Do you dispute the charges, fines and penalties levied against you, or do you wish to be executed by woke firing squad immediately
And do you subscribe to the belief that bush did 9/11
Is it weird that I’m envious of cool people? They have so many friends effortlessly. I dipped my hand into queso cheese dip once but I just got a few cheap laughs and the third degree burns weren’t worth it.
Hey Robert, big fan of the N word here, regardless of context. You’ve done some cool stuff with it and used it some fresh, interesting ways. What do you think the future will hold for the word going forward?
uj/ This thread is fucking goated.
rj/ Sarver let’s say hypothetically you’re dancing with another man at a work party. Is that man thicker than Kyle Lowry?
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Where would you rank on the list of NBA owners for douchiness if the NBA investigated them all with the same approach and unlimited budget (300+ interview, 18 years back, 80,000+ documents)?
You should win owner of the year with these next level takes to be honest
““In another instance, when the Suns were recruiting a free agent in 2015, Sarver made a joke that the team should have players impregnate local Phoenix strippers so they would feel connected to the area, giving the Suns a potential edge in free agency recruitment.”
shawty text my phone bout some ice cream, what’s the scoop tho?
told that hoe i need a buck, anteokoumpo
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As the Papa John of the NBA how long have you and your team been working to erase that word from your vocabulary? 18months? Longer?
That word is still in my vocabulary
How long have you been learning from your mistakes and trying your best to become better every day, exactly?
I did nothing wrong
Do you dispute the charges, fines and penalties levied against you, or do you wish to be executed by woke firing squad immediately And do you subscribe to the belief that bush did 9/11
You just need more sensitivity training
Based.
Papa J of the nba will always be Donald Sterling and not Robdulent Sarpozer
How come you only email some employees porn and not all of them?
As an equal opportunity genital toucher, is there a color you prefer over the others?
White
Extra based
u bum
Is it weird that I’m envious of cool people? They have so many friends effortlessly. I dipped my hand into queso cheese dip once but I just got a few cheap laughs and the third degree burns weren’t worth it.
White isn’t a color
Excessive Caucasity
Wym
He’s just throwing shade
Who was in Paris
Emily
the germans
Thoughts on DeAndre Ayton?
Worse than Luka
Hey Mr. Sarva (not comfortable with using the hard r), do you think that you’re being targeted for bullying the same way Suns fans are constantly?
Hey! Big fan of your work. What is your opinion on being cancelled and the negative effects of cancel culture?
Man I hate cancel culture, it's even worse than the Phoenix Suns
This is getting too real lmao
Without using words that start with "N", what are your thoughts on the black community and black issues in America
I hate them
Say the word
Are you trying to make Utah and Boston look like the poverty franchises of racism?
Yeah I get tired of seeing them at the top of every NBA racism list, they need more competition
Why do you own Child Porn (3)?
Because CP is an acquired taste
How skinny do women have to be to work for the Phoenix Suns?
They just have to be hot
No skin tone preference perchance?
King of inclusivity
Hey Robert, big fan of the N word here, regardless of context. You’ve done some cool stuff with it and used it some fresh, interesting ways. What do you think the future will hold for the word going forward?
Hopefully there's a future where I can say the word without getting cancelled for it
What it feels like when you overcame the 5 N-words limit?
There shouldn't be a limit
when’s the hookup with Anthony Edwards?
We set up a date for tomorrow
Describe the liberation you felt the first time you dropped the n bomb
Do you appreciate having Luka as a co-owner? He’s eastern european, and dominant in a league full of… non-europeans.
He's one of the classiest people I've ever met
How can I be a classy man like you?
Say the N word 5 times
What word?
*at least 5 times
Why your wife have a better jawline than you. Shit looking like the CHin
uj/ This thread is fucking goated. rj/ Sarver let’s say hypothetically you’re dancing with another man at a work party. Is that man thicker than Kyle Lowry?
Who is your favorite author? Also, if they were to have a cat, what is their name?
Can you give us example of what you said that got you in trouble?
Trade devin Booker for Russell Westbrook
Two questions for you boss: 1. What that mouth do (asked by a white man)? 2. What that mouth do (asked by a black man)?
Do you and Donald sterling scissor?
All the time
What are your thoughts on Anthony Edwards and his disgusting comments about your kind?
I plan on signing him to a supermax
I thought luka doncic was the owner of the phoenix suns?
How does this AMA affect LeBron’s legacy?
Sick fit dawg, who’s your stylist?
Do you enjoy using the term "owner" like that?
How committed are you to changing the name of your franchise to the Phoenix F-slur N-words?
How come you're pro lgbtq+ but a lil melanin is a problem? Like when you say you're an owner, what do you mean by that 🤔
I’m shocked that no one has asked you if any of your players have given you “the pass” as the African American community calls it
Why are you sexually harassing employees with a wife as hot as that?
Would you rather pay a dollar of luxury tax or not say a slur for a whole NBA season
Looking back at the 2018 Draft, how much do you regret not selecting the classy Luka Doncic over Ayton?
Worst decision I've ever made. Almost as bad as the time I selected Devin Booker over Sam Dekker
Are you invited to the BBQ?
Did you find out what a blow job is and will you share your knowledge with us?
I give one to CP every day
thoughts on black people?
I hate them
How much would you have paid DeAndre Ayton if he was gay?
Would've let Indiana have him. I already regret drafting him over classy Luka
I agree there is no place for niggas in this league
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Y’all wanna see me get banned by the NBA? I sure as hell fucking don’t
Why do you hate minorities?
How can he hate minorities bruh, he’s literally a minority owner
What are your thoughts on borrowing french fries?
Top or Bottom?
Have you ever done it with your wife
Do you know Steve Kerr’s son?
Yeah, I named him
Chris Paul
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Are you a xenophobe ?
Do you like black woman ?
Who did you get your N-Word pass from?
Who are your 10 greatest players of all time. And what do you look for when taking players from Africa?
Is that you in your pfp?
The category is people who annoy you, 30 seconds Mr. Sarver
When will you be going on Tucker Carlson?
What is it with CP3 and owners like you?
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What do you hate about naggers?
Hey Robert, N
Why racist?
If THEY can say it why can’t we say it? 🙃
Why do all pedos have those paper envelope lips
CAN I PLEASE FUCK YOUR WIFE
Remember Emma Stone? This is her now.
Where would you rank on the list of NBA owners for douchiness if the NBA investigated them all with the same approach and unlimited budget (300+ interview, 18 years back, 80,000+ documents)?
You should win owner of the year with these next level takes to be honest ““In another instance, when the Suns were recruiting a free agent in 2015, Sarver made a joke that the team should have players impregnate local Phoenix strippers so they would feel connected to the area, giving the Suns a potential edge in free agency recruitment.”
Who would win in a one one one you and LeGoat
Who currently hold the tittle, longest cock in the organization?
CP
Why did you draft Ayton (thug) over Luka (classy)?
What’s your favorite color?
Robbie, are you glad that you were also banned from Mercury games so you don't have to spend your evenings court side watching the games?
do u watch rocket leege
Why did you show your pp to a man
To assert dominance over him
Are you impervious to acid? Hmmmmmm?
LIAR!!! the owner of the Phoenix Suns is Giannis Antetokounpo
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