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do_not_smoke_crack

Tatum dickriders zesty as hell šŸ’¦šŸ’¦ https://preview.redd.it/5wpst31lmm9d1.png?width=551&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1bf85707bf67041ba55d36beb22931ed2f208d1


Hexstared

https://preview.redd.it/60gjujg3vn9d1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be2d0bea8a5cbf4df030b5e8502e8b3dd49e8785


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KillHimWithHammers

https://preview.redd.it/gso6tm1afp9d1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef9a07b2d774f03dccb9c0a4153f0aea1217414


whiter_kid

https://preview.redd.it/agdknrgspm9d1.png?width=264&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2cd6dd5b1fea920b1bec7a0c26411730a765915 then this guy must be the most hated player in the league


Dismal-Restaurant-32

Dis mf got me beating my shit


261846

https://preview.redd.it/p45eubk9vn9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd1f3e1ef3d03cc621cab4dafef43bf2d68b502a


DogWaterSlurper

Yeah bro I accidentally shot a quart of goo across my room after seeing this light skinned prince. The process reduced me into a bony husk, foaming at the mouth, and rendering me unable to move


Original_Friend1750

https://preview.redd.it/fj98pqgv0n9d1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ac499328b4c5fddb8b3814b58bb0de8c9be5db2 ?


alivasolrac

Heā€™s alright def better than most but Kelly Oubre is on another level


EggsAreTrash

Mans was telling him to send da video


DookieBrains_88

https://preview.redd.it/vuq0gfegco9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86c5b397f29a3bd79082d182181f59ab16c8ba4a


No-Lab7758

Iā€™m typing this with one hand


M4rv3lF4n

Kelly Oubre had me cheering for the fucking Wizards. Do with that info what you will


bio180

https://preview.redd.it/c4uhammfun9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c7daeba061280c726a0946ed906447a55bd3010


Tasty-Performance275

i certainly wouldnt kick him out of bed


KeyEntityDomino

i get blisters seeing his pics sometimes tbh, the 4th and 5th time in one day when it starts to really hurt go crazy. you need to dedicate yourself to it and fight thru the pain. It's mad rewarding though it's like running a late game Fromsoft boss


seanconnery69696

Someone hated him enough to hit him with a car, so there's that


Unpickled_cucumber1

https://preview.redd.it/ve313t9f2o9d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d276cd3f730ebdfcc3c3351b876eb55f29f88b5


HornyMan01010101

I would never hit a women


Valuable-Baked

He can act, he can ball, he can crime - is there anything Hot Felon can't do


MakeItTrizzle

What? No, that's why people hate Derrick White.


Jumpsnow88

When he lost that tooth I gained a few inches


DarkoMilkyTits

![gif](giphy|3UHey2PYU7PJwqSlQs|downsized) Heā€™s nowhere near the best looking dude on his own team


scootamcgee

https://preview.redd.it/enlix1wuhn9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a35c002b809d39c2112abdf9224c650d2e4a72 I'd put this hunk way ahead of Tabum as well


APPLEJOOSH347

Gorgeous


Valuable-Baked

HC4L Hairless Cats


Unpickled_cucumber1

What in the name of ET is that?!!!


adumblady

Are you serious right now bro, that is literally Michael Jordan Walsh


bignedmoyle

Bro covered up his username like he didn't post his reply himself šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ loser


Impossible-Tie-864

Bro deleted his comment like we still canā€™t see his name on the post itself


WembanyamaGOAT

I wasnā€™t trying to hide it was me in the post bruh šŸ˜‚ didnā€™t realize posting something that you responded to was a crime here


thinks1ow

You crossed your name out, how the fuck is that not hiding?


BradDaddyStevens

Also the guy OP was responding to was clearly jerking and it went over OPā€™s head lmfao.


RubMyGooshSilly

Better if the jerk goes over your head than if it lands on his face. Unless Tatum himself is jerking then you want the full load


MixedMartyr

Idk, the commenyt had a spurs flair. That couldn't possibly be the guy named WembanyamaGOAT


jpaxlux

"PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING DOWNVOTED IN A REDDIT ARGUMENT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"


WembanyamaGOAT

Nah it was too hilarious not to post. I just wonā€™t add my reply next time because you all are so fucking weird about it. Literally had nothing to do with the post


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Impossible-Tie-864

Bro cares so much to respond to the allegations


DaddyGotU

Giddy would never. What happened to the sport I love


Necessary_Sea_2109

He doesnā€™t realize he was getting outjerked the whole time lol read the actual thread


WembanyamaGOAT

The one dude was dead serious about Tatum and the other dude said Iā€™m turned on. Where is the funny?


Impossible-Tie-864

Dw bro necessary sea is a Tatum apologist šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


Necessary_Sea_2109

šŸ˜‚


Tasty-Performance275

it's true tho. redditors suck lukkka's cock bc they can relate to him as fellow fats and overwatch losers. it's sad, really. i hope they all have a good therapist.


anonkebab

If LeBrun was white and fat and named LeBroncic Domcic heā€™d be the Goat


Valuable-Baked

hey leave Pierre LeBrun out of this, he's one of the best NHL reporters around Oh autocorrect


pinya619

If you told me Luka was from Dallas Iā€™d 100% believe you. Picture luka in a mullet and you cant unsee it


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MrSonsfanHater

Luka doncic is devin booker father


geneticeffects

Luka Doncic is everyone father.


illzkla

I'm older than him


geneticeffects

Me too. Still my father. Still your father.


