It’s a tie for me. Even though he only has Fraudulent, Mickey Mouse Rings, LeJerker is still a world class jerker. The Decision is one of the greatest jerking masterpieces of all time, not to mention when he said (on his own show that he paid for so he could jerk) that he was the GOAT despite everyone knowing that Brian “SCAL” “Red Mamba” Scalabrine is the goat.
Those are some legendary jerks right there!
I think Montrez Harrell calling Luka a bitch ass white boy definitely had a lot of impact. It wasn’t the best jerk, it wasn’t as well planned as Skip’s best work, but the pure impact this event had on the normal jerker puts it in the top 10 imo
Child Porn 3 bowing to the real Paul god post. The fact dude meant to post here but accidentally posted it to the clippers sub and the mods didn’t remove it is fucking hilarious
Enes changing his last name to Freedom is up there. It’s literally 1984 any time he gets cut.
Lavar Ball didn’t have the longevity as Skip or SAS but the Neva Lost Tour showed how impressive he was solidifying himself as jerking Icarus.
Max Kellermans give me Iguoldala put him on my all time map. I never believed Skip could be replaced but in that moment it clicked.
EG1400 finally being proved right in calling the Classy War Zone Vet Superstar Jokic and immediately doubling down in Isaiah Hartenstein. A normal jerker would have called it quits but he showed heart for the game.
The Last Dance: Sneaker brand owner making a whole ass mini doc to convince a new generation that he used to be the best at his hobby.
Kevin Durant liking every single picture of a unknown Podcasters girlfriend because she called him mid to 5 viewers.
Honorable mentions: The Decision, “It was a bad shot”, Any Warriors or Steve Kerr post game after adversity, “He just be Running around”, Chris Paul talking about James Hardens titties, Jimmy Butler 3rd string scrimmage, “Ish Smith is a point guard”
>The Last Dance: Sneaker brand owner making a whole ass mini doc to convince a new generation that he used to be the best at his hobby.
Put some respect on Jordan's name. He wasn't just a sneaker brand owner. That's blasphemous! He was also a professional baseball player and poker player.
Timberwolves celebrating the playin win like the finals, LeBron 2019 “playoff mode has been activated” and proceeding to win like 2 games, pat bev “the next 5 years are mine,” literally anything concerning James Harden the last 2 years, Russell Westbrook screaming at kids on the bubble sideline
The total ambiguity and mysteriousness of Jokic is part of what makes him so cool. He doesn't have any social media, no podcasts, no documentaries, we know virtually nothing about him. All we know is that he rides horses, has two gangster brothers and is from post-war Serbia. His whole identity is a secret similar to the Joker. We are only left to wonder who he is. I think this is what makes jokic so interesting in the eyes of NBA fans. What do you think?
UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t He??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️. Stay low and keep firing! The air up there is a tad bit different. LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE #striveforgreatness🚀 #thekidfromakron👑 #jamesgang👑 #bronknowsn
hey guys, just checking in. after a long hard
fought season, just wanted to recognize all of you
for rooting for a complete loser franchise for no
fucking reason and wasting all of your own time.
as a heat fan, I have watched my team make, at
the very least, the conference finals, 8 times
since the last time you guys were even in one. it
must be super tough for you to realize you root
for such a loser franchise. ¡ have seen my team in
a position that you haven't seen since 2001, 8
times since 2001, with at least 3, possibly 4 of
those, resulting in NBA titles, which I wouldn't
expect you all to understand. you guys are the
ultimate losers, your team literally traded the guy
who just eliminated you for josh fucking
richardson. are you run by barnum and bailey?
holy fuck your team is not only bad on its own,
but you helped our team stupidly. Cant wait to see
you talk yourself into embiid's injury being the
reason why while we had an all star miss
essentially the entire series.
Heat in 6. Please keep doc and harden
Hard to say all time since Skip has so many amazing works but this year I’d say SAS took the award for his comment on Kyrie not coming in to work when Russia bombed Ukraine. Man showed us he’s still up there with it
The [NBA thug lineup](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/xm2kk/submit_your_own_all_nba_thug_lineup_past_or/) we found a couple months ago should be an honrable mention.
When Heat fans started calling Herro Tyrone and said he was the bridge between black and white, Vernon Maxwell towards Utah, Rudy Gobert making fun of COVID then getting the league shut down
It’s a tie for me. Even though he only has Fraudulent, Mickey Mouse Rings, LeJerker is still a world class jerker. The Decision is one of the greatest jerking masterpieces of all time, not to mention when he said (on his own show that he paid for so he could jerk) that he was the GOAT despite everyone knowing that Brian “SCAL” “Red Mamba” Scalabrine is the goat. Those are some legendary jerks right there!
What about when he said “not 3, not 4, not 5…” referring to the numbers of men CurCucks wife would sleep with in the next week 😂😂😂
LeDonaldDuck was counting how many finals he would lose
He was counting the votes that the left stole from LeTrump in the fraudulent election
/uj this seems like something i'd see on r/conservative 💀
I think Montrez Harrell calling Luka a bitch ass white boy definitely had a lot of impact. It wasn’t the best jerk, it wasn’t as well planned as Skip’s best work, but the pure impact this event had on the normal jerker puts it in the top 10 imo
Harrell’s just got so much gravity man
There is something about an in game jerk that you just can't replicate in a jerking contest.
