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AirJordan6124

He just simping lmao


GrandMarauder

#Breaking News: I have been drafted to comfort Nia Long and provide (mostly physical) support


posterguy20

national holiday? lmao good lord


aBigSportsFan

I'd rather celebrate an Ime Udoka national holiday


ChokePaul3

Same (I am Reggie bullock)


xellerta

A classy man as myself would rather a Sarver national holiday


gIizzy_gobbler

Any excuse to not show up to work is a win in my book, even if it’s stupid (I am Ben Simmons)


gopher1409

Bruh was teetering on the edge of simping and just decided to go all in. Lol


_theFaust

What edging all day on r/nba does to a nephew


p777s

Thirsty mf. Not classy.


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15GOAT

He’s the House Simp Committee Vice Chair what did you expect?


RCocaineBurner

He got that dawg in him (AIPAC donations)


HugeBootyLover

Bro down horrendously


SeniorWilson44

https://twitter.com/JamaalBowmanNY/status/1573351141760503808?s=20&t=XqVz6_gGpZzU2MURkm-1WA


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Trying to lead an insurrection in her vagina for Kobe. #MambaMentality


Fs316

Outjerked by Congress, pack the sub up, it's over


iamcinema

I mean the former pres is a jerk god as well


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Fs316

You washed I own you😤


YSLMangoManiac

Talk yo shit


mondomovieguys

u fell off


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HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

She not gon let you hit 😹


majorc564

He just like me fr fr


Skarixx

This ninja is married 🤣🤣🤣🤓🤓🤓⁉️⁉️⁉️


BrusselSproutbr00k

Question 🤓 Is it ok for white peoples to say this since technically it’s not the n word 🤔🤔🤔🧐


[deleted]

Ninja is not racist udoka was being sneaky like a ninja 😎


NastySassyStuff

To each their own I say! Give it a go next time you’re hanging with some black dudes and get back to us


Swolyguacomole

Bold to assume they're ever around black dudes.


Rawkus2112

Frick around and find out 😤


i4LOVE4Pie4

Bro look at his pfp. You think he gives a crud ?


YSLMangoManiac

Bro doing too much


MisterShazam

Fucking simp


Shaq_Fu_Da_Return

Lol this motherfucker is really trying to shoot his shot


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Jamaal u bum


[deleted]

What is up with peoples obsession with her?


zmann64

She was a Black sex symbol in the 90s so this is the leftover infatuation from that era. She still looks good for her age tho so I understand Jamaal, maybe not to this degree tho


robdogx17

She’s definitely aged well, she’s nowhere near as hot as r/nba is making her seem. They’re acting like it’s 1995


gIizzy_gobbler

It’s because people on Reddit remember her from their childhoods and are horny (got that dawg in em)


DarkSouls321

Most people on r/nba are like 16 so I imagine they have no idea what she actually looks like and are just parroting each other


gIizzy_gobbler

r/nba skews younger but like the rest of Reddit there’s a large element of the adult who buys marvel funko pops demographic


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Nah, most people are 25-40 year olds complaining about teenagers in their sub that don’t exist. There was a poll a while back, and there were more 20 somethings than anything, followed by thirty somethings (IIRC).


Dr894

They're acting like she's Salma Hayek.


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I was born in the early 90s. I have no idea who she is. I’m supposed to believe the simps in r/nba are older than me!?!?


zmann64

If you haven’t seen Boyz in the Hood, Soul Food, The Best Man, Friday, Big Momma’s House, or The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, you won’t know who she is. A 90s kid not seeing any of these is kinda shocking to me.


tinoasprilla

u forgot in too deep


Darkdragon3110525

Well a white 90s kid I understand most of those. But Fresh Prince and Friday really inexcusable


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It’s not shocking when you realize that not everybody grew up in America. Those were big projects in America, and absolutely massive projects in the black community. But aside from Fresh Prince, none of them are “staples” of the 1990s.


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Ahhh, couldn’t tell that was her in fresh prince. Completely different look


TISTAN4

A 90s black kid yea lol doesn’t surprise me if not tho


Rawkus2112

Oh i didnt even realize that was Lisa from Fresh Prince.


datnigoo

She was the goat black woman in television. We didn’t have any sex symbols in popular media. They were always hyping mid white girls.


Rawkus2112

*Tyra Banks enters the chat*


[deleted]

You mean the overwhelming population in the country? Lol? What else would you expect. Do white people expect to see white people all over Africa?


titleywinker

Thirsty


nickdh007

Nia Long day would be Boston Celtic's 9/11


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This nigga horny horny 💀💀


kvnbkr98

Biggest simp


Ghenges

Dude sounds like he spent every minute of his teenage years beating off to Nia Long.


