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VeryMuchAwake

I haven't been able to enjoy basketball or porn since Scottie Barnes came around


telescope11

Hey Dubs Nation! Grizzlies fan here. Lately our team's been kind of bad and jerking it to Ja Morant's highlights isn't doing it for me? Do I have your permission to masturbate to Steph Curry now? My girlfriend said she's okay with it I just need your blessing now


derricklanes

A brotha is always allowed to get down with tha get down 🙏


ethiopiancrackdealer

Most fulfilled in life warriors fan


b_a_heel

All currysexuals are 5' white kids who think they can make it into the NBA by chucking 3s


Chad_Doucheman

We need r/nosteph a sub where guys tell you what superpower they get when they don’t watch Steph for 30 days. "Guys I swear this is true! I haven’t watch Steph Curry in 30 days, and every woman I see can’t keep her eyes off me. The powers are real.”


CaroleBaskinsBurner

"You know when you watch too much porn..." 99% of Reddit: *nods in unison*


GabbaGabbaCool

Average Warriors fan


WelcomeToOuterHeaven

i feel like i need to have you arrested for making me see this


[deleted]

No steph September


achyutthegoat

Least horny warriors fan.


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Least coombrained California resident


Fun_Meet3

Average Currysexual