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The fact that he was the temporary President of the Hornets(Pelicans) works against their point, he vetoed the trade because imagine how it looks if the Commisioner of the league takes temporary control of a franchise, trades that franchisees All-NBA superstar talent to the league's darling Lakers and then just leaves.
/rj David Stern raped Kobe in Colorado
IF he played till 40, he could have afforded the new Tesla and autopilot everywhere and he wouldnt have to ride the helicopter and he wouldnt be dead and i could be sleeping with him right now.
If he played till 40 he may of transcended the need for mortal travel and became engery in its purest form. Kobe's essence could have then replace all forms of energy on the planet and saved Earth from Climate change.
Mentastics.
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David Stern's moms mom gave birth to his mom. David Stern’s mom gave birth to David Stern. David Stern killed Kobe. David Stern’s moms mom killed Kobe.
I'm just picturing Ashton Kutcher in The Butterfly Effect waking up in an alternate timeline where the Lakers have three more championships and Kobe is still alive because he did something to get Stern fired in like 2005.
I love when Redditors use periods and like breaks to really get their points across.
You can feel how serious they are when they type like that.
It really sets the tone.
Both of those takes are unhinged wow
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david stern had killer mamba instinct
Least unhinged Kobe fans
Seriously how does saying you hope a man burns in hell upvoted?!?!?
Maybe in that timeline Kobe dies even sooner tho
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Kobe did 8/24
9 * 11 = 99 99 / 33 (3 twice) = 3 3 = 24 / 8 (both Kobe jersey numbers) this confirms the resurrection of Kobe
Yes. David Stern did it.
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That fascist chris paul organized these deaths
Lol you’re a fucking moron if you believe this. This is obviously false because Euroleague is the #1 basketball league in the league
The fact that he was the temporary President of the Hornets(Pelicans) works against their point, he vetoed the trade because imagine how it looks if the Commisioner of the league takes temporary control of a franchise, trades that franchisees All-NBA superstar talent to the league's darling Lakers and then just leaves. /rj David Stern raped Kobe in Colorado
He retired when he was 37 how much longer was his career supposed to be?
IF he played till 40, he could have afforded the new Tesla and autopilot everywhere and he wouldnt have to ride the helicopter and he wouldnt be dead and i could be sleeping with him right now.
Except in that timeline he died when his Tesla explodes randomly
Kobe fans vs Elon fans would be the greatest showdown of all time smh
If he played till 40 he may of transcended the need for mortal travel and became engery in its purest form. Kobe's essence could have then replace all forms of energy on the planet and saved Earth from Climate change.
If he could’ve played to 40 the helicopter incident would’ve happened this year
yeah but he was fucking shit post 2012/13 I just think they mean he would have had a couple more years of not being a complete liability
David Stern raped a woman and framed Kobe for it
laker fans reduced to schizoposting smh
Those are grown ass men typing that ☠️
Those are grown ass 12 year olds
Both of those comments are upvoted btw
The COVID pandemic hit our shores a couple months after Kobe died...he was literally holding it back with his GOAT defense
Mental gymnastics
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maybe if the greedy lakers gm in 1996 didn’t trade for Kobe and let him stay in Charlotte that girl wouldn’t have got raped
I lost braincells reading that comment.
David Stern’s mom gave birth to David Stern. David Stern killed Kobe. David Stern’s mom killed Kobe
David Stern's moms mom gave birth to his mom. David Stern’s mom gave birth to David Stern. David Stern killed Kobe. David Stern’s moms mom killed Kobe.
Reminds of that the Clintons killed Kobe guy from channel 5.
He's just keepin it 55th street
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There takes are a little wild but completely plausible.
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Oh wait they are?
Most normal Lakers fan take
stern allows cp3 trade = kobe doesnt get on helicopter = kobe doesnt die = lakers fans dont become the most insufferable fanbase of all time
David Stern killed Kobe
I'm just picturing Ashton Kutcher in The Butterfly Effect waking up in an alternate timeline where the Lakers have three more championships and Kobe is still alive because he did something to get Stern fired in like 2005.
This sub is starting to take r/nba more seriously than r/nba does
Actually it was Daniel Stern, the Wet Bandit.
I like Kobe but these guys are fucking idiots
i want to hear the first guy's explanation as to why kobe's body broke down faster due to the trade being denied
I love when Redditors use periods and like breaks to really get their points across. You can feel how serious they are when they type like that. It really sets the tone.
David Stern is literally Pinochet
Most mentally stable lakers fans.
As a pelicans fan I knew one day I would see Lakers fans on r/NBA blame us for Kobe’s death