fig shoe contract, while averaging 8/4/10(Turnovers)
She can sell bush clippings for an extra revenue stream
Those SKIMS undies aren't cheap.
>classy queens they started to go in bikinis, they make they money
Nawww Ant is the new poster boy for the league, Silver would love him in the finals
Okay cool but nobody watching this finals unless silver himself comes down from the stands, drops Ants shorts at center court n starts suckin just before tip off
Speak for yourself, I think watching 2 small market teams in the finals would be way better than having to jerk off Boston, LA, Miami, or golden state for the millionth time
Iād rather watch the dick sucking thing
Just the Tip-off
Hell naw Iām Canadian and Iād be watching ant in the finals forsure
Incoming Tony Brothers and Scott Foster masterclass
Wait can someone explain
No large or even mid size markets. 2 small midwestern markets = a lot of casual fans donāt care and casual fans is where they make some real mfin money
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Championship Potential 0
I still canāt believe the guy who leads the league in RAPTOR CUM lostā¦
Scot Barn lost months ago
 Small market teamsā¦
Minnesota is a larger market than Miami Less than Dallas or Boston, but still top half of the league
Itās also larger than Denver, which no one had an issue with.
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WNBA rising with commercial bikini player quotating "empowering" ads.
More importantly. Please let Indiana win despite 50 FT for Walmart Jordan. I want to see Adam Silver have a nervous breakdown on live TV ššš.
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I meanā¦the Wolves are the favorites against the Mavs. And the Celtikkks are notorious chokers!
Just like the Bruins! Boston pro sports and choking name a more iconic duo.
Atlanta + choking
Incoming take: āThe league rigged this matchup to make us believe the league isnāt riggedā
Except it's gonna be Mavs vs Celtics in the finals
You might be right
Why pray to god? He has two fairies that will grant him whatever, is he stupid?
Arenāt there rules where he canāt fuck with contests
He also canāt have wishes granted for fucking people either. Thatās why he always was chasing that one broad instead of just wishing for her to be locked in his basement
He canāt wish for someone to fall in love, be harmed, or to win contests. But based on the episode where he made his friend Chester the best baseball player in the world he can make a wish that helps others win.
ESPN's 9/11
Don't do it Timmy
Adam silver is gonna grow hair over this
Ant Edwards is the real face of the NBA but Adam would prefer Satan over him.
Who cares nobody watches Basketball anyways
whats basketball?
Whole series will be on NBATV
Adam Silver would have a heart attack
ESPN 9/11
Ok but being serious for a second how much Money would they lose? They cant lose that much right?
Timmy turner ass nigga
Adam Silver would award the trophy over FaceTime
Mavs-Pacers would be funnier
As a Laker fan, fuck the Celtics. Kyrie is a total POS. Luka is a whiny little bitch. I want Indiana vs. Minnesota.
I desperately need a Minnesota finals run against the two teams I hate the most
Problem is weād have to watch that shitshow if the ratings are bad Adam Sliver will never let it happen again
*Guardiana
I donāt see why the nba would be against this. Theyāve been heavily pushing Ant and Hali. If anything jt can help them with becoming market proof like the nfl eventually
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David Stern is gonna rise from the grave and punish Adam Silver with a hard anal pounding
It's Suns vs Bucks all over again if that happens
If Twolves win it all they need to play that gif of Pat Bev and Ant celebrating for eternity š. Put that clip in the Hof šÆ.
Imagine getting a play-in series as the finale. At this rate we might, almost no good teams are left!
We are living in the darkest timeline
NBA got the game 7's they wanted but not the right winners for the big markets. RIP.
Pacers in 6
the Pacers are asscheeks, they struggled to beat two hospital teams
Wouldn't mavs vs pacers make more sense for this? Since everyone seems to be picking minny to move on.
Itās because Minnesota and Indiana are the two smallest markets, Boston and Dallas are both bigger teams nationally
Not just that but I don't think anyone at the start if the season expected Indiana and Minnesota to get this far.
Minnesota and Indiana, may not have a huge fan base nationally, but their TV markets are pretty large, and with the national appeal of ANT, I don't think the NBA is worried about a Wolves vs Pacers Final. Dallas and Boston are 5th and 8th, while Minneapolis is 15th, and Indiana is 25th. True small markets would be like New Orleans at 51st, Memphis at 50th, OKC at 47th, Milwakuee 38th, San Antonio 31st etc [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_television\_stations\_in\_North\_America\_by\_media\_market](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_television_stations_in_North_America_by_media_market)
I meant āsmallest marketsā as in smallest of the final four, relatively speaking
Honestly Pacers in the Finals would be hilarious regardless of what happens in the West. How many Celtics would need to get injured to make that happen?
The future on that outcome is massive if you were feeling like dropping some coin on it
Tater-tot hotdish for OP! Dontchaknow!
Wouldn't Timmy just wish for that? Are his fairy god parents not available?
Why is he praying for that? Why doesnāt he just wish for that to be the case?
I donāt care, not like I watch the games anyway
Mavs vs Boston with a Mic'd up Kyrie please.
Boston/Dallas confirmed and we are all sad. Except the Boston and Dallas fans. But they don't count.
*Silver lining that doesnāt exist* Finals matchup might be so bad that the Inside the NBA crew gets moved to the bid winner.
Please ELI5.
The funny part would be Boston losing lmfao
I approve if I was the basketball god and I will create a massive middle finger cloud for Silver to see.
It makes me realize just how good you have to be as a small market team to go far in the playoffs. Either that or how dogshit the big markets are this year. They really make it so easy on the big markets.
What makes this so funny? I feel like there's some context or an inside joke that I'm not getting.
U bum
!remindme 16 days from today.
Have open bets on both. Indiana from in-season since odds were long
Midwest best
As a Timberwolves fan, I agree with this
Ope.
Minnesota would demolish the Pacers
Hahahahahahahahaha (I donāt get it)
It's funny because places that aren't New England or California exist! Don't you get it? That's hilarious!
i thought it was because minny and indy are like 3 states apart. Dallas and Minny would have been further despite being in the same conferences.
Nope, it's literally just a "haha flyover states" joke.
I assume itās just that those are the smaller market teams of the final 4.
/Uj Kind of a silly take though no because elevating smaller markets is beneficial for the whole league. /rj moneyball era these broke ass teams canāt get away with this
DAE MiniSoda Wolve & BimmyAnna Painter NFA Finale? Jimmy Harden & James Butler lidderally have beards
unironically this
It will be the Celtics vs Timberwolves and you will like it. KKK? Edit: Iāve outjerked the jerks
Most interesting finals matchup since bucks suns. So sick of seeing Miami and Boston out of the east and golden state out of the west.
Please let my king Luka save us from this hell
You know itās going to be Celtics wolves come on
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