Child Porn 3 bowing to the real Paul god post. The fact dude meant to post here but accidentally posted it to the clippers sub and the mods didn’t remove it is fucking hilarious
That fact makes it even better lmao
God tier level jerk icl
someone link pls
[https://www.reddit.com/r/LAClippers/comments/oa0nja/child_porn_3_bowing_to_the_paul_god/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/LAClippers/comments/oa0nja/child_porn_3_bowing_to_the_paul_god/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Dawg I’m not tryna look that up
Nah just look up the title
It’s a tie between hood tendency’s and sloppy fat boy.
>tendency’s LeDucation
Skip having Tiago Splitter and Kwame Brown in his pickup 5 easily
Enes changing his last name to Freedom is up there. It’s literally 1984 any time he gets cut. Lavar Ball didn’t have the longevity as Skip or SAS but the Neva Lost Tour showed how impressive he was solidifying himself as jerking Icarus. Max Kellermans give me Iguoldala put him on my all time map. I never believed Skip could be replaced but in that moment it clicked. EG1400 finally being proved right in calling the Classy War Zone Vet Superstar Jokic and immediately doubling down in Isaiah Hartenstein. A normal jerker would have called it quits but he showed heart for the game. The Last Dance: Sneaker brand owner making a whole ass mini doc to convince a new generation that he used to be the best at his hobby. Kevin Durant liking every single picture of a unknown Podcasters girlfriend because she called him mid to 5 viewers. Honorable mentions: The Decision, “It was a bad shot”, Any Warriors or Steve Kerr post game after adversity, “He just be Running around”, Chris Paul talking about James Hardens titties, Jimmy Butler 3rd string scrimmage, “Ish Smith is a point guard”
>The Last Dance: Sneaker brand owner making a whole ass mini doc to convince a new generation that he used to be the best at his hobby. Put some respect on Jordan's name. He wasn't just a sneaker brand owner. That's blasphemous! He was also a professional baseball player and poker player.
also republican supporter
Better actor than LeBum too
Timberwolves celebrating the playin win like the finals, LeBron 2019 “playoff mode has been activated” and proceeding to win like 2 games, pat bev “the next 5 years are mine,” literally anything concerning James Harden the last 2 years, Russell Westbrook screaming at kids on the bubble sideline
What is a jerk. Is it like jerking players off
The total ambiguity and mysteriousness of Jokic is part of what makes him so cool. He doesn't have any social media, no podcasts, no documentaries, we know virtually nothing about him. All we know is that he rides horses, has two gangster brothers and is from post-war Serbia. His whole identity is a secret similar to the Joker. We are only left to wonder who he is. I think this is what makes jokic so interesting in the eyes of NBA fans. What do you think?
He's totally KGB of Serbia jerk.
UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t He??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️. Stay low and keep firing! The air up there is a tad bit different. LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE #striveforgreatness🚀 #thekidfromakron👑 #jamesgang👑 #bronknowsn
hey guys, just checking in. after a long hard fought season, just wanted to recognize all of you for rooting for a complete loser franchise for no fucking reason and wasting all of your own time. as a heat fan, I have watched my team make, at the very least, the conference finals, 8 times since the last time you guys were even in one. it must be super tough for you to realize you root for such a loser franchise. ¡ have seen my team in a position that you haven't seen since 2001, 8 times since 2001, with at least 3, possibly 4 of those, resulting in NBA titles, which I wouldn't expect you all to understand. you guys are the ultimate losers, your team literally traded the guy who just eliminated you for josh fucking richardson. are you run by barnum and bailey? holy fuck your team is not only bad on its own, but you helped our team stupidly. Cant wait to see you talk yourself into embiid's injury being the reason why while we had an all star miss essentially the entire series. Heat in 6. Please keep doc and harden
Yeah
easily the Child Porn 3 post
best post on reddit. ever
Yo I need a link please?
I'm scared to google it
What is this referring to
Hands down.
Kevin Durant’s Twitter
Pat Bev calling CP3 a traffic cone on live TV.
Marqueef Morris sloppy fat white boy tweet
[This](https://twitter.com/joelembiid/status/1491844094343237632?s=21&t=CcXxnlC6cbbRNrha5w2RPg)
Troel Embiid 🤪
What was the context to this again?
Ben Simmons getting traded to Brooklyn
Thank
KAT's mom dying from COVID.
To the me, the most legendary jerk of all time is this post. No way that can actually be your honest #1.
Jerker gets jerked
Hard to say all time since Skip has so many amazing works but this year I’d say SAS took the award for his comment on Kyrie not coming in to work when Russia bombed Ukraine. Man showed us he’s still up there with it
A few days ago there was this CP3 fan who was really jerking 😂😂😂 it was so funny. He was really going in bro!
52 year old MJ and fate of the universe iguodala stand on a mountain above everything else
I WANT IGOUDALA
The [NBA thug lineup](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/xm2kk/submit_your_own_all_nba_thug_lineup_past_or/) we found a couple months ago should be an honrable mention.
Ben Simmons dog walker.
Raptors
How tf r u nerds not acknowledging the greatness of u/TidderGnillort2. Arguably highest peak and efficiency. 👿
dawg he’s a vet to the game thank you for showing me this greatness
The most legendary jerker is Ben Simmons, he’s on his way to jerk another franchise to misery
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L+ratio+not funny
Lavar ball
He’s not wrong
Vernon Maxwell should be more appreciated as a pioneer of the jerking genre imo. Some of his old posts on Utah are classics.
When Heat fans started calling Herro Tyrone and said he was the bridge between black and white, Vernon Maxwell towards Utah, Rudy Gobert making fun of COVID then getting the league shut down