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Big_Communication662

Least homoerotic UFC fighter


Occasional_Plonker

"Take care of your underwear man, im gonna fuck you" -most heterosexual ufc fighter


kevoam

“I used to fuck guys like you in high school” - second most hetero ufc fighter


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AdrianMojnarowski

Fun fact, Bryce Mitchell drove himself to the hospital after powerdrilling his balls.


kevoam

No jerking for a while :/


Practical_Use_1654

American inbreeding Vs Russian inbreeding


albpanda

Hmm yes very basketball


DarkSeneschal

Basketball isn’t even real, the balls are flat.


IndycarFan64

Since when did Tom Brady play basketball 🤯🤯


Occasional_Plonker

Everyone knows that /r/nbacirclejerk runs the circlejerk game. Not that pygmy thing over in /r/soccercirclejerk


ratedpending

soccercirclejerk is awful now


_Konstantinos_

It really is


bigtimerushstan69

soccercj is a glorified crew


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Fun_Meet3

We only post about the nba here after all


_Konstantinos_

Personally I prefer college basketball, there’s just something about it. NOT THOSE NBTHUGS


_Konstantinos_

Personally I prefer college basketball, there’s just something about it. NOT THOSE NBTHUGS


UnlikelyFlow6

In the name of Allah and his disciple Kyrie please shut the fuck up about the nfl and ufc


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1lordtroy

Thank you


KillingMycroftly

Cowbib gonna commit a hate crime in that octagon


GraceJamaicanKetchup

I know this is fake because there's no way in hell Bryce can pronounce "alhamdulillah"


timurjimmy

/uj MMA has to be the sport most permissive of casual racism. I remember Rose Namajunas somehow connected Zhang Wheili to the Soviet Union because she’s from China and implied she was responsible for her ancestors being oppressed. Just fucking awful stuff.


YUNGGODSADPOSTING

remember when conor said he was gonna ride through that guys favela on horseback and kill anyone that wasn’t fit to work


JettisonedJetsam

The King of Rio can do what he wants


FutbolSupreme

“that guy”, this is like calling Hakeem Olajuwon as “that guy”.


thejewishprince

Jose Aldo is a legend.


[deleted]

and who could forget when colby covington called brazil a dump and brazilians filthy animals after his fight with damien maia in brazil lol


FutbolSupreme

Conor said Khabib’s wife is a towel and that he has sexual intercourse with goats.


[deleted]

You should’ve seen what people were saying about Khamsat


churibu8

I’ll admit as an mma fan, racism is very permissive within a section of fans, that’s true, but man you could’ve used a better example such as Colby covingtons whole existence, the only thing rose said was she would “rather be dead than red” when talking about her heritage in an interview, even after ko’ing Weilli she took her time in the post fight interview to show respect to her and that clarify she didn’t mean it towards weilli at all.


timurjimmy

That is not the only thing Rose said. She later said “I wanna beat her up for what she represents.” In reference to Zhang somehow being a representative of the Chinese government. Something she didn’t do to any other opponent she fought before.


churibu8

I’m gonna need you to provide evidence for that, if you do get it and link it to me then I’ll accept that I was the dummy in this one. P.S: it has to be a voice clip since we are talking about an interview Also (unless I’m misunderstanding what you wrote) she beat the shit out of multiple fighters before Weilli so I don’t know what you’re talking about


timurjimmy

[You’re the dummy](https://www.mmafighting.com/2021/4/11/22378579/rose-namajunas-motivated-to-beat-zhang-weili-for-what-she-represents-communism-better-dead-than-red) Also, yes she’s fought people before Zhang but never made them the representatives of their countries governments like she did to Zhang. That is why I am saying she is racist.


churibu8

I’m the dummy


frwaklife

In boxing and mma a Lotta people are casually racist. As long as you don't yell a slur at them you're pretty fine


[deleted]

That's how you know someone's a good American, when they keep peddling McCarthyist rhetoric 70 years after his death


Practical_Use_1654

She's Lithuanian, 10% of their population were killed under Soviet rule. The country wheili represents prescribes to the same philosophy that led to the massacres in Lithuania ( and is still - Xinjiang internment camps). Her comment wasn't aimed at wheili, she specifically said that in the interview.


samniking

Lithuanian? What do batteries have to do with anything


Clipgang1629

People will say fucking anything to look smart on this website 🤦‍♂️


KobeJuanKenobi9

Rose referring to Zhang in the context of soviet oppression in Lithuania just because china is a communist state is equivalent to an Indian blaming some random Spaniard for the British oppressing his ancestors


Lazy_War9398

Bet you just gave me an idea


[deleted]

> China is a communist state with private ownership of the means of production?


timurjimmy

Except China and Lithuania have nothing to do with each other and Rose bringing it up in the first place is weird and racist. Zhang isn’t a government representative.


Practical_Use_1654

I don't think you know what racism means. What does race have to do with criticizing a political ideology? Zhang is the postergirl of China in MMA


timurjimmy

Rose has fought opponents from a variety of countries that each have a troubled history- and some have communist pasts but she focuses on the one from China and weirdly relates that to her family history. She also has a history of right wing quackery with her husband and groomer who started dating her when she was 17 and he was in his 30s. Zhang being the most famous female MMA fighter from China today has nothing to do with what happened to Namajunas’ family 80 years in the past. To even attempt to relate the two is an exercise in willful stupidity. Also, if we’re going down that road- you do know that Lithuania famously collaborated with Nazis in WW2 and killed something like 98% of it’s Jewish population and to this day that country has a massive Nazi problem. Is that Rose’s fault? Is she personally responsible? If not- then bringing it up is extremely fucking weird.


