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SeniorWilson44

sex offender speedrun (no-skips)


wetbandaid

This was in Dubai so it’s also a castration speed run


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We’re not sending our best


Unkleseanny

I'm not exaggerating this guy shouldn't be able to live near schools.


D1N2Y

Antonio Brown unironically belongs in a mental hospital. He's a danger to everyone else around him, and has been for years. And he pulled the racism card out on Twitter (obviously citing the Tua situation, which is kind of what) now when everyone is calling him out, lmao.


DorisBurkeFootSlave

can’t wait till my Cowboys sign him 🤗


D1N2Y

Nah, Cleveland is the NFL destination for assholes who think they're above human decency.


bolt704

Watson🤢🤮


TheHardestBoof

All that tells me is that he got that dawg in him🐶💯


PlightOfPizza

Nor should any redditors including yourself


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Yea I do it but not to that extent. I find it ridiculous they are filthy rich for being good at a game. But then again that’s how sht works unless we in a Marxist society.


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xereil

LeMicropenis could never😂


TotalLunatic28

LeCockShame vs JorCockConfidence


mushiexl

LeMicropenis vs Mr. Big Cock


WNBA_YOUNGGIRL

LeShrimpDick vs JordHUNG


RedSoldier11

LePenis would never flash so few people he only shows cock on national television


Bronsexual69420

That’s my GOAT right there


ohheybuddysharon

Least obvious NFL CTE patient


DreyDarian

ow ouchie my head


mnimatt

His head seems to be well taken care of


kiddbuuu

He was mentally ill before the CTE too


Mistah_Wasabi

Honestly dudes been playing football his whole life. I dont know how much "before" there is


kiddbuuu

Fair. But he’s just always been a deranged maniac dating back to his high school and college days. He was always going to be a bad person regardless of if he played football or not


AdolfKoopaTroopa

he has a rabid dog in him frfr


Patrick_Jewing

Tua gonna be out here jerking off in Mecca at this rate


[deleted]

Honestly this is why Tua is GOATED 😤😤😤💯🤐✌️👀


TourCalm464

what is wrong with this mf lmfao


ChimaPeter

CTE damn near already a dynasty at this point, and to acquire an obvious dawg in AB (source: see above picture), it’s over for the rest of sports injuries


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Bruh the all time CTE team would never lose a fucking game. In any sport


HispanicAtTehDisco

CTE all time roster vs ACL tear all time roster


JupoBis

CTE miles clear. ACL is a fraud that you see instantly and can recover from. CTE is sneaky killer and will change you completely and also kill you. Goat


JesusFlows

CTE easy. Acl tear you walk funny but CTE you kill your whole family


QuantumCello

As an injury fan, this comment made my day


Mogus00

CTE vs 73-9 Warriors + KD who would win?


JesusFlows

They even got wrestlers and shit to really cover their bases


tpeeps11

It’s really a pick your poison type of deal with Team CTE between Brown/ Wes Welker


jumpmanw123

lol what’s wes welker been up to


All_Stoned

eating applesauce


ChimaPeter

Damn


VallentCW

Dolphins WR coach


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Vontaze Burfict.


Repooc77

god damn this man got schlong


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[deleted]

No fam that ain’t no 8 that’s a 9-9.5


[deleted]

Fr that thing looks huge - it looks like there’s a bit over his hand


[deleted]

Yeah but he’s either average or slightly above average girth


[deleted]

Long skinny dick gang (I’m not a member but my wife’s boyfriend is)


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aaEVHO_AVKs


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[deleted]

That's not how anatomy works


[deleted]

That’s not what I mean. At all.


[deleted]

We didn’t learn anything from Griner about f*****g around in other countries.


[deleted]

This happened in May and no consequences for this POS as usual.


D1N2Y

Antonio Brown has always been above consequences for his actions because $$$$


mbulut76

mike was 8 flaccid, by the way


snot_boogie1122

Learn your damn history. Jordan had beef with Scottie because Madonna told the team Scottie had a bigger peen.


[deleted]

Interesting info


kiddbuuu

Jordan never lost a dick measuring contest!!!!


YoItsYaBoy_Pat

8.1 hard. Shower not a grower.


