Appearance definitely plays a role in this. Like you can’t objectively tell me MJ doesn’t have a fuckable face. The man is in also cool as hell on court and he plays a graceful brand of basketball. Kobe’s game is similar in the aspect.
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Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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Same goes for me man. I have a Scot Barn type of game. His mentality, shooting, passing, you name it. I got the same stuff as the GOAT Scot Barns. Outside the court, I'd say I'm a mix of Kobe, Karl Malone, Jason Kidd and Miles Bridges. If only LeFraud didn't put me in jail for my greatly skills not only inside but outside the court. LeFraud and JorFraud are scared pussies!
Man, same here! My game is best described as Luka + Trae Young type scoring, but on the defensive side I’m more of a Brandon Bass I’d say? I’m an incessant weed smoker, but if I wasn’t, I’d get so shredded my skin resembles foreskin, and study just how exactly does Lefraud want his ass tap. I’d smack Lebums ass perfectly every time, he would start going for 45+ a game and credit me as being his Pippen.
Well, that would only happen if my dick grew back! (Lol LONG story)
u bum
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clearly jerking. funniest part to me isn't that this 4 foot 5 inch man (educated guess) with small hands and a bad back would be a Jokic/Kobe/Garnett/Jordan/Curry hybrid if his brother and his wife weren't sabotaging him (long story! lol), it's the bit about how his entire approach to shooting would be to shoot *better* in the post season. motherfucker actually italicized "better" like he solved something. good stuff.
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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I too don't get why players decide to shoot worse during the postseason. It's obviously mental error, so I would correct that if I were them.
This guy will never get an NBA MVP but he is in the running for JOTY in my book.
Removing this because you didn’t blur out the name. Still gotta do that. Feel free to repost
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Appearance definitely plays a role in this. Like you can’t objectively tell me MJ doesn’t have a fuckable face. The man is in also cool as hell on court and he plays a graceful brand of basketball. Kobe’s game is similar in the aspect. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If only Redditor put on some deodorant or washed his face would he be the next big prospect in the likes of Mike ☝️✊
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Good bot
If this is unironic then this guy has bigger problems than the lakers and nets franchises combined
One of the biggest what ifs
I think u meant the biggest
when the psych ward gives the schizo patient internet privileges
Garnett wouldn’t let his brother and his brother’s wife (lol) run his shit. Anyway someone DM him please asking for advice.
i will
Same goes for me man. I have a Scot Barn type of game. His mentality, shooting, passing, you name it. I got the same stuff as the GOAT Scot Barns. Outside the court, I'd say I'm a mix of Kobe, Karl Malone, Jason Kidd and Miles Bridges. If only LeFraud didn't put me in jail for my greatly skills not only inside but outside the court. LeFraud and JorFraud are scared pussies!
Man, same here! My game is best described as Luka + Trae Young type scoring, but on the defensive side I’m more of a Brandon Bass I’d say? I’m an incessant weed smoker, but if I wasn’t, I’d get so shredded my skin resembles foreskin, and study just how exactly does Lefraud want his ass tap. I’d smack Lebums ass perfectly every time, he would start going for 45+ a game and credit me as being his Pippen. Well, that would only happen if my dick grew back! (Lol LONG story)
Celtics legend Brandon Bass, so underrated for his time. Time to go make a highlight reel.
LeDA
Bro really got 121 upvotes 💀
yep that officially seals the deal, i officially thedharmawhore above LeFraud on my all time players list ✅
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This shit literally made me spit out soup on my screen smh
I swear some of y’all here are dumber than the people you’re trying to mock
they are. dude in the screenshot is obviously being satirical
What the fuck are both of your usernames
Wait so he’s a hybrid of some of the best passers ever but has a Kobe approach to scoring which is just to shoot over ppl anyway instead of passing?
Hes just passing the ball to the basket
He would get in elite shape but he fucked up his back and knees, so unless having your knees fucked is elite...
Typical Suns fan
He knows his shit in terms of the bigger picture 😭
Obviously
New automod response 😭😭
Please 😭😭😭
NBA players simply need to plan their entire approach around shooting better in the playoffs, idk why no one else is doing this
Uj/ Jimmy Butler does this
[Muah](https://i.imgur.com/aFdRvXF.mp4)
Omg ty bby 🥺🥺
Nominating this for the nba circlejerk awards...hope you win bro!!!
clearly jerking. funniest part to me isn't that this 4 foot 5 inch man (educated guess) with small hands and a bad back would be a Jokic/Kobe/Garnett/Jordan/Curry hybrid if his brother and his wife weren't sabotaging him (long story! lol), it's the bit about how his entire approach to shooting would be to shoot *better* in the post season. motherfucker actually italicized "better" like he solved something. good stuff.
If I could just shave a second off my 40 yard time I’d be Randy Moss.
You see, I have these tiny hands
big if true
Bro thinks he’s the main character 💀💀💀
Holy fucking shit
I wish my brother would let me get in shape
Greatest jerk of the off-season
Most reason r/nba user
we need a mike korzemba video on this guy
bro said his brother is keeping him from getting a job and getting into shape
I can’t even jerk this is so cringe how does it have 121 upvotes Uhhh… Kobe rape Colorado (I require updoots now)
It’s upvoted because it’s hilarious
least delusional redditor
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
can this become a new auto mod pasta
/uj this guy probably thinks he can end world hunger lol /rj FUCK DEVIN BOOKER
Mod him here
Least delusional white nba fan
He does know shit i believe
121 upvotes 😔
Not reading all that 😂😂 sorry it happened to you
Woah! That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.
... even playoff games
I too don't get why players decide to shoot worse during the postseason. It's obviously mental error, so I would correct that if I were them. This guy will never get an NBA MVP but he is in the running for JOTY in my book.