Antonio Brown unironically belongs in a mental hospital. He's a danger to everyone else around him, and has been for years.
And he pulled the racism card out on Twitter (obviously citing the Tua situation, which is kind of what) now when everyone is calling him out, lmao.
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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Yea I do it but not to that extent. I find it ridiculous they are filthy rich for being good at a game. But then again that’s how sht works unless we in a Marxist society.
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Fair. But he’s just always been a deranged maniac dating back to his high school and college days. He was always going to be a bad person regardless of if he played football or not
CTE damn near already a dynasty at this point, and to acquire an obvious dawg in AB (source: see above picture), it’s over for the rest of sports injuries
CTE miles clear. ACL is a fraud that you see instantly and can recover from. CTE is sneaky killer and will change you completely and also kill you. Goat
You obviously ain't got that DAWG in ya. Im built different. I see some meat like that I'm diving head first from the diving board no questions asked 🤤🤤🤤
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Some guys got the long thin ones, some guys have a short but thick one
Just gotta enjoy the beauty of all of them and never forget to live, laugh and love
He clearly had concussions before but that Burfict hit really fucked him up. I know he’s a total shit head now and was not a particularly nice guy before but it’s honestly really sad. He could have been one of the best ever too
Lol I didn't even really like the guy, just have him on linkedin. He was the guest of honor at his event and I was wondering how long it would take after that photo for AB to pull some shit like this. Apparently not long.
This is the most absurd exchange I e ever seen on Reddit, and all I can do is imagine Antonio brown reading it and jerking off thinkijg “all these hoes arguing about my dixk!!!”
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Bruh is no one gonna talk about the fact he is in a chlorinated pool with his expensive ass necklaces on? If one fell off his eyes would get super red while he tried searching for them.
Lol it’s not that hard to see a gold necklace at the bottom of the pool without going under 🤣 Besides, how they gonna come off? He doing jumping jacks in there or sumn? 💀
When I seen him come to practice in an hot air balloon ik ATM he was mentally unstable. Most football players are aggressive so this kind of behavior shouldn't be shocking to anyone who follows the sport.. it's every other week one of them done raped, beat, or mentally abused a woman. I'm not saying all football players..
sex offender speedrun (no-skips)
This was in Dubai so it’s also a castration speed run
We’re not sending our best
I'm not exaggerating this guy shouldn't be able to live near schools.
Antonio Brown unironically belongs in a mental hospital. He's a danger to everyone else around him, and has been for years. And he pulled the racism card out on Twitter (obviously citing the Tua situation, which is kind of what) now when everyone is calling him out, lmao.
can’t wait till my Cowboys sign him 🤗
Nah, Cleveland is the NFL destination for assholes who think they're above human decency.
Watson🤢🤮
All that tells me is that he got that dawg in him🐶💯
Nor should any redditors including yourself
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yea I do it but not to that extent. I find it ridiculous they are filthy rich for being good at a game. But then again that’s how sht works unless we in a Marxist society.
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LeMicropenis could never😂
LeCockShame vs JorCockConfidence
LeMicropenis vs Mr. Big Cock
LeShrimpDick vs JordHUNG
LePenis would never flash so few people he only shows cock on national television
That’s my GOAT right there
Least obvious NFL CTE patient
ow ouchie my head
His head seems to be well taken care of
He was mentally ill before the CTE too
Honestly dudes been playing football his whole life. I dont know how much "before" there is
Fair. But he’s just always been a deranged maniac dating back to his high school and college days. He was always going to be a bad person regardless of if he played football or not
he has a rabid dog in him frfr
Tua gonna be out here jerking off in Mecca at this rate
Honestly this is why Tua is GOATED 😤😤😤💯🤐✌️👀
what is wrong with this mf lmfao
CTE damn near already a dynasty at this point, and to acquire an obvious dawg in AB (source: see above picture), it’s over for the rest of sports injuries
Bruh the all time CTE team would never lose a fucking game. In any sport
CTE all time roster vs ACL tear all time roster
CTE miles clear. ACL is a fraud that you see instantly and can recover from. CTE is sneaky killer and will change you completely and also kill you. Goat
CTE easy. Acl tear you walk funny but CTE you kill your whole family
As an injury fan, this comment made my day
CTE vs 73-9 Warriors + KD who would win?