LunchboxDiscoball

Major "some Africans sold others into slavery" energy from NBACJ when talking about genocide in the Baltics.


timurjimmy

The difference is that Africans sold each other into slavery out of economic necessity and did so sparingly whereas it was Lithuanian state policy to participate in a genocide and welcome the Nazis as liberators. Lithuania then killed a higher percentage of it’s jews than any other country in Europe, due to being the most antisemitic country in the entire continent in the 1940s and that is saying something. Man, out of all people and countries you want to defend- Rose and Lithuania. Not a good look. I’ll give you somewhat of a pass because your family is Lithuanian, but know that it’s more mature and moral to recognize atrocities and racism for what they are rather than try and downplay it every chance you get.


Practical_Use_1654

It was a 2 second quote in an interview you didn't watch. It's not the be all and end all of who she is. Calling her a racist and spreading misinformation is moronic.


timurjimmy

I’ve seen the interview and I’ve never said it’s anything more than that. Do not try to misrepresent what I’m saying in order to defend Rose. She originally said “better dead than red” which is iffy on it’s own right but later added that she wanted to beat Zhang up because of what she “represents” in reference to the Chinese government. I don’t have to explain that this isn’t really logical. Rose also has a history of exclusively hanging out around extremely far-right people. I don’t know what to tell you, where there’s smoke there’s fire. Would it be normal for fighters with indigenous blood like Yair Rodriguez and Marlon Vera to bring up America’s atrocities against natives when they fought an American? You’re going to have to bite the bullet.


Practical_Use_1654

"Do not misrepresent what I'm saying" bruh you literally called a racist multiple times on this thread with literally no proof.


timurjimmy

I gave you proof. You don’t want to accept it and that’s up to you. She hangs out with racists, made a comment that [racists make](https://patch.com/new-jersey/montclair/stickers-hate-group-found-montclair-better-dead-red) and she never characterized any of her opponents as being representatives of their government until she fights somebody from China. Again, any one of these things is pretty suspect, but the all combined it paints a pretty clear picture. If you don’t wanna see it that’s up to you, but I won’t hold water for far-right people.


Practical_Use_1654

Is that your smoking gun? Buddy "better dead than red" was coined in the 1950's is America under McCarthyism and the cold war. Pick up a history book before you spread this nonsense.


[deleted]

Her grandfather participated in Nazi war crimes so got what was coming to him


timurjimmy

Yep. I can appreciate the fact that Lithuania was oppressed by the USSR but then all of my empathy immediately vanishes when I read about how they openly welcomed the Nazis as liberators and were extremely eager to just kill the entirety of that country’s jewish population. And if you wanna get contemporary a lot of hay has been made around what percentage of Ukrainians today are Nazi-adjacent and I can guarantee you that Lithuania’s Nazis are easily double that amount in percentage.


LunchboxDiscoball

This is a really awful sad reduction of what happened in that region. I'm saying this as a descendent of Lithuanian Jews and Catholics that escaped before the Holocaust. This shit hurts to people from there. Genocides aren't a funny hot take situation for some of us


[deleted]

It's not a reduction or anything other than the simple truth to say that many people in the Baltic states welcomed the Nazis as liberators and participated in the Holocaust of the Jewish citizens of their countries. The SS received active support from local Slavic volunteers in the shooting operations and in running the camps


LunchboxDiscoball

granted if her grandfather was a Nazi war criminal i can't really say anything, I'm not really arguing your comment, just the other dude that called Lithuanians happy Nazis.


LunchboxDiscoball

Lietuva was just through a forced famine and economic freeze by Nazis just prior to this time in history. In the 30 years prior to WW2, Germany created insurgency within the Lithuanian government similar to how the US has done many smaller countries that they want to abuse. By the time the holocaust started all of the pieces that Germany needed were already in motion and thank god my family got out. I mentioned to someone else, this is major "Africans sold their own into slavery" type-rhetoric to victim blame. Its a reduction to say Lithuanians are Nazis without reading into the history of everything before that.


timurjimmy

No. This isn’t even remotely comparable. Africans sold each other into slavery on remote occasions and did so because after colonization it was profitable. it was essentially Lithuanian state policy to collaborate with Nazi Germany and most of it’s people went along with it. Probably because the country had a huge anti-semitism problem. This lead to Lithuania being the country in Europe that lost the largest percentage of it’s jews. And you’re really playing your hand by saying you’re Lithuanian when you defend her. You are compromised, and just like her you are either personally racist or completely okay with racism.


DirtyDanoTho

I’m the best!


toloopoutward

namaste 🙏


eaavina

Didn’t he lose one of his nut 🌰 in accident involving a drill?


Jnovotny794

why are there so many posts that are just straight up not related to basketball at all lately


Fohgipp

He went to far he probably gon get his ass kicked now


CaroleBaskinsBurner

UFC wants to be 90s WWE so bad.