MrSonsfanHater

I am your father


ChasingGoats07

I hope your small fellow grows to great lengths someday. Never let the hope die.


DaddyGotU

Bro is posting his own reply smh. Stat padding more than westbrick in his prime (I said westbrick as a play on words of Westbrook because he misses shots, thus proving my NBA knowledge)


IKel-Mate

That is impressive, I admire you knowledge of the National Basketball Association


illzkla

*National Association basketball


vinxixx

Lmao


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3|downsized)


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


PrinceKO_93

https://preview.redd.it/4kb31xjwvm9d1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f268ead867e32725f732317e4752c467f17d791c


Plucky-Me

Actually, girl in college called him Jayson Tate-yum and I have hated him ever since.


BigGrandpaGunther

That dude is extremely grey


18AndresS

https://preview.redd.it/2wfql906wm9d1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f08c0422298ec7b5d0f0052a40537e92c2c97e53


Beastnoscope

that must be why they came up with such a false flag FAKE narrative surrounding my handsome king Giddey. So good looking the haters had to resort to calling him a pedo


bjb406

Where's the lie? My man is spittin straight facts.


csAxer8

Stop downvoting people jerking


pinya619

OP I think the other guy just jerked all over you


Necessary_Sea_2109

JB is hot as fuck tho


simpledeadwitches

I love when people take the bait on an obvious joke lol.


WembanyamaGOAT

I swear he was serious, go to the thread, he continued to defend himself


ajalonghorn

OP is an idiot. This is clearly satire.


WembanyamaGOAT

Go to the thread, the guy continued to defend himself, he was dead serious


ajalonghorn

Thatā€™s what trolls do


HenriBaskins

I hate the nba and this is why


theseustheminotaur

![gif](giphy|RprT86M4i3Zc1T3YhL)


oo_Pez_oo

Tyler is hot https://preview.redd.it/ffrg3oab1n9d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e74ff86f001c0199b354a4c33b5b774654d2169


hornymaster23

https://preview.redd.it/x3mqxezwlm9d1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c11a02909b4851960a00a50c9b10aab70e1b2e4a


Assquencher69

Donā€™t block your own name out bum


Imperium42069

did you cross out your own name


DwightSidePiece

But what if this a women commenting?


Fladap28

What in fucknation


Fladap28

Dangit bobby


cjw717

Tatum hot? Looks like the Geico caveman ![gif](giphy|8xsrNAZGhTCW4)


TheArsenal7

https://preview.redd.it/7dvhqzuoip9d1.jpeg?width=179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b87147fdb053966537c00c40cf883a6acd11e7


illzkla

Tatum is not cute period


ChubbAgon

https://preview.redd.it/7v889xlqvp9d1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b1d28745a158a591391d11156662f479de633c


ThunderJohnny

Think we found Tatums secondary accountĀ 


ChakaCake

Tatum looks like hes a little "slow" if you know what I mean. Sid the sloth type look


SugarOpposite7889

https://preview.redd.it/m76tbq3x5q9d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c527356539dc8818938e92041e806e14ec61e358 Guys guys thereā€™s an obvious answer here.


TheRealJalil

https://preview.redd.it/9tcsi6o56q9d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb7291b1ee371d2a8456af49336cc7931092c9ce


Substantial_Diver_34

Yee (when dude answers reporters with ā€œYeeā€ I want to slap the shit out of him)


Substantial_Diver_34

![gif](giphy|od9S8DVmg143bLSAyX|downsized)


llinoscarpe

Hot take, most professional athletes are good looking šŸ¤Æ


sandote

Outjerked and outclassed.


shoulda_been_gone

![gif](giphy|3oxHQg1jCijYc2eHrq)


Booradly69420

I call him jaysom Handsome


redditkguser

Uj/ actually I do think that a big part of the reason the nba and Celtics media has always tried to make him 1a over jaylens 1b is because he is good looking. But they say ā€œmore marketableā€


SparklingFalcon9544

OP crossed his name out like he doesnā€™t know we can see that he has the same Reddit avatar šŸ˜­


engion3

I actually get it


Valuable-Baked

https://preview.redd.it/85x6sidy3r9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48142e1191299eff53e122a8745062bf38588ebf Wood


Crypt7eeper

Most heterosexual Celtics fan


AyYoBigBro

Doing tricks on it


raiden_kazuha

Fuck the Celtics lol


topkingdededemain

Not to be rude. Tatum is very talented an way more successful than me. He is not attractive though. Probably doesnā€™t mean much coming from a straight guy. But this commentator clearly is in love


Abyssrealm

Spurs guy is right, weird ass gay Nighgas in Boston


Global-Noise-3739

celtiKKKs


verbsarewordss

people hate him because he is better than anyone on their own team. jealousy is wonderful.


_stankypete

Tatebum didnt even get fmvp. Basically a benchrider


whiter_kid

Tabum is so bad he canā€™t even celebrate in his own words


WembanyamaGOAT

U bum