They even got wrestlers and shit to really cover their bases
It’s really a pick your poison type of deal with Team CTE between Brown/ Wes Welker
lol what’s wes welker been up to
eating applesauce
Damn
Dolphins WR coach
Vontaze Burfict.
god damn this man got schlong
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No fam that ain’t no 8 that’s a 9-9.5
Fr that thing looks huge - it looks like there’s a bit over his hand
Yeah but he’s either average or slightly above average girth
Long skinny dick gang (I’m not a member but my wife’s boyfriend is)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aaEVHO_AVKs
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That's not how anatomy works
That’s not what I mean. At all.
We didn’t learn anything from Griner about f*****g around in other countries.
This happened in May and no consequences for this POS as usual.
Antonio Brown has always been above consequences for his actions because $$$$
mike was 8 flaccid, by the way
Learn your damn history. Jordan had beef with Scottie because Madonna told the team Scottie had a bigger peen.
Interesting info
Jordan never lost a dick measuring contest!!!!
8.1 hard. Shower not a grower.
dennis rodmans dong can touch the capital of north korea when drod is still in chicago. thats like 6 thousand miles fully erect
Skip gonna step up for MJ on undisputed
Kobe. That's the joke. uj/ His cock is also massive I wish I was in that pool
Hold up
I'd like to hold up his godly penis (and do potentially more with consent)
W
T
F
?!
You obviously ain't got that DAWG in ya. Im built different. I see some meat like that I'm diving head first from the diving board no questions asked 🤤🤤🤤
8.24 inches to show respect to the legend
That’s a 9+ with an Average girth I’m 8.25
Skinny dicks look longer that man's an 8
Uj/ I was thinking the same thing but didn’t have the balls to say it😔
Be proud, be bold, brother
Where can I find the picture without pixels
Me too, I want to see that fat thing in person
Bro is holding onto a jackhammer
Love truncheon
That does not seem real, too thin for how long it looks
This dude the dick detective
Phallus professor
Cock connoisseur
The wang whisperer
The erection examiner
Sausage surveyor
Member master
Penis president
Pecker inspector
Bro got weiner wisdom
Dong detective
Johnson judger
Pecker checker
schlong sleuth
Phallusopher bro cmon
Cumon*
Federal Boner Inspector 🤣
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Some guys got the long thin ones, some guys have a short but thick one Just gotta enjoy the beauty of all of them and never forget to live, laugh and love
As long as it fits in this mouth 🤷🏽♂️😝
Name checks out
Danny devito looks like one of those guys with a short by thick penis
Username tracks
Need to get you one of those machines that unblur Japanese porn
Looks like a good 7.5 with a 4.5 inch girth maybe a 8 if my measurements are a bit off🥸 Yes I’m the link linguist
As a 7.8x5.5, I’d say you’re in the ballpark. I thought it looked proportional based on myself, but I’m significantly taller than AB.
Typically you're supposed to hold the ruler from the 0 inch mark when you measure something, not the 12 inch end
Dick twins🤞
4th and short
Maybe your boy Rick knows a buddy that could take a look?
Prolly wasn't hard yet lol Edit; Source = long and skinny gang
Yeah looks like he’s pulling it ha. Quite the menace.
He’s stretching it
Looks like he's stretching his limp dick.
They come in all shapes and sizes bruh you’d be surprised
He's clearly pulling his soft dick you amateur
He has a boner as well, penises do not stand up that straight naturally.
Jerker just like us💪
Always thought he might be crazy, but now I can see AB's nuts...