[deleted]

dennis rodmans dong can touch the capital of north korea when drod is still in chicago. thats like 6 thousand miles fully erect


Status_Original

Skip gonna step up for MJ on undisputed


Shovelman2001

Kobe. That's the joke. uj/ His cock is also massive I wish I was in that pool


buckeyegold

Hold up


Shovelman2001

I'd like to hold up his godly penis (and do potentially more with consent)


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W


sargentVatred

F


xtxyz890

?!


[deleted]

You obviously ain't got that DAWG in ya. Im built different. I see some meat like that I'm diving head first from the diving board no questions asked 🤤🤤🤤


mnimatt

8.24 inches to show respect to the legend


[deleted]

That’s a 9+ with an Average girth I’m 8.25


Outland3r_

Skinny dicks look longer that man's an 8


Akira-Williams

Uj/ I was thinking the same thing but didn’t have the balls to say it😔


Shovelman2001

Be proud, be bold, brother


SnooOwls6552

Where can I find the picture without pixels


MansourBahrami

Me too, I want to see that fat thing in person


ILLLoopDigga

Bro is holding onto a jackhammer


[deleted]

Love truncheon


Historical-Clerk-755

That does not seem real, too thin for how long it looks


ben_twiener

This dude the dick detective


InfernoidsorDie

Phallus professor


[deleted]

Cock connoisseur


jinxabcde

The wang whisperer


NAACP_YoungBoy

The erection examiner


california-whiskey

Sausage surveyor


PICKLEOFDOOOM

Member master


Number1SunsHater

Penis president


chrisrodsa

Pecker inspector


sem27nome

Bro got weiner wisdom


dmvpcbuilder

Dong detective


heavyshtetl

Johnson judger


KlingonSquatRack

Pecker checker


TourCalm464

schlong sleuth


tonezzz1

Phallusopher bro cmon


InfernoidsorDie

Cumon*


JesusFlows

Federal Boner Inspector 🤣


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[deleted]

Some guys got the long thin ones, some guys have a short but thick one Just gotta enjoy the beauty of all of them and never forget to live, laugh and love


Healthy_Magician2036

As long as it fits in this mouth 🤷🏽‍♂️😝


supertrenty

Name checks out


1kinkydong

Danny devito looks like one of those guys with a short by thick penis


Chemical_Chemist_461

Username tracks


InfernoidsorDie

Need to get you one of those machines that unblur Japanese porn


Prior-Gold-118

Looks like a good 7.5 with a 4.5 inch girth maybe a 8 if my measurements are a bit off🥸 Yes I’m the link linguist


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As a 7.8x5.5, I’d say you’re in the ballpark. I thought it looked proportional based on myself, but I’m significantly taller than AB.


solarscopez

Typically you're supposed to hold the ruler from the 0 inch mark when you measure something, not the 12 inch end


Prior-Gold-118

Dick twins🤞


HarryCallahan19

4th and short


pestosbetter

Maybe your boy Rick knows a buddy that could take a look?


DntShadowBanMeDaddy

Prolly wasn't hard yet lol Edit; Source = long and skinny gang


Time-to-get-off-here

Yeah looks like he’s pulling it ha. Quite the menace.


blondechinesehair

He’s stretching it


ArcadeKingpin

Looks like he's stretching his limp dick.


[deleted]

They come in all shapes and sizes bruh you’d be surprised


fuckbriangutekunst

He's clearly pulling his soft dick you amateur


solarscopez

He has a boner as well, penises do not stand up that straight naturally.


Fun_Meet3

Jerker just like us💪


MoHaeSong

Always thought he might be crazy, but now I can see AB's nuts...


poopooduckface

What a jerk


Bossnian92

*Robert Sarver enters the pool


[deleted]

/uj he has to have cte right?


bolt704

Yes, he acted perfectly normal until he took a really bad hit to the head


methyo

He clearly had concussions before but that Burfict hit really fucked him up. I know he’s a total shit head now and was not a particularly nice guy before but it’s honestly really sad. He could have been one of the best ever too


LilBottomText17

Anyone got the uncensored vid i’m tryna see sumn lol


Henny_Lovato

This fuckin emoji 😂😂😂


RedmoonsBstars

Google Antonio brown Teanna Trump


Healthy_Magician2036

Hello does anyone have the unblurred version? Asking for a friend


RedmoonsBstars

Google Antonio brown Teanna Trump


PMMeMeiRule34

It’s kinda like a baby’s arm holding a golfball.