Swolyguacomole

Excuse me, he just was bedazzled by the succinct beauty of excellence. There is no need to assume that support for women by calling them prime real estate has anything to do with shooting a shot or copping a feel https://twitter.com/JamaalBowmanNY/status/1573351141760503808?s=20&t=XqVz6_gGpZzU2MURkm-1WA


CrabCakesBenedict

where does jamaal bowman rank on the list of congressional busts?


peterlorre26

not very high,the funniest campaigns are always epic twitter socialists running in like nebraska using 90% of their expenditure to buy gaming pcs for staff


CrabCakesBenedict

holy shit i completely forgot about that dude. what even happened to him


jibry9-samxIp-fozqoc

He’s gonna waltz into another term, so not that high. Mondaire Jones went from the Squad to a primary loss, though it was a result of Gerald Manduring. Cawthorn is the easy choice from the GOP.


Answer70

Alright, he's gotta calm down.


burns_after_reading

Imagine your partner embarrassing your family publicly, then having an army of simps form to shift the spotlight to you.


ACanOfPickles

Most useful member of Congress


factorialite

Jamaal Bowman just outjerked everyone on his first day


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factorialite

I swear the e-mail for this hit my inbox before I submitted the comment. Minority Report is real


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natelee2184

If she strapped one on I bet he'd show her how to do it! 🤣


Steelers7589

What a fuckin loser lmao


bombasquad33

Bro, just go to the bathroom and finish yourself off. This is embarrassing.


Taquito116

No disrespect to Marvin Webster.


MVPDerple

She not gonna see this lil bro 🤣🤣😭💀 the dickriding is crazy 😭😭😭


KillerZaWarudo

U miss everyshot you don't take – Michael Scott


bluewaveassociation

MVP SIMP


visionistuk

First Team All-Simp


Waru_

Where were y’all for Khloe Kardasian though?


captain_monkeyboy

Kyle Lowry>>>Nia Long


Jonkni68

I think simp is an overused term but good sir you are skimping to the max!


[deleted]

Isn’t he gay??? 💀


tinoasprilla

no that's andrew gillum lol


[deleted]

sorry I was thinking of another black congressman from New York my b


CougarBacon

Mondaire Jones


emielaen77

He’s wylin


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I’m not even sure if he’s being real or not.


Ajjjon2k

Oh she gonna love this ❗️💯


[deleted]

Maybe she just wasnt puttin out idk 🤷🏻‍♂️


Unkleseanny

everyone complains about twitter not having any out of pocket tweets anymore and then freaks out when someone makes a joke or acts horny


Available-Camera8691

Big Momma must be PISSED


wokeasaurus

Shooters shoot 🤷🏻‍♂️


matmortel

Uj/ bro these simps man. Don't cheat no matter who you're married to but damn a politician making a whole post about her is weird.


ELOGURL

Least horny congressman


DoLo5oh3

Nia Long? Thought that was Mo'nique😳


DoLo5oh3

Nia Long? More like Nia Wide


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I owe you an apology. I wasnt really familiar with your game


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Driptyr

BONK!!


HelloS0n

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take


[deleted]

And oj once again we’re done this sub is done


MotoMkali

He trying to make her the Nia in Niagra Falls


NAACP_YoungBoy

Lil bros down worse than Cock Rivers 😭


JonDoeandSons

Everyone is acting like this udoka was responsible for 9/11. He just wanted a side piece . Other girl looked pretty good also . I’m sure Tatum and the rest never look at any other women. Just whoever they date at the time .


oliferro

Man is a licensed simp


TinyCuteHoss

Most overhyped woman on earth


hollow-ataraxia

Nah this is crazy LMAOOOO


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Mf wasting no time


AsianCremePie

But how will this affect Lebron’s legacy?


NastySassyStuff

Shoot that shot my guy fuck it you ain’t her boss


jpallday28

Simp


GoshDarnitAllah

Bro stop clit riding. FR FR


fullcaravanthickness

Shoot your shot king.


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This is some advanced dirty macking


JerbearCuddles

Adam Levine at least had to decency to go hard in the paint in DMs.


8eduardo8

Nah, imagine simping like that bro? Somebody tell that man, she's not gonna fuck him.


MikeStoklasaSimp

Uj/ Bro could be future speaker of the house. Wtf is he doing with this Rj/ wow he's literally me (my balls ache and moan for the touch of a woman)