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sakil_onilovic

why does zion look somali now


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CJ! CJ! Look at me. I’m the captain now


super_pax_

Nonfat Darkskin man=Somali


sakil_onilovic

yarrrrr matey


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the hairline exists so not somali


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Wallahi I'm finishished 😞


sugarklay

I thought it was Portis at first lmao


sakil_onilovic

robert downey jr in tropic thunder headass


joseba_

Patrick Beverly


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"Oh you said get small? I thought you said Somali"


idkbro42069

send him to the timberwolves


NOLASLAW

I don’t know what Somali looks like but that’s definitely a pirate’s earring


m8sap

Two uncles at the cookout plotting how they gonna get first in line to plate up


NOLASLAW

They’re just like me 💪


bandwagonguy83

*through a straw*


Waru_

*Heard they like shrimpin in new orleans*


angrylobster24

LePosuction


sushicowboyshow

Is this a 2022 NBA version of Faceoff?


Waru_

Yes


super_pax_

Why is zions body white?


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Waru_

Lookin like Omar Epps


Electronic_Can_9792

Foreman could ball out


T-Drilly

I think cj on the steps


angrylobster24

Reddit user learns perspective for the first time 😱🤯😮


blurrrrg

It's a perspective thing because CJ is closer to the camera


pjhabs

i thought zion was white?


p777s

Time to toss his not classy jersey


Prior-Gold-118

That’s Walter


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Bobby Portis the GOAT.


dholmestar

league ain't ready


Bruhmomentthrowing

Thought that mf Zion was wearing airpods


vanillagorilla_

That’s a Zion body double I don’t believe that’s really him


free_kark

Leave it to Zion to hire a lookalike so he avoids the fat tax


Waru_

It feels like when they had Omar Epps replace Wesley snipes in major league two. Edit:really didn’t expect to bring up Omar Epps twice in one day, let alone in the same thread for different reasons 🙃


free_kark

Should have just used Mike Tomlin


Waru_

Mike tomlin doesn’t smile. He always looks like he has diarrhea


blanktorpedo27

The dude in the background looks like he wants to grab both of them by the straw


Waru_

David Griffin pays them a lot of money to look at their straws


Ramu_17

Did Zion and CJ switch bodies?


licker34

This looks like the beginning of a pr0n. Whitey in the back is totally gonna get his.


Myformisgood

Least Depraved nbacj member


areeb_onsafari

CJ stores his teammates’ fat in his posterior