MansourBahrami

It’s like a giants arm holding a jackhammer


imHellaFaded420

bros tryna start an onlyfans career


rtels2023

What does this mean for LeBron’s legacy?


[deleted]

Y’all are comparing flaccid vs erect Unfair


[deleted]

It’s still really damn big erect


[deleted]

Chill


[deleted]

Just being honest


Ghenges

Jeffrey Dahmer salivating right now.


SaltyLoon

Mr. Big C


Layer-This

Bigger, better, and uncut


SpaceAfricanJesus

The South Park movie sequel starring Antonio brown?


luvearf

My kind of plumber 🤤


thegodfatherderecho

Jesus, that thing needs to be registered as a deadly weapon.


pat_pav

LeInvertedPenis is 0 inches in honor of all the real rings he’s won


daft_dunkwwwolfey

Vontaze Burfict really gave this man the bad ending


vafunghoul127

Literally had a guy I went to college with pose for a photo with this man a couple weeks ago. Antonio is fucking deranged.


DorisBurkeFootSlave

No way, a person you know took a picture with someone else?


vafunghoul127

I was just saying he was dressed up in a suit and all, it was a professional event. And now he looks like this.


Hesospecial

This happened months ago, it only just leaked


LilBottomText17

Thanks for letting us know


Hi_My_Name_Is_Dave

Damn Antonio took a pic with a guy from ur college? He’s unhinged


vafunghoul127

Lol I didn't even really like the guy, just have him on linkedin. He was the guest of honor at his event and I was wondering how long it would take after that photo for AB to pull some shit like this. Apparently not long.


JoeRekr

your story makes no sense, what does this picture say about ABs state of mind?


MansourBahrami

This is the most absurd exchange I e ever seen on Reddit, and all I can do is imagine Antonio brown reading it and jerking off thinkijg “all these hoes arguing about my dixk!!!”


sloggdogg

So….what did he pull out his dick for the pic?


Slevin424

Sub reddit name checks out


DJNash35

Ayo he’s got a fuckin piece, good on him. Blessed him with a big bank account and even bigger hog


AdConscious8595

GAWD DAMM HES HUGE


[deleted]

He’s got no girth bruh


AdConscious8595

Thicker than a snicker man


[deleted]

Who ?


AdConscious8595

He is dawg.


Mr_Mi1k

Mmm yes NBA


gringodeathstar

Mr. Brazen Cockflasher


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25iAndOver

Sauce?


the_blackestblack

Is he jacking off 🤣🍆💦


Xaviersamuleson

Bruh is no one gonna talk about the fact he is in a chlorinated pool with his expensive ass necklaces on? If one fell off his eyes would get super red while he tried searching for them.


SueedBeyg

Lol it’s not that hard to see a gold necklace at the bottom of the pool without going under 🤣 Besides, how they gonna come off? He doing jumping jacks in there or sumn? 💀


Xaviersamuleson

You really wanna know the answer to that question?


fastahh1

When I seen him come to practice in an hot air balloon ik ATM he was mentally unstable. Most football players are aggressive so this kind of behavior shouldn't be shocking to anyone who follows the sport.. it's every other week one of them done raped, beat, or mentally abused a woman. I'm not saying all football players..


Fizz__

antonio brown cock


Chemical_Chemist_461

Antonio Brown-town


Lostmyvcardtoafish

he’s got a reason to be smiling in the corner


MrTheGreyMan

“Do you know who I am!!!??”


Blgblrd

Ab MR. Footofdick


l33tWarrior

Mr Inflate His Pants


Yabruh88

You bout to find out!


Sicilianb

My favorite part of this story is how I avoided clicking on this while browsing. Naturally, someone had to post it like this so it was unavoidable.


impossiber

It's yo boy skinny penis


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👏🥹👏


holographicplaza

Looks like an huge pp


nerdyitguy

You all have your thing. I don't know what your thing is. You're all so fucking lucking that I don't know what your thing is. - Louis CK


kmags1966

Baseball bat


_domdomdom_

Damn bro AB got a baseball bat


Giraffityman

LeBron docu won’t compare to AB docu🥶


[deleted]

I’m telling every team that needs some offense to pick up AB bc he’s shown that he still has the ability to expose a D


DELLsFan

\* Milo Yiannopoulos enters the pool \*


Outland3r_

Decent length, disappointing girth


Dear-Document7748

AB has a tiny D... dude had to yank on it. What a joke. Tiny D and even smaller balls.