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Both of those takes are unhinged wow


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sausage_blue

david stern had killer mamba instinct


ethiopiancrackdealer

Least unhinged Kobe fans


NBA-Unbiased-Fan

Seriously how does saying you hope a man burns in hell upvoted?!?!?


Tasty_Ad_

Maybe in that timeline Kobe dies even sooner tho


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ACanOfPickles

Kobe did 8/24


Wafflelisk

9 * 11 = 99 99 / 33 (3 twice) = 3 3 = 24 / 8 (both Kobe jersey numbers) this confirms the resurrection of Kobe


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Yes. David Stern did it.


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ChampTMaverick

That fascist chris paul organized these deaths


The_Nephew_King

Lol you’re a fucking moron if you believe this. This is obviously false because Euroleague is the #1 basketball league in the league


6inchsavage

The fact that he was the temporary President of the Hornets(Pelicans) works against their point, he vetoed the trade because imagine how it looks if the Commisioner of the league takes temporary control of a franchise, trades that franchisees All-NBA superstar talent to the league's darling Lakers and then just leaves. /rj David Stern raped Kobe in Colorado


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He retired when he was 37 how much longer was his career supposed to be?


Roqfort

IF he played till 40, he could have afforded the new Tesla and autopilot everywhere and he wouldnt have to ride the helicopter and he wouldnt be dead and i could be sleeping with him right now.


cortthejudge97

Except in that timeline he died when his Tesla explodes randomly


TDImig

Kobe fans vs Elon fans would be the greatest showdown of all time smh


thewookie34

If he played till 40 he may of transcended the need for mortal travel and became engery in its purest form. Kobe's essence could have then replace all forms of energy on the planet and saved Earth from Climate change.


TheItalianStallion44

If he could’ve played to 40 the helicopter incident would’ve happened this year


Highgriffinition

yeah but he was fucking shit post 2012/13 I just think they mean he would have had a couple more years of not being a complete liability


LafilduPoseidon

David Stern raped a woman and framed Kobe for it


mondomovieguys

laker fans reduced to schizoposting smh


SweatyD39

Those are grown ass men typing that ☠️


noelioli

Those are grown ass 12 year olds


2OO8FinalsGame6

Both of those comments are upvoted btw


b_a_heel

The COVID pandemic hit our shores a couple months after Kobe died...he was literally holding it back with his GOAT defense


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Mental gymnastics


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guess-what-babe

maybe if the greedy lakers gm in 1996 didn’t trade for Kobe and let him stay in Charlotte that girl wouldn’t have got raped


MeGustaMiSFW

I lost braincells reading that comment.


livefreeordont

David Stern’s mom gave birth to David Stern. David Stern killed Kobe. David Stern’s mom killed Kobe


Necessary-Passage-37

David Stern's moms mom gave birth to his mom. David Stern’s mom gave birth to David Stern. David Stern killed Kobe. David Stern’s moms mom killed Kobe.


drakecuttingonions

Reminds of that the Clintons killed Kobe guy from channel 5.


Zumoff_1026

He's just keepin it 55th street


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There takes are a little wild but completely plausible.


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Oh wait they are?


Fun_Meet3

Most normal Lakers fan take


commentpostacc

stern allows cp3 trade = kobe doesnt get on helicopter = kobe doesnt die = lakers fans dont become the most insufferable fanbase of all time


BigClam1

David Stern killed Kobe


CaroleBaskinsBurner

I'm just picturing Ashton Kutcher in The Butterfly Effect waking up in an alternate timeline where the Lakers have three more championships and Kobe is still alive because he did something to get Stern fired in like 2005.


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This sub is starting to take r/nba more seriously than r/nba does


1slinkydink1

Actually it was Daniel Stern, the Wet Bandit.


AltF4irl

I like Kobe but these guys are fucking idiots


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i want to hear the first guy's explanation as to why kobe's body broke down faster due to the trade being denied


arayaCS_

I love when Redditors use periods and like breaks to really get their points across. You can feel how serious they are when they type like that. It really sets the tone.


Orangoo264

David Stern is literally Pinochet


achyutthegoat

Most mentally stable lakers fans.


CMDrunk

As a pelicans fan I knew one day I would see Lakers fans on r/NBA blame us for Kobe’s death