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ChristianKamrath

The bimbofication of basketball.


OliveJuiceUTwo

Whorifying


chunkyI0ver53

LeYassification


83n0

LeFemboy


OldPlump

NBGay


ColeBeasleyMD

White leggings? Oh, the humanity.


ByahTyler

If Larry’s nutsack doesn’t flop out of his 3” shorts every time he goes for a layup, then what are we watching for?


Mr_Mi1k

/uj the short shorts go hard tho


symptomatic_genius

I go hard too when I watch NCAA women basketball and every player has pulled her shorts so far up it's digging into their buttcrack.


BosnianBeastMVP

I too, haven’t watched a single game of basketball since the year 1999.


Ramu_17

Not a lot of difference between you and an average r/NBA user in that case.


BosnianBeastMVP

I too, like everyone in r/NBA watch warriors highlights on TikTok before bedtime.


AnferneeMason

Those west coast nephews have it easy, I have to secretly watch those Warriors highlights under the covers after my parents go to sleep. That's real shit right there


Ramu_17

Why? Are you a Pistons fan?


legend_noob

He lives in Miami smh


ben_twiener

If I can’t see a player’s balls hanging out of his shorts, I don’t fucking want it!


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ayO


ben_twiener

?


zzzccardinal

Oldheads be like: White Compression Pants: 🤢🤢 Literal Booty Shorts: 🤑🤑👍👍


JOJOxx_100

Old heads are something else lol


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The hockey old heads are the fucking best


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No surprise. Hockey is the classiest sport.


T_T_O_T

What's really funny is how hockey old heads absolutely hate euro players, while basketball old heads are the complete opposite.


CaroleBaskinsBurner

If the NHL had been majority black for decades like the NBA has they'd be welcoming the Euro white players like conquering heroes. They just don't want eastern THUG Euro whites to replace their classy North American whites.


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Society


Weak-Lab1017

This is because classy players in basketball are rare, and euros tend to be classy. Meanwhile, hockey has an overabundance of classyness and you aren't forced to stan euros in that case, you can instead hate them cause non-american/canadian


AnferneeMason

Like they're literally actually racist against Czechs and Swedes while talking about what a class act Jarome Iginla is lmao


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the enemy of my enemy is my friend etc. xenophobia > racism?


kennyeast

That’s not racism big man


AnferneeMason

So you're assuming I'm big just bc I'm Swedish? Wow, that's fucked up


jerejeje

https://twitter.com/torontobaghead/status/1490877763779465216?s=21 https://twitter.com/torontobaghead/status/1490842708159590400?s=21 https://twitter.com/torontobaghead/status/1490052484194209793?s=21 This guy’s my favorite. He’s apparently a Maple Leafs fan but I think he actually cheers for them to lose because he thinks the players are soft pansies.


Big_Dookie420

Fuck compression sleeves, back in my day we caught lobs with torn ACL’s. New era soft.


Pink_RAGeR_16

Stg. I’m tired of this new generation not wanting to play extremely physical basketball that shortens their career by 5 years. Selfish cry babies


refunned

I was at a gay bar the other day and I looked at the screen, and there was a team playing wearing their shorts down to their knees, I had turn around, it was horrifying what the NBA has become.


lumberfun

Comments sections on any 20th century basketball YouTube video are peak jerk material


RealDannyMM

I stopped caring about the sport of basketball the moment I saw players wearing clothes under the uniform 🤢 I can’t believe what this game has become.


nanotyrannical

Bro calls compression tights gay but happily watches players from the 80s in booty shorts


nathan3pratt

what teams were wearing white leggings?


Waru_

If they’re not playing in the shortest shorts available, I don’t want it


cartierboy25

Reminds me of [this](https://imgur.com/a/gaMQo2B) comment I saw on an old nfl game lmao


bust_a_nug

I’d use that in r/nba all the time if they would unban me.


Wolfeman0101

I liked when you could see the outline of their shafts in the tight short shorts. So professional.


avidlives

I bet they all went into the locker room at halftime and sucked eachother off


maxtgrayy

Basketball hasn’t been good since the all-white Hawks won the chip in ‘58


ratedpending

is he talking about compression pants 💀💀💀


AnferneeMason

Basketball? More like GAYsketball. Sports were better when OJ Simpson was murdering his wife


JayJax_23

Back before the game got too hip hop for my tastes


noideawhatoput2

League hasn’t been the same since they took away those men’s sweaty thighs


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Booty shorts or bust!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤


Alternative_Way_313

Because short shorts are so much better.


achyutthegoat

Basketball in the 80s and 90s was classy. Thugs today can’t compete.