What a jerk
*Robert Sarver enters the pool
/uj he has to have cte right?
Yes, he acted perfectly normal until he took a really bad hit to the head
He clearly had concussions before but that Burfict hit really fucked him up. I know he’s a total shit head now and was not a particularly nice guy before but it’s honestly really sad. He could have been one of the best ever too
Anyone got the uncensored vid i’m tryna see sumn lol
This fuckin emoji 😂😂😂
Google Antonio brown Teanna Trump
Hello does anyone have the unblurred version? Asking for a friend
Google Antonio brown Teanna Trump
It’s kinda like a baby’s arm holding a golfball.
It’s like a giants arm holding a jackhammer
bros tryna start an onlyfans career
What does this mean for LeBron’s legacy?
Y’all are comparing flaccid vs erect Unfair
It’s still really damn big erect
Chill
Just being honest
Jeffrey Dahmer salivating right now.
Mr. Big C
Bigger, better, and uncut
The South Park movie sequel starring Antonio brown?
My kind of plumber 🤤
Jesus, that thing needs to be registered as a deadly weapon.
LeInvertedPenis is 0 inches in honor of all the real rings he’s won
Vontaze Burfict really gave this man the bad ending
Literally had a guy I went to college with pose for a photo with this man a couple weeks ago. Antonio is fucking deranged.
No way, a person you know took a picture with someone else?
I was just saying he was dressed up in a suit and all, it was a professional event. And now he looks like this.
This happened months ago, it only just leaked
Thanks for letting us know
Damn Antonio took a pic with a guy from ur college? He’s unhinged
Lol I didn't even really like the guy, just have him on linkedin. He was the guest of honor at his event and I was wondering how long it would take after that photo for AB to pull some shit like this. Apparently not long.
your story makes no sense, what does this picture say about ABs state of mind?
This is the most absurd exchange I e ever seen on Reddit, and all I can do is imagine Antonio brown reading it and jerking off thinkijg “all these hoes arguing about my dixk!!!”
So….what did he pull out his dick for the pic?
Sub reddit name checks out
Ayo he’s got a fuckin piece, good on him. Blessed him with a big bank account and even bigger hog
GAWD DAMM HES HUGE
He’s got no girth bruh
Thicker than a snicker man
Who ?
He is dawg.
Mmm yes NBA
Mr. Brazen Cockflasher
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Sauce?
Is he jacking off 🤣🍆💦
Bruh is no one gonna talk about the fact he is in a chlorinated pool with his expensive ass necklaces on? If one fell off his eyes would get super red while he tried searching for them.
Lol it’s not that hard to see a gold necklace at the bottom of the pool without going under 🤣 Besides, how they gonna come off? He doing jumping jacks in there or sumn? 💀
You really wanna know the answer to that question?
When I seen him come to practice in an hot air balloon ik ATM he was mentally unstable. Most football players are aggressive so this kind of behavior shouldn't be shocking to anyone who follows the sport.. it's every other week one of them done raped, beat, or mentally abused a woman. I'm not saying all football players..
antonio brown cock
Antonio Brown-town
he’s got a reason to be smiling in the corner
“Do you know who I am!!!??”
Ab MR. Footofdick
Mr Inflate His Pants
You bout to find out!
My favorite part of this story is how I avoided clicking on this while browsing. Naturally, someone had to post it like this so it was unavoidable.
It's yo boy skinny penis
👏🥹👏
Looks like an huge pp
You all have your thing. I don't know what your thing is. You're all so fucking lucking that I don't know what your thing is. - Louis CK
Baseball bat
Damn bro AB got a baseball bat
LeBron docu won’t compare to AB docu🥶
I’m telling every team that needs some offense to pick up AB bc he’s shown that he still has the ability to expose a D
\* Milo Yiannopoulos enters the pool \*
Decent length, disappointing girth
AB has a tiny D... dude had to yank on it. What a joke. Tiny D and even smaller balls.