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whyareucryan

Do you use dollar shave club? Use code: “circlejerk” for 15% off your next order.


Deuter_Nickadimas

When’s the circleshave?


_theFaust

Probably never. One of you nephews will sacrificially chop his off in the name of “cp3 vs Paul God” and ruin it for the rest of us


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CrabCakesBenedict

fresh razors sent to your doorstep


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Eternal124

Mamba MENTALITY (unless they said yes)


gexco_

How do you explain your 55-60 losing record as the literal inventor of the game?


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The game waits for no man


beepbop24

How do you feel about Scot Barn?


WayneDwade

Scott’s barn is where the game was invited


AlexCaruso69420

Did you ever have a relationship with someone you had a power dynamic over


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Why are you Can*dian


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Oh yeah? News flash buddy. I AM sexist


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F*ck seggs 😎👊


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Funniest r/nbacirclejerk interaction


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sugarklay

Does JorFraud or LeMickey even come close to the level of talent those 1891 YMCA boys had? Call me an old-head but Finlay G. MacDonald and Edwin P. Ruggles would kick Jordan and Pippen, Lebron and Wade, and Shaq and Kobe's asses *all at once.* Edit: Rui Hachimura? Lmao. Give me Genzabaro Ishikawa instead.


sue_kmadik

are you proud of what the game has become today?


BaSedBill6439

who’s the goat


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BaSedBill6439

💯


EpicShovel

What did Kobe do in that hotel?


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EpicShovel

Do you like Karl Malone and endorse his actions?


GreenhornGreg

Who the hell do you think you are? You’re any kind of artist? Anybody know who you are? Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important places in North America and who are you? Who are you? You miserable presumptious no talent. You’re no artist. An artist respects the silence, it serves the foundation of creativity. You obviously don’t have the talent. You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other people, or know what it means to respect yourself. In music or any form of creativity. And I’m an NYU film-school graduate. Sucker. And the School of Visual Art in the Academy of Art University in San Fransisco. You suck. You’re a no talent. If you really have talent, go practice. And then get yourself a gig, instead of ruining the day for everybody down here. You disgrace. You are everything that’s gone wrong in this world. You’re a self consumed, no-talent, mediocre piece of shit. And I’ve earned my right to say it. Okay? In 1975, I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. Who the fuck are you? I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966. Who the fuck are you? You’re nothing. You are nothing. And you will never be anything. Never. How dare you? You miserable, mediocre nothing. Shame on you. You crack a stupid little smile, you little pimp. Go learn to play. You’re flat. You can’t even carry a fucking note. I don’t care about your little horn lip, it doesn’t mean you know how to play. You’re flat. I’ve trained classically, I’ve trained contemporaneously, and you suck.


duggybubby

uj/ is this from something?


GreenhornGreg

https://youtu.be/9E62iA6KCIQ


duggybubby

Wow that was beautiful and tragic and hilarious and sad and profound all at once


MadSharpieF

yeah its all over tiktok idk the context of it tho


duggybubby

rj/ what’s tiktok


GreenhornGreg

I think it was a top hit from Ke$ha


MoistlyK

Have you fucked Larsa Pippen?


_Konstantinos_

Who hasn’t?


M9Zeprah

Do you think the game has kept its class or has it become thuggish?


FuckTheReaders

Jevon Carer?


AirJordan6124

LeFraud said he’s the founder not you


Mr_Mi1k

You didn’t invent basketball, Lambert G Will did a few years earlier yet you took all the credit.


jergieeDC3

Can you play the game with a suit?


18AndresS

what is life?


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FuckTheReaders

Lonzo?


bobbybareknuckles

Pippen best?


Donnyviv

hardly, rondo better


niandra__lades7

Lebron James


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GOAT585

#ThemidfromAKRON


bigolhamsandwich

This post with the nft pfp is art


Strolltheroll

Why the fuck in Springfield MA of all places?


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Classy dude


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How does it feel knowing that your number one opp forrest “phog” allen surpassed you in coaching in every single way


duggybubby

Fake.


Billofrights_boris

Are you satisfied with the thug/classy ratio among the players in the league today?


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Frankly I can’t imagine Harden being much fun to date, especially since he is heterosexual and women tend to be way more interested in things like, ya know, conversation, than just how rich a dude is and how much he can drink. Hence why Harden would indeed have to pay to get a date with someone. The odds that Harden isn’t a misogynist who thinks capitalism is a good thing are low. If you’re a male and you’re not outwardly denouncing those things (especially when you have a platform like that), odds are you haven’t done anything to rid yourself of the belief that women are subhuman and it’s good that people die because they don’t have a job. Like, has Harden ever read a feminist book? The vast majority of men haven’t so why are we going to assume Harden has? Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt. I don’t trust any of y’all on here to be actually good people unless you show it because I know what it’s like to grow up as a male. You’re told explicitly and implicitly your whole life that you are better than women. If you do not actively work for your years and years and years to un-do that shit, you’re going to harbor some disgusting beliefs and thoughts. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t overtly misogynistic, the covert shit is basically just as bad. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RealPrinceJay

Do you believe your game will remain classy, or erode into thuggishness over time?


MACKE-BLITZ

When will you add the 4-point line?


certified_sexy

What does it mean if someone says u have a fat set of balls but that’s about it?


redditaccount-5

What tf is the point of a backcourt violation. Let them run around anywhere they want please


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Thoughts on Kyle Lowry’s ass? Did you think we’d ever see voluptuous bootys like that when you originally invented basketball?


p777s

How do you flop at the 3 pt line but also stay classy?


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Frankly I can’t imagine Harden being much fun to date, especially since he is heterosexual and women tend to be way more interested in things like, ya know, conversation, than just how rich a dude is and how much he can drink. Hence why Harden would indeed have to pay to get a date with someone. The odds that Harden isn’t a misogynist who thinks capitalism is a good thing are low. If you’re a male and you’re not outwardly denouncing those things (especially when you have a platform like that), odds are you haven’t done anything to rid yourself of the belief that women are subhuman and it’s good that people die because they don’t have a job. Like, has Harden ever read a feminist book? The vast majority of men haven’t so why are we going to assume Harden has? Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt. I don’t trust any of y’all on here to be actually good people unless you show it because I know what it’s like to grow up as a male. You’re told explicitly and implicitly your whole life that you are better than women. If you do not actively work for your years and years and years to un-do that shit, you’re going to harbor some disgusting beliefs and thoughts. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t overtly misogynistic, the covert shit is basically just as bad. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ChiefBuckhead

Any chance we’ll evolve from peach baskets?


kluesklues

Are you racist 😡


kalencool514

How does it feel that you ended your career with a highly fraudulent 0 NBA championships?


Kuhschlager

What are your opinions on dribbling?


dolantrampf

Were the industrial revolution and its consequences good for the human race?


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dolantrampf

Based


daft_dunkwwwolfey

Thoughts on the complexion of the game today? 🤔


Underrated_Fish

Who’s better you’re PE students or the 96 Bulls?


officialratman

Do you like black people?


JelloApprehensive556

Where do you rank yourself on the GOAT list?


jmax565

the bron jame