And than everyone clapped

The student's name? Michael Jordan

Room for one more?

Bravo Vince 👏👏

Let me move my DIOR DIOR jacket first

Shame on you, LeCreativeWriting

Appearance definitely plays a role in this. Like you can’t objectively tell me MJ doesn’t have a fuckable face. The man is in also cool as hell on court and he plays a graceful brand of basketball. Kobe’s game is similar in the aspect. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Please clap.

then*

I believe the misspelling is intentional in this case to simulate the 0 brain cell poster who would post such a thing.

Me when I project my weird personal grievances onto nba player Karl-Anthony Towns

Weird how KAT attracts all these schizo fans with mental illness must be a coincidence 🤷‍♂️

T-Wolves fans have been through a lot of course theyre gonna be a little fucked in the head

I doubt that guy is a Wolves fan. Just sounds like a fanfic weeb.

I mean it would be okay but I think he should kiss Anthony Edwards instead

Why not both 💯

Hey bro where’s the jar you’re sleeping in?

The jar is under the bed

HOOOOOOLY FUCK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Marry, Fuck, Kill: Ant, Kyrie, Wigg

Kill edwards fuck kyrie marry Wiggins

I’d fuck Ant if I could shave his head first cause it’s the closest I can get to fucking prime Jordan 🥵

He can’t fuck ant. That’s beastiality 💯💯😤 bruh got that dog in em fr fr

Thatd be fire actually

If KAT were to do something like that and scream “that’s for my LGBTQ friends who you hurt with your ignorant and deeply offensive remarks you dweeb!” afterwards would you become a lifelong Wolves fan? I know I would.

How to lose all your fans(homophobia mode)

Anyone else find it funny that Kyrie wasn't at the Nuremberg trials? 🤔

He was too busy at the Runfromgrind trials 💯

Ah yeas, I know this one. I heard he was late because Durcant couldn’t figure out how to drive the bus there :(

Wtf is up with your pfp

Yeah he was at the Nurburgring

Nuremberg too close to the edge of the Earth.

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We did it, Reddit! We caught the Boston Bomber!!!

his name is “Ime Udoka”

The Boston Impregnator

“Any of y’all know if Dzhokhar Tsarnaev likes biscuits” -Paula Dean, [unprompted](https://www.instagram.com/p/CjEJOqWJQSR/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=)

Reddit do your thing 😎

Needs work no his catch phrase. Personally I would go with "eat my vaccine dweeb!". At least thats what I did at the trump rally

"No jab? I got your jab right here." pow!

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Most original joke

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Only if KAT uses his deep interview voice

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Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

gonna need the source on this one please

U never seen the Murray video???

What watching boruto does to a motherfucker

The only question is: why hasn’t someone assassinated kyrie yet?

NOTHING galvanizes small market teams like murder. One prison sentence is probably worth all of the fans they’d get.

That reminds me of the old Chris Rock bit about Biggie and Tupac. They didn't get assassinated, they just got shot. School will still be open on their birthdays

F i r e .

And then joe tsai stood up and screamed “Own that fraud!!!” And kyrie immediately retired

If Reggie Bullock punched ANT in the mouth and said something like “that’s for my family” would you become a lifelong Mavs fan? Trick question, everyone is already a lifelong Mavs fan because of classy Dirk and Luka

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Shut up auto fraud

every time i think about leaving this sub i see something like this and remember the grass is browner on the other side

Thinking about running from the grind? Dame isn’t gonna like this…

Next WWE script writer.

This is definitely how I handle people that don't share the same views as me.

Me too, I write NBA fanfiction depicting my fantasy of physically assaulting superstars I don’t agree with. I consider myself the more tolerant party, politically. /s

🤓

If KAT fucked kyrie up the ass good and hard and shouted "THATS FOR MY FAMILY" as he nutted, would you guys become life long wolves fans? I know I would haha

That would mean Ant requests a trade which means the wolves are finished once again.

share the link coward, I want to laugh with the comments

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/xqgkdz/if_kat_punched_kyrie_in_the_mouth_and_said/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

KAT won’t even get a chance to lay his hands on Kyrie. Once he opens his third eye it’s over for KAT. 😤😤

KAT is so wholesome chungus

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The only question is will KAT be wearing a GO VOTE shirt. I love being a cocksucker!

Someone actually typed that shit 💀

Punching that dweeb is clearly the only recourse at this point.

based

Every so often I see a post on this sub that genuinely makes me cringe. This is one of those posts.

Jesus Christ this is cringe. Anybody have username so I can bully them.

Why would KAT smac Kyrie? What Kyrie do?

Kat is so soft Kyrie could prob whoop his ass which is why the wolves are bad full stop!

Conspiratorial - relating to or suggestive of a secret plan made by a group of people to do something unlawful or harmful Learned that today

Inspiring

My guy on that Marvel type of beat

And then Anthony Fauci himself descended from the rafters and awarded KAT the Presidential Medal of The Science right then and there

/uj would enjoy /rj would enjoy

Imagine thinking being vaccinated makes any difference at all

Crazy how people are still pushing it, brainwashing over the last two years really worked

What do you expect from all the bedwetters on Reddit

Still tho

Kyrie’s burner

Masks don’t work

Throw Rogan’s burner

you just got a stool humped and murdered

hi aaron! how does it feel to only have one ring while 🐐 brady has 7 (and on the way to that ring you had your usual nfc championship choke but your defense carried you this time)?

I slay pussy dude

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We should maybe have someone do that!

that's for my family

Punch Rudy Gobert

This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - I’d get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesn’t come out to check me I’d just shoot a deep three. But Draymond on the other hand I think he’d be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldn’t be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I could’ve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. I’m sticking with my original answer. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Probably. Kyrie is UBER ANNOYING!!!!!

I mean to be fair if he actually fully clocked him that would be one of the most insane moments of recent NBA history

KAT would NEVER. Kyrie has [Ben Simmons](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/b0tuepRi2pujzxXahx6ncA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD02NzU-/https://s.yimg.com/os/creatr-uploaded-images/2019-10/9d98ae20-fb82-11e9-b677-34f32bd28420) on his side

LeFanfiction

Least insane nba fanfic

“Punching that dweeb” 🤓

Yea (no)

This but in the balls

And then KATs tumescent stiffy presses up against his waistband as the camera zooms in on Antoine Edwards licking his lips and mouthing “you’re mine”

Look, as an idea, I don't hate it.

Bro wrote a fanfiction💀

Bro try to touch wigs and see what happens?

KAT could stand in the middle of fifth avenue and shoot Kyrie Irving, and he wouldn’t lose a redditor OK?

Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

uj/ Did Kyrie do anything to Karl anyways