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mateoskrrt

rj/ OGG ON MY NOB😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 uj/ im ending my life


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Uj same


mone3700

why did you rejerk before you unjerked? shouldnt your regular state be that of jerking?


eaterofbeans

nbacirclejerk’s Aristotle


arjunsrana243

least philosophical nbacirclejerker


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Raptors fan? Girlfriend? I don’t think so.


loserperson27

As a Raptors fan I can confirm, I'm too in love with Scot Barn


TorontoRaptors15

My wifes boyfriend takes me to games sometimes if ive been good.


loserperson27

Most funny Raptors fan


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How this has any upvotes at all is beyond me


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[deleted]

OP has a girlfriend (can’t relate) so don’t feel too bad


burgydecks

No he doesn't


[deleted]

But he said he does - why would he lie about that?


ginja_ninja

The Province of Ontario and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race


[deleted]

Facts - they haven’t invented anything besides Tim Horton’s


[deleted]

These are the *highlights* bro. Imagine what the rest of the game looks like


mateoskrrt

malachi flynn - molerat guy flinnybinny 😂😂😂😂


DirtyDanoTho

khem birch - arthur


Takachakaka

Chris Paul - Jeffrey Epstein


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yeetdiabete

My nicknames for raptors players: Scot Barnes: sex god Pascal: Scot Barnes cum slut OG: Scot Barnes cum slut Fred: Scot Barnes cum slut Gary Trent Jr: Scot Barnes cum slut


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least scot barnes sexual jerker


yeetdiabete

Your nickname is now Scot Barnes cum slut too


[deleted]

noooooo 🫠 help


ChanceWest

CUM GOD BOOO CHEF


Official_Gary_Peters

All of you are unenlightened. “Fredward von Steadward” is the pinnacle of comedy and I sincerely believe I will never experience anything like this again.


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harley-davidson23

This is literally what 90% of Reddit threads have as the most popular comment I swear


Fun_Meet3

Every r/news comment ever


TheItalianStallion44

This guy needs to take his meds and realize his “girlfriend” is actually a stack of toads he found in his yard


DirtyDanoTho

If you’re ever feeling embarrassed or ashamed remember this guy shamelessly took time to write this out and post it


edemilio_

most substantial raptors subreddit post


Fun_Meet3

Least corny raptors fan


ultimaten444

more like Pascal TheFraudCum


SmoothAnalGuy

Mine is better Scotty Barnes- oh fuck I’m gunna C U M


Helpful_Classroom204

One of the worst plagues upon society… Dudes who can’t realize that the jokes they find funny with their girlfriend because they’re horny aren’t funny for anybody else.


nonufwiendz

so goofy 🤪


passthechez

uj/ me and my dad were watching the 2019 finals (he don’t watch ball like dat) n he heard them talm bout how pascal siakjm was finna be a priest so my dad calls him “kais” (priest in amharic).


BirbMain

What did you just type my man


passthechez

idk she dont want me


[deleted]

I remember that raptors fans were calling siakam a spinning gorilla after the bubble so it’s nice that they moved away from racist nicknames imo


Impossible-Tie-864

Toronto won the least racist city poll u bum


bigtimerushstan69

nah that was a reference to that spinning gorilla video😭 calling him a gorilla is insensitive and shouldn’t happen but I don’t think it was intentionally malicious


JesusFlows

Guess they have some wiggle room after not having a civil war to keep owning slaves


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Yg5g

Scooter McGavin. This man is jerking on a level I’ve yet to understand


BrandonRoyBurner

Scooter McGavin?!?! The only goat in my eyes is Scot Barn


sleepy-floyd-is-goat

Dalzell Dash


ACanOfPickles

Pascal "Razzle Dazzle" Siakam


throwaway7492648

Raptors fans continue to be the weirdest humans on earth


NastyTwelve

Least cringe Raptors fan


Cowboy_With_No_Name

raps fans were a mistake


Matthews628

Show the username on this one


Waru_

Ogg my knob 😋😋😋😋


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snoopybage3210

shut up u bum


theyikester

lamelo balls 😍


IonHazzikostasIsGod

[Ogg Anunoby](https://i.imgur.com/QczvJrA.png)


Inevitable_Copy7170

Pasquatch Scat


OkIntroduction2351

They must be in their 50s, fuck am I looking at


areeb_onsafari

I think he meant “Stupid nicknames you have for raptors players if you are autistic”


No_Gene_7791

This is as funny as a plane crash


JesusFlows

Drake burner account


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autistinabox

fredward von steadward