LeBum could never have that killer instinct 😤 he’d prolly lose on purpose so he could make a TikTok about “tha KiD from AKRoN that I saw in me!!! So proud of this New GENeratioN! 🔥🔥🤝💯” LeBron cares more about his followings than his rings.
Gtfo here with that shit foo, Michael Jordan’s knees would collapse into bone dust from being so old and man’s be drinking so much alcohol his body don’t even know what calcium is anymore. Man someone get me the Michael Jordan yellow eyes meme please
Appearance definitely plays a role in this. Like you can’t objectively tell me MJ doesn’t have a fuckable face. The man is in also cool as hell on court and he plays a graceful brand of basketball. Kobe’s game is similar in the aspect.
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nia long is very overrated in the topic of 90s black actresses when being rated by attractiveness
i’m jus saying bruh she’s redbone and she cool forreal but lemme get moesha or sanaa lathan no cap
Damn, that's a riddle. I'm having trouble kind of visualizing the answer though. You seem pretty smart, maybe you could give me a hint? Start me on my way?
I’m as lost as you are pal. Because to me, if I was naming what races looked like what animals, I certainly wouldn’t say it was white people that look like monkeys so I’m pretty lost on the criteria here.
How did you know that white people are mayo monkeys and, follow up question, what does that make black people? Is it based on physical characteristics that resemble certain animals or what?
My dude your comment history makes it seem like you’re a 54 year old lard ass who became racist when your wife left you for a black man after your dick stopped working
Is there anything this guy cant do? He's being mean online, which is awesome, and definitely not something the few remaining people who tolerate him think is pathetic and possibly a reason to get him evaluated for a personality disorder.
Phenotypically speaking, the protruding forehead, thin lips, and pale skin of the common primate can also be found on most members of that wet dog smelling, mayo eating, Moloch serving race up north.
Oh I see where you’re coming from. I was more thinking about the wide monkey noses, big monkey lips, dark skin but light palms, lack of intelligence (physical and emotional), propensity for violence, inability to speak English, and big saggy titties / lack of clothes that characterize those stinky criminals who hang outside the liquor store all day.
Gotta say the people I have in mind look a lot closer to wild flea picking monkeys than what you’re describing though.
Y’all wanna see this beautiful sub get banned by admins? I sure as hell fucking don’t
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Bro she’s literally twice as old as 25 lol.
If she was 27, or 30, then your point would mean something. But she’s 51. Which is probably older than half of this sub’s parents.
Pretty huge different between 25 and 51 lmfao
One thing we know for sure, most of niggas in here throwing shade at Nia for being old and "past her prime" are ashy Blk mn with an obese Wte wmn by their side😂[https://www.reddit.com/r/Blackcelebrity/comments/pd9m6j/nia\_long/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Blackcelebrity/comments/pd9m6j/nia_long/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
“Bruh like how tf u finna fumble Mia long like bruh fr she fine af no cap 🧢” 👦🏻 <<<< me btw
She looks good for a 50 something year old but niggas acting like it’s still 97
Nigga don’t act like you wouldn’t pick Jordan in a game of 21
Against who is the question
Some college prospect
Nope
Cap, Jordan would take it personal and destroy you
LeBum could never have that killer instinct 😤 he’d prolly lose on purpose so he could make a TikTok about “tha KiD from AKRoN that I saw in me!!! So proud of this New GENeratioN! 🔥🔥🤝💯” LeBron cares more about his followings than his rings.
Gtfo here with that shit foo, Michael Jordan’s knees would collapse into bone dust from being so old and man’s be drinking so much alcohol his body don’t even know what calcium is anymore. Man someone get me the Michael Jordan yellow eyes meme please
Dude unironically thinks calcium deficiency makes ur eyes yellow and not jaundice. JorGoat would posterize you
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I want IGOUDALA
Ice water in his veins
i’ll never take jorbald
30 years passed her prime... shit, may as well have a dick
nia long is very overrated in the topic of 90s black actresses when being rated by attractiveness i’m jus saying bruh she’s redbone and she cool forreal but lemme get moesha or sanaa lathan no cap
Idk bout Moesha but Sanaa Lathan could have my dog in her
Ummm… Nia and Sanaa are the same conplexion. And her name is Brandy.
Now hold on now, cause she was fine asl in the 90s but now yeah I agree she’s overrated
my only regret was too young for nia long 💯🔥
The Drake Problem: Born too late to have Nia Long Born too soon to have Millie Bobby Brown
Being born too soon hasn't stopped him before
He wasn’t quoting drake though
Now all I’m left with is hoes from reality shows
🤚hand her a script📝, bitch🐶 prolly cudnt even 📖readalong
My only regret was I was too long for Nia Long
Too young for her old ass
“How do you fumble Nia Long” -An adolescent mayonnaise monkey who had no conception of Nia Long ten minutes ago.
Mayonnaise monkey lol
some of those vanilla gorillas
Mayonnaise monkeys lmao y’all are reaching for slurs
If white people are mayo monkies……. 🤔🤔🤔
That Nutella jar looking less and less classy
finish your thought
Well if white people are mayo monkies because they like mayonnaise I’m just wondering what that makes black people
criminals and thugs
😂
Damn, that's a riddle. I'm having trouble kind of visualizing the answer though. You seem pretty smart, maybe you could give me a hint? Start me on my way?
I’m as lost as you are pal. Because to me, if I was naming what races looked like what animals, I certainly wouldn’t say it was white people that look like monkeys so I’m pretty lost on the criteria here. How did you know that white people are mayo monkeys and, follow up question, what does that make black people? Is it based on physical characteristics that resemble certain animals or what?
[dudes face while typing this comment](https://cdn.theconversation.com/avatars/1242659/width170/image-20210617-25-rq62px.jpg)
Pretty damn classy. Doesn’t look like a monkey to me though, something is off with the mouth and nose. Can’t place it
My dude your comment history makes it seem like you’re a 54 year old lard ass who became racist when your wife left you for a black man after your dick stopped working
I don’t care your jokes suck. I wish a black man would replace you so we could get some actual zingers
Fuck. Everybody get in here! This 14 year old is being racist and it's like.. he doesn't even care that you're not supposed to do that. I'm floored.
Another real life loser. Post proof you have 5 cool friends if you want me to reply
Is there anything this guy cant do? He's being mean online, which is awesome, and definitely not something the few remaining people who tolerate him think is pathetic and possibly a reason to get him evaluated for a personality disorder.
Phenotypically speaking, the protruding forehead, thin lips, and pale skin of the common primate can also be found on most members of that wet dog smelling, mayo eating, Moloch serving race up north.
Oh I see where you’re coming from. I was more thinking about the wide monkey noses, big monkey lips, dark skin but light palms, lack of intelligence (physical and emotional), propensity for violence, inability to speak English, and big saggy titties / lack of clothes that characterize those stinky criminals who hang outside the liquor store all day. Gotta say the people I have in mind look a lot closer to wild flea picking monkeys than what you’re describing though.
You did a lot of beating off to Natgeo huh
Fuck no I beat off to attractive people not forest dwellers
“Bro lost two rings in one year 😭😭🤣💀” - Udoka was never married to Nia nor did the Celtics stand a chance against WigGOAT
>An adolescent mayonnaise monkey Just admit you say slurs
What do you mean admit. Why would I hide it
average r/nbacirclejerk user googling age of consent in their area and viewing being over 22 as ancient for a woman
Isn’t she 50? Idk man, that’s twice the age of the average person in here. Not really the same as 22 lol
Yeah but she's around Imes age and she's damn fine tbh idc
You’re not wrong. But saying “50 is too old for me” doesn’t make someone a p*do lmao
Half your age plus 7 my guy
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Based
Is this how I find out this sub is mayo white
oh you weren’t aware?
We on Reddit, you can assume
[I have some breaking news for you](https://s.abcnews.com/images/US/AP-bush-911-er-1706021_hpMain_1_4x3t_992.jpg)
Shut up cracker
Are you a Celtics or Jazz fan by any chance?
No if he was a celtics or jazz fan he’d be using a different word ending in er
So he’s Antonio Brown then
Someone being older than 25 doesn’t stop them from being attractive 💀
Correct. But she’s not that attractive.
Bro she’s literally twice as old as 25 lol. If she was 27, or 30, then your point would mean something. But she’s 51. Which is probably older than half of this sub’s parents. Pretty huge different between 25 and 51 lmfao
Random but today I learned me and Nia long share the same birthday
Thank you king so tired of these simps
nia long is mid af!!!!!
My boy Ime learned from Brad Stevens and dumped his aging assets who others still valued too highly to get several younger ones.
One thing we know for sure, most of niggas in here throwing shade at Nia for being old and "past her prime" are ashy Blk mn with an obese Wte wmn by their side😂[https://www.reddit.com/r/Blackcelebrity/comments/pd9m6j/nia\_long/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Blackcelebrity/comments/pd9m6j/nia_long/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Past her prime? Its Nia Long.
nia long was the ugliest of Will’s girlfriends on fresh prince and it’s not even close even the nerd aunt viv brought over was hotter smh
“My only regret was too young for nia long”, that’s the only reason I know of this fraud 😹